[00:00:00] Mandy Goes To Med School - The Dresden Dolls [00:00:00] 以下歌词翻译由微信翻译提供 [00:00:00] Written by:Amanda Palmer [00:00:00] [00:00:00] I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger [00:00:05] 我感觉自己愚蠢至极 [00:00:05] Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv [00:00:11] 漂亮得就像刚输液的病人的照片 [00:00:11] Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures [00:00:15] 头晕目眩就像一个做着缝合手术的匪帮 [00:00:15] Where his magic Johnson ought to be [00:00:22] 他的魔法强森应该在哪里 [00:00:22] Yes I'll tell you just the thing [00:00:26] 我会告诉你 [00:00:26] You need to be the next big thing [00:00:30] 你需要成为下一个大人物 [00:00:30] Let's start in with a test of your intelligence [00:00:36] 让我们先测试一下你的智商 [00:00:36] And zest for the counter productive [00:00:39] 热情高涨适得其反 [00:00:39] Up and down and roundabout and out the back [00:00:45] 上上下下兜个圈子从后门出去 [00:00:45] And keep your mouth shut tight [00:00:48] 闭上你的臭嘴 [00:00:48] The lights are staying out but no sweat [00:00:53] 灯光熄灭但是没关系 [00:00:53] I've got aim like a mack truck [00:00:56] 我像大卡车一样瞄准目标 [00:00:56] Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more [00:01:03] 猜猜有多少根手指猜猜还有多少根 [00:01:03] I can fit there [00:01:05] 我可以住在那里 [00:01:05] Guess right get the toaster [00:01:08] 猜对了准备好武器 [00:01:08] But you know miss guessing gets you nowhere [00:01:13] 但你知道光靠猜测是无济于事的 [00:01:13] I've been baking cakes for the enemy [00:01:17] 我一直在为敌人做蛋糕 [00:01:17] I've been dying to find out the hard way [00:01:21] 我渴望知道到底是怎么回事 [00:01:21] I've been taking friends to the alleyway [00:01:25] 我带朋友去巷子里 [00:01:25] Two down now but who's counting anyway [00:01:29] 现在只剩两个人但谁会在乎呢 [00:01:29] Yes I can do everything [00:01:33] 没错我无所不能 [00:01:33] You need from out of my new suv [00:01:37] 你需要我的新SUV [00:01:37] All my work is guaranteed [00:01:41] 我的工作都有保障 [00:01:41] To last the length of your recovery [00:01:45] 让你度过漫长的恢复期 [00:01:45] Put away those pliers honey [00:01:50] 把钳子拿开亲爱的 [00:01:50] Trust me 'cause I know the options [00:01:54] 相信我因为我知道选择 [00:01:54] How about a nine month long vacation [00:01:59] 九个月的长假怎么样 [00:01:59] And a two foot coffin [00:02:02] 一口两英尺高的棺材 [00:02:02] I've been getting up close and intimate [00:02:06] 我与你亲密无间 [00:02:06] Some close calls but I'm getting into it [00:02:10] 有些险象环生但我要全情投入 [00:02:10] In some states they say you can burn for it [00:02:14] 在某些州他们说你可以赴汤蹈火 [00:02:14] But ill burn that bridge when I get to it [00:02:24] 当我走到那一步我会破釜沉舟 [00:02:24] It's not a bad thing [00:02:32] 这不是坏事 [00:02:32] To get professional [00:02:40] 变得专业 [00:02:40] It's got a nice ring [00:02:48] 戒指真漂亮 [00:02:48] Mandy goes to med school oh [00:03:13] Mandy去了医学院 [00:03:13] I've been taking tips from the government [00:03:18] 我一直在接受政府的建议 [00:03:18] I've been getting d**n good at hiding it [00:03:22] 我越来越善于掩饰 [00:03:22] Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it [00:03:26] 一个月五十块应该够了 [00:03:26] Two down now but who's gonna notice it [00:03:29] 两个人倒下了但谁会注意到呢 [00:03:29] And if you show up and I am unavailable [00:03:34] 如果你出现在我身边而我没空 [00:03:34] My partner brian would love to take care of you [00:03:44] 我的搭档布莱恩很乐意照顾你 [00:03:44] He is a nice man [00:03:51] 他是个好人 [00:03:51] Thoroughly reliable [00:03:59] 完全可靠 [00:03:59] He's in a rock band [00:04:07] 他在一个摇滚乐队里 [00:04:07] And he goes to med school oh oh