[00:00:00] 本字幕由天琴实验室独家AI技术生成 [00:00:01] 人生在世 [00:00:03] 偏偏偏日月如梭年年年 [00:00:09] 富贵之家有有有 [00:00:12] 贫困之人寒寒寒 [00:00:16] 升官发财dei [00:00:19] 两腿儿要一蹬 [00:00:22] 完完完 [00:00:26] 这话一点儿都不假 [00:00:29] 人这一生 [00:00:30] 七情六欲 [00:00:32] 喜怒哀乐 [00:00:34] 什么事儿都会遇上 [00:00:36] 争名夺利也不管 [00:00:39] 苦也不管了 [00:00:41] 两腿一升 [00:00:42] 完完完全完 [00:00:47] 拿咱们前文叔来说 [00:00:49] 欧阳春一听 [00:00:50] 站起来 [00:00:51] 阿弥陀佛 [00:00:53] 凉 [00:00:54] 咱们回来 [00:00:56] 我感谢大家的盛情 [00:00:58] 我看你们谁都不必去 [00:01:00] 贫僧我去 [00:01:04] 欧阳爷擦擦眼泪 [00:01:06] 伸手在墙犄角那儿抄起方便连环铲往外就走 [00:01:13] 被江天拿一伸手给拽住起来 [00:01:18] 北侠 [00:01:19] 请你留步 [00:01:21] 为什么 [00:01:22] 哎呀 [00:01:23] 糊涂地老侠客呀 [00:01:26] 你们谁都不要动我话还没说完呢 [00:01:32] 他们是用这种手段 [00:01:35] 让欧阳老剑客上当 [00:01:38] 另外 [00:01:38] 他们也谈了解药的事儿 [00:01:40] J 解药现在就在郭长达和陆昆手里 [00:01:45] 为什么就怕解药叫咱们到来 [00:01:49] 人家就前功尽弃了 [00:01:52] 所以人家两个人起誓发愿要把解药护好 [00:01:57] 已经做好了充分的准备 [00:02:00] 就凭我们这些人去要要啊 [00:02:02] 要得出来吗 [00:02:05] 这不是笑话一样 [00:02:07] 我不是长人家的威风 [00:02:09] 灭咱们的锐气 [00:02:12] 等咱们把药比如说也抢回来了 [00:02:15] 恐怕老剑客的命也交代了 [00:02:20] 这种想法干脆打消 [00:02:22] 根本就办不到 [00:02:24] 欧阳春鸡啦 [00:02:26] 老人家既然是解药 [00:02:30] 没有希望呢 [00:02:31] 我叔叔就是非死不可 [00:02:36] 呃 [00:02:37] 还不能这么说 [00:02:38] 哎 [00:02:39] 大伙儿一听 [00:02:39] 还有一线之路啊 [00:02:41] 老人家 [00:02:42] 那您就说说 [00:02:43] 怎么能救得了 [00:02:45] 只要是能救 [00:02:46] 我们赴汤蹈火 [00:02:48] 万死不辞 [00:02:53] 姜天达翻着眼皮想了一会儿 [00:02:56] 各位啊 [00:02:57] 大伙儿先冷静一点 [00:03:00] 不过我觉得说出来跟不说也差不多少 [00:03:05] 死马当活马治吧 [00:03:08] 要想解救欧阳老剑客这条命 [00:03:13] 有一种药 [00:03:16] 咱必须得整了 [00:03:17] 这种药也不到手儿 [00:03:19] 这人肯定活不了 [00:03:22] 不过这要不是什么解药 [00:03:25] 也不在郭长达手里头 [00:03:27] 咱们要能取来比较方便一些 [00:03:30] 什么呀 [00:03:31] 你说这药的名字叫九子莲花 [00:03:37] 哎 [00:03:37] 九个字的量法 [00:03:40] 大家对要上不太明白 [00:03:42] 进一步就问 [00:03:44] 那咱上药铺能买来吗 [00:03:46] 哎呀 [00:03:47] 谈何容易 [00:03:48] 要不能买了我废 [00:03:50] 这话有什么用啊 [00:03:52] 据我所知 [00:03:53] 九子莲花在咱们全国就这么一朵 [00:03:59] 这一朵在九江府汉阳峰的天池里面 [00:04:07] 你们谁笨 [00:04:08] 汉阳峰天池去一趟 [00:04:11] 能在天池里取来九籽莲花 [00:04:13] 只要拿回来我就能配药 [00:04:16] 马上我就能把欧阳老剑客治好 [00:04:20] 咱还得说明白 [00:04:21] 十天之内必须拿来 [00:04:24] 凭我第一到能保证老人家十天之内没事儿 [00:04:29] 超过十天 [00:04:31] 神仙一把抓也不好使 [00:04:36] 传输安一听乐了 [00:04:38] 哎呀 [00:04:38] 那好办呐 [00:04:40] 那就是道上耽误点功夫呗 [00:04:43] 等到那天池里把这九籽莲花捞出来不就回来了 [00:04:47] 谁腿快谁去一趟不就得了 [00:04:52] 说安娜 [00:04:53] 你说地容易 [00:04:56] 不是那么好捞的 [00:04:58] 比如说这九籽莲花现在还在天池 [00:05:03] 没在天池叫人家捞走 [00:05:06] 没捞走啊 [00:05:07] 我知道他是宝贝 [00:05:09] 别人就不知道吗 [00:05:11] 我懂得他是要别人不明白吗 [00:05:15] 要叫别人整走了 [00:05:17] 咱扑空了等于白去 [00:05:20] 这是一个事儿 [00:05:22] 另外一个事儿 [00:05:24] 你知道那天池有多深 [00:05:28] 你只天池里的什么呀 [00:05:31] 那九籽莲花长到什么地方 [00:05:33] 你看见了吗 [00:05:35] 你就说的挺好听 [00:05:37] 咱们就拽出来啊 [00:05:39] 不是那么容易的 [00:05:41] 因为我最爱研究一书 [00:05:44] 我从医书的宝库当中得知这个情况 [00:05:50] 据说这种九子莲花乃是一种先要 [00:05:54] 一般人是弄不到手 [00:05:57] 要能弄到手的话 [00:05:58] 何必在书上标明呢 [00:06:00] 怎么没有记载什么人 [00:06:03] 什么人得过九子莲花没有啊 [00:06:06] 看来这个事儿是大难尔特难 [00:06:10] 你在郭长达和陆昆手里头抢解药 [00:06:14] 也不会省多少事 [00:06:17] 所以我才说这话我讲不讲似乎没用 [00:06:22] 但是咱又不能坐着等 [00:06:24] 如果你们认为十天之内可以把九籽莲花整回来 [00:06:29] 当然是更好 [00:06:31] 蒋平一听 [00:06:33] 事到现在 [00:06:34] 只好如此 [00:06:36] 马上派人就起身 [00:06:39] 大家一听啊 [00:06:40] 都想报名去 [00:06:42] 蒋四爷一看 [00:06:43] 不行 [00:06:44] 家里离不开人 [00:06:47] 那么多人去九子莲花何必呢 [00:06:50] 最后他匿个名刀连讲评 [00:06:53] 算上一共九个人 [00:06:55] 这九个人是翻江鼠蒋平 [00:06:58] 还有他侄儿蒋昭、蒋小义 [00:07:02] 义侠太保刘士杰、笑面郎君沈明杰、超水燕子吕仁杰、井底蛙邵环杰勇金刚张豹、双刀将马龙、玉面小达摩白云瑞 [00:07:20] 就这几个人 [00:07:22] 家里的事儿统统交给山西雁白眉大侠徐良 [00:07:29] 还得保护开封府 [00:07:32] 还得监督着莲花观的变化 [00:07:35] 还得应付八类 [00:07:38] 家里边儿的事儿是太多了 [00:07:42] 徐良一听 [00:07:42] 也只好如此 [00:07:44] 因为徐良一听 [00:07:45] 啊 [00:07:46] 取这九籽莲花得上天池 [00:07:49] 不用问 [00:07:50] 那有水 [00:07:52] 我见水就眼晕 [00:07:54] 去了跟不去一样 [00:07:56] 还不如在家呢 [00:07:57] 所以徐峥也就没争 [00:08:01] 就这样翻江苏 [00:08:02] 蒋四爷命人准备了九批筷子 [00:08:07] 他们带着干粮和水葫芦 [00:08:09] 足够地川资路费 [00:08:12] 九个人起身 [00:08:15] 临行之时 [00:08:16] 妙手回春 [00:08:17] 姜天达千叮咛万嘱托 [00:08:21] 讲评啊 [00:08:23] 今儿个就得算一天了 [00:08:25] 也就是说两头去掉 [00:08:28] 你们必须在十天之内赶回来 [00:08:32] 要过的时候 [00:08:34] 老剑客 [00:08:34] 人命可就保不住了 [00:08:36] 当然 [00:08:37] 你们要能提前回来 [00:08:39] 这是最好不过 [00:08:41] 您放心吧 [00:08:43] 如果我们回不来 [00:08:45] 取不来九籽莲花 [00:08:47] 这辈子咱也就甭见面儿 [00:08:51] 蒋平下这个决心可不行啊 [00:08:55] 等蒋四爷带着几个人走后 [00:08:59] 起步 [00:08:59] 大头鬼发酸 [00:09:01] 擦了擦眼泪 [00:09:04] 吗 [00:09:05] 这个人这一辈子他妈不好活呀 [00:09:08] 这玩意儿 [00:09:09] 哎呀 [00:09:11] 看我四爷的意思 [00:09:14] 还不知道能回来不能回来呢 [00:09:17] 也许这老少几个人把命扔天池 [00:09:21] 哎 [00:09:22] 看来这一辈子真是坎坷不平啊 [00:09:27] 人家别人回了店房了 [00:09:30] 他说你讲这个心呢 [00:09:32] 堵得要命 [00:09:34] 其实说一进去就是发愁 [00:09:37] 不如找个地方换环境啊 [00:09:40] 痛快痛快 [00:09:42] 所以 [00:09:43] 送走讲评之后 [00:09:44] 他没回迎宾馆 [00:09:46] 顺着大道往前走 [00:09:49] 一拐弯儿奔一个饭管子 [00:09:53] 这饭馆子叫天香楼 [00:09:58] 哎呀 [00:09:58] 做的东西是最得味 [00:10:00] 在东京是首屈一指 [00:10:04] 这楼分三四层 [00:10:06] 有时候皇家的贵族经常在楼上包席 [00:10:13] 没钱的人到这里是吃不起 [00:10:16] 开封府的人常来常往 [00:10:20] 开这个半管子的掌柜姓金 [00:10:24] 跟开封府的人也比较熟悉 [00:10:27] 他正在狼怪忙活呢 [00:10:29] 抬头一看 [00:10:29] 哟 [00:10:30] 曹书 [00:10:31] 哎 [00:10:32] 那能不认得 [00:10:34] 金掌柜的满面陪笑就迎接出来 [00:10:37] 哟 [00:10:37] 方爷 [00:10:39] 您今儿个怎么这么得闲呢 [00:10:41] 请到里边吧 [00:10:42] 哎哎 [00:10:42] 好说好说 [00:10:44] 客人多少 [00:10:46] 哎呀 [00:10:46] 哪天人都不少 [00:10:48] 不过您来了 [00:10:50] 怎么给您找个雅座 [00:10:51] 哎 [00:10:52] 不 [00:10:53] 我今儿个不做雅座 [00:10:54] 我觉着憋屈 [00:10:56] 怎么你想找个敞亮的地方 [00:11:00] 对呢 [00:11:00] 我心里发闷 [00:11:02] 给我找个通风地凉快地方啊 [00:11:05] 好嘞 [00:11:06] 你请他三楼吧 [00:11:08] 金掌柜的亲自陪着房书安来到三楼 [00:11:13] 把窗户这地方给找了一张口 [00:11:16] 其实这锅也没闲着 [00:11:18] 金掌柜的跟吃饭的客人商量 [00:11:21] 挪到别的桌上 [00:11:22] 这桌儿整给臧翻腾出来擦抹桌案 [00:11:27] 掌柜的在这服侍着发言 [00:11:31] 听说八王擂你们忙得要命 [00:11:34] 哎 [00:11:34] 可不是吗 [00:11:35] 今儿个放假 [00:11:37] 方叔安就没必要详细跟他解释 [00:11:39] 哦 [00:11:40] 怪不得您来了呢 [00:11:41] 要这么的 [00:11:42] 您吃点什么 [00:11:44] 你们天香楼什么拿手 [00:11:46] 就给我做点儿什么呗 [00:11:48] 反正我也没事儿 [00:11:50] 今儿跟我多待一会儿 [00:11:52] 连歇歇腿儿 [00:11:54] 再品品菜地滋味 [00:11:56] 好累 [00:11:57] 我孝敬您 [00:11:58] 几个菜分文不要 [00:12:02] 金掌柜的够外面亲自跑厨房关照去 [00:12:05] 时间不大 [00:12:06] 给摆上八个菜 [00:12:09] 离得多远的 [00:12:10] 腿儿那么香 [00:12:12] 房书安译文还罢了 [00:12:16] 做的真好啊 [00:12:18] 这两天我心里别扭 [00:12:20] 真要回到迎宾馆还吃不下去 [00:12:22] 我呀 [00:12:23] 就在这好好吃吃 [00:12:26] 想到这 [00:12:26] 他满上一杯 [00:12:28] 抄起筷子来 [00:12:29] 还没等吃呢 [00:12:31] 在身后的过了一只手 [00:12:34] 把房书安手里的筷子倍儿给抢过去了 [00:12:38] 方叔安心想 [00:12:40] 这谁这么不客气 [00:12:42] 回头这么功夫 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