[00:00:00] Uncle Meat Film Excerpt Part II - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕) [00:00:02] I used to watch him eat and while he was eating I would talk to him [00:00:05] And while he was eating I would ask him what he was doing and all he [00:00:08] Would say was I`m using the chicken to measure it Till this day I still don`t [00:00:12] Know what he was talking about That Minnesota Tishman he was some guy [00:00:17] But I still never understood what he meant The chicken to measure it I [00:00:23] Don`t know probably some secret thing [00:00:27] I`m getting hot You`re really good at those dials baby You`re the [00:00:32] Most manipulating person I`ve ever seen What`s he eating Is he turning [00:00:36] Into a monster Frank: But you`re just making things out of it Put it in [00:00:41] Your mouth then your eyes Frank: You`re getting hot come on The last [00:00:46] That I don`t like this page it`s not so funny [00:00:49] What`s the difference [00:00:50] I don`t like this page it`s not so funny Oh this gets me hot Oh this [00:00:54] Gets me hot Will get hot I can get hot over it Get hot over the hamburger [00:00:58] I can get it you`re getting hot oh am I hot over this hamburger Think am I [00:01:03] Hot for a hundred dollars you`re getting hot oh am I hot I`m so hot I`m so [00:01:06] Hot from this hamburger I`m hot [00:01:08] Well I`ll just continue on with my work I can`t be thinking about such [00:01:11] Things gets me too confused I think I need a shower I`m tired I`m hot the [00:01:18] Room air-conditioning is not working If you don`t pay the bills how does the [00:01:22] Air-conditioning gonna work I`m going [00:01:25] And now dear friends we are going to translate This is my left [00:01:30] Hand [00:01:34] This is [00:01:35] Violence [00:01:35] This is my left hand non [00:01:38] Violence Ooh I just ooh [00:01:41] You have an orgasm [00:01:42] No but it just feels good [00:01:43] Can I watch [00:01:44] That`s what we need progress [00:01:45] Actually I think that`s uh that`s cool [00:01:47] Get the girl here in the red [00:01:49] Yeah [00:01:50] Repeat after me: Questa e la mia mano destra [00:01:54] Questa e mia mano destra [00:01:56] Progress [00:01:58] Where`s the prostate gland [00:01:59] Look out [00:01:59] Progress is our most important product [00:02:02] Guardalo che mangia E mentre sta mangiando parlami mentre [00:02:06] Mangi E chiedimi cosa sta facendo [00:02:07] Parle mi [00:02:08] Che cosa sta facendo Sta mangiando Adesso chiedimi cosa sta [00:02:10] Facendo Sta mangiando [00:02:11] Guarda sta fachendo [00:02:13] Ma non lo posso fare [00:02:15] Sta mangiando [00:02:16] Me ne devo andare [00:02:17] Mene debo ndare [00:02:18] Devo tornare [00:02:19] Dere tocnare [00:02:20] Era un senatore a trentasette anni [00:02:23] Era un senatore de setreste ano [00:02:27] What band being you playing in [00:02:29] I played in a blues band [00:02:30] Guy From Alabama: Blues band so do I [00:02:32] Blues [00:02:32] Blues [00:02:32] Blues avant-garde you know [00:02:33] Yeah I know what you mean [00:02:35] And this is my last single [00:02:37] Oh what is he doing You still carrying on with that song It`s the [00:02:42] Same thing I can`t I can`t do it anymore I`m going to make these louder [00:02:46] So I don`t have to hear about him Forget the past [00:02:50] I`m sure that it`s going to be a hit single [00:02:53] We`re coming to the beginning of a new era wherein the [00:02:56] Development of the inner self But you what do you do You watch television [00:02:59] And you play with The Bun driving me crazy Leave me alone [00:03:02] But this is twelve years later [00:03:03] I know [00:03:03] Have a new Bun [00:03:04] I know [00:03:05] A better Bun [00:03:05] What kind of new Bun You [00:03:06] A brown Bun [00:03:07] Every year you tell me is a new Bun I`m tired of this I`m gonna [00:03:10] I`m gonna give it all up I`m gonna go back to New York I`m tired of you [00:03:13] Already Finish I can`t No no no no Go Can you stop me