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从来就没见过有人说他年岁太大早死 [00:11:21] 有人说 [00:11:22] 没有他隐居山林 [00:11:24] 不愿露面儿了 [00:11:26] 没想到今儿个在东京出现了 [00:11:30] 瑞啊 [00:11:31] 心里的吃惊 [00:11:33] 表面上很镇定 [00:11:36] 想到这 [00:11:37] 把刀收起来 [00:11:39] 报one 丙数哦 [00:11:42] 我当是谁呢 [00:11:44] 闹了半天 [00:11:45] 是老前辈 [00:11:47] 属弟子眼拙 [00:11:49] 多有得罪前辈 [00:11:51] 在上受魔一半 [00:11:56] 于瑞真不错 [00:11:59] 据说咱先礼后兵 [00:12:01] 我便失礼叫你抓着把柄 [00:12:05] 给独守婆婆韩艳艳看了看 [00:12:09] 哎哎呀 [00:12:12] 小猴仔子挺乖呀 [00:12:16] 白云瑞啊 [00:12:18] 你认为你跟我来这一手我就能饶得了你吗 [00:12:24] 你错了 [00:12:26] 我这人呢 [00:12:27] 是直肠子 [00:12:28] 有啥说啥 [00:12:31] 为什么今儿个找你 [00:12:34] 为什么今儿个跟你见面 [00:12:37] 我把这个道理摆一摆啊 [00:12:41] 对啊 [00:12:43] 你到底为什么呢 [00:12:44] 你是吃饱了撑的还是犯神经了 [00:12:49] 嗯 [00:12:50] 你待着 [00:12:51] 我系脖大头鬼里 [00:12:53] 等着我跟白云瑞算完账 [00:12:56] 我再跟你算账 [00:13:00] 房书安 [00:13:00] 一听它还知道我是谁 [00:13:03] 这是有备而来 [00:13:05] 吓得赶紧躲到讲评身边去了 [00:13:09] 房书安心里的盘算 [00:13:12] 我那块儿有个老祖宗 [00:13:15] 老祖宗要在我的身边 [00:13:17] 我谁都不怕 [00:13:19] 无奈 [00:13:20] 老祖宗前些时跟我说了 [00:13:22] 他还有点私人的事去办 [00:13:26] 最近一个时期不能在我近前 [00:13:29] 那我心里就没底了 [00:13:32] 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