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[00:00:01] 花和尚
[00:00:02] 鲁智深
[00:00:05] 一气之下
[00:00:06] 私离桃花寨
[00:00:10] 他生气啊
[00:00:12] 小霸王周通更生气
[00:00:17] 跺脚
[00:00:18] 骂鲁智深
[00:00:20] 太不仗义了
[00:00:23] 我们弟兄对待你
[00:00:25] 奉若神明
[00:00:28] 比亲爹都孝顺
[00:00:30] 你可好
[00:00:33] 绑我手下的人
[00:00:35] 偷我的金银器皿
[00:00:38] 来个不辞而别
[00:00:41] 这叫什么
[00:00:43] 这就叫贼吃贼
[00:00:45] 越吃越肥
[00:00:48] 你个忘恩负义之辈
[00:00:50] 我岂能容得
[00:00:54] 集合人马就要追赶
[00:00:59] 大寨主打虎将李忠
[00:01:03] 到底是大了几岁
[00:01:05] 也比较有涵养
[00:01:08] 把周通啊
[00:01:09] 就给拦住了
[00:01:12] 贤弟呀
[00:01:13] 算了吧
[00:01:16] 有三个理由
[00:01:17] 咱不能追
[00:01:20] 为什么
[00:01:21] 嗯
[00:01:23] 现在他已经走远了
[00:01:25] 咱恐怕追也追不上
[00:01:29] 二
[00:01:30] 即使追上
[00:01:32] 咱俩人也不是他的对手
[00:01:37] 肯定去
[00:01:38] 那个吃亏的
[00:01:40] 第三
[00:01:41] 交了不弃
[00:01:43] 弃了不交
[00:01:46] 让他呀
[00:01:47] 欠着咱点儿
[00:01:50] 诶
[00:01:50] 咱们理直气壮
[00:01:52] 别忘了
[00:01:53] 老人说的吃亏呢是占便宜
[00:01:58] 将来有见面的那天
[00:02:00] 看他说什么
[00:02:03] 让他欠着咱哥们的情
[00:02:05] 咱不能赶尽杀绝呀
[00:02:09] 兄弟
[00:02:10] 算了吧
[00:02:12] 嗯
[00:02:13] 便宜了这个秃驴
[00:02:16] 等将来再跟他算这笔账
[00:02:23] 按下他们
[00:02:24] 咱不说
[00:02:25] 单说花和尚
[00:02:29] 一气之下离开桃花寨
[00:02:32] 挎着
[00:02:33] 借刀
[00:02:34] 扛着连环掌
[00:02:36] 背着大包袱
[00:02:39] 大步流行
[00:02:40] 赶奔东京
[00:02:43] 这条道儿呢
[00:02:45] 他从来没走过
[00:02:47] 尤其呢
[00:02:48] 不敢走繁华的码头
[00:02:52] 净转一些荒僻的村镇
[00:02:56] 能不把道走错吗
[00:02:58] 走着走着就串笼子了
[00:03:02] 单说这一天
[00:03:04] 上不着村
[00:03:06] 下不着店
[00:03:08] 鲁智深是又渴又饿
[00:03:11] 饥肠辘辘
[00:03:14] 就觉着五脏六腑都翻了个了
[00:03:18] 咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜咕噜滚儿呱滚呱咕噜咕噜咕噜
[00:03:22] 嗯
[00:03:25] 他娘的
[00:03:27] 连口吃的都没有啊
[00:03:30] 饿的他两眼发蓝
[00:03:34] 又走了大半天
[00:03:37] 还没见着人家
[00:03:39] 甚至连个走道的也没看见
[00:03:45] 鲁智深就觉着
[00:03:47] 脑袋发沉
[00:03:49] 双腿发软
[00:03:51] 呼呼的直冒虚汗呢
[00:03:54] 照这样再下去
[00:03:56] 非虚脱了不可
[00:03:59] 人是铁
[00:04:00] 饭是钢啊
[00:04:01] 不吃饭
[00:04:02] 怎么能行呢
[00:04:04] 他脚下照样***
[00:04:08] 等走到大山里边
[00:04:11] 诶
[00:04:12] 他突然发现脚下红墙碧瓦
[00:04:18] 闪出一座庙宇来
[00:04:21] 哎哟
[00:04:23] 可找着庙了
[00:04:26] 肯定里边有和尚和老道
[00:04:29] 只要有人
[00:04:30] 就有吃的
[00:04:32] 别的事儿先放到一边
[00:04:34] 填饱肚皮再说
[00:04:37] 鲁智深精神为之一振呢
[00:04:40] 脚下加快
[00:04:42] 时间不大
[00:04:43] 来到庙前
[00:04:45] 到这儿一看呢
[00:04:46] 他泄气了
[00:04:48] 是一座报废了的古庙
[00:04:53] 庙前有一座石桥
[00:04:57] 铺着青石板
[00:04:58] 青石头
[00:05:00] 栏杆下边是一条小河
[00:05:03] 河水呀
[00:05:04] 不太深
[00:05:06] 都能看见底
[00:05:07] 底下是淤泥
[00:05:10] 但是水已经变成死水了
[00:05:13] 臭味扑鼻
[00:05:16] 过了石桥
[00:05:18] 到山门一看
[00:05:19] 山门已然倒塌
[00:05:22] 在山门两旁
[00:05:24] 有护庙的金刚
[00:05:27] 金身薄落
[00:05:29] 缺胳膊短腿呀
[00:05:32] 太惨了
[00:05:34] 那荒草长得都过了
[00:05:37] 磕膝盖
[00:05:38] 也没人管
[00:05:41] 他从倒塌的墙那个豁口进去了
[00:05:46] 到院里一看
[00:05:47] 院是个挺气派
[00:05:50] 可惜这座庙宇
[00:05:52] 也不知始建于什么年代
[00:05:56] 怎么没人经营啊
[00:05:59] 这么好一座庙
[00:06:01] 毁坏到这种程度啊
[00:06:05] 对面儿是大殿
[00:06:07] 大殿倒了一半
[00:06:10] 砖头瓦块满院都是
[00:06:13] 两旁边
[00:06:15] 两溜配殿
[00:06:17] 东配殿已经倒了
[00:06:20] 西配殿还比较完整
[00:06:23] 门上上着大锁
[00:06:24] 锁上挂着蜘蛛网
[00:06:26] 那锁都生锈了
[00:06:28] 看这意思
[00:06:29] 几年没人动一下了
[00:06:33] 他又转到二道院
[00:06:35] 二道院也是这模样
[00:06:39] 鲁智深在院停身站住
[00:06:42] 东看看西瞅瞅
[00:06:45] 还抱着一线侥幸的心理
[00:06:48] 万一还有人住呢
[00:06:50] 在院
[00:06:51] 他就喊
[00:06:53] 有人吗
[00:06:56] 有人在这吗
[00:06:58] 过路的僧人在此挂搭
[00:07:03] 有没有人
[00:07:07] 连喊数声
[00:07:09] 无人答言
[00:07:11] 哦
[00:07:12] 没人
[00:07:13] 这真丧气
[00:07:16] 他就踅摸吧
[00:07:18] 学
[00:07:19] 摸到相机出
[00:07:22] 这香积厨啊
[00:07:23] 就是庙上
[00:07:24] 做饭的地方
[00:07:26] 他一看
[00:07:27] 锅都没了
[00:07:29] 炉灶也都塌了
[00:07:31] 旁边有个坛子口
[00:07:33] 也砸破了
[00:07:35] 里头有半坛子脏水
[00:07:38] 臭味扑鼻
[00:07:40] 让他直翻心呢
[00:07:43] 喂
[00:07:46] 他把大包袱
[00:07:48] 就放到相机厨上了
[00:07:51] 在这撂坐了片刻
[00:07:53] 喘喘气儿
[00:07:54] 心说
[00:07:55] 饿的太难受了
[00:07:58] 实在挺不了了
[00:08:01] 我再往后头溜达溜达
[00:08:03] 这么大一座庙
[00:08:04] 万一能找着一口吃的呢
[00:08:08] 就这么的提着铁铲
[00:08:10] 往后学摸
[00:08:12] 这庙还真大
[00:08:14] 能有几十间房子
[00:08:18] 正好转到第四层院子
[00:08:21] 有一座配殿
[00:08:24] 他以为没人呢
[00:08:26] 进配殿一看
[00:08:28] 吓了一跳
[00:08:30] 靠着墙
[00:08:31] 犄角地下铺着厚厚的稻草
[00:08:35] 草上坐着四个老老和尚
[00:08:40] 看见他眼睛眨嘛
[00:08:42] 这才知道是活人
[00:08:44] 不然的话
[00:08:45] 认为是四个死党
[00:08:48] 直挺挺都在那躺着
[00:08:51] 看见鲁智深进来
[00:08:53] 这几个老老和尚直眨眉眼
[00:08:56] 看得出有点吃惊
[00:08:59] 但没说话
[00:09:02] 一开始把花和尚也吓一跳
[00:09:05] 他娘
[00:09:07] 这不有人吗
[00:09:10] 他耐着性子蹲下了
[00:09:13] 弥陀佛
[00:09:15] 四位师兄
[00:09:17] 老和尚
[00:09:19] 这有吃的没有
[00:09:23] 紧挨着他这位
[00:09:25] 眨巴眨巴眼睛
[00:09:27] 晃晃手
[00:09:28] 哎呀
[00:09:29] 那也就叫手就得了
[00:09:32] 瘦的
[00:09:33] 皮包着骨啊
[00:09:35] 那皮都耷拉出多长来
[00:09:38] 那手背跟胳膊上都长的是鳞
[00:09:42] 一个是老不喜
[00:09:44] 一个是太老了
[00:09:47] 就见这老和尚摆了摆手
[00:09:51] 晃了晃头
[00:09:53] 怎么没有吃的
[00:09:58] 没有啊
[00:10:01] 阿门
[00:10:03] 三四天
[00:10:05] 都没有吃的了
[00:10:08] 眼看就饿死了
[00:10:12] 你说什么
[00:10:15] 三四天没吃东西了
[00:10:18] 我们都要饿死了
[00:10:21] 哦
[00:10:23] 可不是吗
[00:10:25] 有一点劲
[00:10:26] 能在这放挺吗
[00:10:29] 我
[00:10:30] 你们这是什么庙
[00:10:33] 瓦罐寺
[00:10:36] 瓦罐寺
[00:10:37] 呃
[00:10:39] 这么好的庙
[00:10:42] 怎么没人管理呀
[00:10:45] 你们就是这庙上的老和尚吗
[00:10:48] 是啊
[00:10:51] 我们在这60 多年了
[00:10:56] 我们老当家的
[00:10:59] 被人赶走了
[00:11:02] 年轻人
[00:11:03] 受不了这个苦
[00:11:06] 还俗的
[00:11:08] 还俗
[00:11:09] 逃走的逃走
[00:11:13] 干什么的都有
[00:11:15] 就剩下我们四个
[00:11:18] 八九十岁了
[00:11:21] 举目无亲
[00:11:23] 抬头无故
[00:11:26] 就得老死到这儿了
[00:11:30] 那你们平常靠什么活着
[00:11:35] 有时候
[00:11:37] 到附近的庄村
[00:11:40] 去画点圆
[00:11:42] 遇上好心人
[00:11:44] 给我们拿点吃的
[00:11:47] 勉强度命
[00:11:50] 前者化缘没化出来
[00:11:53] 故此挨饿
[00:11:56] 恐怕这回再也起不来了
[00:11:59] 呃呃呃呃呃
[00:12:04] 四个和尚都哭了
[00:12:07] 鲁智深这人呢
[00:12:09] 心肠就软
[00:12:11] 听完这话
[00:12:12] 鼻子一酸
[00:12:13] 好悬
[00:12:13] 没陪着掉眼泪
[00:12:17] 太惨了
[00:12:20] 那么这么大座瓦罐寺
[00:12:24] 除了你们四个之外
[00:12:26] 还有旁人没有
[00:12:29] 有
[00:12:30] 有啊
[00:12:31] 他是谁
[00:12:35] 一年多以前
[00:12:38] 来了一僧一道
[00:12:42] 那个僧人绰号叫生铁佛
[00:12:48] 那个老道
[00:12:50] 姓邱
[00:12:51] 叫邱小乙
[00:12:54] 有个绰号叫飞天夜叉
[00:12:59] 他们俩来了之后
[00:13:02] 我们瓦罐寺就更倒霉了
[00:13:07] 别看他们说是出家人
[00:13:11] 据我看
[00:13:12] 纯粹是山贼
[00:13:15] 土匪呀
[00:13:17] 养女人
[00:13:19] 抢劫什么坏事儿他们都干呢
[00:13:25] 原来还有20几个和尚
[00:13:29] 都被他们给撵走了
[00:13:33] 啊
[00:13:35] 你就说的这两个小子现在何处
[00:13:38] 呃
[00:13:39] 别吵吵
[00:13:40] 别吵吵
[00:13:43] 要叫他们听见
[00:13:45] 咱们都活不了啊
[00:13:47] 他住的第七层院子就在后边
[00:13:52] 啊
[00:13:55] 好了
[00:13:57] 鲁智深听罢
[00:13:59] 提着铁铲转身奔后院
[00:14:03] 看得出
[00:14:05] 八九十岁的老和尚
[00:14:08] 眼看要死的人了
[00:14:10] 绝不会说瞎话
[00:14:13] 鲁智深心说
[00:14:15] 我先找点吃的
[00:14:17] 然后再给本地除害
[00:14:20] 噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔
[00:14:23] 眨眼之间
[00:14:24] 到了第七层院子了
[00:14:26] 门开着呢
[00:14:29] 往院里一看呢
[00:14:30] 哗
[00:14:32] 在树下铺着毯子
[00:14:34] 凉席
[00:14:37] 靠着那棵树
[00:14:38] 做着个胖大的僧人
[00:14:43] 就这出家人
[00:14:45] 站起来
[00:14:46] 比鲁智深还高着一拳
[00:14:51] 你看鲁智深胖啊
[00:14:54] 他比他还胖一圈
[00:14:57] 浑身上下一身黑肉
[00:15:01] 真是膘满肉肥呀
[00:15:05] 大秃脑袋也受的戒
[00:15:09] 身穿青布僧衣
[00:15:11] 是敞胸露怀
[00:15:14] 露着大黑肚皮
[00:15:16] 护金毛都有一寸多长
[00:15:19] 大脸盘子
[00:15:22] 阔口咧腮
[00:15:24] 是满脸的横丝肉
[00:15:27] 看样能有40 岁左右
[00:15:32] 挨着他旁边
[00:15:34] 坐着个小巧玲珑的少妇
[00:15:39] 这少妇脸上啊
[00:15:41] 还抹了一层粉
[00:15:44] 用炭笔描的眼眉
[00:15:47] 虽然谈不上怎么漂亮
[00:15:50] 但是挺风骚
[00:15:53] 也就在20岁挂零
[00:15:57] 再看凉席上
[00:16:00] 放着七个碟子
[00:16:02] 八个碗
[00:16:04] 旁边摆着酒坛子
[00:16:07] 盘子
[00:16:08] 碗里边全是好吃的
[00:16:11] 炖鹅呀
[00:16:12] 烧鸡呀
[00:16:13] 扒鸭子
[00:16:14] 还有两尾鱼
[00:16:16] 这边还有个大兵盘
[00:16:19] 但是吃的也剩不下多少了
[00:16:24] 可正在这么个时候
[00:16:27] 从旁边那角门
[00:16:29] 哼哼咧咧
[00:16:31] 晃晃悠悠走进一个出家的老道
[00:16:35] 手里头拎着个食盒
[00:16:39] 一瞅这老道
[00:16:41] 身材高大
[00:16:42] 细马长条
[00:16:44] 宽宽的肩膀多少有点弓背
[00:16:49] 面如姜黄
[00:16:50] 四棱子
[00:16:51] 下巴三绺的胡须
[00:16:54] 三角眼的眼角往下耷拉着
[00:16:58] 也有三十七八岁
[00:17:02] 就见这家拎着提盒来到和尚跟那妇人的近前
[00:17:08] 无量天尊
[00:17:10] 师兄啊
[00:17:12] 今儿个该着咱们解馋过瘾
[00:17:15] 看看这什么
[00:17:17] 我出去没费吹灰之力
[00:17:21] 就得了这点外财
[00:17:24] 你尝尝鲜不
[00:17:28] 把食盒的盖儿打开
[00:17:31] 端出两盘子来
[00:17:33] 大虾
[00:17:35] 大鱼
[00:17:37] 另外还有一块熟牛肉
[00:17:40] 这熟牛肉能有五斤呢
[00:17:42] 往这儿一放
[00:17:44] 和尚乐了
[00:17:45] 哎哟
[00:17:47] 兄弟
[00:17:48] 你这在哪儿弄的
[00:17:50] 前边镇店上哈一个铜钱我都没花
[00:17:55] 我就拎来了
[00:17:57] 来
[00:17:57] 哥哥吃吃
[00:18:00] 都让鲁智深看见了
[00:18:03] 花和尚想起方才老和尚告诉他的话
[00:18:07] 甭问
[00:18:09] 这个和尚就是生铁佛崔道成
[00:18:14] 后来这老道肯定是邱小乙飞天夜叉
[00:18:19] 肯定是他们
[00:18:21] 就这样一晃
[00:18:23] 铁铲啊成
[00:18:26] 窜到他们近前
[00:18:28] 你们是干什么的
[00:18:32] 这二男一女
[00:18:34] 也没想到能来人
[00:18:38] 更没想到
[00:18:39] 有人蹦到他们眼前大声说教
[00:18:43] 把他们仨吓得一哆嗦呀
[00:18:46] 尤其把那年轻的女人吓得嗷了一声
[00:18:49] 躲到和尚身后去了
[00:18:52] 这和尚在那坐着
[00:18:54] 可没起来
[00:18:56] 仰起头来看看鲁智深
[00:18:59] 诶诶
[00:19:00] 哎呀
[00:19:01] 我跟你说话小点声好不
[00:19:04] 我说
[00:19:05] 师兄
[00:19:06] 莫非你也是出家人
[00:19:09] 不错
[00:19:10] 我是出家人
[00:19:11] 你是什么人
[00:19:14] 哎呀
[00:19:15] 咱们都是出家人
[00:19:17] 三宝弟子
[00:19:20] 没外人了
[00:19:21] 来来
[00:19:22] 快请坐请坐
[00:19:24] 正赶上我们吃饭
[00:19:25] 来吧
[00:19:26] 喝几碗
[00:19:29] 还把碗递过来了
[00:19:31] 鲁智深
[00:19:32] 再饿
[00:19:34] 能吃吗
[00:19:35] 他得问清楚
[00:19:38] 鲁智深丝毫也没动
[00:19:41] 瞪着两只大眼看着他们三人
[00:19:44] 说
[00:19:45] 你们是干什么的
[00:19:46] 说清楚了
[00:19:48] 再说旁的
[00:19:52] 好吧
[00:19:54] 师兄休得误会
[00:19:56] 小僧姓崔
[00:19:59] 崔道成是也
[00:20:02] 由于我呀
[00:20:03] 爱练武术
[00:20:04] 身子骨长得也结实
[00:20:07] 人们给我送个绰号
[00:20:09] 叫生铁佛
[00:20:11] 他
[00:20:12] 是我的兄弟
[00:20:15] 出家的道人丘小乙
[00:20:18] 我邱贤弟
[00:20:20] 人送绰号飞天夜叉的便是
[00:20:25] 这个女的呢
[00:20:27] 哎
[00:20:29] 这女的是我们庙上的女施主
[00:20:33] 他父亲呢
[00:20:34] 是瓦罐寺的檀院
[00:20:38] 现在他父亲卧病在床
[00:20:41] 派他女儿啊
[00:20:44] 前来求签诶正赶上我们要吃饭
[00:20:49] 故此
[00:20:49] 留下女施主在这也喝几杯
[00:20:54] 这个您听清了吗
[00:20:56] 嗯
[00:20:58] 听说
[00:21:01] 这座大庙
[00:21:02] 倒霉就倒霉到你们手上了
[00:21:05] 你们俩小子胡作非为
[00:21:08] 是也不是
[00:21:10] 哎哟哎哟师兄诶
[00:21:13] 你这听谁说的
[00:21:15] 啊
[00:21:15] 我明白了
[00:21:17] 你是在前边儿
[00:21:18] 来吧
[00:21:19] 你看着那几个老老和尚了吧
[00:21:22] 哎呀
[00:21:24] 师兄啊
[00:21:25] 您是不知道啊
[00:21:27] 那几个老东西
[00:21:29] 可杀不可留啊
[00:21:32] 专门造谣生事
[00:21:35] 胡说八道啊
[00:21:37] 一年半以前
[00:21:39] 我跟我兄弟邱小乙在此路过
[00:21:43] 发现这座庙宇毁坏到这般程度
[00:21:48] 心里很不是滋味
[00:21:50] 因此
[00:21:51] 我们俩人决心
[00:21:53] 要木化四方
[00:21:55] 重修瓦罐寺
[00:21:58] 我们把多年的积蓄全搭到这里边儿
[00:22:02] 结果怎么样呢
[00:22:04] 好心换来的是驴肝肺
[00:22:08] 庙上这和尚
[00:22:10] 又偷我们
[00:22:11] 又骗我们
[00:22:13] 结果把我们哥俩的财产给败光了
[00:22:17] 嗯
[00:22:18] 相反的
[00:22:19] 他们倒跑了
[00:22:21] 就剩下这四个老和尚
[00:22:23] 没地方去
[00:22:24] 我们哥俩给养着
[00:22:27] 你说供他们吃
[00:22:29] 供他们喝
[00:22:30] 他们在背后还说我们哥俩的坏话
[00:22:34] 这么大的年纪了
[00:22:37] 你说这是何苦的呢
[00:22:39] 师兄啊
[00:22:40] 千万别听他胡说
[00:22:42] 他是冤枉好人呢
[00:22:45] 哦
[00:22:48] 鲁智深一想我初来乍到
[00:22:51] 真不了解情况
[00:22:52] 二话没说
[00:22:54] 提着铁铲又奔前院
[00:22:58] 又找着这四个老和尚了
[00:23:01] 鲁智深是直肠子人
[00:23:04] 进屋就吵吵
[00:23:06] 老东西
[00:23:09] 胡言乱语
[00:23:10] 血口喷人
[00:23:12] 方才我见着那一僧一道
[00:23:16] 人家是这么这么这么这么说的
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