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[00:00:02] 酒是穿肠毒药
[00:00:05] 色是刮骨钢刀
[00:00:09] 财是惹祸的根苗
[00:00:12] 气是雷烟火炮
[00:00:16] 这话一点不假
[00:00:18] 酒色财气
[00:00:22] 人哪
[00:00:24] 离不开d si ya
[00:00:26] 但是也不能钻牛角尖过分
[00:00:32] 如果过分了
[00:00:34] 有点越轨
[00:00:36] 要自取灭亡啊
[00:00:40] 那咱们前文书说
[00:00:43] 曹豹的媳妇非天夜Che 尹淑香
[00:00:48] 和他的妹子
[00:00:51] 都是一对
[00:00:52] 不是好东西
[00:00:56] 就为了消银龙
[00:00:57] 两个人争风吃醋
[00:01:00] 说着说着翻了脸了
[00:01:05] 在看
[00:01:06] 延书香冷笑了一声
[00:01:10] 我说超3000
[00:01:12] 你别把我激怒
[00:01:15] 你要把我气的没你的好
[00:01:18] 我就把你这些事儿都走了
[00:01:20] 走了
[00:01:22] 曹三先一瓶能怕他骂
[00:01:24] 哟
[00:01:25] 你想威胁我呀
[00:01:27] 你那些事儿我还想跟你抖了抖了
[00:01:31] 三说两说
[00:01:32] 两个人翻了脸
[00:01:34] 笑的院儿里GE na 家伙ti X ti X 砸起来
[00:01:42] 他们正打折呢
[00:01:44] 有人断喝一声
[00:01:46] 怎么回事
[00:01:47] 住手
[00:01:50] 两个人回身一看
[00:01:52] 谁呀
[00:01:53] 今天晚上的新郎官山寨主曹豹
[00:02:01] 前面说再说了
[00:02:03] 曹抱进了新房
[00:02:05] 一看新娘子没了
[00:02:07] 哎哟
[00:02:08] 把他急得这找那找
[00:02:11] 到处乱找找来找去
[00:02:14] 找到这儿来了
[00:02:16] 听着这打起来了
[00:02:18] 还纳闷
[00:02:19] 谁跟谁啊
[00:02:22] 等到了现场一看话
[00:02:25] 闹了半天自己的老婆跟妹子在这玩了命了
[00:02:31] 草帽不知道怎么回事儿呢
[00:02:33] 大吼一声
[00:02:35] 两个人不打了
[00:02:38] 这飞天夜叉云书香
[00:02:41] 手提大保健来到他身旁
[00:02:45] 啊
[00:02:45] 毕竟是夫妻
[00:02:48] 在看到眉毛一挑
[00:02:49] 把嘴一撇
[00:02:51] 哼
[00:02:53] 你来得正好
[00:02:55] 你呀
[00:02:55] 你能管管你妹子咯
[00:02:59] 你妹子干的好事怎么了这是怎么耗子动刀窝里反呢
[00:03:07] 你们为什么要玩命
[00:03:09] 你问她就知道了
[00:03:12] 淘宝不知道怎么回事儿
[00:03:15] 要问他妹子
[00:03:16] 曹三仙妹子为什么跟你嫂子拿刀动枪过的着这个吗
[00:03:24] Ya GE 你来的正好
[00:03:27] 你问他吧
[00:03:28] A 他叫我问你究竟为什么
[00:03:34] 这时候
[00:03:35] 尹淑香冲着屋里的一模嘴
[00:03:39] 我当家吧
[00:03:40] 你看看那新娘子是谁新娘
[00:03:47] 怎么新娘都跑到这儿来了
[00:03:49] 是啊
[00:03:49] 你在屋看一眼就清楚
[00:03:53] 曹老三迈步进屋了
[00:03:55] 一看是个小伙子
[00:03:58] 脸上还抹着粉呢
[00:04:01] 他是个谁
[00:04:03] 消银龙
[00:04:04] 这个还没还醒过
[00:04:07] 正在迷迷糊糊的时候
[00:04:10] 这
[00:04:11] 曹豹转身就到院里了
[00:04:13] 我我这怎么回事儿
[00:04:16] 曹三鲜的了咯
[00:04:19] 跟你说清楚了吧
[00:04:21] 你还蒙在鼓里头
[00:04:24] 你今儿晚上取这新娘子啊
[00:04:26] 不是什么新娘子
[00:04:28] 你上当受骗了
[00:04:30] 你娶了个大佬爷们儿
[00:04:32] 你娶了个刽子手
[00:04:34] 他就是昆仑侠胜英的门徒塞北观音
[00:04:38] 硝烟龙还假扮的新娘
[00:04:42] 我正在这儿审讯她呢
[00:04:44] 我嫂子来了
[00:04:45] 我嫂子看着有几分姿色就动了人心
[00:04:49] 非逼着我把肖银龙给架走
[00:04:53] 说什么他爱上硝烟龙啦
[00:04:56] 哥
[00:04:56] 你皮气人不气人
[00:04:58] 这个戒备蛮饱
[00:05:05] 这是真的
[00:05:08] 他一瞪眼
[00:05:10] 飞天夜叉还真不买他的账
[00:05:14] 我擦了三
[00:05:16] 你跟谁叫唤呢
[00:05:18] 你偏听偏信你妹子那叫放屁
[00:05:24] 我告诉你们
[00:05:25] 是他进了新房
[00:05:27] 把肖银龙给扛出来了
[00:05:30] 他打算以身相许许配给消银龙
[00:05:35] 故此用吗
[00:05:37] 要把它嘛倒
[00:05:39] 被我发现他反口伤人呢
[00:05:42] 这才是实情
[00:05:44] 你啊
[00:05:45] 管教管教你的好妹子吧
[00:05:48] 你那点气儿往他身上撒
[00:05:51] 你跟奶奶我撒不着
[00:05:55] 哎哟
[00:05:56] 曹豹一听到我往上撞啊
[00:06:00] 他对他这个老婆真还有点畏惧
[00:06:03] 用手点指妹子
[00:06:06] 你你你
[00:06:07] 哎呀
[00:06:10] 你怎么干这种事儿
[00:06:13] 你要知道哥哥上当受骗
[00:06:15] 就应当跟哥哥说实情
[00:06:17] 你怎么把仇人扛到你这屋来了
[00:06:21] 哎
[00:06:22] 你胳膊肘往外拐
[00:06:23] 掉炮往里揍
[00:06:24] 光想你自己的事
[00:06:26] 你不想咱们肖玉牌的事
[00:06:29] 你
[00:06:30] 你不是个人呆着
[00:06:33] 你才不是个人呢
[00:06:35] 我告诉你
[00:06:36] 操三
[00:06:37] 你们干尽了坏事
[00:06:40] 你们多咱给你妹子讲过
[00:06:43] 我都21 了
[00:06:44] 难道我考虑我自己的身世
[00:06:47] 我我算越轨
[00:06:48] 骂就跟父母说得了
[00:06:51] 既然飞天业者都跟你说了这是真的
[00:06:55] 我就要以身相许
[00:06:57] 我就要嫁给肖银龙
[00:06:59] 这消银龙就是我的
[00:07:01] 我不管他是仇人还不是仇人
[00:07:03] 不管怎么的
[00:07:05] 那就是我丈夫也气死我啦
[00:07:11] 我要你的命
[00:07:12] 你配好
[00:07:14] 三说两说兄妹二人动了手
[00:07:21] 比如说怎么都是伤口a
[00:07:23] 你这伤口强不多少
[00:07:26] 这帮人都有点变态
[00:07:30] 曹老三伸手把大宝剑夺过来
[00:07:36] 跟他妹子就斗在一处
[00:07:39] 杀了个难解难分
[00:07:42] 互不相让
[00:07:44] 非天夜车瘾书香在旁边
[00:07:47] 一看心里高兴
[00:07:49] 哼
[00:07:50] 其实话打吧
[00:07:52] 越热闹越好
[00:07:54] 如果自己的丈夫
[00:07:57] 能把他妹子给打死
[00:08:00] 也去掉我一块心病
[00:08:02] 我也算解了恨
[00:08:04] 换句话说
[00:08:06] 如果他妹子把他老三哥给整死
[00:08:11] 我也去掉块心病
[00:08:13] 我另外假夫找主呢
[00:08:16] 那有多好啊
[00:08:18] 嗯
[00:08:19] 哇
[00:08:19] 他满不在乎
[00:08:21] 看着看着
[00:08:23] 他忽然机灵一动
[00:08:26] 我进屋吧
[00:08:28] 利用J 机会
[00:08:29] 我把肖银龙整走
[00:08:32] 我还在这等着挨累啊
[00:08:35] 嗯
[00:08:35] 就这么办
[00:08:37] 他钻了个空子进屋消银龙
[00:08:41] 还没等明白过来
[00:08:43] 飞起萧少侠非神经处理最快的速度回到自己的屋里
[00:08:50] 头把门一关禁了
[00:08:53] 这会儿消银龙明白过来啊
[00:08:57] 哎呀
[00:09:00] 中了五色迷魂怕恶心
[00:09:04] 头沉眼睛睁不开
[00:09:08] 萧云龙强打精神
[00:09:10] 睁开眼睛
[00:09:11] 恍恍惚惚
[00:09:13] 他面前站着个女人
[00:09:16] 哦对
[00:09:17] 想起来了
[00:09:19] 是不是在新房遇见那个女人叫曹三仙子
[00:09:25] 哎
[00:09:25] 不对呀
[00:09:26] 怎么长得不一样
[00:09:28] 又变人了
[00:09:30] 他正在想着的一瞬间
[00:09:34] 再看这飞天夜叉
[00:09:36] 隐书香
[00:09:37] 拿过一条绳子
[00:09:40] 先把消银龙给捆上了
[00:09:43] 寻思他明白过来要跟我玩命怎么办
[00:09:47] 我预防为主啊
[00:09:49] 三三扣双三扣把萧少侠捆上了
[00:09:53] 等消银龙彻底也明白过来
[00:09:55] 为时已晚
[00:09:59] 你是什么人
[00:10:04] 哎
[00:10:04] 我说少侠呀
[00:10:06] 别瞪眼
[00:10:07] 我先来个自我介绍
[00:10:10] 我姓尹
[00:10:11] 我叫尹淑香
[00:10:12] 人送绰号非天夜城
[00:10:16] 那个曹豹
[00:10:16] 曹老三呢
[00:10:17] 那是我丈夫
[00:10:19] 我是他的妻子
[00:10:21] 但是我们光有夫妻的名分
[00:10:24] 实质上我们早已不是什么夫妻
[00:10:28] 内是个喜新厌旧之辈
[00:10:31] 我都恨透了
[00:10:32] 我恨不得把嘎嘣就死了
[00:10:36] 老天爷睁眼把你送到我的面前
[00:10:40] 我消银龙啊
[00:10:41] 要识时务者
[00:10:43] 你答应我的要求
[00:10:46] 能跟我好
[00:10:48] 我们二人远走高飞
[00:10:50] 我把绳子给你解开
[00:10:53] 鸟不清亨
[00:10:55] 我告诉你奶奶
[00:10:57] 我杀人不眨眼
[00:10:59] 今儿个我就把你废了
[00:11:02] 俺才不要脸的东西
[00:11:05] 你们肖玉才没有人
[00:11:07] 男的是牲口
[00:11:09] 女的是出来哟
[00:11:12] 你敢骂我
[00:11:13] 你到底乐意不不乐意
[00:11:15] 不乐意就是不乐意
[00:11:19] 我说肖银龙啊
[00:11:20] 你别觉得你挺了不起
[00:11:24] 三条腿的蛤蟆不好找
[00:11:25] 两条腿的活人多的是
[00:11:28] 你不愿意
[00:11:29] 你看有没有愿意的
[00:11:31] 刚说到这
[00:11:32] 窗户开了大吧
[00:11:37] 有一个人把脑袋探进来
[00:11:39] 嗯啊
[00:11:40] 他不愿意
[00:11:41] 虎
[00:11:41] 我愿意
[00:11:42] 你看咱俩拉个拉个啊
[00:11:44] 怎么样啊
[00:11:47] 把尹书香吓得一蹦多高啊
[00:11:51] 回过头来一看
[00:11:53] 从外头滚进一个肉球来
[00:11:55] 扑通进了屋里
[00:11:58] 在看这个人站起来平顶
[00:12:01] 身高比常人能矮着一半儿
[00:12:05] 错过伦敦
[00:12:06] 亚古伦敦
[00:12:07] 中国伦敦
[00:12:08] 没地方蹲了
[00:12:10] 像个大肉皮
[00:12:11] 刚长得麻子脸
[00:12:14] 头上梳着冲天杵地
[00:12:16] 小便用红头绳
[00:12:18] 上面还缀着俩老钱儿
[00:12:20] 脑袋一晃
[00:12:20] 叮当直响
[00:12:22] 穿青挂皂
[00:12:24] 草包肚子
[00:12:25] 罗圈腿儿
[00:12:26] 烂眼圈
[00:12:27] 母狗眼儿
[00:12:29] 手里提着大铁椎子
[00:12:31] 叫一字宾铁杵
[00:12:34] 我甭介绍
[00:12:35] 是谁你也知道
[00:12:38] 这是坏小的金头虎贾明
[00:12:45] 贾明怎么来的这不奇怪
[00:12:50] 在前文书三说了
[00:12:52] 肖银龙假扮新娘
[00:12:54] 他跟黄三太等人假扮成送亲人
[00:12:59] 到了萧玉台之后
[00:13:00] 这些人各找方位都藏起来了
[00:13:06] 就等着新房发出信号
[00:13:08] 一起动手平了萧雨台
[00:13:13] 这个假名左等消息没有
[00:13:17] 要等信号没有
[00:13:21] 假名
[00:13:21] 这心就开了锅了
[00:13:24] 您说怎么回事儿
[00:13:28] 我我D
[00:13:29] 小荣干什么呢
[00:13:30] 睡着了
[00:13:32] 我不能啊
[00:13:34] 怎么没动静
[00:13:37] 假名实在忍无可忍
[00:13:39] 从藏那个地方它钻出来
[00:13:43] 东找西找找
[00:13:45] 来找去a 正巧找到这
[00:13:50] 郑氏曹老三的内宅
[00:13:54] 飞天夜叉吟书香的寝室
[00:13:59] 抠破窗户纸往里一看
[00:14:02] 哦
[00:14:03] 这才明白怎么回事儿
[00:14:06] 闹了半天
[00:14:07] 非天夜遮隐珠乡正在这逼亲
[00:14:11] 雅明心里说
[00:14:12] 哎
[00:14:15] 男人和女人哪都别长得太好
[00:14:21] 要长得太好了
[00:14:22] 就引麻烦惹是非
[00:14:26] 这消银龙长得就是太漂亮了
[00:14:29] 嗯啊
[00:14:30] 到哪几乎都离不开这种事儿
[00:14:35] 跟这些无耻的女人还都看上她了
[00:14:40] 可怎么一个都看不上我呢
[00:14:43] 啊
[00:14:43] 我长得太丑了
[00:14:47] 贾明儿想着想着
[00:14:49] 一看里边要说
[00:14:50] 翻了
[00:14:51] 动手了
[00:14:52] 我光一脑袋把窗户给顶开了
[00:14:56] 像肉球一样喊了一声呱了
[00:14:59] 进屋了
[00:15:02] 但是说飞天夜市演出相
[00:15:04] 一看进来这个组三分不像人
[00:15:06] 七分好像鬼
[00:15:09] 说话的声音也特殊
[00:15:11] 就好像嗓子眼儿塞这块烂肉
[00:15:15] 不由得火往上撞
[00:15:18] 喂
[00:15:19] 你是谁我是谁哈哈哈
[00:15:24] 我告诉你
[00:15:25] 你可站稳当了啊
[00:15:27] 为什么
[00:15:28] 因为我名气太大了
[00:15:31] 我一报名怕把你吓趴下
[00:15:35] 圣手昆仑侠胜经
[00:15:38] 那是我三大爷我爹消息
[00:15:43] 而大王庙首镇西洋假冰酒
[00:15:48] 我们一共弟兄二人
[00:15:51] 我兄弟叫贾亮
[00:15:53] 我是他哥
[00:15:53] 我叫贾茗
[00:15:55] 人送绰号
[00:15:56] 恨天无霸
[00:15:57] 恨地无环
[00:15:59] 铁霸王天下第一的英雄
[00:16:02] 假名师爷
[00:16:05] 你怕不怕
[00:16:07] 你听他说话多啰嗦
[00:16:11] 啊
[00:16:14] 闹了半天你就是假呢
[00:16:16] 拿命来
[00:16:19] 开着门的票院儿里去了
[00:16:23] J 假名啊
[00:16:24] 拎着一字跟帖处去追出去
[00:16:27] 肖燕龙脊的直奔假名
[00:16:31] 你等等
[00:16:33] 你先给我解开绳子
[00:16:35] 你等一会儿
[00:16:36] 我再给你
[00:16:37] 姐
[00:16:38] 你说
[00:16:39] 把肖银龙给气
[00:16:42] 听说J 主真别扭
[00:16:44] 你给我解开
[00:16:45] 咱们俩人收拾的多好啊
[00:16:48] 我现在浑身有劲儿没法施展
[00:16:53] 不表消银龙着急
[00:16:55] 单表假名拎着一字镔铁杵
[00:16:59] 椎隐书香到了院儿里
[00:17:02] 两人话不投机
[00:17:03] 当场动手
[00:17:04] 平潭五四站在一处正打折呢
[00:17:09] 曹豹跟他妹子双双赶到
[00:17:15] 前面说咱说的清楚
[00:17:18] 曹豹火往上撞
[00:17:20] 恨他妹子胳膊肘往外拐
[00:17:22] 掉炮往里揍
[00:17:24] 你光顾你自己不顾
[00:17:26] 萧玉才也不管你三哥
[00:17:30] 那么两个人参了
[00:17:31] 守着
[00:17:32] 打着打着
[00:17:33] 曹豹偷眼一看
[00:17:36] 老婆子
[00:17:37] 飞天戒指
[00:17:38] 尹淑香没了
[00:17:41] 你说话他上哪去啦
[00:17:43] 嗯
[00:17:44] 又想
[00:17:45] 坏了
[00:17:46] 还能不能利用这个机会把肖银龙给背走了
[00:17:50] 我说我妹子
[00:17:51] 胳膊肘往外拐擦也是一样
[00:17:56] 因此他不打了
[00:17:59] 曹三鲜也发现这里头有文章
[00:18:02] 也不打了
[00:18:03] 兄妹二人进屋一看
[00:18:05] 可不是吗
[00:18:06] 消银龙不翼而飞
[00:18:10] 把曹山先给气的好啊
[00:18:13] 这个贱家伙
[00:18:14] 三哥你看怎么样
[00:18:16] 他挑拨你我兄妹动手
[00:18:19] 他乘机而入
[00:18:21] 把肖银龙给背着走了
[00:18:24] 这个戒备我看他往哪跑
[00:18:28] 因此
[00:18:29] 他们兄妹找来找去
[00:18:31] 找到曹豹的内宅
[00:18:34] 往院儿一看
[00:18:35] 这正打着牙
[00:18:37] 这不是小银龙
[00:18:40] 怎么出了个大肉球啊啊
[00:18:42] 后来一听是金头虎
[00:18:44] 贾明上映的人
[00:18:48] 你别看这个假名能耐不怎么
[00:18:52] 声望可挺高
[00:18:55] 凡是绿林人呢
[00:18:56] 都有那么个感觉
[00:18:58] 假名只要一到
[00:19:00] 圣婴就离着不远了
[00:19:04] 假名只要一露面时
[00:19:06] 三层总镖局的人就在后面跟着
[00:19:10] 这是个不祥鸟儿
[00:19:11] 少淑星
[00:19:15] 因此
[00:19:15] 这曹豹就预感到今天晚上萧玉台
[00:19:19] 要不太平
[00:19:22] 他们兄妹之间这点事儿扔到后脑勺了
[00:19:27] 你别看他们内部不和
[00:19:29] 对外是一致的
[00:19:31] 三叔
[00:19:32] 你曹老三
[00:19:34] 舞动大保健迈步来到假名D 进
[00:19:39] 钱呢
[00:19:40] 本来他是湖北三截棍
[00:19:42] 但是冰刃没在手下
[00:19:46] 只好用保健T 带把宝剑呀
[00:19:51] 高升断特
[00:19:54] 你可是金头虎贾明aa
[00:19:58] 不错
[00:19:59] 正是你假的耶
[00:20:02] 我
[00:20:02] 你不是曹老三吗
[00:20:04] 啊
[00:20:06] 无耻地东西
[00:20:08] 我可告诉你
[00:20:10] 你懂不懂这句话该报没报
[00:20:14] 时刻没报
[00:20:15] 时刻一到
[00:20:16] 一切都报
[00:20:18] 现在你小子恶贯满盈了
[00:20:21] 遇上贾大爷
[00:20:22] 你个难逃公道
[00:20:26] 仇鬼压胜英现在何处
[00:20:32] 我最担心的是声音
[00:20:34] 最害怕的也是昆仑侠
[00:20:37] 所以先问问胜英现在何处
[00:20:40] 贾明一听坏鬼冒上来了
[00:20:42] 哈哈
[00:20:43] 你问我三大爷
[00:20:45] 你往房上看看
[00:20:47] 那不在那儿做着呢
[00:20:49] 熬抱一听
[00:20:51] 吓的魂不附体
[00:20:52] 就信以为真了啊
[00:20:55] 仰面往房上一看
[00:20:57] 什么也没有
[00:21:00] 就知道上了当
[00:21:02] 假名利用在瞬息之间舞动
[00:21:06] 镔铁处罚你照重发
[00:21:09] 三大爷一会儿就来
[00:21:14] 淘宝下闪身上步
[00:21:17] 用保健网吧医疗擦了
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