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哥又挨了五六遍 [00:19:58] 讲章一下 [00:19:59] 我没话说 [00:20:01] 你爱打就打 [00:20:03] 打死让我倒霉 [00:20:08] 这边在空中飞舞 [00:20:11] 要真往下打 [00:20:13] 一会儿可不真的打 [00:20:16] 可就在这关键时刻 [00:20:19] 突然 [00:20:20] 天花板上吊那盏八盏琉璃灯 [00:20:25] 也不知被谁给打中 [00:20:28] 把他那个链儿给打折吗哇 [00:20:33] 给蹬掉下来 [00:20:35] 热的青石条在地上摔了个粉碎 [00:20:39] 与此同时 [00:20:41] 天王殿的网友 [00:20:44] 就好像设下一粒弹丸似的窜几个人 [00:20:51] 这人比样子还快 [00:20:54] 就飞到远洲的季节 [00:20:58] 谁诸神 [00:21:01] 把蒋朝的衣服、袋子、绳子给抓住了 [00:21:06] 一加一影城蹭蹭蹭 [00:21:10] 穿上天王殿 [00:21:13] 就是这么快 [00:21:15] 里边的人在诗经之于这么一愣啊 [00:21:19] 这三个功夫没了 [00:21:22] 把蒋朝家走 [00:21:24] 天王殿就开了 [00:21:25] 啵哇 [00:21:29] 快看谁有个拽刀枪纷纷追逐 [00:21:38] 这是蒋朝 [00:21:41] 就觉着好像在无形中两耳生 [00:21:45] 风美不杂