My Band - D12 // I don't know dude I think everyone's all jealous and sh*t 我不知道，哥们，我想所有人都在嫉妒或是胡扯 Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude 因为我是一个乐队的主场，哥们 And I think everybody's got a f**kin' problem with me dude 我想这就是人们总缠着我的原因，哥们 And they need to take it up with me after the show 他们需要在演出之后和我互动 Because 因为 These chicks don't even know the name of my band 这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 但她们都缠着要和我握手 Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man 因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 All because I'm the lead singer of my band 所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 So I get offstage right drop the mic 所以我扔下麦克风，离开舞台 Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like 走向那些火辣的小姑娘，开始嘻哈 Sup ladies my names Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby 嘿，美女们，我是Slim Shady，我是D-12乐队的主唱 And they're all like Oh my God it's him Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem I swear to f**king God that you f**king rock please Marshall please let me suck your cock 她们反应大同小异，哦上帝是他，该死的上帝是艾米纳姆，我向上帝发誓，哥们你真摇滚，让我们亲密接触吧 Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous 此时此刻，乐队其他成员开始嫉妒 Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas 尤其当我降下节奏开始清唱 All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes 所有的女孩都疯狂尖叫，所有性感火辣的宝贝 Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage 把她们的内衣衬衫和内裤扔到舞台上 So like every single night they pick a fight with me 所以几乎每晚我们都找茬打架 But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry 不过这种争吵其实好像是手足之争 Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me 因为第二天晚上他们又会和我一起同台演出 Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me 哥们，我想你只是想要遮住我的光芒 Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 昨天Kuniva甚至要对我动刀 Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be 因为我告诉他Jessica Alba是我的未婚妻 This rockstar sh*t is the life for me 摇滚明星就是我的命运 And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b 其他的家伙都鄙视我， These chicks don't even know the name of my band 这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 但她们都缠着要和我握手 Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man 因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 All because I'm the lead singer of my band 所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 My band my band my band my band my band my band my band my band my baaaaaaaaand my band baby 我的乐队，宝贝 （alright it's mine dude give it's mine aah ow dude ） 是的，它是我的，它是我的,啊哈，喔，哥们 You just wanna see a ni**a backwards don't you 你就是想看黑人站在后面是吧 Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes 为什么我们不想原来那样说唱 Smash these vocals and do a performance 击败这些主唱去做表演 But we in a van and he in a tour bus 但我们做坐的是货车，人家坐的是巡演大巴 You don't want my autograph youse a liar 不想要我的签名，你是个骗子 And nah I'm Swift 不，我是Swift （Oh I thought you were Kuniva） 哦，我把你当成Kuniva了 What the hell is wrong with our dressing room 我们的化妆室更是如同地狱 Cause our sh*t is lookin' smaller then like a decimal 我们的看起来小之又小 See I know how to rap it's simple but 看我知道怎么饶舌，这很简单，但是 All I did is read a Russell Simmons book 我所做的是读了一本Russell Simmons的书 So I'm all intact trying to get on the map 我会完好的呈献给大家 Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back 像个乱蹦的骡子一样表演被人鞭打着前进 Look at him little punk-a** thinking he the sh*t 看着他扭动得臀部，想来真是糟糕 *Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips 耶，我知道他可以做所有的翻转动作 Hey I thought we had an interview with D J Clue 嘿，我记得咱们要和DJ Clue做个访谈 Eminem No I had an interview not you two Eminem，是我要做访谈，和你们俩无关 You gonna be late for sound-check 你试音要迟到了 *Man I ain't going to sound-check 伙计们，我才不去试音 *And our mikes is screwed up 我们的麦克风破烂不堪 *And his always sound best 但它的声音总是完美无缺 *You know where I'm at I'ma say somethin' 你们知道吗，伙计们，我有话要说 *Hey yo Em 嘿，你Em Eminem You got something to say Eminem，你有话要说吗 *Man nothing 伙计，没什么 *I thought you was about to tell him off man what's up 我想你大概是想告诉大家发生了什么 *Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up 我想说的时候自然会说，你闭嘴 *And you ain't even back me up we supposed to be crew 我们是一个团队，而你甚至反对我 Man I was about to talk right after you 伙计，我本打算在你后面说的 *Aw man whatever 伙计，无所谓 These chicks don't even know the name of my band 这些小姑娘甚至不知道我乐队的名字 *I swear I swear man 我谩骂，我谩骂，伙计 But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 但她们都缠着要和我握手 Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man 因为我曾鼓吹自己无所不能 All because I'm the lead singer of my band 所有这些都因为我是这个乐队的主唱 They say the lead singers rock but the group is not 他们说主唱摇滚，但组合并不摇滚 Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks 从大型场地到露天公园，我们场场爆满 I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot 我要让全世界知道我们是最棒的 I should cut his mic off when the music starts （Hey yo what's-） 我要在音乐奏响的一刻切断他的麦克，嘿，你这是干什么 Ready to snap on a dumb-a** fan 准备好好教训愚蠢的歌迷 Every time I hear Hey dude I love your band 每次我听到，我爱你的乐队 We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments 我们不是乐队，笨蛋，我们不玩乐器 So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent 所以为什么他占90%，而我们占10% And these guys acting funny every area code 这些家伙在每个地区都变现的很滑稽 Proof carry my bag b**ch carry your own Proof帮我拎着包，走开，自己拿 Can't make it to the stage security in the way 这种方式不能确保舞台的安全 Who the f**k are you Where's Obe and Dre 你是谁，Obe和Dre在哪儿 Godammit I'm sick of this group 见鬼，我对这个组合已经感到厌倦 Time for me to go solo and make some loot 是时候单飞去赚点钱了 I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps 我告诉你我作曲，并写了所有的说唱 Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack 直到Kon Artist钻了我的空子 Lose Yourself video - I was in the back 迷失自我的MV，我在后面 Superman video - I was in the back 超人的MV，我在后面 For the media I got some suggestions 对于媒体，我有一些建议 F**k Marshall ask us some questions 该死的Marshall问的我们的问题 Like who is D-12 how we get started 比如谁是D-12，我们是如何成立的 （But what about Eminem ） Eminem怎么样 B**ch are you retarded 你大脑反应迟缓吗 Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group 不管怎样，我是这个组合里最受欢迎的人 Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute 歌迷们觉得我很可爱 Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff Fifty告诉我仰卧起坐锻炼腹肌 Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up 做了两个半小时我就起不来了 F**k D-12 I'm outta this band 该死的D-12，我要退出乐队 I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne 我要和真正有才华的人成立组合 Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me 404

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