Lets Just Be Friend - Alex Lewis
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You call me up on the phone
你给我打电话
And ask me to come over and cuddle
想要和我亲热
I think you must want me or
我想你想要我
Else you'd be a little more subtle
或者是别人，你有一些敏感
We go into your room
我们进了你的房间
Get in your bed
在你的床上
My lap is where you decide to rest your head
你枕在我的大腿上
And just as I'm about to make my move you say
当我想要移动的时候你说
You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
你是我的好朋友
You're closer to me than the rest of those men
你比剩下的人都离我近
Too sweet to try to get in my pants
和我亲热太甜美
I appreciate you not trying to advance
我感谢你没有进一步行动
And I say don't mention it I'm here for you
我说别在意，我在这儿等你
But the subtext is damn it my balls are blue
但潜台词是我不想和你在一起
I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
我无法相信再一次被要求做朋友
Another let's just be friends
又一次让我们做朋友
Well I'm out at the bar
我走出酒吧
And I see her standing there
看见她站在那里
(Dude she is so freakin' hot)
伙计，她真的很火辣
She walks up to me and runs
她走向我
Her fingers through my hair (Aw yeah )
她的手指穿过我的头发
We drive back to her place
我们开车回她的住处
She says take off your shirt
她说脱下你的短袖
I'm gonna change out of this tiny skirt
我要换掉这紧身短袖
So it doesn't get dirty
所以它不会脏
Then what's that I see in your hand
你的手里是什么
It's a can of paint and a roller too
是一瓶颜料和一个滚筒
She said you seem like such a nice guy
她说你看起来是个不错的男人
So here's what we'll do
所以下面是我们要做的
We'll paint my room watch Will and Grace on TV
我们会粉刷房间看电视上的威尔和格蕾丝
Just like when it was my brother and me
就像我的兄弟和我一样
You're my straight gay friend my straight gay friend
你是我的好朋友
You're closer to me than the rest of those men
比其他人都跟我亲近
You're cute and nonthreatening and nice to me
你很可爱，没有威胁，对我很好
Thanks for being that way baby
宝贝谢谢你是这种方式
I say don't worry about it that's nice of you to say
我说别担心，你这么说我很开心
But In my mind we're doing it ten different ways
但是在我的脑海中我们已经用十种方式亲吻了
I can't believe I just got LJBF'ed again
我无法相信我再一次被说我们做朋友吧
Another lets just be friends
又一次我们做朋友吧
What you girls don't understand
你们女孩不会明白
Is that guys like me we've got enough friends
我这样的男人已经有足够的朋友
And it fills me up with so much spite
我已经受够这种
When you talk about the douchebag you were with last night
当你和傻子在一起
I'm finally doing it right with this awesome hotty
我终于和一个热辣女人在一起了
She says sweet words to me and is feeling all over my body
她对我说着甜言蜜语，我全身都感觉到了
When we wake up from that crazy night
当我们从那疯狂的一晚醒来
I look at you and realize my eyes were not right
我看着你发现我的眼神不对
That beer made my brain lie she's a big old cow
那啤酒欺骗了我的大脑，她是一个大丑女
And when she tries to make a move right now
但她懒得挪一下
I say Let's just be friends let's just be friends
我说我们还是做朋友吧
I know it felt like that night would never end
我知道这感觉就像那晚永不会结束
But you seem so nice don't want ruin it with sex
但是你看起来很好不像是被摧毁
I gotta go now but I'll give you a text
现在我要走了但是我会给你发短信
I run for the hills and can't help but feel hexed
我跑过山顶但是忍不住觉得被施法
And you ladies out there really got me vexed
你们这些女人真的让我很生气
I'm gonna staple a sign to my face that says
我要给脸上钉一个标志，写着
I've got no interest in being your friend
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