Do You Like My New Car - Frank Zappa You are you gotta tell me something I mean seriously I'm tellin' you this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever met anybody really from Hollywood I mean really my girlfriend Jim and Ian and Aynsley and Bob and Frank I mean None of us Pleased to meet you Hi Howie We never met a pop star from Hollywood tell me something: Have you ever met Davey Jones or Bobby Sherman No no I I mean David Cassady he's so Jimmy Greenspoon once I Three Dog Night Yeah Oh I love them They're my favorite band ow gawd Oh do you like my new car I'm ah My Dad just gave it to me for graduation Ah yeaah I'ts a it's a Fillmore isn't it Real futuristic ah I dig the fins Listen: do you know how to get to the ah Hollywood Inn from here No ah which one is it (burp) excuse me It's the one by the airport you know Cause we gotta get up early an' fly outta here in the morning y'know Oh I didn't know that Where do you guys play tomorrow night I mean I'd like to come maybe in your bus or somethin' Yeah In the BUS Come in the bus huh Tomorrow we're in ah let's see Tierra del Fuego Ook You're so professional Howie Oh it's not it's nothing Howie I mean the way you gettin' tp-tp to play an all these exotic places I mean Yeah Tell me something tell me and my girl- TELL me: Do you really have a hit record on the charts now with a BULLET I mean that's really important to me Listen honey: Would I lie to you just to get in your pants He-Het Listen Hey listen to me tellin' ya: WE ARE NOT GROUPIES Naw I never I never said We are not groupies You better understand that I told Robert Planet I told Elton John I told all those big guys We are not groupies No I never Roger Daltrey never laid a hand on me Yaw it's obvious to see why listen I never Tell him Tell him right now We only like musicians for f-friends You know Real straight arrow Howie Really just for friends Howie But we still like you Yeah we wouldn't mind coming in your bus but Listen you chicks now didn' Didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS and spewed upon with cream corn an' that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a YOO-HOO bottle or she went apeshit Ooooh What's the deal baby Come on Howie Howie lissen yo me all that's true Come across All that's true and sometimes I even dig it with a Doctor Brown's Cream Soda or a CEL-RAY but we are not groupies No matter what you think No I never We are not groupies You see there seems to be some kind of a communication problem honey because I I am a lonely guy from outta town y'know an' an' I want some ACTION what I'm talkin' about is I wanna a-a-steaming succulent ever-widening gooey drippy runny kind of a hole with a with how shall I put this what say we hop in the trunk of your Gremlin AN' GET OUR ROCKS OFF Hey hey-hey-hey-heyyyy Jesus I'm in this band man I am in this band no matter what we do up here it's all Now lissen It just so happend tonight me and my girlfriends I mean we've all come here for one thing tonight Yeah Looking for a guy And we're looking for a guy from a group Wow BUT HE'S GOTTA HAVE A DICK WAAAH AND HE'S GOTTA HAVE A DICK THAT'S A MONSTER WAAAAAAAAH That's me That's me ooh oooohh you voluptouns Manhattan Island clit Take me I'm yours you hole Fulfill my wildest dreams Ooooh Anything for you my most seductive seclusive pop star of a man picture this if you can: bead jobs knotted nylons bamboo canes three unreleased recordings of Crosby Stills Nash and Young fighting in the dressing-room of the Fillmore East Why 'n enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in between a donkey's legs until he can't it stand anymore All this and more Howie Including an electric coolde pony harness with fuel injection fuel injection fuel injection