[00:00:01] Do You Like My New Car - Frank Zappa [00:00:07] You are you gotta tell me something [00:00:10] I mean seriously [00:00:11] I'm tellin' you this is the first time that any of my girlfriends and I have ever met anybody really from Hollywood [00:00:18] I mean really my girlfriend Jim and Ian and Aynsley and Bob and Frank I mean [00:00:24] None of us [00:00:25] Pleased to meet you [00:00:26] Hi Howie [00:00:27] We never met a pop star from Hollywood tell me something: [00:00:30] Have you ever met Davey Jones or Bobby Sherman [00:00:33] No no I [00:00:34] I mean David Cassady he's so [00:00:36] Jimmy Greenspoon once I [00:00:37] Three Dog Night [00:00:38] Yeah [00:00:39] Oh I love them They're my favorite band ow gawd [00:00:42] Oh do you like my new car I'm ah [00:00:45] My Dad just gave it to me for graduation [00:00:47] Ah yeaah I'ts a it's a Fillmore isn't it [00:00:51] Real futuristic ah I dig the fins [00:00:55] Listen: do you know how to get to the ah Hollywood Inn from here [00:01:00] No ah which one is it [00:01:02] (burp) excuse me It's the one by the airport you know [00:01:06] Cause we gotta get up early an' fly outta here in the morning y'know [00:01:10] Oh I didn't know that Where do you guys play tomorrow night I mean [00:01:14] I'd like to come maybe in your bus or somethin' [00:01:18] Yeah [00:01:19] In the BUS [00:01:20] Come in the bus huh Tomorrow we're in ah let's see Tierra del Fuego [00:01:24] Ook You're so professional Howie [00:01:28] Oh it's not it's nothing [00:01:29] Howie I mean the way you gettin' tp-tp to play an all these exotic places I mean [00:01:34] Yeah [00:01:34] Tell me something tell me and my girl- TELL me: [00:01:37] Do you really have a hit record on the charts now with a BULLET [00:01:44] I mean that's really important to me [00:01:46] Listen honey: Would I lie to you just to get in your pants [00:01:52] He-Het Listen Hey listen to me tellin' ya: WE ARE NOT GROUPIES [00:01:58] Naw I never I never said [00:02:00] We are not groupies You better understand that [00:02:02] I told Robert Planet I told Elton John I told all those big guys [00:02:07] We are not groupies [00:02:08] No I never [00:02:09] Roger Daltrey never laid a hand on me [00:02:11] Yaw it's obvious to see why listen I never [00:02:15] Tell him Tell him right now [00:02:17] We only like musicians for f-friends You know [00:02:20] Real straight arrow Howie Really just for friends Howie [00:02:28] But we still like you Yeah we wouldn't mind coming in your bus but [00:02:34] Listen you chicks now didn' [00:02:35] Didn't you just say that you got off bein' juked with a BABY OCTOPUS and spewed upon with cream corn an' that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend on the backseat had to have it with a YOO-HOO bottle or she went apeshit [00:02:50] Ooooh [00:02:50] What's the deal baby Come on [00:02:52] Howie Howie lissen yo me all that's true [00:02:54] Come across [00:02:55] All that's true and sometimes I even dig it with a Doctor Brown's Cream Soda or a CEL-RAY but we are not groupies No matter what you think [00:03:05] No I never [00:03:06] We are not groupies [00:03:07] You see there seems to be some kind of a communication problem honey because I I am a lonely guy from outta town y'know an' an' I want some ACTION what I'm talkin' about is I wanna a-a-steaming succulent ever-widening gooey drippy runny kind of a hole with a with how shall I put this what say we hop in the trunk of your Gremlin AN' GET OUR ROCKS OFF [00:03:38] Hey hey-hey-hey-heyyyy Jesus [00:03:41] I'm in this band man [00:03:43] I am in this band no matter what we do up here it's all