[00:00:00] The Evil Prince - Frank Zappa (弗兰克·扎帕)
[00:00:18] Well well well now
[00:00:20] Dis de nasty sucker dat be respondable fo de
[00:00:23] Enwhiffment o de origumal potium
[00:00:28] Now in his infinate respondable party personage as de
[00:00:31] Evil Prince and through de magik o stage-kraft of course
[00:00:35] Wes about to see what gwine on in his magikal conjurance up
[00:00:39] Of his little cauldrom of doom Now check it on out now
[00:00:46] Somewhere over there I can tell
[00:00:51] I guess so
[00:00:53] Theres the voice of
[00:00:54] A potato-headed whatchamacallit
[00:00:58] Whoo do tell
[00:01:00] Who does not wish me well
[00:01:04] His clothes are quite stupid
[00:01:07] And also his shoes
[00:01:10] Ain't no bussiness like show business
[00:01:12] He's got a big ol duck-mouth
[00:01:15] Who knows how he chews
[00:01:22] He thinks he knows something
[00:01:25] About THE GREAT PLAN
[00:01:29] How ULTIMATE BLANDNESS
[00:01:33] Must RULE and COMMAND
[00:01:41] He knows not a drop
[00:01:42] Not a crumb
[00:01:43] Not a whit
[00:01:44] Of the reason for doing
[00:01:46] This criminal shit
[00:01:47] And then if he did
[00:01:48] Would it matter a bit
[00:01:53] Not at all
[00:01:55] Because IT IS WRIT:
[00:01:59] Our BEIGE-BLANDISH GOD
[00:02:01] Tends to CERTIFY IT:
[00:02:06] Only the boring and bland shall survive
[00:02:09] Only the lamest of lameness will thrive
[00:02:12] Take it or leave it you won't be alive
[00:02:15] If you are overtly CREATIVE
[00:02:21] Fairies and faggots and queers are
[00:02:24] CREATIVE
[00:02:25] All the best music on Broadway is
[00:02:27] NATIVE
[00:02:28] Who will step forward
[00:02:29] And end all this trouble
[00:02:30] For beige-blandish citizens
[00:02:32] Clutching the rubble
[00:02:33] Of vanishing dreams
[00:02:35] Of wimpish amusement
[00:02:37] Replaced by a rash
[00:02:38] Of CREATIVE confusement
[00:02:43] Soon my brave Zombies
[00:02:44] Youll make your return
[00:02:45] Broadway will glow
[00:02:47] Broadway will burn
[00:02:49] Along with the remnants of
[00:02:50] EVERYTHING NEW
[00:02:51] My HOLY DISEASE will do
[00:02:54] Wonders for you
[00:02:55] Those lovely producers
[00:02:56] Who paid for you then
[00:02:58] Will do it again and again and again
[00:03:01] The spying potato
[00:03:02] The spying potato
[00:03:03] With horrible diction
[00:03:05] And terrible diction
[00:03:06] Will rot in the garbage
[00:03:07] I can smell it right now
[00:03:08] When this shows eviction
[00:03:09] Takes place shortly after
[00:03:12] My alternate skill
[00:03:13] Of THEATRICAL SABOTAGE
[00:03:15] Triumphs YOUR will
[00:03:19] I've a special review
[00:03:23] Yes I know you really do
[00:03:24] I've been saving for years
[00:03:25] Yes I know you really have
[00:03:27] For a show just like this
[00:03:28] For a really stupid show
[00:03:30] With POTATOES and QUEERS
[00:03:33] I'll say its disgusting atrocious and dull
[00:03:36] I'll say it makes boils inside of your skull
[00:03:38] I'll say its the worst -of-the-worst of the year
[00:03:41] No wind down the plain and its hard on your ear
[00:03:45] I'll say its the work of an infantile mind
[00:03:47] I'll say that its tasteless and that you will find
[00:03:50] A better excuse to spend money or time
[00:03:53] At a Tupper-Ware Party wee-oo
[00:03:57] So do be a smarty
[00:03:59] Oo-oo-wee-oo
[00:04:00] Hold on to that dollar
[00:04:01] A little while longer
[00:04:03] For spending it here
[00:04:04] Why it couldn't be wronger
[00:04:09] What's HAPPENED TO BROADWAY
[00:04:12] WHERES IT GONE ALL THE GLITTER
[00:04:15] THE HEART AND SOUL
[00:04:18] THE PATTER
[00:04:19] THE PITTER
[00:04:21] And after this deadly review hits the paper
[00:04:25] In will come ROPER BENDER & RAPER
[00:04:28] To legally execute all that remains
[00:04:31] Of this tragic amusement for drug-addled brains
[00:04:38] Drug-addled brains drug addled brains
[00:05:42] (solo)
[00:06:26] Hold on to that g-string
[00:06:29] A little while longer
[00:06:31] For spending it here
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