[00:00:02] Artist:ll cool j [00:00:03] Songs Title:the do wop [00:00:04] Album by: Bigger & Deffer [00:00:05] Artist by: LL Cool J [00:00:10] And as you all know I am hard as hell [00:00:12] Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn [00:00:15] Hit my remote control turn my stereo on [00:00:18] Then I reached for a brush since I don't use a pick [00:00:21] And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix [00:00:24] Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakes [00:00:27] As I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaks [00:00:30] Wit hardcore heavyweight b-boy blast [00:00:33] Not soft hardcore kut kreators fast [00:00:36] Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot [00:00:39] So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot [00:00:42] Jumped out dried off put on the devon cologne [00:00:44] Then I called up earl on the telephone [00:00:47] He said there was a jam that we could do later on [00:00:51] Ten gs plus a limo for one short song [00:00:53] So I said yeah I was wit it hung up and got geared [00:00:57] Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard [00:00:59] Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunes [00:01:02] As I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon [00:01:05] 12 oclock came left the door cracked [00:01:08] The freak walked in a mink on her back [00:01:11] Put her coat on the rack threw my sessmo( ) on [00:01:14] Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm we drank [00:01:18] Round hill cabernet sauvignon she said l l [00:01:20] When you gonna let me taste your tongue [00:01:22] Her skin got pale I wham-bammed the tail [00:01:26] Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail [00:01:29] She left earl came over and we went outside [00:01:32] Jumped in the b m ta bust a joyride [00:01:35] Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheels [00:01:38] I'm not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal [00:01:41] The girlies want sex da fellas try ta flex [00:01:44] But those who flex end up wit broke necks [00:01:47] Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks - [00:01:50] Said its l baby I ain't down wit sheik [00:01:53] Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more [00:01:55] Then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door [00:01:59] People think I do crimes [00:02:01] But they don't know I'm just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes - [00:02:05] Stop smilin you think all of the time [00:02:07] But he don't know my names on his wifes behind [00:02:10] Ll has iced all the washed up slobs [00:02:13] Vigilante of rap so the hell wit the mob [00:02:16] Don't run from the cops makin suckas chop [00:02:19] And I'm only eighteen makin mo than yo pops [00:02:22] Tormentor of toys and boy scout boys [00:02:25] And I dare any critic to call it noize [00:02:28] Peeked at the clock it said 6:03 [00:02:31] Said later to kreator and broke out wit e [00:02:34] Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shake [00:02:37] Thinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon make [00:02:40] Finished up the snack jumped up out my seat [00:02:42] Then hit the table and he made up a beat [00:02:47] Kicked a few rhymes stepped out the door [00:02:49] Said tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more [00:02:52] Jumped in my ride I took a peek at the time [00:02:55] It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9 [00:02:58] Ll cool j would soon stand at a jam [00:03:01] With thousands of people screamin touch my hand [00:03:04] But since I had a hour plus a half attached [00:03:06] I was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match [00:03:10] Her name was renee her face was ok [00:03:12] But she had the kind a body that made j wanna play [00:03:15] I said no need to rehearse then I made my approach [00:03:18] Said you got a good team girl but ya need a new coach [00:03:21] Said my names ll cool if I may introduce [00:03:24] But I'm not here for conversation I'm here ta seduce [00:03:26] Wanna mix it up baby wanna feel ya grind [00:03:29] Cause it ain't fifth grade and these ain't nursery rhymes [00:03:31] Now I know you heard hardcore [00:03:36] Check out the real ll behind closed doors