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[00:00:00] 夏明王、窦建德、de Xiao Hu
[00:00:04] 苏烈和刘黑塔生气
[00:00:07] 建议窦建德把亡国之妇杀了
[00:00:12] 窦建德舍不得
[00:00:14] 忽然心生一计
[00:00:17] 他知道李密和萧妃早有勾搭
[00:00:20] 我用削飞换玉玺
[00:00:23] 这样一来呢
[00:00:24] 二弟苏烈的气儿也就消了
[00:00:28] 想到这儿说
[00:00:29] 兄弟啊
[00:00:30] 我听你的
[00:00:31] 不要消费了
[00:00:32] 我想把里面请来喝它
[00:00:35] 来个玉玺换萧妃
[00:00:37] 你看如何
[00:00:39] 苏烈了
[00:00:40] 大哥
[00:00:41] 你当个厘米是个傻子呢
[00:00:44] 谁不知玉玺乃传国之宝
[00:00:47] 谁得了玉玺谁就是皇上
[00:00:49] 李密能换吗
[00:00:50] 再说换了玉玺
[00:00:53] 前面有李元霸堵住
[00:00:55] 咱也走不了啊
[00:00:57] 窦建德哈哈一笑
[00:00:59] 2 D 啊
[00:01:00] 李密和萧飞早就有一
[00:01:03] 他又是个好色之徒
[00:01:06] 竟然肯换
[00:01:07] 至于李渊吧
[00:01:09] 那是我的亲外甥
[00:01:11] 别说不知道玉玺在我手中
[00:01:14] 就是知道他也不敢把我怎么样
[00:01:17] 噢
[00:01:19] 对了
[00:01:19] 我把您是李元霸的亲娘舅这事儿给忘了
[00:01:24] 嗯
[00:01:24] 这样他也不敢把您怎么样
[00:01:27] 大哥
[00:01:28] 这事儿就这么办
[00:01:30] 哥仨商量好
[00:01:31] 派人去请李密
[00:01:34] 李密正因为李世民不给秦琼面子
[00:01:38] 粮草不多着急
[00:01:40] 忽然窦建德来请
[00:01:42] 哎呀他想
[00:01:43] 我怎么给忘了呢
[00:01:45] 他是李世民的亲舅舅
[00:01:47] 肯定这个面子得给啊
[00:01:49] 我去见他
[00:01:51] 又因为各路反王离开扬州之后
[00:01:54] 连赢扎得都非常近
[00:01:58] 两个人素质又好
[00:02:00] 所以李密只带两个亲信就来到窦建德的营帐
[00:02:06] 前边说了
[00:02:07] 杨广下扬州
[00:02:09] 带着两个国公
[00:02:10] 一个是夏国公窦建德
[00:02:13] 一个就是普国公李密
[00:02:16] 俩人一直在一块儿
[00:02:18] 非常熟
[00:02:19] 李泌来到窦建德的营寨门口儿
[00:02:22] 冰冰一通屏
[00:02:24] 不大会的功夫
[00:02:25] 窦建德、苏烈、刘黑塔迎了出来
[00:02:29] 见面寒暄已毕
[00:02:31] 让到大帐设摆酒宴款待李密
[00:02:37] 正吃喝呢
[00:02:39] 就听里边儿燕语莺声的说
[00:02:42] 哟
[00:02:43] 我当时谁呢
[00:02:44] 原来是理工
[00:02:46] 爷爷理工耶你好哇
[00:02:49] 说着还配叮当
[00:02:52] 走出一个窈窕女子
[00:02:55] 李泌还没等看见人呢
[00:02:58] 一股香风扑鼻
[00:03:00] 抬头一瞧
[00:03:02] 哟
[00:03:03] 眼前女子
[00:03:05] 国色天香
[00:03:07] 十分妖艳
[00:03:09] 仔细看
[00:03:10] 哎呀
[00:03:12] 这不是肖飞吗
[00:03:14] 这萧飞怎么到这儿来了
[00:03:16] 嘿
[00:03:18] 哎呀
[00:03:19] 窦建德这小子艳福不浅呢
[00:03:23] 落他手了
[00:03:24] 哎
[00:03:25] 可惜
[00:03:27] 记者肖非已经来到李密近前
[00:03:31] 伸玉手拿起酒壶给李密针灸
[00:03:36] 李公爷
[00:03:38] 咱们在这儿见面
[00:03:39] 可是幸会呀
[00:03:41] 您多喝两杯AA
[00:03:45] 萧皇后你好啊
[00:03:47] 嗨
[00:03:48] 好什么呢
[00:03:50] 阳光一死
[00:03:52] 我就流落在这儿了
[00:03:54] 就这样左一杯
[00:03:55] 右一盏
[00:03:56] 把里面灌得晕晕乎乎
[00:03:58] 窦建德说
[00:04:00] A
[00:04:00] 李王爷
[00:04:02] 咱们两国可真有意思哈
[00:04:05] 把阳光的家底儿全划烂了
[00:04:07] 你得了玉玺
[00:04:09] 我得了肖飞
[00:04:11] 可听肖飞说
[00:04:13] 他看上的是米昔为王a
[00:04:16] 而不是我窦建德
[00:04:20] 非要给你当西魏国的娘娘
[00:04:24] 为此我派人把你请来
[00:04:26] 请你把你的爱妃领走吧
[00:04:30] 李密简直不敢相信自己耳朵
[00:04:34] 他想消费
[00:04:36] 想的可不是一天两天了
[00:04:38] 下扬州
[00:04:39] 在龙船上一剑削飞
[00:04:41] 他的魂就被勾走了
[00:04:44] 可那会儿
[00:04:45] 他是皇上的爱妃
[00:04:48] 光敢想不敢碰啊
[00:04:52] 碰的有掉头之罪
[00:04:54] 这会儿窦建德要把肖飞送给自己
[00:04:57] 他敢相信吗
[00:04:59] 他用酒盖脸儿
[00:05:01] 哈哈哈夏明亡
[00:05:04] 此话当真
[00:05:06] 窦建德哈哈大笑
[00:05:08] 行为吗
[00:05:09] 我骗你何来消费
[00:05:12] 一定是送给你啦
[00:05:14] 但是需要一件东西换取
[00:05:19] 你可乐意
[00:05:20] 李密这人的心都在肖飞身上a
[00:05:25] 别说一件
[00:05:26] 就是十件也未尝不可啊
[00:05:29] 不不不
[00:05:30] 我不要实践
[00:05:31] 就要一件
[00:05:33] 只要你传国玉玺
[00:05:35] 不知李王爷肯不肯
[00:05:39] 好
[00:05:40] 李丽霞我得遇喜事儿
[00:05:42] 他怎么知道
[00:05:44] 莫非是诈我
[00:05:46] 虞是说
[00:05:47] A 下冥王
[00:05:49] 你真会说笑话
[00:05:50] 那玉玺乃杨广所持
[00:05:53] 怎能到我手中啊
[00:05:57] 西魏王
[00:05:58] 你别装糊涂
[00:05:59] 你不看肖飞一在我的营中吗
[00:06:03] 昨天晚上你家元帅
[00:06:05] 秦琼罗成
[00:06:07] 程咬金
[00:06:09] Pi 了
[00:06:10] 宇文化及抢走了
[00:06:12] 预习能不成给你看
[00:06:14] 马换与不换你做主
[00:06:17] 我不强求
[00:06:18] 看李元霸堵住去路
[00:06:20] 谁也走不了
[00:06:21] 你把玉玺给我
[00:06:23] 我是李元霸的舅舅
[00:06:26] 我给你开路
[00:06:27] 能把你带出去
[00:06:29] 你又得了消费
[00:06:31] 咱两家都好
[00:06:33] 离密犹豫不决
[00:06:36] 当落萧妃暗地秋波
[00:06:39] 不换吧
[00:06:40] 有点舍不得
[00:06:41] 换吧
[00:06:42] 准知道秦琼那伙人不乐意
[00:06:44] 就在这一阵儿
[00:06:45] 肖飞要过来给针灸
[00:06:48] 他一眼看见那纤纤玉手下的狠心
[00:06:52] 换就换吧
[00:06:54] 刘夏玉玺也得让李元霸抢着去
[00:06:58] 还不如留下萧飞
[00:07:01] 想在这说下冥王有的是
[00:07:04] 恭敬不如从命
[00:07:06] 好
[00:07:06] 我换了
[00:07:08] 扭头对萧妃说
[00:07:10] 爱妃a
[00:07:11] 咱们走吧
[00:07:12] 窦建德说
[00:07:13] 王兄不必着急
[00:07:16] 你先回去把玉玺拿来
[00:07:18] 消费自然就跟你前往
[00:07:22] 嗯
[00:07:23] 好吧
[00:07:24] 李明无奈
[00:07:25] 除了夏明王、窦建德的营寨
[00:07:28] 很快来到了自己的寝帐
[00:07:31] 拿了玉玺又送到了窦建德的营中
[00:07:35] 用一顶小轿
[00:07:36] 把肖飞抬到自己
[00:07:38] 请帐
[00:07:39] 并派人通知李世民
[00:07:42] 玉玺在窦建德手
[00:07:45] 这一切秦琼等人全部知道
[00:07:49] 再说窦建德用肖飞换了预习
[00:07:52] 非常高兴
[00:07:53] 自从得了预习静电计
[00:07:56] 当皇上了
[00:07:57] 可当皇上得先走出这扬州啊
[00:08:00] 怎么离开这儿呢
[00:08:03] 他告诉他两个兄弟
[00:08:05] 我这就去李世民大营
[00:08:08] 叫他们把道路让开
[00:08:10] 你们在这儿等着啊
[00:08:11] 说完带着八个亲兵出了大营
[00:08:13] 直奔李世民的营寨
[00:08:16] 前边咱们说了
[00:08:17] 李世民派兵挖了一道壕沟
[00:08:21] 弓箭手躲在沟里
[00:08:23] 用弓箭射住往来部队
[00:08:27] 可在他迎门的沟上搭了一座便桥
[00:08:31] 也就是吊桥
[00:08:32] 好供唐军出入
[00:08:35] 窦建德骑着马带了八个亲兵来到沟前
[00:08:42] 有人高喊
[00:08:43] 站住
[00:08:44] 来者何人
[00:08:45] 再往前进开弓放箭
[00:08:49] 窦建德大模大样儿把马e Lei
[00:08:52] 诸位辛苦辛苦
[00:08:54] 我叫窦建德去告诉你们
[00:08:58] 2000岁就说
[00:09:01] 他舅舅来了
[00:09:03] 替我通禀一声
[00:09:04] 叫他来接我
[00:09:07] 好
[00:09:08] 你现在等着啊
[00:09:09] 我们给你送下去
[00:09:12] 就这样
[00:09:12] 一级一级往里通禀
[00:09:14] 很快有人来到李世民的大战
[00:09:19] 有人倒在里边儿
[00:09:20] 单腿点地报
[00:09:22] 启禀二王千岁
[00:09:25] 先有您的舅父到见您
[00:09:28] 请您定夺
[00:09:30] 李世民闻听心中大喜
[00:09:33] 嗯
[00:09:34] 我就知道他来
[00:09:35] 你就对他说
[00:09:37] 我公务繁忙
[00:09:39] 不能前去迎接
[00:09:40] 叫他把清兵留在沟那边一个人进来是
[00:09:45] 冰冰答应一声磕头
[00:09:48] 转身出去
[00:09:49] 李世民打发走当兵的
[00:09:51] 对柴绍李元霸说
[00:09:54] 刚才我接到西魏营有人来报
[00:09:57] 玉玺被我舅舅得来了
[00:09:59] 就就这次倒着
[00:10:01] 一定是让我给他让开道路
[00:10:04] 那样咱这趟就白来了
[00:10:07] 此番必然得把玉玺
[00:10:10] 咱要回来
[00:10:11] 李元霸说
[00:10:12] 二哥呀
[00:10:13] 这预习
[00:10:14] 呃
[00:10:15] 你怎么绕回来呀
[00:10:16] 李世民眼珠一转
[00:10:19] 就把柴绍李元霸叫到身旁
[00:10:22] 你们需要这么这么这么做
[00:10:23] 在那么那么那么那么做
[00:10:25] 听明白没有
[00:10:26] 哎呀
[00:10:28] 李元霸一股脑袋耶
[00:10:32] 你叫我打就
[00:10:33] 就咱娘知道
[00:10:35] 还不跟我拼命啊
[00:10:37] 李世民了
[00:10:38] 四弟啊
[00:10:39] 就得怎么办
[00:10:40] 要不咱爹当不上皇上
[00:10:44] 咱爹当上皇上
[00:10:45] 咱娘就乐了
[00:10:46] 好了
[00:10:47] 就这么办
[00:10:49] 哥仨正说着
[00:10:50] 仍门口有人大喊
[00:10:53] 夏明王道
[00:10:56] 当时李世民在帅案后
[00:10:59] 边儿把脸刮就撂下了
[00:11:01] 威严、正宗
[00:11:03] 柴绍李元霸站立两厢指尖
[00:11:07] 窦建德气势汹汹的走进来
[00:11:09] 冲着李世民喊
[00:11:11] 李世民
[00:11:12] 我把你个小畜生
[00:11:13] 你舅舅来了
[00:11:15] 你不去迎接我
[00:11:16] 我打你
[00:11:18] 她话音还没落呢
[00:11:20] 就见李元霸冲上来照他腿弯一脚汤
[00:11:25] 到o 见得你啰嗦什么给我啊
[00:11:29] 跪下啊
[00:11:31] 窦建德扑通跪倒
[00:11:34] 为什么呢
[00:11:35] 他踹后边的腿弯儿
[00:11:37] 能不跪下吗
[00:11:38] 她想
[00:11:38] 谁呀
[00:11:39] 敢踹我
[00:11:40] 他回头一看
[00:11:41] 踹他
[00:11:41] 他是李元霸
[00:11:43] 哎呀
[00:11:44] 可把他气坏了
[00:11:45] 傻子
[00:11:46] 你感染你舅舅
[00:11:48] 你别忘了你在我胳膊上撒过尿
[00:11:52] 好小子
[00:11:52] 我打你我告诉你两区
[00:11:56] 他正蹦呢
[00:11:57] 谁在
[00:11:57] 李世民拍一拍桌案
[00:12:01] 窦建德
[00:12:02] 别凉啦
[00:12:03] 你私藏玉玺该当何罪
[00:12:07] 来呀
[00:12:08] 把他推到沟燕儿砍落啊
[00:12:13] 窦建德都懵了
[00:12:14] 新兴a 李世民
[00:12:18] 你要杀你就就话还没出口呢
[00:12:23] 早有人拿块耶
[00:12:25] 快不本儿塞到嘴里
[00:12:27] 把嘴给堵上
[00:12:28] 有人吗
[00:12:29] 肩头拢二背五花大绑
[00:12:31] 把他绑上
[00:12:33] 推到盈门
[00:12:34] 一直推到沟
[00:12:35] 燕儿这
[00:12:36] 快快快快去打架
[00:12:39] 刀斧手手提鬼头大刀
[00:12:42] 干嘛要杀窦建德
[00:12:45] 在沟沿那边
[00:12:46] 有窦建德的八个亲兵当时惊呆了
[00:12:50] 哎
[00:12:51] 你们干什么
[00:12:53] 你们要做什么就听
[00:12:54] 有一个人将关说哎
[00:12:58] 你告诉你们家元帅贺先生
[00:13:02] 立刻拿玉玺来换
[00:13:05] 窦建德稍迟一步就把窦建德给砍啦
[00:13:09] 听到没有
[00:13:10] 对
[00:13:11] 别砍
[00:13:11] 我们这就报告去
[00:13:14] 这八个人赶紧往回去
[00:13:16] 进了营门就喊
[00:13:18] 衰耶
[00:13:19] 大师不好
[00:13:20] 出什么事了
[00:13:21] 哎呀
[00:13:22] 老王爷
[00:13:23] 去檀营
[00:13:24] 不一会儿就被人绑出来了
[00:13:26] 说是叫你们拿玉玺去换王爷
[00:13:29] 稍迟一步
[00:13:30] 人家就把王爷砍啦
[00:13:33] 一
[00:13:35] 苏烈、刘黑塔大吃一惊
[00:13:39] 因为他们两个人和窦建德是过命兄弟
[00:13:44] 怎么能这样呢
[00:13:46] 我们斗王爷不是李世民的舅舅吗
[00:13:51] 娘亲舅大呀
[00:13:53] 现在怎么换不换
[00:13:56] 宁肯不要预习
[00:13:58] 也得把咱的哥哥换回来
[00:14:02] 于是两个人拿着玉玺跟着兵丁直奔沟边
[00:14:06] 等来的勾边
[00:14:07] 就见窦建德正在人家绑着跪着
[00:14:11] 李元霸贴着双锤立马勾钱
[00:14:16] 瞪着小眼珠子叽里咕噜
[00:14:18] 是六亲不认呢
[00:14:20] 这两位急忙下马
[00:14:22] 捧着玉玺来到李元霸近前
[00:14:26] 李四爷
[00:14:27] 玉玺给您送来了
[00:14:29] 您把您的就就放了吧
[00:14:32] 嗯
[00:14:32] 这还差不多
[00:14:34] a 放他冲身后的军兵一挪嘴
[00:14:37] 有个亲兵过来从苏烈手中接过预习
[00:14:41] 又有人过来给窦建德解开绳子
[00:14:45] 掏出口中的破布
[00:14:47] 苏烈、刘黑塔二人
[00:14:49] 一边一个扶着过了便桥
[00:14:53] 一转脸再看那便桥
[00:14:55] 刷人间抽回去了
[00:14:58] 窦建德干乐了半天呢
[00:15:01] 缓过这口气
[00:15:02] 是跺脚大骂
[00:15:04] 李世民
[00:15:06] 我把你个小畜生
[00:15:08] 你是石头磕蹦出来的
[00:15:11] 马云脉络丛壕沟
[00:15:13] 那是
[00:15:15] 舍出好几只雕翎箭
[00:15:18] 窦建德下的层躲出老远
[00:15:21] 三个人赶紧飞身上马
[00:15:23] 回到自己营中
[00:15:25] 他越想越生气
[00:15:27] 领兵夺玉玺
[00:15:29] 骂别说打了
[00:15:31] 连壕沟也过不去
[00:15:33] 能夺回来吗
[00:15:34] 领兵夺肖飞吧
[00:15:36] 又打不过西魏营的
[00:15:39] 裴元庆、罗成等人只好忍气吞声
[00:15:43] 暂时记下仇恨
[00:15:45] 等有朝一日我he 唐军
[00:15:48] 西魏决一死战
[00:15:50] 特别是小儿多丑
[00:15:52] 我要不把你全家人都宰了
[00:15:55] 不叫你死在我手
[00:15:57] 誓不为人
[00:16:00] 再说李密用玉玺换了肖飞
[00:16:03] 有心不对秦琼等人说
[00:16:06] 又觉得事关重大
[00:16:08] 说吧
[00:16:09] 肯定大闹一场
[00:16:11] 最后下了狠心
[00:16:15] 决定告诉秦琼
[00:16:17] 把这哥仨找来
[00:16:18] 满脸带笑
[00:16:20] 三位将军
[00:16:21] 你们得了玉玺
[00:16:23] 更觉得你们三位是我西魏青天博玉柱
[00:16:26] 架海紫金梁
[00:16:28] 可有一样
[00:16:30] 李渊把封住道路
[00:16:32] 用弓箭射住
[00:16:33] 我们不能回瓦岗山
[00:16:36] 她为的是索要玉玺
[00:16:38] 我国的粮草不多
[00:16:40] 不能坚持几天
[00:16:41] 不如把预习交出来
[00:16:43] 等大军回到瓦刚山
[00:16:46] 在整队人马和大唐国开战
[00:16:49] 把预习再夺回来
[00:16:52] 秦琼一听都新鲜
[00:16:56] 如果我们两国开兵见炸
[00:16:58] 就永远别想夺回来
[00:17:00] 他们要打了败仗
[00:17:02] 他把玉玺也不能给我们呐
[00:17:06] 况且天下法盲不知多少
[00:17:08] 这玉玺会落在谁的手万岁
[00:17:11] 这事儿你可不能糊涂啊
[00:17:15] 呃
[00:17:17] 秦元帅真为了李渊吧
[00:17:20] 早日让开道路
[00:17:22] 少伤生灵
[00:17:24] 已然用玉玺和夏明王换了肖飞啦
[00:17:30] 就这句话
[00:17:32] 如同旱地一声惊雷
[00:17:35] 把几个人惊得瞠目结舌
[00:17:39] 半天秦琼站起来
[00:17:41] 砰砰走到李密的进钱
[00:17:45] 程咬金气得哇哇暴叫
[00:17:47] 里面一个昏君
[00:17:49] 你为贪恋美色
[00:17:50] 连国家都不要
[00:17:51] 漏拿传国之宝
[00:17:53] 换个亡国之妇
[00:17:54] 你好糊涂
[00:17:56] 我们哥仨用性命抢来预习
[00:17:59] 能让你换来肖飞
[00:18:01] 你是匹夫
[00:18:03] 李密说
[00:18:04] 哎
[00:18:05] 成王兄
[00:18:06] 我纵然有错
[00:18:08] 你也不该出口伤人呐
[00:18:10] 程咬金一摁肋下自保件
[00:18:14] 李密
[00:18:15] 就凭你办这事儿是吃人饭不拉人*的事
[00:18:19] 要你命都应该
[00:18:21] 当初老城拿你当好人
[00:18:22] 把皇上让给你
[00:18:23] 失指望你能文能武能治理国家
[00:18:26] 谁知你能贪恋美色治理那个小家
[00:18:31] 阳光晒坏
[00:18:33] 还没拿玉玺去换大美人儿呢
[00:18:37] 老程越说越气
[00:18:39] 保健一局孝子
[00:18:40] 我宰了你说笨哩
[00:18:44] 你就扎过来
[00:18:46] 罗成手机眼快疼
[00:18:48] 一把抓住程咬金的手腕子
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