[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 薛丁山请樊梨花 [00:00:05] 这个劲儿费的难以形容了 [00:00:11] 因为呢 [00:00:12] 他把樊小姐得罪的 [00:00:14] 太寒心了 [00:00:16] 不付出一定的代价 [00:00:19] 怎么能成功的了呢 [00:00:23] 咱们正说的薛丁山 [00:00:25] 挤进小校场的外围墙 [00:00:30] 往里头一看 [00:00:31] 樊梨花生坐点将台 [00:00:35] 正在操演阵法 [00:00:38] 身边左右啊 [00:00:40] 都是男女战将 [00:00:43] 往校场正中央一看 [00:00:46] 几万名军师正在迈着整齐的步伐 [00:00:52] 练的是一字长蛇阵 [00:00:55] 二龙出水阵、天地三才阵、四门兜底阵、五虎群羊阵、六丁六甲阵、七星北斗阵、八门金锁阵、九字连环阵 [00:01:07] 十面埋伏阵 [00:01:09] 呱呱呱呱 [00:01:11] 呱呱呱呱呱呱 [00:01:15] 随着樊梨花的指挥 [00:01:16] 其变化莫测 [00:01:21] 哎呀 [00:01:22] 薛丁山在土坡上看着心潮翻滚 [00:01:27] 心说上哪儿找这么好的媳妇儿去 [00:01:32] 要文有文要 [00:01:34] 武有五人 [00:01:36] 样子长得又盖世绝伦 [00:01:40] 你说我怎么就这么糊涂 [00:01:42] 我鬼迷心窍了我 [00:01:44] 我该死我 [00:01:48] 从心往外赞成樊梨花 [00:01:52] 薛丁山想 [00:01:54] 我别想着闲白儿我干什么来了 [00:01:58] 我请范丽华请不出来 [00:02:01] 回去没法交代 [00:02:04] 哎呀 [00:02:04] 要跟当兵的商量 [00:02:06] 肯定不让我进吧 [00:02:12] 我不疯 [00:02:13] 装疯不傻 [00:02:15] 装傻往里闯吧 [00:02:17] 我呀 [00:02:18] 谁拦着我 [00:02:19] 我就把谁给推倒 [00:02:21] 我也豁出去 [00:02:24] 薛丁山打定主意 [00:02:27] 伸出两只手来 [00:02:28] 把身边的人往两旁一拨了 [00:02:34] 老百姓光顾看阵法了 [00:02:37] 谁也没注意他呀 [00:02:39] 这一屋的不要紧哈 [00:02:41] 趴下一大片 [00:02:42] 哎呀 [00:02:43] 我我问你什么病什么的 [00:02:46] 薛丁山并不理会 [00:02:49] 下了土坡 [00:02:50] 一片腿儿跳进栅的墙 [00:02:53] 炸了墙是木头杆子 [00:02:56] 木头板子弄的那个围墙 [00:03:00] 那能挡得住 [00:03:03] 所以薛丁山肉就跳进去了 [00:03:06] 这里边儿五步一岗 [00:03:08] 十步一哨 [00:03:09] 全是御林军 [00:03:11] 回头一看 [00:03:12] 哎 [00:03:13] 站着干什么 [00:03:14] 花就过来了 [00:03:16] 各论刀枪 [00:03:18] 把薛丁山给围住 [00:03:20] 薛丁山一抱拳 [00:03:21] 各位各位 [00:03:23] 我一不崩 [00:03:24] 二不傻呀 [00:03:25] 我姓薛 [00:03:26] 我叫薛丁山 [00:03:28] 你们还记得吗 [00:03:29] 就是想当初龙虎状元 [00:03:31] 十宝大将 [00:03:32] 二路元帅 [00:03:33] 我爹是平辽王薛仁贵 [00:03:36] 我要求见樊元帅 [00:03:38] 有话要说 [00:03:39] 各位让我进去 [00:03:41] 他认为这么一说呀 [00:03:43] 大伙能赏个面子 [00:03:44] na 想到想错了 [00:03:47] 当兵团眼珠的瞪是什么 [00:03:50] 你说了一大套 [00:03:51] 什么玩意儿 [00:03:52] 滚 [00:03:53] 你不是疯子 [00:03:53] 你是疯子啊 [00:03:54] 捏着 [00:03:56] 哎哟 [00:03:57] 鞭子棒子旗下薛丁山用双手把五官护住心 [00:04:03] 说话不让我进 [00:04:05] 我也进 [00:04:06] 毛一愣往里钻 [00:04:09] 他像头牛似的谁能拦得住 [00:04:13] 尽管把袋子也拽折了 [00:04:15] 衣服也抓破了 [00:04:18] 到底它钻进去了 [00:04:21] 撒脚如飞往讲台上就跑 [00:04:24] 讲台两旁边是梯子 [00:04:27] 有守卫的军队 [00:04:29] 守卫的军队还不知道发生什么事儿了 [00:04:32] 就再迟棱之间 [00:04:34] 薛丁山13 纵 [00:04:36] 两纵啊成成成 [00:04:39] 上了点将台 [00:04:43] 积木就挠到翻黎华近前 [00:04:46] 撩衣服双膝跪倒 [00:04:49] 夫人 [00:04:51] 娘子 [00:04:53] 我薛丁山向你请罪来了 [00:04:58] 娘子啊 [00:04:59] 你原谅我吧 [00:05:03] 说着话 [00:05:04] 也不管有多少人啦 [00:05:06] 薛丁山磕头带响 [00:05:08] 伸出双手把樊丽华的袍服给拽住了 [00:05:13] 说什么也不撒手 [00:05:17] 樊梨花扫了个粉面通红 [00:05:20] 别别别 [00:05:22] 你还不给我撒手 [00:05:24] 娘子 [00:05:25] 你不答应 [00:05:26] 说什么我也不能撒手 [00:05:28] 我宁愿死在你的面前 [00:05:33] 这家将台上就乱了 [00:05:36] 阵法也别演练 [00:05:38] 乱作一团 [00:05:41] 樊丽华偷眼观看 [00:05:44] 就见薛丁山那张脸 [00:05:47] 腊扎黄 [00:05:48] 还包了一层黑皮 [00:05:51] 眼窝深陷 [00:05:53] 宽宽地前额上 [00:05:56] 磕了个大紫包 [00:05:58] 而且这子包的皮全坏了 [00:06:02] 就像那小开花馒头差不多少 [00:06:04] 这是磕头磕的 [00:06:06] 直到薛丁山没说瞎话 [00:06:08] 青衣小帽儿十分地寒酸 [00:06:13] 而且声泪俱下 [00:06:16] 嗓音发哑 [00:06:18] 樊姑娘的心刷啦就一翻咯 [00:06:23] 富人女人呢 [00:06:26] 呃 [00:06:26] 在某种程度上来说 [00:06:28] 比男人心要软 [00:06:31] 当然了 [00:06:32] 个别的娜娜是例外的 [00:06:34] 咱们普遍来说 [00:06:37] 樊姑娘心中暗想 [00:06:40] 薛丁山打了我三次 [00:06:43] 把我的心哪都冷透了 [00:06:46] 按说他所作所为可杀不可留 [00:06:50] 我拿锥子扎他 [00:06:52] 拿剪子绞他 [00:06:53] 拿刀子啦 [00:06:55] 他都不解恨 [00:06:56] 但是 [00:06:57] 人非圣贤 [00:06:59] 孰能无过 [00:07:01] 知错必改就是俊杰呀 [00:07:05] 现在薛丁山呢 [00:07:07] 熬得不得了 [00:07:09] 观止一绿到底 [00:07:11] 在唠军营受苦 [00:07:14] 谁都拿着不当个人 [00:07:17] 通过这件事情可以证明薛丁山确实有悔改的表现 [00:07:23] 估计他能到寒江关来吗 [00:07:26] 也就是说 [00:07:26] 我提出的条件 [00:07:28] 他样样都做到了 [00:07:31] 哎呀 [00:07:32] 是否就这么地啦 [00:07:36] 我把话拉回来就得了 [00:07:39] 带着樊梨花 [00:07:40] 有奖慢着 [00:07:42] 慢着 [00:07:43] 我吃亏就吃到这上头了 [00:07:47] 三番五次没有主意 [00:07:50] 看表面现象 [00:07:52] 薛丁山是服了 [00:07:54] 谁知道他内心怎么想的 [00:07:58] 莫非还在演戏不成 [00:08:01] 他请我不是为旁的一室给他爹报仇 [00:08:05] 为国家尽忠 [00:08:07] 二恐怕是在演戏 [00:08:11] 不是真心用完了我之后 [00:08:14] 又一脚把我蹬开 [00:08:18] 不行不行 [00:08:20] 没到时候还得接着查的考验 [00:08:25] 范丽华想到这 [00:08:27] 牙一咬 [00:08:28] 心一横飞起一脚踏 [00:08:33] 正登着薛丁山的前胸上 [00:08:36] 一则这劲儿太大 [00:08:38] 二则修订山没有防范一下 [00:08:41] 摔得可不轻啊 [00:08:43] 哥们儿一声 [00:08:44] 眼珠子一翻 [00:08:45] 好像没背过气去 [00:08:47] 就见樊元帅柳眉倒竖 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[00:11:06] 薛鼎山浑身疼痛 [00:11:09] 1 .1 瘸的 [00:11:10] 摘摘晃晃到了寒江关城门 [00:11:13] 这一看 [00:11:14] 进不去什么时候 [00:11:16] 吊桥高挑 [00:11:18] 城门紧闭 [00:11:19] 喊了半天没人理他 [00:11:22] 他也没长翅膀 [00:11:23] 也飞不进去 [00:11:25] 算了 [00:11:26] 回前敌 [00:11:29] 简短节说 [00:11:31] 这薛丁山哪 [00:11:33] 一路之上连哭在掉眼泪在难过 [00:11:37] 回到两军镇唐赢的赢盘 [00:11:42] 有人搭理他 [00:11:43] 送信二乳唐王李世民 [00:11:47] 便下李志 [00:11:48] 鲁国公程咬金满营众将 [00:11:52] 你听说薛丁山回来了 [00:11:54] 让他进来 [00:11:56] 众人都定睛看 [00:12:00] 等薛丁山这一进账啊 [00:12:02] 有的人好像没了 [00:12:04] 所以说 [00:12:05] 这是雪丁山吗 [00:12:06] 这不 [00:12:06] 要饭花子帽子也开了花儿了 [00:12:09] 袍子一条一条的 [00:12:11] 那脸上左一道上又一道上形容憔悴 [00:12:16] 苦不堪言 [00:12:19] 薛丁山来到御案前 [00:12:21] 别可惜 [00:12:22] 跪倒罪名参见圣上 [00:12:27] 参见殿下 [00:12:30] 李世民也好像没哭了 [00:12:34] 李世民 [00:12:35] 看够巧的了 [00:12:37] 够巧的 [00:12:38] 这种折磨谁能接受得了 [00:12:42] 现在薛丁山呢 [00:12:44] 是怎么摆弄怎么是 [00:12:47] 但是一看这意思 [00:12:48] 他一个人回来的 [00:12:49] 就这种情绪 [00:12:51] 肯定没成功 [00:12:53] 没把范丽华请出来 [00:12:55] 那下一步应该怎么办呢 [00:12:57] 扭回头来 [00:12:59] 压低声音问程咬精 [00:13:02] 老人家 [00:13:04] 你看这别下 [00:13:06] 别心软啊 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