[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 黄三太假 [00:00:01] 迷小哥巴子 [00:00:05] 到南七省找圣经 [00:00:09] 您听咱说的多简单 [00:00:11] 南七省七个省 [00:00:15] 多大的地儿 [00:00:17] 说找一个人那么容 [00:00:21] 大海茫茫 [00:00:23] 海底捞针一样 [00:00:27] 所以这黄三派啊是愁眉苦脸 [00:00:31] 师傅 [00:00:32] 你在哪儿 [00:00:34] 老师啊 [00:00:36] 你那么大的年纪了 [00:00:38] 一个人何苦 [00:00:41] 为什么不事先跟我们打个招呼 [00:00:46] 小霞消银龙就说 [00:00:48] 师兄还用问吗 [00:00:51] 我师傅那个人呢 [00:00:52] 自尊心非常强 [00:00:55] 不愿意牵连旁人 [00:00:58] 也包括咱们弟兄在内 [00:01:01] 自己的梦自己圆 [00:01:04] 哎 [00:01:04] 看来我师傅这人要这么下去 [00:01:09] 非出事儿不可 [00:01:12] 大家七嘴八舌的杨祥武也说 [00:01:15] 那怎么办呢 [00:01:16] 咱上哪儿找去呢 [00:01:19] 假名来经 [00:01:21] 嗯 [00:01:22] 好吧 [00:01:24] 咱们求神问母 [00:01:26] 我来算一卦 [00:01:29] 前者就是我算的卦 [00:01:30] 多灵啊啊 [00:01:32] 我我再来一下 [00:01:35] 其实大伙儿都不信 [00:01:37] 不信 [00:01:38] 可是不信 [00:01:39] 有病乱投医 [00:01:41] 就听他穷白虎洞 [00:01:44] 在看金头虎贾尼 [00:01:47] 嘴里叨叨念念 [00:01:49] 把冰贴主准备好 [00:01:52] 天灵灵 [00:01:53] 地灵灵 [00:01:54] 王母娘娘显神通 [00:01:57] 要知我们问什么事儿 [00:01:59] 找我三大爷叫圣婴嗳 [00:02:02] 您给指点迷津拿来来了噢 [00:02:10] 使劲儿把冰雪土抛向空中 [00:02:14] 大伙躲出多远 [00:02:17] 后来并写出螳螂一声落在地上 [00:02:20] 那间儿 [00:02:22] 你是东南 [00:02:23] 哎哎 [00:02:23] 妥了 [00:02:24] 东南看见没咱就奔东南找我 [00:02:28] 咱大爷 [00:02:29] 这是天意 [00:02:32] 说着把土杯好 [00:02:35] 没说吗 [00:02:36] 有病乱投医 [00:02:38] 上东南就只能找着吗 [00:02:41] 呃 [00:02:41] 找呗 [00:02:42] 姑娘上哪去啊 [00:02:44] 小哥吧 [00:02:45] 各奔东南 [00:02:47] 晓行夜住非一日 [00:02:50] 不是一天的 [00:02:53] 这天正往前走着走着 [00:02:55] 雅明闹着肚子 [00:02:57] 一会儿一找茅房 [00:02:59] 一会儿一上厕所 [00:03:02] 阳江武器的只顾着脑袋 [00:03:05] 我觉得你有点出息行不行 [00:03:09] 我说你见着好吃的就没够你撑的你脚啦 [00:03:13] 废话 [00:03:14] 你是死葫芦的啊 [00:03:17] 管天管地还管得着拉屎放屁吗 [00:03:21] 废话 [00:03:22] 你这才叫废话呢 [00:03:23] 大伙儿都得等着你 [00:03:26] 你哪那么多毛病啊 [00:03:27] 那可没办法呀 [00:03:29] 来劲儿哎 [00:03:31] 你们看看前面那个树林 [00:03:34] 你们就在树林口那儿等着我 [00:03:36] 我找个地方方便方便 [00:03:38] 嗯 [00:03:39] 不行勒 [00:03:41] 这个真够没意思 [00:03:43] 见着好吃的没秘密 [00:03:47] 所以才得了这么个结果 [00:03:49] 假名捂着肚子钻着庄基地 [00:03:53] 哎呀 [00:03:54] 这个肚子名茶那么疼啊 [00:03:57] 装D 野 [00:03:58] Y 头也没人 [00:04:00] 他开始大便 [00:04:04] 哎呀 [00:04:04] 他的大便时间还特长 [00:04:08] 不能有半个时辰 [00:04:10] 哎这才走了干净 [00:04:11] 哎哟我的妈啊 [00:04:15] 哎呀这才舒服一点 [00:04:16] 哎把裤腰带记好了 [00:04:20] 他从庄稼地出来了 [00:04:22] 来到树林这一看一个人都没了 [00:04:26] 嗯嗯 [00:04:29] 王师兄 [00:04:31] 王三哥砸自己脚龙 [00:04:36] 睡觉 [00:04:39] 喊了半天没人 [00:04:43] 把假名给气的 [00:04:45] 听说这帮人大概 [00:04:49] 糊弄我 [00:04:51] 他们先走了 [00:04:52] 把我自己抛在一边 [00:04:54] 对不住干巴的铺地笋毒啊 [00:04:57] 这小子将来建得多飞算账不可 [00:05:01] 你们不要我呀 [00:05:03] 我自己走 [00:05:05] 你们嫌我事儿多呀 [00:05:06] 我还嫌你们事儿多 [00:05:09] 假名嘟嘟囔囔的自己走 [00:05:13] 走着走着 [00:05:13] 他害怕 [00:05:15] 哎呀 [00:05:15] 坏了坏了 [00:05:18] 我这一个人上哪找我三大爷 [00:05:22] 这遇上仇人可怎么办 [00:05:25] 就凭我这两下子也招架不住 [00:05:28] 南七省遍地都是仇人 [00:05:32] 不行还得找他们 [00:05:35] 他觉得十分孤单 [00:05:37] 哪找去 [00:05:39] 找了两天 [00:05:41] 也没找着那哥几个 [00:05:44] 假名最后没办法 [00:05:45] 赌气自己走 [00:05:48] 这一天也不知道来到什么村镇 [00:05:51] 找个饭馆吃饭的假名 [00:05:54] 真没出息 [00:05:55] 这不是抖了干净了吗 [00:05:57] 又犯了馋劲儿 [00:05:59] 一咬牙一瞪眼 [00:06:01] 掉了四个菜 [00:06:03] 不要酒 [00:06:06] 火箭了你起了一个你吃点什么主食 [00:06:12] 嗯 [00:06:13] 有馅饼馅饼烙的还好来20个馅饼 [00:06:20] 哎 [00:06:21] 有包子吗 [00:06:23] 有哇 [00:06:23] 肉馅包子什么馅儿的牛肉大葱馅儿的来3 T 包子 [00:06:31] 呃 [00:06:32] 有面没肉卤面油啊 [00:06:36] 来三碗面啊 [00:06:39] 我们究竟几个人吃 [00:06:41] 我一个人吃火气点了 [00:06:44] 你说这一类股资有多大 [00:06:48] 反正给钱呗 [00:06:50] 按照假名所说摆的满满一桌子 [00:06:55] 贾明希说话 [00:06:57] 你们不要我更好 [00:06:59] 我想吃什么吃什么 [00:07:01] 想喝什么我喝什么 [00:07:05] 我低着头 [00:07:06] 他自己吃什么 [00:07:08] 还没 [00:07:08] 等吃饱呢 [00:07:10] 又进了个吃饭 [00:07:12] 这人一进屋东瞧西看 [00:07:16] 火箭赶紧上去 [00:07:18] A 老先生 [00:07:20] 您吃饭啊 [00:07:22] 我找块有风水的地方 [00:07:25] 您真能说笑话 [00:07:27] 那您自己找吧 [00:07:28] 嗯 [00:07:29] 就这张桌子一指 [00:07:31] 正好假名这张桌 [00:07:34] 其实别的桌都闲着呢 [00:07:37] J 组啦 [00:07:38] 与着坐在金头虎对面 [00:07:42] 雅明一边吃着翻眼睛一看 [00:07:46] 是个大个的老头 [00:07:48] 穿的不错 [00:07:50] 穿绸裹缎 [00:07:53] 这老头儿赤红、面化、白虎高颧骨大眼 [00:08:00] 你看他就是个有钱的主 [00:08:03] 手里拎着长条包 [00:08:05] 不知道里面包的什么往桌子边上一放 [00:08:11] 我就是问老先生 [00:08:12] 你吃点什么嗯 [00:08:16] 这俩菜吧 [00:08:18] 你们觉得什么拿手就做什么啊 [00:08:21] 呜指您吃什么主食 [00:08:25] 哎 [00:08:26] 等会再说 [00:08:27] 我先喝着了 [00:08:31] 就这么的一会儿 [00:08:33] 把菜端来这人世 [00:08:36] 自斟自远 [00:08:39] 女的酒还行 [00:08:41] 嗨 [00:08:42] 野孩得未 [00:08:44] 他自己捣鼓假 [00:08:46] 能摘眼镜 [00:08:47] 看看您说话 [00:08:48] 装什么大瓣蒜 [00:08:51] 你看我一个人要这些东西 [00:08:54] 这老头儿他要俩菜 [00:08:56] 哼 [00:08:57] 越有钱的人呢 [00:08:58] 越吝啬越舍不得 [00:09:01] 花钱是假名儿心里头想着 [00:09:06] 这老头儿三杯酒下了肚之后 [00:09:09] 眯缝着眼睛自言自语 [00:09:13] 哎 [00:09:14] 世界之大 [00:09:17] 无奇不有啊 [00:09:20] 这社会上的人呢 [00:09:22] 也是梁佑孤棋、黑白、丑俊什么模样的都有 [00:09:30] 就拿那种人来说 [00:09:33] 长得没三块豆腐高 [00:09:35] 其貌不扬 [00:09:37] 奇丑无比 [00:09:39] 你说这种人 [00:09:41] 他也活着 [00:09:43] 要换成我呀 [00:09:46] 找地儿 [00:09:46] 我自个就得死了 [00:09:48] 活着是人间的祸害 [00:09:52] 为什么这么说呢 [00:09:54] 让别人瞅着恶心 [00:09:56] 这不就是祸害骂 [00:09:58] 哎 [00:09:59] 恶心的我呀 [00:10:01] 饭菜都吃不下去 [00:10:03] 这叫什么 [00:10:04] 枫水镜一步踩到狗屎上 [00:10:10] Na [00:10:10] 娘亲说的说谁呢 [00:10:13] 看看周围也没谁啊 [00:10:15] 还说我呢 [00:10:17] 这假名这气儿就不打一处来 [00:10:20] 这一阵儿也吃个玻璃了 [00:10:22] 假名把筷子放下 [00:10:23] 哎哎 [00:10:25] 老头问你得瑟什么 [00:10:29] 老头把眼睛睁开了 [00:10:31] 嗯 [00:10:32] 年轻人 [00:10:33] 我得把什么你还管得着 [00:10:36] 嗯 [00:10:36] 当然管得着呢 [00:10:38] 你说谁难看 [00:10:40] 你说你瞅谁恶心 [00:10:45] 哎 [00:10:45] 我年轻人这不没事儿找事儿吗 [00:10:49] 嘴长在我脑袋上 [00:10:50] 我爱说什么说什么 [00:10:52] 别忘了这句话 [00:10:53] 背后还骂皇帝呢 [00:10:57] 我说难看好看 [00:10:58] 跟你有什么关系 [00:10:59] 我听你想说我 [00:11:02] 那你要这么说 [00:11:03] 我就是说你 [00:11:05] 你说你长得好看吗 [00:11:08] 挺好 [00:11:08] 给孩子长骚劲了 [00:11:10] 你说你在外头逛着不给别人带来痛苦吗 [00:11:15] 谁瞅你谁都恶心 [00:11:17] 你是不是人间的祸害 [00:11:19] 哎哟我老家伙哎 [00:11:22] 你可够准的 [00:11:24] 你那好坏这是天然的 [00:11:27] 谁改也改不了 [00:11:29] 你管得着吗 [00:11:31] 我也没请你看这么大饭馆儿你不做别的地方飞坐我对面儿 [00:11:38] 你这么诚心找别扭 [00:11:42] 老头儿也乐了 [00:11:43] 就诚心找别扭 [00:11:46] 你还能怎么地怎么地我 [00:11:50] 你还要打我吗 [00:11:51] 打你怎么着 [00:11:52] 哎哟 [00:11:53] 年轻点 [00:11:55] 头脑要冷 [00:11:58] 国家有大法 [00:12:01] 朝廷无力 [00:12:04] 70 不打 [00:12:05] 80 不骂 [00:12:07] 嗯 [00:12:08] 你看我这把年纪胡子都白了 [00:12:12] 你打我骂 [00:12:13] 你打我干啥 [00:12:16] 你家的老人大概年纪跟我也差不多吧 [00:12:20] 嗯 [00:12:23] 算了 [00:12:24] 算了 [00:12:24] 算了 [00:12:24] 算了 [00:12:25] 不过老头啊 [00:12:27] 你真找揍 [00:12:28] 你是遇上我了 [00:12:30] 要换个旁人呢 [00:12:32] 岂能饶你冲你这么一说 [00:12:36] 拉倒拉倒 [00:12:37] 你吃你的我吃我的啊 [00:12:40] 咱谁别瞅谁别扭 [00:12:44] 年轻人 [00:12:46] 刚才那片啊 [00:12:47] 先接过去 [00:12:48] 不打不相识 [00:12:50] 咱俩斗几句口啊 [00:12:52] 也算有缘 [00:12:54] 你说是不是要不这么大个地儿这么多吃饭的怎么咱俩凑一块儿了是不是 [00:13:02] 嗯 [00:13:02] 你叫什么名 [00:13:04] 我在这里就问不着我爱叫什么叫什么 [00:13:09] 你是干什么事儿哎 [00:13:12] 我说你怎么这么贫呢 [00:13:14] 有事儿没事儿 [00:13:15] 跟你有什么关系哈哈哈哈 [00:13:19] 年轻人 [00:13:21] 我猜他怎么样 [00:13:24] 我猜呀 [00:13:26] 你姓贾叫贾明 [00:13:29] 绰号金头大老虎 [00:13:32] 你自己长吹叫恨 [00:13:35] 天无霸恨地无环铁霸王天下第一对不对 [00:13:44] 下面打量打量的老头啊 [00:13:48] 怎么说得这么对 [00:13:51] 村民 [00:13:51] 你认得我不认识 [00:13:53] 不认识我猜的 [00:13:56] 我从你那脸上的麻子 [00:13:58] 我还看出来 [00:14:00] 你还有个兄弟叫贾亮 [00:14:02] 你练小矬靶子 [00:14:05] 叫肖骁大王假君子 [00:14:09] 另外 [00:14:09] 从你那一肚子坏水儿 [00:14:11] 我也看出来了 [00:14:13] 你要找人找圣手 [00:14:16] 昆仑侠胜英 [00:14:18] 另外呢 [00:14:20] 你们出来不是一个人 [00:14:22] 你们走的分散了 [00:14:24] 你还寻找黄三 [00:14:25] 太阳降五等人 [00:14:27] 对不对 [00:14:31] 雅明眼前一亮 [00:14:33] 看来这老头儿不是外人儿 [00:14:35] 他怎么什么都知 [00:14:38] 雅明这人一点也不傻 [00:14:41] 想着这假牛了啊 [00:14:44] 我老人家方才呀 [00:14:47] 我想心事越想越别扭 [00:14:51] 所以没说人话多 [00:14:53] 有冒犯老人家千万战斗 [00:14:57] A 晚辈我这赔礼 [00:15:00] 哎 [00:15:01] 老头一看还行行行行算了 [00:15:03] 算了 [00:15:03] 年轻人知错必改乃为俊杰冲你这么一说完了 [00:15:10] 我不怪你也就是了 [00:15:13] 不过老爷子您给到各半儿 [00:15:16] 您是哪位 [00:15:17] 您怎么知道的这么清楚 [00:15:20] 还望老人家直匾呢君 [00:15:23] 你告诉我我三大爷胜英现在在哪儿 [00:15:27] 我那些小哥们现在何处 [00:15:30] 哈哈哈哈 [00:15:34] 谢谢你可以 [00:15:37] 但是告诉你可得有条件 [00:15:39] A 说吧 [00:15:40] 什么条件 [00:15:42] 今儿个你得请客啊 [00:15:44] 请请客 [00:15:46] 没做的 [00:15:48] 这顿饭钱我给了好 [00:15:52] 就吃这玩意儿 [00:15:53] 就给了他几个钱儿 [00:15:55] 得重新白解析啊 [00:15:58] 得像个样子才行 [00:16:00] 然后我就告诉你 [00:16:02] 雅明着急啊 [00:16:04] 急着找到昆仑侠胜音 [00:16:06] 故此点着头了火呢 [00:16:09] 把这玩意都撤下去红摆酒席 [00:16:13] 我一看真有意思 [00:16:14] 都吃饱了还总买 [00:16:17] 反正饭馆还怕卖呢 [00:16:20] 什么贵上什么又搞了个多 [00:16:24] 在看这个老头稳稳当当 [00:16:26] 喝着酒 [00:16:27] 吃着菜 [00:16:28] 假名吃饱了就问他 [00:16:31] 老爷们这菜得背不不错 [00:16:35] 乳也挺好 [00:16:37] 你吃着顺口不还 [00:16:39] 还可以 [00:16:41] 那您要顺口儿您告诉我我三大爷在哪儿呢 [00:16:45] 你吃完了我就告诉你吃完了就跟你说你别着急啊 [00:16:51] 嗯 [00:16:51] 好好好 [00:16:52] 你快点吃 [00:16:55] 在看老头 [00:16:56] 吃饱了 [00:16:56] 喝足了 [00:16:57] 把嘴一擦 [00:16:58] 漱了漱口 [00:16:59] 拿着自己的东西 [00:17:01] 转身就走 [00:17:03] 伙计一看老家长 [00:17:06] 你这钱哦 [00:17:07] 有人请客 [00:17:09] 内麻子脸请客 [00:17:11] 我先走了 [00:17:13] 他走了 [00:17:15] 贾明医不了脑 [00:17:16] 涨回来 [00:17:17] 你还没说呢 [00:17:19] 贾明站起来就追 [00:17:21] 伙计把他拦住了a 等等 [00:17:25] 妹妹说您请客 [00:17:27] 吃了我们这么多东西 [00:17:29] 你不给钱哪能行啊 [00:17:32] 贾明就说这老头缺德的人可劲儿造 [00:17:37] 知道我小心眼 [00:17:38] 舍不得花钱 [00:17:39] 好不容易攒俩钱儿 [00:17:41] 白请客了啊 [00:17:43] 我 [00:17:43] 我这脑袋得有多大 [00:17:46] 伙计管他要钱 [00:17:47] 假名坏水冒上把脸往下一沉 [00:17:50] 哎 [00:17:51] 我讲呢 [00:17:52] 我干什么呢干什么呢 [00:17:55] 吃饭也得给钱放屁 [00:17:58] 刚才走那老头是杀人犯 [00:18:02] 国家追捕的逃犯身上背折18条人命案 [00:18:07] 知道我是南京按院衙门抓差办案的办差官 [00:18:14] 我正要补刀抓贼 [00:18:16] 你耽误大事儿 [00:18:18] 你不得起责任啊 [00:18:21] 是啊啊啊 [00:18:26] 假名唬了一顿 [00:18:27] 迈大步一个饭馆去追那老头儿 [00:18:33] 伙计 [00:18:33] 这这才回过味来啊 [00:18:37] 说他们都走了 [00:18:38] 我包赔得起吗 [00:18:39] 哎哟 [00:18:40] 把这小子可缺德扣了 [00:18:43] 白吃一顿 [00:18:44] 他们走了 [00:18:46] 雅宁心里最高兴又气那老头儿的路飞把你追上不可 [00:18:53] 等到普在外头 [00:18:55] 他老婆没走了 [00:18:58] 呵呵 [00:18:58] 在道边儿上等着它 [00:19:01] 俩能三步两步撵上来玩吧 [00:19:04] 老头儿 [00:19:05] 你缺那套了 [00:19:06] 你 [00:19:07] 你不是说吃饱了喝足了你 [00:19:09] 你全告诉我 [00:19:11] 当然啦 [00:19:12] 我这人有个毛病 [00:19:15] 吃饱了喝足了 [00:19:16] 到郊外透透空气 [00:19:19] 扣完了空气 [00:19:20] 我一高兴什么都跟你说 [00:19:23] 那你说吧 [00:19:25] 嗯 [00:19:26] 刚才吃饭的钱你给了吗 [00:19:29] 给了那能不给吗 [00:19:32] 咱是什么人呢 [00:19:33] 吃多少钱给什么 [00:19:35] 钱一点儿不带错的 [00:19:37] 另外 [00:19:37] 还给了他五两银子D 小费真的还真呢 [00:19:44] 要真的就好 [00:19:45] 年轻人别说谎话 [00:19:47] 要说谎话 [00:19:49] 吃人家东西不给钱de Yue GE [00:19:53] 你懂得什么叫约格玛噎死 [00:19:56] 吃人家东西不给钱 [00:19:58] 占了人家便宜 [00:19:59] 口舌生疮烂死 [00:20:04] 贾明星 [00:20:05] 这老头缺德透了啊 [00:20:07] 您说吧 [00:20:08] 到底么咱大爷在哪 [00:20:12] 我也不知道啊啊 [00:20:15] 你骗我 [00:20:16] 你he 姜是老的辣 [00:20:19] 你老家火真不是东西 [00:20:22] 嗯 [00:20:22] 你找锤 [00:20:25] 贾娘翻脸 [00:20:28] 伸手要打人家 [00:20:29] 接着往旁边一闪助手 [00:20:33] 佳明