[00:00:00] Your Missus Is A Nutter - Goldie Lookin Chain [00:00:03] Serious man your f**kin' missus is nuts [00:00:06] My missus is nuts an' all [00:00:08] She rings me at least forty times a day [00:00:10] Serious [00:00:12] I seen you last night you were drinkin' in the pub [00:00:14] You were drinkin' with that bird you tried to chat up in the nightclub [00:00:18] Can't say her name but she's got a gammy eye [00:00:20] And I feel an air of violence when I have to walk on by [00:00:24] You can't deny it it's something you can't miss [00:00:26] That bird who's hangin' out with you is mad like cat piss [00:00:29] Like bread and jam or a knife going with butter [00:00:32] Face it son your missus is a nutter [00:00:36] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:00:39] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:00:42] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:00:45] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter [00:00:48] I've never seen a woman make a f*ckin' skinhead cry [00:00:50] And I never seen a woman try to snap an arm with her thigh [00:00:54] Now I have and it's just across the pub [00:00:56] And the worst thing is she's takin' you home for a rub [00:00:59] You don't deserve it you know it's a fact [00:01:02] But mix her up with booze you got a suicide pact [00:01:05] 2 tequilas and 4 vodka mules [00:01:09] She's a wrecking ball and her fists are her tools [00:01:12] Binge drinking binge drinking [00:01:15] Tried keeping up with your missus what was I thinking [00:01:18] She looks like Caprice [00:01:19] But it's a shock to see her wrestling 2 police [00:01:22] With one in a headlock [00:01:24] Fighting with bouncers and flashing her bits [00:01:26] After 2 flamin' sambucas she dont care who she hits [00:01:29] Waking up on Sunday morning with bruises and cuts [00:01:32] Face it son your missus is nuts [00:01:36] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:01:39] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:01:42] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:01:45] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter [00:01:48] Your missus was looking at my missus [00:01:51] So my missus spat at your missus [00:01:54] Your missus was looking at my missus [00:01:57] So my missus spat at your missus [00:02:00] It was last week what really got me thinking [00:02:03] About how your missus goes nuts when we go drinking [00:02:06] Last week she ended up on a binge [00:02:08] She got of her tits and showed the bouncers her minge [00:02:11] And it's the threat of grievous bodily harm [00:02:15] She needs to keep calm and use her charm [00:02:17] I used to think it was funny it made me laugh [00:02:21] When she threw the ashtray's at the bar staff [00:02:23] Stabbed a man with a cone just to get a drink [00:02:26] There's no logic just have a drink fight drink fight drink [00:02:30] She grabs your throat and stares into your eyes [00:02:32] Have you ever seen a woman kill a man with her thighs [00:02:35] Oh son your missus is trouble [00:02:39] Everytime you have a drink she has a double [00:02:42] Is she on pukkas [00:02:43] I think she's tripping [00:02:45] Stop lookin' at me love this is water what I'm sippin' [00:02:47] I seen her get on a mountain bike and she drove it to Chipland [00:02:52] And did 'em all in Wicked [00:02:54] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:02:57] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:03:00] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:03:03] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter [00:03:06] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:03:09] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:03:12] Oh son your missus is a nutter [00:03:15] Leave her alone Your missus is a nutter [00:03:18] (Pussy Whipped)Oh son (Pussy Whipped)your missus is a nutter [00:03:21] (Pussy Whipped)Oh son (Pussy Whipped)your missus is a nutter [00:03:24] (Pussy Whipped)Oh son [00:03:25] (Pussy whipped Pussy Whipped Pussy Whipped) [00:03:30] She's nuts man she's off her 'ead Innit