[00:00:00] What the hell are musicals?
[00:00:01] It appears to be a play where the dialog stops and the plot is conveyed through song
[00:00:07] Through song?
[00:00:08] Yes
[00:00:09] Wait, wait, wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then out of nowhere he just starts singing?
[00:00:15] Yes
[00:00:16] Well that is the—
[00:00:18] Stupidest thing that I have ever heard
[00:00:21] You're doing a play, got something to say
[00:00:24] So you sing it? It's absurd
[00:00:26] Who on Earth is going to sit there
[00:00:29] While an actor breaks into song?
[00:00:33] What possible thought could the audience think
[00:00:37] Other than "this is horribly wrong?"
[00:00:42] Remarkably, they won't think that
[00:00:45] (Seriously? Why not?)
[00:00:47] Because—
[00:00:48] It's... a... musical
[00:00:52] A musical
[00:00:54] And nothing's as amazing as a
[00:00:56] Musical
[00:00:58] With song and dance
[00:01:00] And sweet romance
[00:01:02] And happy endings happening
[00:01:04] By happenstance
[00:01:06] Bright lights, stage fights
[00:01:08] And a dazzling chorus
[00:01:09] You wanna be great, then you gotta create
[00:01:11] A musical
[00:01:13] I don't know, I find it hard to believe people would actually pay to see something like this
[00:01:17] Let's just say it's a Saturday night
[00:01:19] And you wanna go out on the town
[00:01:21] Got a lady to flatter who might
[00:01:23] Give it up if you don't let her down
[00:01:25] You could go see a tragedy
[00:01:26] But that wouldn't be very fun
[00:01:28] Or a play from Greek mythology
[00:01:30] See a mother have sex with her son
[00:01:32] You could go see a drama
[00:01:35] With all of that trauma and pain
[00:01:39] Or go see something more relaxing
[00:01:43] And less taxing on the brain
[00:01:49] Go... see... a... musical
[00:01:54] A musical
[00:01:56] A poppy piece releasing all your
[00:01:58] Blues-icals
[00:02:00] Where crooners croon (Ahh)
[00:02:02] A catchy tune
[00:02:04] And limber-legged ladies thrill you
[00:02:06] Till you swoon
[00:02:07] Ooh's, ahh's, big applause
[00:02:09] And a standing ovation
[00:02:11] The future is bright if you could just write
[00:02:13] A musical
[00:02:15] Some make you happy
[00:02:17] Some make you sad
[00:02:19] Some are quite big
[00:02:20] Some quite small
[00:02:22] Some are too long
[00:02:24] Some are just plays with song (Ahh)
[00:02:26] Some musicals have
[00:02:28] No talking at all
[00:02:31] (No talking at all?)
[00:02:32] That's right, there's no talking
[00:02:37] All of the dialog is sung in a very dramatic fashion
[00:02:44] (Um, really?)
[00:02:45] Yes, really
[00:02:47] (There's no talk—)
[00:02:48] There's no talking
[00:02:51] And they often stay on one note for a very long time
[00:02:54] So that when they change to a different note,...you notice
[00:03:01] And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect
[00:03:03] But mostly you just sit there asking yourself, "why aren't they talking?"
[00:03:10] (Sounds miserable)
[00:03:12] I believe it's pronounced "misérables"
[00:03:19] (And people actually like this?)
[00:03:21] No! They love it! And what's not to love?
[00:03:24] It's such a delight, there's nothing quite like
[00:03:26] A musical
[00:03:28] Ooh! Another vision! I haven't even told you the best part yet!
[00:03:32] Feel that fascinating rhythm
[00:03:35] Move into your feet
[00:03:37] (Uh, what is that?)
[00:03:40] Feel your a** gyrating
[00:03:42] To that titillating beat
[00:03:44] (Ooh, are you OK?)
[00:03:47] You slap your lap
[00:03:49] Then finger-snap
[00:03:51] That's when you know it's time to tap
[00:03:56] (What the hell are you doing now?)
[00:03:58] It's called a dance break
[00:03:59] Apparently this happens in musicals as well
[00:04:02] People on stage just burst into spontaneous dance
[00:04:06] (Why? Does it advance the plot?)
[00:04:07] No
[00:04:08] (Advance character?)
[00:04:09] Not necessarily
[00:04:10] (Then why do it?)
[00:04:12] Because it's entertaining
[00:04:14] 5-6-7-8!
[00:04:17] Dance Break
[00:04:49] Another vision!
[00:04:51] It's a musical What do you talk? What do you talk?
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