[00:00:00] Quahog Holiday (《恶搞之家》动画片插曲) - Various Artists (欧美群星)
[00:00:01] There's a little town that's sweet and cozy
[00:00:06] If you need a place to get away
[00:00:13] Every street is clean and every face is rosy
[00:00:20] And every teenage girl goes all the way
[00:00:26] And just as spring is springy autumn's autumn
[00:00:33] And everybody laughs when I say sodomy
[00:00:44] Sodomy is a funny word
[00:00:45] And they say family guy is smart comedy
[00:00:48] Hehehehehehehe yeah right frickin' douche bags what the hell do they know
[00:00:53] Come and take a holiday in quahog
[00:00:57] Come and take a quahog holiday
[00:01:02] They make corndogs at the grocery store
[00:01:06] And last week we shipped out all the poor
[00:01:11] I get wasted every single evening
[00:01:15] D u i means drink up if you please
[00:01:19] They serve booze at Sunday mass after you pray
[00:01:23] It's a gas I dare say
[00:01:25] Hop a jet plane straightaway
[00:01:28] And take a quahog holiday
[00:01:31] Peter they don't serve booze at Sunday mass that's communion wine
[00:01:34] Well
[00:01:34] Whatever it is that jackass reverend wouldn't refill my mug last week
[00:01:38] I said to him listen buddy if I'm
[00:01:39] Not wasted by the time we get to the last hymn
[00:01:41] It's gonna be a personal slight to Jesus
[00:01:43] What happened
[00:01:44] They escorted me out
[00:01:47] You know folks quahog really is a wonderful town
[00:01:49] There's so much to do
[00:01:51] You can have a picnic on the village green
[00:01:53] Spend a day at the beach
[00:01:54] Go to the mall
[00:01:55] Or just hang around and shoot the shit
[00:01:57] Or if you're dyslexic tosh the tosh
[00:02:00] Oh that's wonderful Brian make fun of learning disabilities you know sometimes
[00:02:04] I have no idea who the deuce
[00:02:06] You are
[00:02:08] Hey it's Cleveland and quagmire
[00:02:11] Hey can we jump in for a verse
[00:02:13] Yeah knock yourselves out fell as
[00:02:14] Heh heh heh all right
[00:02:18] Come and take a holiday in quahog
[00:02:21] And we mean every single day
[00:02:23] Come and take a quahog holiday
[00:02:25] Oh yes a happy holiday
[00:02:27] We drink just like fish when we go out
[00:02:31] Even though it gives me nasty gout
[00:02:36] It's a town a single guy can thrive in
[00:02:40] Till his pubic hair is old and grey
[00:02:44] Gig gig giggity gig gig giggity gay giggity giggity gig gig giggity gig gay
[00:02:50] It's a party every day
[00:02:53] So take a quahog holiday
[00:02:56] Hey look everybody it's mayor Adam west
[00:03:00] Hello everyone I was in the neighborhood and I heard singing any time I hear singing
[00:03:06] I have to join in
[00:03:08] Come and take a holiday in quahog
[00:03:13] Come and take a quahog holiday
[00:03:17] Sure the local crooks may never rest
[00:03:21] But they don't dare screw with Adam west
[00:03:26] Every day you're cleaning up our city
[00:03:30] Everything from crime to tooth decay
[00:03:34] I'll teach any thug that crime won't ever pay
[00:03:39] Then I'll lock them away and I call it a day
[00:03:43] And take a quahog holiday
[00:03:46] When I grow up I want to be just like you mr west
[00:03:50] Well thank you son however
[00:03:51] I should warn you that if you succeed in becoming exactly like me all the way down
[00:03:56] To the molecular level it could upset the material constant of the universe
[00:04:00] In which case I'd have to destroy you to ensure
[00:04:02] The physical integrity of the fabric of space and time
[00:04:05] I think my brain just peed itself
[00:04:09] All right what do you say we wrap this thing up folks
[00:04:12] Come and take a holiday in quahog
[00:04:16] Come and take a quahog holiday
[00:04:21] We think evolution's right as rain
[00:04:24] Yes not like southern folks who've gone insane
[00:04:29] We've got every color and religion
[00:04:33] No one beats you silly if you're gay
[00:04:38] If you feel your crazy life slippin' away
[00:04:42] Pack your bags and don't delay
[00:04:44] And come join us here today
[00:04:47] And take a quahog holiday
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