[00:00:00] Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (奶奶被驯鹿撞倒) - Elmo & Patsy [00:00:05] // [00:00:05] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:00:09] 祖母被驯鹿撞死了 [00:00:09] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:00:13] 在圣诞前夜从我家回去的路上 [00:00:13] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:00:18] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:00:18] But as for me and Grandpa we believe [00:00:23] 但我和祖父却深信不疑 [00:00:23] She'd been drinking too much eggnog [00:00:27] 她喝了太多的蛋奶酒 [00:00:27] And we begged her not to go [00:00:31] 我们劝她不要回家 [00:00:31] But she forgot her medication [00:00:35] 但她忘了吃药必须回家 [00:00:35] And she staggered out the door into the snow [00:00:40] 于是她跌跌撞撞 冒雪回家 [00:00:40] When we found her Christmas morning [00:00:45] 圣诞节一大早我们在 [00:00:45] At the scene of the attack [00:00:49] 袭击现场发现她的遗体 [00:00:49] She had hoof prints on her forehead and [00:00:53] 她的额头上留有驯鹿的蹄印 [00:00:53] Incriminating Claus marks on her back [00:00:57] 背上还有圣诞老人的罪证 [00:00:57] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:01:02] 祖母被驯鹿撞死了 [00:01:02] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:01:06] 在圣诞前夜从我家回去的路上 [00:01:06] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:01:10] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:01:10] But as for me and Grandpa we believe [00:01:15] 但我和祖父却深信不疑 [00:01:15] Now we're all so proud of Grandpa [00:01:20] 现在我们都为祖父感到骄傲 [00:01:20] He's been taking this so well [00:01:24] 面对如此噩耗还能这么淡定 [00:01:24] See him in there watching football [00:01:28] 他在那里看橄榄球赛 [00:01:28] Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel [00:01:33] 还和表妹梅尔喝酒玩牌 [00:01:33] It's not Christmas without Grandma [00:01:37] 没有祖母就没有圣诞 [00:01:37] All the family's dressed in black [00:01:42] 全家都穿着黑色衣服 [00:01:42] And we just can't help but wonder [00:01:45] 我们都不禁在想 [00:01:45] Should we open up her gifts or send them back [00:01:48] 祖母的礼物应该打开还是送回去 [00:01:48] SEND THEM BACK [00:01:50] 送回去 [00:01:50] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:01:54] 祖母被驯鹿撞死了 [00:01:54] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:01:59] 在圣诞前夜从我家回去的路上 [00:01:59] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:02:03] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:02:03] But as for me and Grandpa we believe [00:02:08] 但我和祖父却深信不疑 [00:02:08] Now the goose is on the table [00:02:13] 现在鹅肉已摆上餐桌 [00:02:13] And the pudding made of fig Ahhh [00:02:17] 还有无花果做成的布丁 [00:02:17] And the blue and silver candles [00:02:21] 那些蓝色和银色的蜡烛 [00:02:21] That would just have matched [00:02:22] 本来可以和祖母的假发 [00:02:22] The hair in Grandma's wig [00:02:26] 交相辉映 [00:02:26] I've warned all my friends and neighbors [00:02:30] 我已警告所有朋友和邻居 [00:02:30] Better watch out for yourselves [00:02:35] 出门一定要小心点 [00:02:35] They should never give a license [00:02:38] 他们原本就不该给那个驾着雪橇 [00:02:38] To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves [00:02:43] 和小精灵玩耍的老头发驾照 [00:02:43] Grandma got run over by a reindeer [00:02:47] 祖母被驯鹿撞死了 [00:02:47] Walking home from our house Christmas Eve [00:02:52] 在圣诞前夜从我家回去的路上 [00:02:52] You can say there's no such thing as Santa [00:02:56] 你可以不信世上有圣诞老人 [00:02:56] But as for me and Grandpa we believe [00:03:00] 但我和祖父却深信不疑 [00:03:00] Sing it Grandpa [00:03:01] 高声歌唱吧 祖父 [00:03:01] Grandma got run over by a reindeer