A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇) // Uh huh extra cheese 多余的奶酪 Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me 请留给我一块 Pizza party at your house 听说你家要开披萨派对 I went just to check it out 于是我就去看了看 19 extra larges 十九块超大批萨 What a shame no one came 真是尴尬 没人参加 Just us eating all alone 只有我俩孤独地吃着 You said take the pizza home 你说 把披萨带回家吧 No sense lettin' all this go to waste 总不能让它们浪费吧 So then I faced 接着我开始 Pizza all day and everyday 整天吃披萨 There's cheese round the clock 没完没了的奶酪 It's getting me blocked 让我消化不良 And I sure don't care for irregularity 我当然不介意 无规律的饮食 Tell me 告诉我 Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated 你为什么一定要让我难受成这副德行呢 'Cause right now 此刻 I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated 我千方百计清空我的肠子 In the bathroom 在浴室里 I sit and I wait and I strain and 我坐下 等待 用力 I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain 然后我汗如雨下 紧咬牙关 痛不欲生 Oh should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated 我是该吃泻药 还是灌肠 No no no 不 不 不 I was feeling pretty down 我感觉糟透了 Till my girlfriend came around 直到我的女朋友赶过来陪我 We're just so alike in every way I gotta say 我得说 我们的做事方法不管哪里都很像 In fact I just thought I might 事实上 我正在考虑 Pop the question there that night 在那天晚上向她求婚 I was kissing her so tenderly 我还温柔地吻了她 But we is me 悲哀啊 Who would uh guessed her family crest 谁会想到 翻她族谱时 I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh 我突然发现 她大腿上的胎记 And son of a gun it's just like the one on me 我的老天啊 居然和我的那个一样 Tell me 告诉我 How was I supposed to know we were both related 我怎么会知道我们居然是亲戚 Believe me if I knew she was my cousin 相信我 如果我知道她是我的表姐 We never would of dated 我们永远也不可能约会 What to do now 现在怎么办 Should I go ahead and propose 我该不该向她求婚 And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes 然后结婚 生出一个有十一个脚趾的孩子 And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated 然后搬到能够容忍这种事的阿拉巴马州 No no no 不 不 不 No no no no no no no no no no no no 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 No no no no 不 不 不 不 I had so much on my mind 我脑袋里想的东西实在太多了 I thought maybe I'd unwind 我想我应该放松一下了 Try out that new roller coaster ride 我要试试那个新的过山车 And the guide 导游告诉我 Said not to stand but that's a demand 不要站着 但这种体验 That I couldn't meet I got on my feet 根本满足不了我 我动了动我的脚 And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see 然后站了起来 结果撞掉了我的头 你瞧 Tell me 告诉我 Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated 为什么我一定要自找苦吃呢 This really is a major inconvenience 这真是个巨大的麻烦 Oh man I really hate it 我真的讨厌极了 It's such a drag now 简直就是拖累 Can't eat I can't breathe 现在我不能进食 不能呼吸 I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore 不能打呼噜 不能打嗝 也不能唱约德尔山歌 Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated 甚至看体育画刊的时候也不能吐口水或者嗤之以鼻了 Oh no 为什么我一定要让自己体无完肤呢 Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated // Yeah yeah 我不得不说 不能思考的生活让我十分恼怒 I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated 多么难过 What a bummer 我不能眨眼 不能咳嗽 I can't blink I can't cough 不能打喷嚏 I can't sneeze 404

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