[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 双鞭大将胡彦硕打了胜仗 [00:00:05] 关胜非常高兴心说 [00:00:09] 这回我多了个左膀右臂 [00:00:12] 我还有什么可怕的 [00:00:15] 回到扬中之后 [00:00:16] 牌九祝贺在席间把丑郡马宣赞 [00:00:23] 郝思文也请来了 [00:00:26] 当面一介绍 [00:00:27] 两个人也自然高兴 [00:00:29] 频频向胡延硕敬酒 [00:00:33] 但是关胜啊也发愁啊 [00:00:37] 在暂时是打了几个胜仗 [00:00:39] 那么往后怎么办呢 [00:00:42] 什么时候能平灭水泊梁山十天地期限眨眼就到了 [00:00:49] 到了时候评不了梁山老太师能饶得了我吗 [00:00:55] 想到这儿 [00:00:56] 她又堵心 [00:00:58] 果然 [00:00:59] 他猜中了没出三天 [00:01:03] 京城的特使又到了 [00:01:06] 这回啊 [00:01:07] 不客气 [00:01:08] 指着关圣帝鼻子 [00:01:10] 尖儿告诉他 [00:01:12] 如果到了日期不能平 [00:01:15] 梁山老太师壁派人把你捉拿归案进京问罪 [00:01:22] 你听清楚了 [00:01:24] 是是 [00:01:24] 是 [00:01:26] 关胜发了 [00:01:27] 愁了 [00:01:29] 长吁短叹 [00:01:31] 胡延硕就说 [00:01:33] 将军啊 [00:01:34] 您别发愁 [00:01:37] 车到山前必有路 [00:01:39] 船到桥头自然直 [00:01:44] 恐怕没那个希望有 [00:01:47] A [00:01:48] 我出个主意 [00:01:49] 不知您采纳否哦 [00:01:51] 快说什么主意 [00:01:55] 说实在的 [00:01:56] 宋江、宋公明这个人不错呀 [00:02:02] 我不怎么恨他 [00:02:04] 因为什么说呢 [00:02:05] 宋江是被迫到梁山 [00:02:08] 落草为寇发自内心 [00:02:12] 他想等着招安朝廷 [00:02:15] 真要射他无罪 [00:02:17] 他就率领梁山人马归顺朝廷 [00:02:21] 而后为国家建功立业 [00:02:25] 你看 [00:02:25] 我自从到了梁山之后 [00:02:28] 宋江都跟我说过 [00:02:31] 嗯 [00:02:31] 关胜点点头 [00:02:33] 这也在情理之中 [00:02:37] 那他为什么不归顺朝廷话又说回来了 [00:02:42] 朝廷没有招安呢 [00:02:45] 因此他不能下决心 [00:02:48] 另外据我所知 [00:02:50] 宋江虽然有这个心 [00:02:52] 以吴用等人为首 [00:02:55] 坚决反对这 [00:02:58] 这梁山跟咱们不一样啊 [00:03:00] 咱们就是兵随将令草随风 [00:03:04] 梁山有什么事儿 [00:03:05] 大家公议公决 [00:03:08] 宋江有这意思 [00:03:10] 跟大家一商量 [00:03:11] 遭致众人的反对啊 [00:03:14] 所以宋江也不敢那么做 [00:03:18] 这是我完全理解的 [00:03:21] 将军 [00:03:22] 我给你出个主意 [00:03:23] 据我所知 [00:03:24] 宋江在太平山的中军宝帐那个位置 [00:03:28] 我清楚 [00:03:29] 如果咱要冒险一行到那儿把宋江给逮住 [00:03:36] 他肯定投降 [00:03:38] 宋江一投降 [00:03:39] 振臂一呼 [00:03:41] 水泊梁山大部分人还得投靠宋江 [00:03:44] 因为他人缘好 [00:03:46] 号召力大要那样 [00:03:48] 我们就等于拿下凉山一大半儿 [00:03:52] 剩下碌碌之辈就好对付了 [00:03:55] 如果朝廷追问 [00:03:57] 咱也有交代 [00:03:59] 您说怎么样 [00:04:03] 温胜点了点头 [00:04:05] 好主意 [00:04:07] 但是得冒点儿险呢 [00:04:09] 对啊 [00:04:09] 就得冒险 [00:04:11] 将军 [00:04:12] 那您看着办吧 [00:04:14] 关圣帝琢磨真不冒点儿 [00:04:18] 风险也不好办 [00:04:20] 朝廷逼得太急了 [00:04:24] 嗯 [00:04:25] 大丈夫当断不断 [00:04:28] 必留祸患呢 [00:04:30] 也许胡彦硕说的在理 [00:04:34] 那就试试看 [00:04:36] 当时他排版了呼延将军 [00:04:40] 那你就受累了 [00:04:42] 你在前边引路 [00:04:44] 我跟着你前去偷营劫寨 [00:04:47] 捉拿宋江好 [00:04:50] 我全力以赴 [00:04:53] 就在第二天的晚上 [00:04:55] 他们点兵3000胡延硕在前头引路 [00:05:00] 关圣都着队在后头跟着 [00:05:03] 偷偷摸摸越过前敌潜入太平山 [00:05:09] 穿的都是密林呢 [00:05:11] 走一山岗又一山坡 [00:05:13] 穿衣到林子又一道林子 [00:05:16] 按现在钟表来说都到了半夜12点左右了 [00:05:22] 官商着急啊 [00:05:25] 估摸着走出来能有好几十里地了 [00:05:28] 怎么还没到 [00:05:30] 赶紧把马一匹赶上呼延硕 [00:05:34] 呼延将军 [00:05:35] 还有多远快乐您看 [00:05:39] 远处长红灯内地方就是宋江的大寨 [00:05:45] 他办公就在这地方 [00:05:47] 哦哦 [00:05:48] 如此说来最好快点儿前面引入是你跟着我 [00:05:54] 胡延硕舞动双边 [00:05:56] 领着人先下去了 [00:05:59] 关胜都着队在后头 [00:06:00] 紧跟着左拐右拐 [00:06:02] 左拐右拐 [00:06:04] 到了红灯切近 [00:06:06] 妹妹说 [00:06:07] 什么叫红灯啊 [00:06:08] 就是一串蜈蚣灯 [00:06:11] 元门外头有个大杆子挂着 [00:06:13] 一块儿登 [00:06:14] 离多远都看得清清楚楚 [00:06:17] 看这气势是宋江的忠君保障 [00:06:21] 等到近前一看 [00:06:23] 奇怪的是 [00:06:25] 辕门外空空的 [00:06:26] 连个把门儿的都没有 [00:06:29] 等冲进大寨一看 [00:06:31] 空无一人 [00:06:33] 一坐一坐都是空帐篷 [00:06:35] 点着灯连个人影儿接巫 [00:06:39] 关胜倒吸了一口冷气 [00:06:42] 呃 [00:06:43] 莫非上当啦 [00:06:46] 呼延将军 [00:06:47] 呼延将军 [00:06:50] 众人一找 [00:06:51] 胡言硕士踪迹不见 [00:06:55] 找不着了啊 [00:06:58] 坏了 [00:07:00] 关胜到现在才明白我中了计了 [00:07:04] 哎呀 [00:07:04] 这胡言说呀 [00:07:06] 我拿你当证人帝君子闹了半天 [00:07:09] 你把我给调理了 [00:07:11] 撤 [00:07:13] 哪那么容易撤 [00:07:16] 大军刚一掉头就听见正东、正西、正南、正北东南、东北、西南、西北四面八方 [00:07:24] 这炮号震天 [00:07:26] 咚咚咚咚咚咚咚地咚咚咚咚咚咚 [00:07:33] 伏兵四起 [00:07:36] 满山遍野灯秋火把是照如白昼一般 [00:07:42] 哎哟坏了 [00:07:43] 关上一看 [00:07:45] 四面受敌把归路都给掐断了 [00:07:49] 就见灯影里一员大将之催马晃动 [00:07:53] 狼牙棒哇哇暴叫 [00:07:57] 嗯嗯嗯 [00:07:59] 观赏你掉进罗网之中 [00:08:04] 跑不了了 [00:08:06] 可认识本降为谁 [00:08:09] 哼 [00:08:10] 你不是秦明骂你叫胡延硕打得抱鞍吐血 [00:08:19] 那是演地戏 [00:08:22] 胡延硕跟我是自家人能打我吗 [00:08:26] 哎 [00:08:26] 他那一笔画 [00:08:28] 我哇就吐了一口 [00:08:29] 那是红颜色 [00:08:31] 你上当了 [00:08:32] 哎哟 [00:08:34] 我瞪眼儿上当了 [00:08:36] 到了现在 [00:08:37] 关胜也豁出去了 [00:08:39] 拍马舞刀来战 [00:08:41] 秦明十个回合没到斜刺里豹子头林冲催马摇枪也赶来助战 [00:08:51] 紧跟着其他战将也纷纷催马团团把他围住 [00:08:58] 关胜左冲右杀 [00:09:01] 难以摆脱呀 [00:09:03] 双拳难敌四手 [00:09:05] 好汉架不住人多 [00:09:07] 好不容易当开西北一个缺口 [00:09:10] 催马进了树林 [00:09:13] 哪知道人家鼻子往这跑 [00:09:16] 树林里头有埋伏 [00:09:18] 绊马索挠钩套索天罗地网都给他准备好了 [00:09:24] 他这马刚一进树林 [00:09:26] 马失前蹄枯叉着劲炫坑掉下去啦 [00:09:32] 逮住了就别动了 [00:09:35] 几十把挠钩探到坑里 [00:09:38] 噼里啪啪啪把关 [00:09:40] 圣帝甲胄盼假头腰带的裤腿儿给打住了 [00:09:45] 往上一待 [00:09:48] 待到坑边儿上 [00:09:49] 然后有人过来拿绳结结实实给捆上逮住了逮住了 [00:09:56] 马刀都归了人均 [00:10:00] 到了现在 [00:10:01] 关胜闭眼 [00:10:02] 摇头长吁短叹 [00:10:05] 时也运也 [00:10:08] 命也 [00:10:10] 怪我倒霉滩 [00:10:13] 工地心切 [00:10:14] 谁让我贪吃呢 [00:10:16] 才有今日睇结果 [00:10:19] 报应报应啊 [00:10:23] 让人家把他押走 [00:10:25] 单说丑郡马宣赞 [00:10:29] 听见太平山方向鼓声大震 [00:10:32] 天崩地裂一般 [00:10:35] 让探路的人打听打听怎么回事儿 [00:10:38] 小肖回报将军可了不得了 [00:10:42] 胡延硕领着关将军去劫营去 [00:10:45] 结果上当受骗了 [00:10:47] 现在被人家包围 [00:10:50] 当时还不知道关胜被抓了 [00:10:52] 俘虏了 [00:10:53] 宣赞是个热心肠的人 [00:10:56] 一听大哥要出事儿 [00:10:57] 这还了得嘛 [00:10:59] 点七军兵前来救援 [00:11:02] 哪知道这儿也钻进了口袋 [00:11:05] 叫四面八方的军兵把他给围住宣战 [00:11:10] 豁出去了 [00:11:11] 玩儿了命的往里闯 [00:11:13] 结果也掉进陷坑被生擒活拿 [00:11:18] 与此同时 [00:11:20] 郝思文也被人家给抓住 [00:11:23] 这三员大将前后落网 [00:11:27] 小李广花荣按照军事交待的这伏兵就在太平山下里边儿 [00:11:35] 一打得少了花容 [00:11:37] 领兵就冲进关 [00:11:39] 圣帝大战高声喝喊 [00:11:42] 降者免死放下刀枪 [00:11:49] 冲进去了 [00:11:51] 人无头不走 [00:11:53] 鸟无头不飞啊 [00:11:55] 大伙儿一看 [00:11:56] 主将不在没有主心骨了 [00:11:59] 有的批了刀枪跪地投降 [00:12:02] 有的四散奔逃 [00:12:04] 华容得了守 [00:12:06] 占据了营盘 [00:12:07] 首先得解救自己的人 [00:12:10] 把阮小七而张恒以及被抓的弟兄全给救出来了 [00:12:16] 哎 [00:12:17] 这些人毛发无损 [00:12:19] 吃的还挺胖乎 [00:12:22] 相见之下非常高兴 [00:12:25] 马上收兵 [00:12:26] 车队 [00:12:28] 咱这么说吧 [00:12:29] 宋江和吴用并了个计策 [00:12:32] 叫胡彦硕 [00:12:33] 诈降才取得今日睇结果 [00:12:38] 天也亮了 [00:12:39] 宋江一声令下 [00:12:41] 鞭敲金镫响齐奏 [00:12:44] 凯歌旋领着得胜之军 [00:12:48] 回归到忠义堂众将 [00:12:52] 纷纷交令得了多少锣鼓 [00:12:55] 账房得了多少枪刀器皿 [00:12:57] 得了多少粮草得了多少码匹 [00:13:00] 另外把我们被困弟兄也都就回来了 [00:13:04] 好 [00:13:05] 太好了 [00:13:06] 好好好好来呀 [00:13:09] 给各位弟兄一记下功劳 [00:13:13] 早晨七点左右 [00:13:16] 宋江神采奕奕 [00:13:18] 升座忠义堂吩咐一声 [00:13:22] 把关胜等人带上带上来带上来 [00:13:28] 你看往日的关胜 [00:13:30] 那是关老爷显圣一样 [00:13:32] 何等的威风 [00:13:34] 凤翅金盔二龙斗宝大红马掌中 [00:13:38] 青龙堰月刀威风凛凛 [00:13:41] 现在可好像落汤鸡相似的发劲劈散到姐这儿 [00:13:49] 被被人家推着到了中级塘上 [00:13:53] 柜下柜上 [00:13:56] 边儿是我们宋头领跪下 [00:13:59] 再往后看 [00:14:00] 把郝思、文丑郡、马宣寨也带上来 [00:14:06] 三将是低头不语啊 [00:14:09] 宋江看了一看 [00:14:11] 赶紧站起身来 [00:14:13] 来到关胜 [00:14:14] 金钱斥退军兵 [00:14:18] 亲自把绑绳给解开 [00:14:21] 然后冲着关胜一一而败 [00:14:25] 将军受惊了 [00:14:28] 小可逼不得已采取下策 [00:14:33] 将军呐 [00:14:35] 今日虽然被俘 [00:14:37] 我对你依然是尊敬的 [00:14:40] 请关将军上做 [00:14:44] 马上把一把椅子放在正中央 [00:14:47] 叫关胜坐下 [00:14:49] 然后宋江又亲自给郝思文给宣赞把绳给解开了 [00:14:55] 俩人又傻眼了 [00:14:56] 这怎么回事儿 [00:14:57] 又搬来两把椅子 [00:14:59] 让他们也坐下 [00:15:01] 宋江领着人在呗 [00:15:03] 跟关胜讲 [00:15:04] 关将军 [00:15:06] 我发自内心说 [00:15:08] 我宋江不想落草为寇啊 [00:15:11] 是因原因多种形势所迫 [00:15:15] 逼不得已啊 [00:15:17] 我就盼望着朝廷能下一纸招安 [00:15:22] 只要一招安 [00:15:24] 我等无罪了 [00:15:26] 我宋江苑领弟兄归顺朝廷 [00:15:30] 为国家建功立业 [00:15:32] 我要口不应心天诛地灭 [00:15:37] 关将军 [00:15:38] 我希望你能想开点 [00:15:40] 如果你能入伙 [00:15:42] 帮助我们替天行道 [00:15:46] 我宋江双手欢迎这头把金交椅 [00:15:51] 就是你关将军 [00:15:54] 是啊是啊 [00:15:55] 关将军 [00:15:56] 我们宋头领和我们非常敬重将军 [00:16:00] 将军 [00:16:01] 那你答应了吧 [00:16:03] 怎么样 [00:16:04] 我等这将有理啦 [00:16:10] 哎呀 [00:16:10] 关圣看罢多时 [00:16:12] 赶紧站起身来 [00:16:13] 宋头领各位 [00:16:16] 多谢各位抬爱 [00:16:18] 我乃是阶下之囚途啊 [00:16:22] 没想到没死 [00:16:24] 皆是各位所赐 [00:16:27] 至于投降入伙之事万万不能啊 [00:16:32] 不借就把我杀了 [00:16:34] 叫我投降 [00:16:36] 我办不到 [00:16:38] 吴用一笑 [00:16:39] 关将军这么办 [00:16:42] 我们也不是逼你 [00:16:43] 如果你实在不愿意也可以 [00:16:47] 我跟宋大哥商量好了送你们下山 [00:16:51] 你看好吧 [00:16:52] 吃完了喝完了 [00:16:53] 休息休息你的东西给你什么时候走 [00:16:57] 请君自便 [00:17:00] 来人啊 [00:17:00] 白燕 [00:17:01] 咱这么说吧 [00:17:03] 大伙轮流着劝 [00:17:06] 关胜这仨人儿在山上呆了三天呢 [00:17:11] 关上这一琢磨 [00:17:13] 梁山的人不错呀 [00:17:16] 人家干吗向劝道似的 [00:17:18] 苦口婆心 [00:17:20] 没完没了 [00:17:22] 拿我关胜当个人了 [00:17:25] 我呀 [00:17:25] 别牵着不走 [00:17:27] 打着倒退关胜心里都清楚 [00:17:31] 那水泊梁山表面上来说 [00:17:34] 贼实质上拉出一个哪个都了不起 [00:17:38] 那么眼前摆的是 [00:17:41] 豹子头林冲什么人物 [00:17:43] 想当初80万禁军的教头叮当响的英雄好汉 [00:17:48] 他为什么当贼 [00:17:50] 他不是逼的吗 [00:17:52] 说眼前的双鞭大将胡彦硕世代忠良 [00:17:57] 他为什么也倒戈了 [00:18:00] 哎 [00:18:00] 哪个比我次我算得了什么呢 [00:18:05] 我就是一个开武术馆D 教师头而已啊 [00:18:11] 不行 [00:18:11] 我得认真对待 [00:18:14] 他把丑郡马宣赞 [00:18:16] 郝思文找来了 [00:18:18] 哥仨碰了碰头 [00:18:21] 关胜就说 [00:18:22] 二位贤弟 [00:18:24] 你看咱们应该如何呀 [00:18:27] 我是左右为难呐 [00:18:31] 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