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[00:00:01] 黑旋风李逵在两军阵前大战泰山巴奴鲁
[00:00:09] 就一个回合
[00:00:11] 这李逵是乐子大了
[00:00:13] 斧子飞了
[00:00:15] 仰面朝天摔到地上
[00:00:17] 跟贴饼子一样
[00:00:19] 实实在在的pa
[00:00:24] 两旁观战的人看得清清楚楚
[00:00:28] 把李逵摔的眼前冒金星
[00:00:31] 脑袋嗡嗡直响
[00:00:33] 这也就是他
[00:00:35] 长得跟野牛似的
[00:00:38] 换了旁人呢
[00:00:39] 就得摔个半死儿
[00:00:41] 李逵长这么大
[00:00:42] 没吃过这亏
[00:00:44] 心说
[00:00:45] 哎哟
[00:00:46] 今天我碰到茬子上了
[00:00:49] 这个小子力大无边呢
[00:00:52] 我琴廊善罢甘休
[00:00:54] 他一骨碌升起来了
[00:00:57] Gu Lu Gu Lu
[00:00:57] 脑袋晃了晃腰
[00:00:59] 活动活动四肢
[00:01:01] 揉揉撒脚如飞
[00:01:03] 干什么去捡斧子
[00:01:06] 把斧子捡回来
[00:01:08] 又奔泰山巴奴
[00:01:10] Ba nu 哈哈大笑
[00:01:15] 嗨
[00:01:16] 鬼啊
[00:01:18] 你这两下子白给
[00:01:20] 你服不
[00:01:22] 不服
[00:01:23] 照这样
[00:01:24] 我叫你摔十回都不带变样儿的
[00:01:28] 小子你崩捶招抚子
[00:01:34] 巴奴一不慌二不忙
[00:01:36] 看准了死
[00:01:40] 又一下
[00:01:42] 李逵是紧躲慢躲
[00:01:44] 没躲开双福的碰到棍上的热乎
[00:01:48] 又飞了
[00:01:50] 这回李逵长心眼了
[00:01:52] 没摔倒
[00:01:53] 但是两个虎口全都震出血了
[00:01:58] 哎呀
[00:01:59] 李葵没服过人
[00:02:01] 这头一回心服口服
[00:02:05] 这力气比人家差得多了
[00:02:08] 现在真是骑虎难下
[00:02:10] 没打过败仗
[00:02:12] 哲柔柔柔跑回去
[00:02:13] 见着哥哥宋江
[00:02:15] 满营众将怎么交代
[00:02:17] 拼命吧
[00:02:18] 没那本事
[00:02:20] 李逵正在着急的时候
[00:02:23] 就听队伍的后面
[00:02:24] 有人尖着嗓子喊了一声
[00:02:27] A
[00:02:29] 我说大兄弟不必着急
[00:02:31] 我来助你一臂之力来嘞
[00:02:38] 众人顺声音关巧
[00:02:41] 来者非别
[00:02:42] 正是大将鼓上蚤时迁
[00:02:47] 哎呀
[00:02:48] 宋江手下的弟兄啊
[00:02:49] 真都想不到
[00:02:51] 十圈儿这小子
[00:02:52] 有便宜就上
[00:02:54] 哪活累
[00:02:56] 他指定不露面
[00:02:57] 比肩的还奸
[00:02:59] 比滑的还滑
[00:03:00] 足智多谋
[00:03:02] 专门算计旁人
[00:03:04] 没想到这样的战场
[00:03:07] 哎
[00:03:07] 他能亲自露面
[00:03:09] 难能可贵啊
[00:03:11] 没见过
[00:03:13] 有人猜测
[00:03:14] 是不是这小子睡觉睡腻着了
[00:03:18] 或者神经分裂了
[00:03:20] 他出头为啥呀
[00:03:23] 他这两下子太白给了
[00:03:26] 众说纷纭
[00:03:27] 怎么想的都有
[00:03:29] 其实石阡儿这人呢
[00:03:31] 不是坏人划
[00:03:33] 是划鬼
[00:03:34] 是鬼
[00:03:35] 食前地心是热
[00:03:38] 他在后面瞅准了机会了
[00:03:40] 他一看对面儿
[00:03:42] 这叫泰山巴奴鲁
[00:03:43] 这家伙呆头呆脑
[00:03:45] 有点儿缺心眼儿
[00:03:47] 石阡就想对付这样的人
[00:03:50] 他好算计
[00:03:51] 别看你力大绝伦
[00:03:53] 我能钻你的空子
[00:03:55] 这个战场上
[00:03:57] 要不露脸
[00:03:58] 不养养明就没这机会了
[00:04:01] 时间掐手指头一算
[00:04:03] 系我竟干什么活了
[00:04:05] 给人打补丁
[00:04:07] 给人家补露子
[00:04:09] 正经场合我上不了席面
[00:04:13] 今儿个打大辽我也卖卖力气
[00:04:16] 让我哥哥宋江也到个性
[00:04:19] 也给他们开开心
[00:04:21] 他打定这个主意
[00:04:23] 这才落地面
[00:04:25] 其实李逵私下跟石阡还挺好
[00:04:28] 别看时迁挺滑
[00:04:30] 李逵他喜欢她
[00:04:32] 回头一看
[00:04:33] 是他
[00:04:34] 哎呀
[00:04:35] 我说你看这事儿好办
[00:04:38] 这
[00:04:38] 这算什么呢
[00:04:40] 兵家胜败
[00:04:41] 此乃常事啊
[00:04:43] 就打了败仗
[00:04:44] 咱哥们也不丢人
[00:04:46] 你别往心里去啊
[00:04:48] 你不想回队伍
[00:04:50] 没关系
[00:04:50] 靠边站
[00:04:51] 交给我了
[00:04:52] 你瞅我怎么赢他
[00:04:54] 你不信吧
[00:04:56] 嘿嘿
[00:04:58] 你瞅
[00:04:58] 哈哈笑
[00:04:59] 你把眼珠瞪大点儿
[00:05:01] 长长见识
[00:05:03] 跟我好好学学啊
[00:05:06] 李逵点了点头
[00:05:07] 退在一旁
[00:05:08] 单说时迁
[00:05:10] 迈着小腿儿蹬吧蹬噔吧噔哧
[00:05:12] 蹦蹦蹦蹦
[00:05:14] 到泰山
[00:05:15] 巴努金钱
[00:05:17] 俩人一凑近了好家
[00:05:20] 火两旁观战
[00:05:22] 就重降权了
[00:05:27] 为什么
[00:05:28] 相差太悬殊
[00:05:30] 你看离得远
[00:05:31] 你不留神挨得太近呼了
[00:05:35] 一瞅泰山巴奴是人高马大
[00:05:38] 五大三粗
[00:05:40] 加上古天下不D
[00:05:42] 跟一桶呗一样在那儿戳着
[00:05:45] 在看鼓上蚤时迁
[00:05:47] 人小力薄
[00:05:50] 往前面一站
[00:05:51] 跟那小斗橱子差不多少
[00:05:53] 一天1 D 1 胖一瘦啊
[00:05:56] 叫人看着太可笑了
[00:05:59] Ba 母乳低着头看了看我说
[00:06:04] 你是人哪
[00:06:06] 你是个怪物
[00:06:08] 我说你说话呢
[00:06:09] 这是啊
[00:06:10] 你们家有这么好看的怪物吗
[00:06:13] 我是正经的大活人
[00:06:16] 啊
[00:06:17] 是活人
[00:06:18] 有鼻子有眼儿的
[00:06:20] 小子
[00:06:22] 你叫什么名
[00:06:23] 鼓上蚤大将
[00:06:26] 石阡儿是也
[00:06:28] 17 儿
[00:06:29] 没听说过
[00:06:30] 哎哎
[00:06:32] 咱们
[00:06:33] 你也想跟本殿下动手不成
[00:06:37] 你算猜着了
[00:06:39] 要包子你这儿有骂要清炖牛肉
[00:06:42] 你这儿卖吗
[00:06:43] 你全都没有
[00:06:45] 今儿个本大将出马
[00:06:47] 就是跟你决一上下来吧
[00:06:51] 来来来
[00:06:52] 今儿咱俩大战800和800he Hai
[00:06:57] 我赶不及
[00:06:59] 你要叫我把你逮住
[00:07:01] 我使劲儿
[00:07:02] 一轮能把你拢出40 里地去
[00:07:05] 差一点我就不叫泰山巴奴
[00:07:09] 嗨呀呀呀
[00:07:11] 你可真能吹啊哈哈哈
[00:07:14] 我觉着我就能说闲话
[00:07:17] 没想到跟你比还差着一大截
[00:07:19] 行行行
[00:07:20] 咱俩这么办
[00:07:22] 你手里使的是大棍
[00:07:25] 我使的是小片儿刀
[00:07:27] 这玩意也不和卢啊
[00:07:29] 咱这么办
[00:07:30] 你不是说把我摔出40 里地去吗
[00:07:33] 咱俩摔一跤
[00:07:35] 你看怎么样
[00:07:36] 摔跤你啊救我呀
[00:07:41] 太好了
[00:07:42] 经常换换打法
[00:07:44] 咱就摔他一跤
[00:07:47] 这8 nu 1 转身
[00:07:48] 把大棍子扔回去了
[00:07:50] 接赵日
[00:07:56] 有人过来把大棍子捡起来
[00:07:58] 回回本队
[00:08:00] 在看泰山吧
[00:08:01] 努把一袋子嘞双腿往两旁一叉
[00:08:06] 往下一蹲
[00:08:07] 来吧
[00:08:08] 赶飞机过来
[00:08:09] 再摔一跤
[00:08:12] 十千把小片儿都备好了
[00:08:14] 周身上下紧趁利落
[00:08:16] 嗨亮了个跨虎登山
[00:08:19] 不用忙也亮开了
[00:08:21] 门户小子
[00:08:22] 来来来过来吧
[00:08:24] 你先伸手
[00:08:26] 你来吧
[00:08:28] 我这人跟旁人动手向来不显身手
[00:08:31] 哎
[00:08:32] 我让你三分
[00:08:33] 你来
[00:08:34] 在哪
[00:08:35] 那可对不起了
[00:08:37] 你哪里走
[00:08:40] 在看泰山巴鲁往前一根部扬起双手来
[00:08:45] 那首跟大图善差不多
[00:08:47] 手指头跟擀面杖差不多
[00:08:51] 过来就抓十圈的两肩头
[00:08:54] 那真要叫他给标注啊
[00:08:56] 那时钱就倒了霉了
[00:08:58] 但是之前那个机灵劲儿能吃这块儿
[00:09:02] 一不慌
[00:09:03] 二不忙
[00:09:03] 瞪着小圆眼珠子兵一看
[00:09:06] 离着起劲内
[00:09:08] 两只大手似挨着似挨不着眼看要使劲儿的功夫
[00:09:12] 再看十圈
[00:09:13] 往下一挫身直溜
[00:09:16] 使了一招
[00:09:17] 叫黑狗钻裆
[00:09:20] 因为他个儿小
[00:09:21] 又瘦
[00:09:22] 往哪钻呢
[00:09:25] 网吧鲁当里头钻
[00:09:28] 这玩意
[00:09:28] 你得使巧劲儿拔弩往前一近身
[00:09:32] 这劲儿往前使
[00:09:34] 时牵个小
[00:09:35] 他想抓时签的
[00:09:37] 大哈腰
[00:09:37] 他又劈着腿呢
[00:09:40] 给十天就闪了个空子
[00:09:42] 这时间你看
[00:09:44] 动真格的动力气头儿
[00:09:46] 一门儿都没有
[00:09:48] 要讲就缩小绵软巧
[00:09:50] 一般人逼不住他
[00:09:53] 在给她钻进去之后一攒劲
[00:09:57] 用尖脑瓜顶一拱泰山吧
[00:10:00] 努那屁股就劲儿使劲儿啊
[00:10:06] 你看
[00:10:06] 一巧破千斤
[00:10:09] 你会使这个劲儿
[00:10:11] Ba nu
[00:10:12] 正好往前一扑
[00:10:13] 就怪经在前边儿
[00:10:16] 直接往后一拱他好嘞
[00:10:19] 再看吧
[00:10:20] 努这乐子大了
[00:10:21] 大大枯焦红
[00:10:26] 摔了个狗啃屎
[00:10:28] 把脸大的皮全抢下去了
[00:10:32] 就好像五层楼上扔下个大皮包差不多
[00:10:41] 两旁人全笑了
[00:10:44] 梁山D 各位弟兄乐的是前仰后合呀
[00:10:49] 有不少人鼓掌喝彩
[00:10:51] 好
[00:10:53] 太高了
[00:10:54] 好一个黑狗钻裆
[00:11:01] 吴用、宋江都不爱开玩笑
[00:11:04] 不苟言笑的人了
[00:11:07] D 也闭不上嘴了
[00:11:08] 心想
[00:11:09] 时迁这小子真绝
[00:11:11] 真有两项
[00:11:13] 再说泰山吧
[00:11:14] 奴也没吃过这亏头一回啊
[00:11:19] 当众出丑哪能接受得了
[00:11:22] 他一骨碌身从地上站起来
[00:11:24] 跟那眉毛大狗熊一样
[00:11:27] 啊
[00:11:29] 好小子
[00:11:30] 在来来来来
[00:11:32] 过来来来来
[00:11:33] 再铺来来
[00:11:36] 这回巴奴鲁多了个心眼儿
[00:11:38] 不使那个捉进了屎
[00:11:39] 那捉鸡还得趴下
[00:11:41] 因此晃着身虚左闪右闪
[00:11:46] 两只手来回倒腾着
[00:11:48] 领十圈的面门
[00:11:50] 想抽个空的把它给抓住
[00:11:53] 石阡儿一响啊
[00:11:54] 别介
[00:11:56] 我离你保持一定的距离
[00:11:58] 别让你冷不防的给我来一下子
[00:12:01] 那我能受得了吗
[00:12:03] 实习老师跟着他
[00:12:04] 相距不到一丈元左右
[00:12:07] 即使ba nu 突然袭击时前跑也来得及
[00:12:11] 他多情转呐转呐转呐转呐
[00:12:16] 石阡使得是软磨硬泡
[00:12:19] 她说嘴还不闲着
[00:12:20] 没事儿在这儿斗气
[00:12:22] 一边比划着一边转悠
[00:12:25] 一边跟巴奴鲁俩人还闲谈
[00:12:28] 嘿嘿嘿说
[00:12:30] 胸大多大啦
[00:12:32] 娶媳妇没有啊
[00:12:34] 家有几口人吗
[00:12:35] 今儿早上吃的什么呢
[00:12:37] 往后你有什么打算没有
[00:12:40] 把努努气炸了肺了
[00:12:43] 哈哈
[00:12:48] 改路ke Ren
[00:12:50] 实在跑不过时间啊
[00:12:54] 又一个虎扑子来
[00:12:56] To Shi qian
[00:12:58] 石阡这回不使黑狗钻裆
[00:13:01] 使了个白鹤偷桃肉one 空中击中
[00:13:06] 从巴奴头顶上跃过去
[00:13:09] 巴努一下扑空了
[00:13:12] 再看时间
[00:13:13] 落到8 nu 背后分析
[00:13:15] 铰链罩着他
[00:13:16] 屁话
[00:13:16] 当就离脚
[00:13:19] 这也是就近使劲巴奴仆人
[00:13:23] 他往前使劲儿
[00:13:25] 石阡这一脚是助推的意思
[00:13:28] 单这一脚不要紧
[00:13:30] Ba ba nu ti 的出去吧
[00:13:33] 尺度远
[00:13:33] 扑通一声又趴到地上
[00:13:36] 这回把这个脸蛋子也强迫
[00:13:42] 两头的人了
[00:13:44] 欢乐8 nu j 跟头栽个包
[00:13:47] 这家可不干了
[00:13:50] 一股子身站起来
[00:13:51] 小兔崽子
[00:13:53] 我撕碎你我赶紧拼了命
[00:13:56] 在一转身
[00:13:57] 在开始前揉揉揉揉
[00:14:00] 回归本队
[00:14:02] 他是点到为止
[00:14:04] 挺满足
[00:14:05] 还见着宋江一抱拳
[00:14:07] 疙瘩
[00:14:08] 我回来了
[00:14:09] 田地
[00:14:11] 你这两招玩儿的真俏皮
[00:14:14] 好
[00:14:15] 祝贺你成功
[00:14:16] 嘿嘿
[00:14:17] 给大家开开心吧
[00:14:18] 小叶四
[00:14:20] 说完了话的小脑袋瓜躲在一边儿歇着去了
[00:14:25] 再说巴奴
[00:14:27] 回归本队
[00:14:29] 把大棍子又取了
[00:14:31] 想要二命形个大棍
[00:14:34] 回来一看
[00:14:35] 剩下李逵了
[00:14:36] 李逵是个傻小子
[00:14:38] 归队吧
[00:14:39] 有点儿抹不开
[00:14:40] 不好意思
[00:14:42] 在这伸手吧又申不上
[00:14:44] 时迁儿心满意足地走了
[00:14:46] 他傻珂珂的还在这儿等着呢
[00:14:50] Ba nu
[00:14:50] 这气儿整个撒到李逵身上
[00:14:54] 黑鬼啦命来
[00:15:01] 揉头变杂
[00:15:03] 这李逵还真就出了头了
[00:15:06] 一物降一物
[00:15:07] 叫人给降住了
[00:15:09] 李逵左不是右不是
[00:15:11] 不敢拿斧子嫁人
[00:15:13] 一个棍往旁边一闪身
[00:15:15] 大棍子砸空接棍
[00:15:18] 拦腰锁玉带
[00:15:19] 又是一棍子
[00:15:20] 李逵一蹦就上去了
[00:15:22] 如果再有这么三五下
[00:15:24] 李逵就交代了
[00:15:26] 宋江能看着
[00:15:28] 问左右
[00:15:29] 哪位贤弟前去住李逵一臂之力
[00:15:33] 我去
[00:15:36] 说话的非是旁人
[00:15:38] 梁山的猛将九尾龟陶宗旺
[00:15:44] 陶宗旺
[00:15:45] 人称外号九尾龟山
[00:15:49] 大力不亏
[00:15:51] 再看看手中擎着大铁锹
[00:15:54] 快步无非到两军阵
[00:15:57] 他也是不下地将官
[00:16:00] 高喊一声
[00:16:01] 李逵
[00:16:03] 你往他那闪闪把他交给我了
[00:16:07] 正好巴奴鲁大棍子砸下来
[00:16:11] 陶宗旺用大铁锹
[00:16:14] 一下是上网上一都嗨趴
[00:16:20] 嗯
[00:16:22] Ba ba nu
[00:16:23] 震得蹬蹬蹬倒退六七部
[00:16:25] 好学妹来个定论
[00:16:27] 觉着两膀酸疼
[00:16:29] 虎口发麻呀啊
[00:16:32] 所以说这家可以瓦齐里
[00:16:35] 定睛一看
[00:16:36] 对面站个大个儿
[00:16:38] 陶宗旺回头告诉李逵
[00:16:41] 回去歇着吧
[00:16:42] 把他交给我脑瓜回去了啊
[00:16:45] 真他娘倒霉
[00:16:47] 李逵提着双斧回归本队
[00:16:50] 这回霜打的茄子蔫了
[00:16:53] 低着脑袋
[00:16:54] 一语皆无
[00:16:55] 翻楞着眼睛盯着战场
[00:16:58] 再说巴奴
[00:17:00] 稳住心神
[00:17:02] 道题大棍
[00:17:03] 用手点指摘
[00:17:06] 对面的大块头
[00:17:08] 你是什么人
[00:17:10] 九尾龟陶宗旺啊
[00:17:14] 都先锋宋江是我哥
[00:17:17] 我是他兄弟
[00:17:19] 嗯
[00:17:20] 今儿个叫你知道姓陶的厉害
[00:17:23] 你不有劲儿吗
[00:17:24] 来来来
[00:17:25] 咱俩钻笔经
[00:17:27] 看看是你的棍子厉害还是我的铁锹厉害
[00:17:31] 来吧
[00:17:33] 两个人再也不说话
[00:17:35] 往跟前一凑
[00:17:36] 一条大棍
[00:17:37] 一条兵铁大铁锹
[00:17:41] 嘿
[00:17:42] 啪啪啪啪啪
[00:17:46] 大伙看得都入神了
[00:17:48] 偌大的战场之声息皆无
[00:17:52] 踱着双眼睛盯着他俩打
[00:17:56] 一会儿把棍子崩飞了
[00:17:59] 八农主去捡棍子
[00:18:00] 一会儿把铁锹崩飞了
[00:18:02] 陶宗旺之前铁锹回来还敢
[00:18:07] 这两个浑人达到了30 几个回合
[00:18:10] 一个个累得吁吁直喘
[00:18:12] 是满头大汗
[00:18:14] 他俩还商量呢
[00:18:15] 哎
[00:18:16] 歇会儿
[00:18:16] 歇会儿就歇会儿
[00:18:18] 歇会儿喘喘气儿再来
[00:18:22] 宋江一看
[00:18:23] 二虎相斗
[00:18:24] 必有一伤
[00:18:26] 问左右
[00:18:28] 哪位兄弟过去换回操纵吧
[00:18:32] 得保护兄弟D 安全
[00:18:35] 一旦出了事儿怎么办
[00:18:37] 严寒未尽
[00:18:38] 有人高喊一声
[00:18:40] 哥哥
[00:18:41] 我却把非我不可
[00:18:44] 大伙儿一看
[00:18:45] 谁啊
[00:18:46] 正是衔道神郁保四
[00:18:50] 郁保四那个比他俩也不矮
[00:18:53] 这块儿头儿也不差
[00:18:56] 在看他提着大棍子
[00:18:57] 赶奔两军阵前
[00:18:59] 过来替换九尾龟陶宗旺
[00:19:02] 陶宗旺看着我
[00:19:04] 这儿还没过瘾呢
[00:19:06] 行了
[00:19:06] 点到为止
[00:19:07] 送哥哥叫你回去
[00:19:09] 回去想交给你啦
[00:19:11] 掰着你露脸
[00:19:13] 陶宗旺回归稳定
[00:19:16] 闲到神把长中大棍平端哈哈大笑
[00:19:21] 哎
[00:19:22] 我说你叫什么太
[00:19:24] 我我
[00:19:24] 你这名儿太咬嘴了
[00:19:26] 叫泰山巴奴鲁
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