Artist:disney // Songs Title:gaston // Who does she think she is 她以为她是谁 That girl has tangled with the wrong man 那个女孩在和一个并不适合她的男孩在吵架 No one says "no" to Gaston 从没有人敢对加斯顿说 不 Heh heh Darn right 绝对是这样 Dismissed Rejected Publicly humiliated 被解雇 被拒绝 或是被公开羞辱 Why it's more than I can bear 为什么 这并不是我能承受的 More beer 再多些啤酒 What for Nothing helps I'm disgraced 又有什么用呢 没有什么作用 我被羞辱 Who you Never Gaston you've got to pull yourself together 谁 你吗 绝不会这样 加斯顿 你需要重新振作起来 Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston 加斯顿 不要让它妨碍到你 Looking so down in the dumps 情绪不要这么低落 Every guy here'd love to be you Gaston 加斯顿 这里的每个人都以你为傲 都想成为你 Even when taking your lumps 甚至都想为你效劳 There's no man in town as admired as you 这个小镇上没有人不尊重你 You're everyone's favorite guy 你是大家最喜欢的人 Everyone's awed and inspired by you 每个人都对你充满敬畏 都受到你的鼓舞 And it's not very hard to see why 这并不难明白原因 No one's slick as Gaston 没有人像加斯顿这样聪明 No one's quick as Gaston 没有人像加斯顿这般敏捷 No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston 没有人的脖子像加斯顿这般粗 For there's no man in town half as manly 因为镇上没有人像加斯顿这般强壮 Perfect a pure paragon 完美 简直就是个完美的人 You can ask any Tom Dick or Stanley 你可以去问问汤姆 迪克或是斯坦利 And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on 他们会告诉你他们愿意为谁效忠 No one's been like Gaston 没有人会像加斯顿一样 A king pin like Gaston 大家都喜欢加斯顿 No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston 没有人有像加斯顿一样特别的下巴 As a specimen yes I'm intimidating 就像一个样本 是的 我为之震惊 My what a guy that Gaston 多么厉害的一个人物啊 加斯顿 Give five hurrahs 让我们高声欢呼 Give twelve hip-hips 让我们尽情鼓掌 Gaston is the best 加斯顿是最棒的 And the rest is all drips 其他人都不值一提 No one fights like Gaston 没有人能像加斯顿那样战斗 Douses lights like Gaston 没有人能像加斯顿般吸引大家的目光 In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston 在摔跤比赛中 没有人能像加斯顿般勇猛 For there's no one as burly and brawny 因为没有人如加斯顿这般魁梧强壮 As you see I've got biceps to spare 如你所见 我有强健的肌肉 Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny 并不像他们那般 分布不均或是骨瘦如柴 That's right 就是这样 And every last inch of me's covered with hair 我身体上的每一寸肌肤都强劲有力 No one hits like Gaston 没有人能和加斯顿相比 Matches wits like Gaston 没有人能和加斯顿的智慧相媲美 In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston 在吐口水大赛中 也没有人能赢得了加斯顿 I'm especially good at expectorating 我尤其擅长吐口水 Ten points for Gaston 加斯顿 得十分 When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs 当我还是个孩子 我能吃四打鸡蛋 Every morning to help me get large 每天早上起来 我都能长高许多 And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs 现在我已经长大 我一次能吃五打鸡蛋 So I'm roughly the size of a barge 因此我强壮无比 No one shoots like Gaston 没有人能有加斯顿那般精准的枪法 Makes those beauts like Gaston 像加斯顿那般漂亮的射击 Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston 轻易就能打败对手 人们穿着加斯顿同款的鞋子 I use antlers in all of my decorating 在我所有的装饰品上我也用鹿角 Say it again 再强调一下 Who's a man among men 谁才是男人中的男人 And then say it once more 让我们再重复一下 Who's the hero next door 谁是近在咫尺的英雄 Who's a super success 谁获得了超级的成功