[00:00:00] Such A Twat - The Streets [00:00:00] Written by:Michael Geoffrey Skinner [00:00:16] Yeah safe man you okay [00:00:18] Just calling to ensure you got back in [00:00:20] Hope you coped yesterday [00:00:21] 'Cause I felt well damn grim [00:00:24] But yeah in the air on the plane [00:00:26] My stomach was turning [00:00:27] Man I was hanging head to stead on the headrest in pain [00:00:30] Prayed away all my bad sins [00:00:32] Lost count of the plane chardonnays [00:00:34] Before the fourth or maybe the fifth [00:00:36] In future I need to abstain [00:00:38] If only I'd had a bit of discipline [00:00:40] But worth every bit of spare change [00:00:42] Pure clowning down to the last drink [00:00:45] Hang on let me slam the door mate [00:00:46] Just pause that thought for a bit [00:00:48] Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that [00:00:51] 'Cause yeah it felt like we were through though [00:00:53] But I could've ruined it [00:00:54] I'm such a twat [00:00:56] I've been pacing the place [00:00:57] Well paralysed since I got back in with my bags though [00:01:00] Yeah I'm too aware that last night was way mad slack I know [00:01:04] Carried in a gang I lost sight of simone [00:01:06] On her own back at home [00:01:08] Distracted from the fact it weren't right [00:01:10] Could have raised up the hand but no [00:01:12] Simone was moaning and that [00:01:13] About me playing away on this holiday [00:01:16] She was watching the box at her dad's house [00:01:18] There preparing spliffs away [00:01:20] As I'm smacking glasses down at George best's best session rate [00:01:25] Can you hear me [00:01:26] Nah sorry mate you're fuzzy man [00:01:28] I can't hear you [00:01:28] Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that [00:01:31] 'Cause yeah it felt like we were through though [00:01:34] But I could've ruined it [00:01:35] I'm such a twat [00:01:36] I lost you for a minute [00:01:38] Yeah yeah I can hear you now [00:01:40] See I mean that's the true thing though [00:01:42] I suppose I chose myself to allow [00:01:44] I was weak and stupid [00:01:46] But as far as I viewed anyhow [00:01:48] She couldn't have been it for me [00:01:50] The only girl I'd ever go out with [00:01:52] I didn't want to waste my youth in a girl's house [00:01:55] To the sound of spliffs [00:01:56] And when she got in a mood with me [00:01:58] In that text about that thing [00:02:00] I just switched off the phone [00:02:02] When she started shouting [00:02:05] Coming to a conclusion [00:02:06] I couldn't be bothered with anymore rowing [00:02:09] Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that [00:02:12] 'Cause yeah it felt like we were through though [00:02:14] But I could've ruined it [00:02:15] I'm such a twat [00:02:16] And then after shots made me lose the plot [00:02:19] It all got a bit bizarre [00:02:21] And that incident with the ice-cream [00:02:22] I forgot it all ended in our vodka [00:02:25] What I can remember is a blotch [00:02:26] I got a fat bruise on my arm [00:02:28] She weren't even much too hot [00:02:30] But she totally mugged me up like rah [00:02:33] She knew exactly what she was doing [00:02:35] And it all went a bit too far [00:02:37] She was with that bloke in the white top [00:02:39] In Mcdonald's car park [00:02:41] And then she let me chat her up [00:02:42] Later on in that lovely little bar [00:02:46] Hello ah f*king phones man [00:02:49] Why did I have to go and do a stupid thing like that [00:02:52] 'Cause yeah it felt like we were through though [00:02:54] But I could've ruined it [00:02:55] I'm such a twat [00:02:57] Yeah I think we got cut off [00:02:59] Yeah I got crap reception in my house [00:03:01] I have to stand in a certain spot in my kitchen or it cuts out [00:03:05] Yeah you know I was potty to even let myself allow it [00:03:09] I would if I could just swap what happened then for right now [00:03:13] And if she ever found out how far it got [00:03:15] It'd be more than just a row [00:03:17] This whole thing just got on top [00:03:19] But it's her that I want no doubt [00:03:21] So in a way it's helped me doing wrong