[00:00:00] Today's Message (Live/1990) - Jimmy Buffett
[00:00:08] "Oh yes Welcome welcome all
[00:00:19] In the middle of this parrothead
[00:00:21] Madness this evening we
[00:00:26] Thought it would be appropriate to take a few minutes
[00:00:28] Of your time to reflect on a little spiritual
[00:00:32] Spiritual healing
[00:00:40] Heal 'em up sister
[00:00:45] We have such a choir with us this evening
[00:00:49] We can't wait to hear all of you sing with us
[00:00:51] That's why we're here
[00:00:56] We heard you all on a couple of songs already
[00:01:00] The only thing is
[00:01:01] It's not nice to beat Jimmy
[00:01:03] To the words of his own song "
[00:01:09] "Yes we white people been working
[00:01:11] On rhythm for a while
[00:01:12] But we've got a long way to go
[00:01:18] So when we get to this next song
[00:01:20] We'd like for you to sing
[00:01:21] I know that some of you
[00:01:22] May be a little hesitant here
[00:01:27] The climate that's going around these days
[00:01:29] Because some pea-brained people think
[00:01:33] That some of my songs are obscene and nasty
[00:01:45] We know better don't we
[00:01:52] But I just feel sorry for the ones that don't
[00:01:54] It's just that the times have moved so far ahead of 'em
[00:01:58] They're back in the pea-brained past "
[00:02:03] "Time has moved so fast
[00:02:05] I will give you a couple of examples Today
[00:02:09] A pair of tennis shoes costs
[00:02:12] More than a lot of your first automobiles did
[00:02:18] I had a hundred dollar
[00:02:19] Pick-up truck back in those days
[00:02:21] I know Can I get an AMEN
[00:02:24] For a hundred dollar pick-up truck "
[00:02:31] "Today there are two Madonnas
[00:02:38] Our Lady of Fatima over here
[00:02:41] And that woman from Michigan runnin'
[00:02:42] Around Italy with Warren Beatty over here
[00:02:50] Looks like Helen of Troy
[00:02:56] Sue me baby sue me yeah "
[00:03:09] "And uh we don't want you to think of this song
[00:03:11] In those terms because this song
[00:03:12] That we're about to get you to help us
[00:03:14] With is not a nasty obscene song
[00:03:16] It is a love song
[00:03:24] From a slightly different point of view
[00:03:26] That's all
[00:03:31] And before we sing it we just want to bring you
[00:03:33] A little message of peace prosperity
[00:03:36] And hope in such a trouble world today
[00:03:40] But Reverened Jim has a few things he thinks
[00:03:43] Could work to solve our world problems
[00:03:47] And our world tensions "
[00:03:51] "First of all we send all the presidents of the savings
[00:03:55] And loans associations over to run the country of Iraq
[00:04:07] That would solve two problems right there
[00:04:12] And world peace
[00:04:13] I've got an answer for world peace
[00:04:15] We take the money
[00:04:16] That it'd cost us to build just one B-1 bomber
[00:04:21] That one that doesn't work
[00:04:23] We change it into five dollar bills
[00:04:26] We put all of this money into bags
[00:04:28] And we fly over the Atlantic Ocean
[00:04:30] Past Europe because
[00:04:31] They're getting their sh*t togehter anyway
[00:04:33] We drop this money on the Russian people
[00:04:39] All those little tiny pictures of Abraham Lincoln
[00:04:42] Come tumblin' down out of the sky
[00:04:47] I want them to feel those sawbucks in their hands
[00:04:52] You know how your money feels
[00:04:53] When you accidently leave it in your blue jeans
[00:04:56] And you take it out and it's all warm and soft
[00:04:58] Oooh Well we let those Russian people
[00:05:05] Hang on to that money for
[00:05:06] About a week and then we fly back over there
[00:05:09] We fill our airplanes
[00:05:10] Full of mail order catalogs from L L Bean
[00:05:21] From up in Columbus Sporty's Pilot Shop
[00:05:28] And Victoria's Secret
[00:05:36] The Russian people have this money in their hand
[00:05:39] The catalogs come down
[00:05:41] They look at those pictures
[00:05:42] On the opening pages of the Victoria's Secret catalog
[00:05:44] Not back in the outdoors section you know
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