[00:00:00] Real Slim Shady (真正的痞子阿姆) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)
[00:00:02] May i have your attention please
[00:00:06] May i have your attention please
[00:00:08] Will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:00:11] I repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
[00:00:15] We're gonna have a problem here
[00:00:18] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like pam like tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:23] And started whooping her a** worse than before
[00:00:25] They first were divorce throwing her over furniture
[00:00:27] It's the return of the ah wait no way you are kidding
[00:00:30] He didn't just say what i think he did did he
[00:00:32] And dr dre said nothing you idiots
[00:00:35] Dr dre's dead he's locked in my basement
[00:00:37] Feminist women love eminem
[00:00:38] Chigga chigga chigga slim shady i'm sick of him
[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:00:43] Flipping the you know who yeah but he's so cute though
[00:00:46] Yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
[00:00:50] Sometimes i wanna get on tv and just let loose but can't
[00:00:53] But it's cool for tom green to hump a dead moose
[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:00:57] And if i'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:02] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:06] By the time they hit fourth grade
[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they
[00:01:09] We aingt nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:16] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[00:01:18] But if you feel like i feel i got the antidote
[00:01:20] Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:23] I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
[00:01:25] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:01:27] So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[00:01:30] Please stand up please stand up
[00:01:32] 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
[00:01:34] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:01:36] So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[00:01:39] Please stand up please stand up
[00:01:41] Will smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records
[00:01:43] Well i do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:46] You think i give a damn about a grammy
[00:01:48] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
[00:01:50] But slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[00:01:52] Why so you guys could just lie to get me here
[00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to britney spears
[00:01:57] Sh*t christina aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:01:59] So i can sit next to carson daly and fred durst
[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:04] You little b**ch put me on blast on mtv
[00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but i think he's married to kim hee hee
[00:02:09] I should download her audio on mpt hree
[00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave eminem vd
[00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me
[00:02:16] So i have been sent here to destroy you
[00:02:18] And there's a million of us just like me
[00:02:20] Who cuss like me who just don't give a f**k like me
[00:02:22] Who dress like me walk talk and act like me
[00:02:25] And just might be the next best thing but not quite me
[00:02:27] I'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
[00:02:29] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:02:32] So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[00:02:34] Please stand up please stand up
[00:02:36] 'Coz i'm slim shady yes i'm the real shady
[00:02:39] All you other slim shadys are just imitating
[00:02:41] So won't the real slim shady please stand up
[00:02:43] Please stand up please stand up
[00:02:46] I'm like a head trip to listen to cause i'm only giving you
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