[00:00:00] The Uptown Poker Club - Jerry Reed
[00:00:08] Well now bill jackson went to poor ol' dub
[00:00:10] To join the uptown poker club
[00:00:12] And he cursed the day he ever told anybody he joined
[00:00:16] Cause his money used to go like it had wings
[00:00:18] When he had queens somebody else had kings
[00:00:20] And every night he'd just sit there donatin' all his coins
[00:00:24] He said boys now I'm gonna play it right tonight
[00:00:26] I'm gonna watch them cards and I'm gonna play 'em tight
[00:00:29] And then when I come in there son my hand's gonna be a peach
[00:00:32] Well he played 'em tight but after awhile
[00:00:34] He done lost his self a considerable pile
[00:00:37] So he got mad he stood up and he made this little speech
[00:00:40] Now boys you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today
[00:00:45] Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody gonna follow when they play
[00:00:49] Now you clyde you keep your hands on top of the table
[00:00:52] When you're dealing please
[00:00:54] Quit takin' them little wild cards and stickin' em down there between your knees
[00:00:57] And jesse quit makin' all them funny signs like you tryin' to
[00:01:00] Tip off your hand
[00:01:02] You better talk to me in american son american so's I can understand
[00:01:06] And leroy quit takin' em offa the bottom ooh that's rough
[00:01:10] Just take five off the top then stop that's enough
[00:01:15] Then pass me them cards son let me cut on them things every time
[00:01:17] Before you deal
[00:01:19] I like to handle them things boy I like to see
[00:01:22] Cause I got news for you lad you ain't playing' this game accordin'
[00:01:24] That fella hoyle there
[00:01:25] Uh uh no tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me
[00:01:37] Well now a sittin' around the table in that there game
[00:01:39] There just happened to be this ol' one-eyed man
[00:01:41] And bill kept watching' him out of the corner of his eye
[00:01:45] This old one-eyed cat he'd been dealin' kinda funny
[00:01:47] He done took a whole bunch of big bill's money
[00:01:49] So bill rose up and he looked around the room and with a sigh
[00:01:53] He said hmm said it's an awful shame
[00:01:55] Said there's somebody cheatin' in this here game
[00:01:58] Said of course it ain't gonna do for me to stand up here
[00:02:00] And mention the guy
[00:02:01] So I'll refrain from calling that party's name
[00:02:03] But you let me catch him cheatin' just once again
[00:02:05] And I'm gonna take my fist and I'm gonna close that other eye
[00:02:10] Now you see this razor well I had it sharpened just today
[00:02:14] Now I'm coming' in here with my rules that everybody must follow when they play
[00:02:18] Now clyde you keep them bony hands up here on top of the table
[00:02:21] When you're dealin' please
[00:02:23] Don't go takin' them little wild aces stickin' em off down there between your knees
[00:02:27] And jesse cut out makin' all them monkey signs
[00:02:29] You still tryin' to tip off your hand
[00:02:31] You better talk to me in american big aa so's I can understand
[00:02:35] And leroy quit takin' em off the bottom of the deck son
[00:02:38] I tell ya that's rough
[00:02:40] This is an army game son take five then halt that's enough
[00:02:44] Then pass me them face cards over here let me cut them things
[00:02:47] Every time before you deal
[00:02:48] Cause I like to delve in there son I got to see
[00:02:51] Cause I got news for you boys you ain't playing this game accordin' to
[00:02:54] That fella hoyle there
[00:02:55] Uh uh tonight you're playing' this game accordin' to me
[00:03:01] Now then seein' as how you all know
[00:03:03] That I didn't ride in here on a head of cabbage
[00:03:06] Henry if you'll break out another deck of them bicycles me
[00:03:10] And the boys will get on with the business
[00:03:13] But keep your eye on that fella wearin' the patch
[00:03:15] He holds them cards kinda funny
[00:03:17] Ha ha if he ain't careful somebody around this table liable to jack his jaw
[00:03:23] Ha ha ha ah son I feel like my luck just changed
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