Cocktales - Too $hort
These are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps
You can go to hell
'Cause short dog's on the mic
Telling cocktales
H-E-A-D
All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p
You just a big freak
You better not complain
When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name
If you a fake b**ch
Ain't no thank
I pick up the phone and call Denine
If I call Marie  I know for a fact
I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac
I met this freak named Naomi
Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie
She had a girl friend her name was Vicky
I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick
She was fine as f**k but can't f**k with Tina
Tina Tina the sperm cleaner
I took her to my house and I told her strip
Baby got freaky started doin' the splits
I said biotch
Do what you want
'Cause a true blue mac won't even front
I f**ked her with my finger
She tried to cum
P**sy so tight wouldn't give me none
I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk
I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk
My dick is big and her ni**a had a little one
I didn't f**k her freaky a** but it was still fun
I know you stop and wonder just what it is
Its the California lifestyle that I live
See I'm from the crew
Dangerous b**ch
Tellin' everybody about this freaky sh*t
I know this b**ch name Annette
You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick
Hello freak
Won't say no for sh*t
You and her all alone ni**a thats yo b**ch
I know another freak
Her names Joanne
I always get the p**sy 'cause I know I can
Finest b**ch around ain't got no man
Every time she cross my mind
I go f**k her again
She's like another freak
Named Christina
B**ch so dumb I named her misdemeanor
'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb
I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth
You know I did all that sh*t
She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that b**ch
And go dig in them guts like a gardner
If she start screamin' I'mmaf**k the b**ch harder
'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps
You can go to hell
'Cause short dog's on the mic
Telling cocktales
I meet the groupies
Hookers like Kathy
F**kin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty
See her backstage tryina throw that a**
She just like to freak
And she had to pass me that p**sy
You can't stop the b**ch
Let her roll on those and then drop her rich
My name is short
My game is long
I freak these hoes
And sing these songs
I know a b**ch named Stephanie
Do anything she can to have sex with me
She really don't bring out the best in me
But I love her fine a** layin' next to me
She's like another freak named Nicole
So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold
I took her to my house
She gave me the panties
I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie
Angie called me up about two weeks later
Talkin' some sh*t about do me player
So I did her
Just like Tamera
Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera
Next they told a b**ch
Named Raquel
Got my skin all under her fingernails
She was diggin' in my back while I grind the sh*t
That was way back
Now I can't find the b**ch
But if I do I'll probably do the same again
Break the b**ch for everything
'Cause I came to pimp
I'm Too Short baby
I don't stop mackin'
I grab the microphone and I don't stop rappin'
You can bet yo life
As I spit these raps I'll be f**kin' em up like that
Biotch
I know a b**ch
Her name is Sheri
I had to cut her loose 'cause she wanna get married
P**sy so good and I do mean very
Sometimes it's shaved sometimes it's hairy
I'm Short Dog ain't nothin' nice
Yeah but make me mad and I'll f**k your wife
Have fun with your b**ch
Have her sprung on my dick
I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b**ch
Like my other little tramp
Named Erica
Anywhere I wanna f**k
Thats where I f**k
'Cause she's the frekiest b**ch in America
And everytime I get the p**sy
I just tear it up
'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
You don't like my dirty raps
You can go to hell
'Cause short dog's on the mic
Telling cocktales
Biotch
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