[00:00:00] Cocktales - Too $hort [00:00:12] These are the tales the freaky tales [00:00:14] These are the tales that I tell so well [00:00:16] You don't like my dirty raps [00:00:18] You can go to hell [00:00:19] 'Cause short dog's on the mic [00:00:21] Telling cocktales [00:00:22] H-E-A-D [00:00:25] All you washed up hoes tryin' to throw that p [00:00:27] You just a big freak [00:00:29] You better not complain [00:00:30] When you hear these cocktales and you hear your name [00:00:33] If you a fake b**ch [00:00:35] Ain't no thank [00:00:36] I pick up the phone and call Denine [00:00:39] If I call Marie I know for a fact [00:00:41] I'll get sucked in my drop top cadillac [00:00:44] I met this freak named Naomi [00:00:47] Strait dick sucker worked me and my homie [00:00:50] She had a girl friend her name was Vicky [00:00:52] I pulled her to the side and let her suck my dick [00:00:55] She was fine as f**k but can't f**k with Tina [00:00:58] Tina Tina the sperm cleaner [00:01:01] I took her to my house and I told her strip [00:01:04] Baby got freaky started doin' the splits [00:01:06] I said biotch [00:01:08] Do what you want [00:01:09] 'Cause a true blue mac won't even front [00:01:12] I f**ked her with my finger [00:01:13] She tried to cum [00:01:15] P**sy so tight wouldn't give me none [00:01:17] I'm sure Too Short couldn't be no punk [00:01:20] I'm tryin' a get funky 'cause I love to funk [00:01:23] My dick is big and her ni**a had a little one [00:01:25] I didn't f**k her freaky a** but it was still fun [00:01:28] I know you stop and wonder just what it is [00:01:31] Its the California lifestyle that I live [00:01:34] See I'm from the crew [00:01:35] Dangerous b**ch [00:01:37] Tellin' everybody about this freaky sh*t [00:01:39] I know this b**ch name Annette [00:01:42] You get her all alone and she'll suck your dick [00:01:45] Hello freak [00:01:46] Won't say no for sh*t [00:01:47] You and her all alone ni**a thats yo b**ch [00:01:50] I know another freak [00:01:52] Her names Joanne [00:01:53] I always get the p**sy 'cause I know I can [00:01:56] Finest b**ch around ain't got no man [00:01:58] Every time she cross my mind [00:02:00] I go f**k her again [00:02:01] She's like another freak [00:02:03] Named Christina [00:02:04] B**ch so dumb I named her misdemeanor [00:02:07] 'Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb [00:02:10] I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth [00:02:13] You know I did all that sh*t [00:02:15] She got my number if she beep me I'mmacall that b**ch [00:02:18] And go dig in them guts like a gardner [00:02:20] If she start screamin' I'mmaf**k the b**ch harder [00:02:23] 'Cause these are the tales the freaky tales [00:02:26] These are the tales that I tell so well [00:02:29] You don't like my dirty raps [00:02:30] You can go to hell [00:02:32] 'Cause short dog's on the mic [00:02:33] Telling cocktales [00:02:35] I meet the groupies [00:02:36] Hookers like Kathy [00:02:38] F**kin' MC's 'cause she's so nasty [00:02:40] See her backstage tryina throw that a** [00:02:43] She just like to freak [00:02:44] And she had to pass me that p**sy [00:02:46] You can't stop the b**ch [00:02:48] Let her roll on those and then drop her rich [00:02:51] My name is short [00:02:52] My game is long [00:02:54] I freak these hoes [00:02:55] And sing these songs [00:02:57] I know a b**ch named Stephanie [00:02:59] Do anything she can to have sex with me [00:03:02] She really don't bring out the best in me [00:03:05] But I love her fine a** layin' next to me [00:03:08] She's like another freak named Nicole [00:03:10] So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold [00:03:13] I took her to my house [00:03:14] She gave me the panties [00:03:16] I f**ked her so good she told her friend named Angie [00:03:19] Angie called me up about two weeks later [00:03:21] Talkin' some sh*t about do me player [00:03:24] So I did her [00:03:25] Just like Tamera [00:03:26] Takin' naked pictures with my polaroid camera [00:03:29] Next they told a b**ch [00:03:31] Named Raquel [00:03:32] Got my skin all under her fingernails [00:03:35] She was diggin' in my back while I grind the sh*t