[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 前文书说到 [00:00:02] 老朱的人一看得主人都备勤 [00:00:07] 我们折腾什么呢 [00:00:08] 不是虎榜跟老太太都被绑上呼噜呼噜呀 [00:00:13] 上山真往山上一走 [00:00:17] 朱仝朱翠萍看见 [00:00:19] 只见越过这个山头 [00:00:22] 走到山沟再往前边 [00:00:24] 这座山并不太高山路太强 [00:00:27] 山上有无数的房屋高普大 [00:00:30] 其大秦有自麒麟山麒麟山 [00:00:35] 猪猪侠离保定也不算太远 [00:00:38] 那走出多远路来哪个麒麟山呢 [00:00:41] 没听说 [00:00:42] 哎呀 [00:00:44] 周围父亲寨山的我都知道啊 [00:00:48] 有头有脸儿的 [00:00:49] 我怎么没见到这么一位呢 [00:00:51] 这算暴露心里不好受 [00:00:55] 唉 [00:00:55] 想当初我们占据梁山的时候 [00:00:58] 多少难关都国出生入死 [00:01:02] 在抢刀林 [00:01:03] 哎 [00:01:03] 想不到 [00:01:04] 嘿嘿 [00:01:05] 我在小河沟翻船 [00:01:08] 就这么个娃娃 [00:01:09] 手里我栽了大跟头 [00:01:11] 我死的太冤了 [00:01:12] 没什么说的 [00:01:14] 沙石来到山寨 [00:01:15] 把他们压在缝间距大厅前都等着啊 [00:01:21] 我到里边去 [00:01:22] 快把我两个哥哥叫来 [00:01:25] 事情不大 [00:01:26] 又来了两位债主哇 [00:01:29] 狗抓住一把包 [00:01:32] 哦 [00:01:32] 漏了不少东西 [00:01:34] 好兄弟真有本事 [00:01:37] 不过 [00:01:38] 这会儿怎么处理杀哪行的不能无故杀人 [00:01:42] 问问他们姓什么叫什么的啊 [00:01:45] 咱们那老头儿穿那个衣服 [00:01:48] 我知道杂说是非来不可防官非宰不可的问我姓什么 [00:01:53] 那你叫我走 [00:01:54] 好 [00:01:55] 把他们押着吧 [00:01:57] 男女都压下去了 [00:01:59] 这会儿来到里边儿丽儿姑姑罗宾不让退的大哥 [00:02:07] 他们都比我岁数还大着呢 [00:02:09] 哼 [00:02:10] 给我磕头飞折我的阳寿 [00:02:13] 因为未知熊哎 [00:02:16] 老头儿你姓什么叫什么啊狗乖你干什么呢 [00:02:23] 猪头说 [00:02:24] 既然把我抓住要杀开刀吃肉 [00:02:28] 张口皱眉头飞为英雄 [00:02:32] 你问我明星干什么 [00:02:34] 我离死还得把祖宗搭上吗 [00:02:37] 李白英雄的就你那两下子 [00:02:40] 狗熊都不如 [00:02:42] 连萝莉都不如啊 [00:02:44] 什么英雄啊 [00:02:45] 不过你们不服对不对 [00:02:48] 兄弟和不服 [00:02:50] 有本事真打实战 [00:02:52] 你伤我们的坐骑算什么本事 [00:02:54] 把兵器哥开也就照着你胳膊粗力气大有笨力气啊 [00:02:59] 甭说大哥 [00:03:01] 那他妈手下留情打你们的脚力啊 [00:03:04] 我把你脑袋早碎了啊 [00:03:07] 看你们会俩下子长得嘛 [00:03:10] 还像个人样儿 [00:03:11] 所以我才能要你们命的 [00:03:13] 外婆姓什么叫什么 [00:03:15] 请别说你姓什么叫什么 [00:03:17] A [00:03:18] 干嘛朝着变态啊啊 [00:03:20] 你a 我告诉你 [00:03:21] 别说你菜金培不敢来试试 [00:03:25] 我就嗯老东西的命 [00:03:27] 哎 [00:03:28] 兄弟一听咱骂蔡京 [00:03:31] 哎 [00:03:31] 有门儿呃 [00:03:33] 你跟财经什么仇啊 [00:03:35] 舌头 [00:03:36] 我恨死他了 [00:03:38] 我要吃肉喝血给我叔叔大爷放狗 [00:03:42] 你说为什么干嘛我告诉你 [00:03:45] 你别和别人说烦就该死了扇扇那多弄点儿钱养兵到兴城去杀皇城咋样啊 [00:03:54] 哼 [00:03:54] 到那边儿也包括两个哥哥大哥呢 [00:03:59] 既然这么说 [00:04:00] 咱们是一家人呢 [00:04:01] 哎呀 [00:04:02] 你狗官狗官下去没好东西 [00:04:06] 你不认得这位老前辈吗 [00:04:09] 谁认朋友认当中 [00:04:11] 那么掌握之年 [00:04:13] 哎 [00:04:13] 我告诉你当官有好人呢 [00:04:16] 这位姓朱 [00:04:18] 我数各自说单字名同人送外号 [00:04:22] 美髯公 [00:04:24] 猪头 [00:04:25] 猪头大哥 [00:04:28] 我这名儿怎么听着耳熟啊 [00:04:31] 大概不说话 [00:04:32] 贤弟美髯公朱仝是梁山好汉 [00:04:37] 可不知这个人喝那个猪头是重名儿呢 [00:04:41] 还是一个人对对 [00:04:44] 对有个大一个猪头来着 [00:04:46] 我说你是哪个朱彤 [00:04:49] 猪头一听有门那样死不了 [00:04:52] 他把G 往后甩了甩在下 [00:04:55] 正是梁山将朱仝只因跟随宋江征剿方腊回来 [00:05:02] 皇上封我回保定都统制 [00:05:07] 又因为蔡京害我一家 [00:05:10] 我被迫挂冠悬岩离开保定 [00:05:14] 路过桂山等 [00:05:18] 老婆们说的是真真的小伙 [00:05:21] 他说真的吗 [00:05:22] 徐文斌说是啊 [00:05:25] 我的父亲金枪徐玲也是梁山好汉 [00:05:30] 哎呀 [00:05:31] 大丫头呢 [00:05:33] 朱翠苹听着可别扭啊 [00:05:36] 嗯 [00:05:37] 朱彤是我父亲 [00:05:39] 哎呀妈呀 [00:05:40] 错了哈哈哈哈喽大爷 [00:05:46] 我给你磕头了当当当哥小头发大个子把猪头科的直发愣 [00:05:54] A 小伙子 [00:05:56] 你管谁大啊 [00:05:59] 咱们怎么论的 [00:06:00] 你是我亲大爷啊 [00:06:02] 亲 [00:06:02] 大爷你好啊 [00:06:04] 亲妹妹你好啊 [00:06:06] 呃 [00:06:07] 兄弟你好啊 [00:06:09] 这两个债主就值了 [00:06:10] 看着折腾谁也不言语 [00:06:13] 殊途呢 [00:06:13] 等等 [00:06:14] 你管我叫大爷 [00:06:15] 能不能给我松绑吧 [00:06:17] 给你送给 [00:06:18] 用不着姐 [00:06:20] 他一拽绳子嘎巴一使劲都给拧开了会送马 [00:06:24] 我错了 [00:06:25] 大爷你该打就打 [00:06:27] 该骂就骂我 [00:06:28] 该死 [00:06:29] 猪头说你贵姓啊 [00:06:31] 贵姓啊 [00:06:33] 既然你姓吴 [00:06:34] 我姓朱 [00:06:36] 我怎么是你亲大爷 [00:06:38] 哎哎 [00:06:39] 我是干嘛亲就亲的 [00:06:41] 你跟我爹是亲哥们儿 [00:06:43] 所以你就是我亲大爷 [00:06:46] 你爹是谁呀 [00:06:48] 哎呀 [00:06:50] 你看我爹 [00:06:52] 哎呀妈呀 [00:06:54] 我爹可是高删减灯谜头大 [00:06:57] 大海栽花根太深了 [00:07:00] 你不知道 [00:07:01] 朱彤说 [00:07:02] 你没说呀 [00:07:03] 我哪知道是谁呀 [00:07:05] 你得把名儿叫出来 [00:07:06] 啊啊 [00:07:07] 不能做胎教 [00:07:09] 要是随便叫 [00:07:11] 那我爹脸怕热 [00:07:14] 耳朵功夫那么折寿吗 [00:07:17] 那你不说我不找谁呀 [00:07:19] 嗨 [00:07:20] 我告诉你a 不过爹啊 [00:07:24] 我早上起来刷牙漱口啦 [00:07:26] 我我怕我牙酸口臭 [00:07:28] 额哲你老瘦喽哦 [00:07:30] 明白了可别说了啊 [00:07:32] A [00:07:33] 大爷我爹祖居 [00:07:36] 直隶清河县 [00:07:38] 哥儿俩 [00:07:39] 他排行第二 [00:07:41] 我爹哈 [00:07:43] 沙坝桥蛹 [00:07:44] 武艺高强坨 [00:07:45] 就像我这么大我长得跟我爹一样 [00:07:48] 他人家一出世就扬名露脸 [00:07:50] 曾经在景阳冈打过虎 [00:07:53] 狮子龙杀过西门庆给我报仇 [00:07:57] 后来 [00:07:58] 大闹快活林醉打蒋门神大闹飞云堡 [00:08:03] 单臂擒方腊 [00:08:04] 现在出家呗 [00:08:07] 嗯 [00:08:08] 六和四 [00:08:10] 姓吴 [00:08:11] 把数字说单字没有啊 [00:08:16] 美人谷中途听这话 [00:08:18] Shou Lian Xu ran 呆呆垮了着 [00:08:23] 谁儿子武松的儿子半天脑子没反光歪的心得慌呢 [00:08:31] 五仙地他 [00:08:32] 他成家了吗 [00:08:33] 有孩子吗 [00:08:34] 嗯 [00:08:35] 一旁徐文斌噗呲惹笑了 [00:08:39] 朱翠平点了 [00:08:40] 哈哈 [00:08:41] 可真有意思 [00:08:43] 哎 [00:08:43] 大哥 [00:08:44] 你怎么找不着爹啦 [00:08:47] 随便掐人呐啊 [00:08:49] 你说你梁山好汉你找谁是你爹不好你怎么找 [00:08:55] 武松呢啊 [00:08:57] 谁不知道呢 [00:08:58] 五叔叔一辈子没成家 [00:09:00] 出家当和尚 [00:09:02] 你可真能耐呀 [00:09:03] 叫我笑掉大牙 [00:09:05] 滚不动 [00:09:07] 你说就是我亲家 [00:09:09] 我这个亲儿子 [00:09:10] 你不知道 [00:09:12] 大人你该知道吧 [00:09:15] 没燃供 [00:09:16] 猪头shou Lian Xue ran Chen Lian 1 捧 [00:09:19] 我也不知道 [00:09:22] 吴吴楠树 [00:09:25] 我嘴直 [00:09:26] 我怎么不知道我呢 [00:09:28] 五贤帝曾经娶妻生子了呢 [00:09:32] 嘿 [00:09:32] 这还用跟你说一声啊 [00:09:35] 您不知道 [00:09:36] 不等于我不吃啊 [00:09:38] 哦 [00:09:39] 那么这两位意指山上另两位寨主 [00:09:43] 这两人赶紧来刀切进躬身施礼 [00:09:47] 朱老英雄在下理智在下理性 [00:09:51] 我们是亲弟兄 [00:09:53] 我们五男在一起已经 [00:09:56] 20多年啦 [00:09:58] 老人家九五年藏民 [00:10:00] 今天我们不太礼貌 [00:10:03] 把您老人家把到山上 [00:10:05] 我们给您赔罪了 [00:10:08] 噢 [00:10:09] 二味免礼免礼 [00:10:11] 嗯 [00:10:12] 我不买这五难是武松我的兄弟的亲儿子 [00:10:18] 哎哎哎 [00:10:20] 是是什么呀我来说对吧 [00:10:23] 我说是亲的就是亲的 [00:10:26] 妹妹说了 [00:10:27] 武松曾经娶妻生子啦 [00:10:31] 这五男五中天真是武松的亲儿子吗 [00:10:34] 不是 [00:10:35] 怎么回事儿 [00:10:37] 说起来还得从五二爷当年打虎那个说起 [00:10:44] 想当年 [00:10:45] 武松在景阳冈打死猛虎 [00:10:48] 为民除害 [00:10:51] 轰动了阳谷县 [00:10:54] 阳谷县县令一看武松使多好看 [00:10:57] 给他钱 [00:10:59] 他不要叫他狮子披红头插红花游街 [00:11:05] 他也不干 [00:11:06] 不为名不为利 [00:11:08] 非常佩服 [00:11:10] 就把它留到阳谷县 [00:11:12] 当宁都投 [00:11:15] 手下也管了七八个人 [00:11:18] 大家对武松为人佩服的五体投地 [00:11:22] 对武松的本事也十分敬佩 [00:11:26] 为人也和气 [00:11:28] 经常在一块儿喝酒谈心 [00:11:32] 吃茶 [00:11:34] 这一天 [00:11:35] 哥几个正在一个小酒馆推杯换盏 [00:11:39] 突然门一开 [00:11:41] 嗯 [00:11:42] 打外边跑一个小孩儿 [00:11:44] 这小孩儿就四五岁 [00:11:45] 不过长得太高了 [00:11:47] 能赶七八岁 [00:11:48] 孩子个儿大 [00:11:50] 听大脑袋黑黑的头发 [00:11:53] 眼窝深陷大眼珠子叽里咕噜的小细脖大肚子 [00:11:59] 这么大孩子了 [00:12:01] 穿条破裤子 [00:12:02] 光着膀子进来了 [00:12:05] 奔着身旁一个人过来了 [00:12:08] 啊 [00:12:11] 这普快笑了笑 [00:12:14] 用筷子夹口菜来 [00:12:16] 儿子张嘴给你 [00:12:17] 这孩子张嘴康肌肉嘎嘎 [00:12:20] 吃了一转身到第二位 [00:12:22] 这跌噢 [00:12:25] 都给了一口转一圈到古松着了 [00:12:28] 嗯爹 [00:12:29] 呃嗯 [00:12:31] 武松的眼瞪就红了 [00:12:33] 武松没结婚 [00:12:35] 一辈子不近女色 [00:12:37] 突然有这么大个小子本子叫爹叫它 [00:12:41] 哎哟 [00:12:42] 也不知道手脚往哪放了 [00:12:44] 哎 [00:12:44] 这别别这么叫别呃呃啊啊呃呃 [00:12:49] 旁边说快拿吃的拿吃的 [00:12:51] 哎 [00:12:52] 武松拿起两个大馒头教给孩子 [00:12:55] 这孩子接到手里he 小眼睛放光啊 [00:12:59] 一看饿的眼睛都蓝了 [00:13:01] 坑坑一会儿 [00:13:03] 俩馒头吃进去了 [00:13:05] 呃呃呃 [00:13:08] 七月跌哟 [00:13:10] 又来一句 [00:13:11] 武松一看这孩子可能饿坏了 [00:13:13] 又拿起2万给你 [00:13:16] 这孩子接过馒头撒腿就跑走了 [00:13:20] 浩伴D 拆人家了啦 [00:13:22] 小妹明天再来吃了啊 [00:13:25] 明天再来a [00:13:28] 这孩子走了 [00:13:30] 武松问大伙儿 [00:13:32] 诸位这小子是谁呀 [00:13:34] 他怎么管 [00:13:35] 谁叫爹嗨的歌 [00:13:38] 我们都挺喜欢他 [00:13:39] 可是孩子食量太大 [00:13:41] 我们雇不起 [00:13:43] 说起来这孩子怪可怜 [00:13:45] 骂他的父亲姓男叫南国动吗 [00:13:49] 当初啊 [00:13:50] 就在衙门里当都头 [00:13:54] 南国路身强体壮食量组大 [00:13:58] 在这一块儿捕盗抓贼 [00:14:02] 名声很好 [00:14:04] 家有贤妻 [00:14:06] 有这么小孩儿万 [00:14:08] 没想到切生育孩子不到五个月 [00:14:13] 南国动再一次 [00:14:16] 土豆抓贼的时候 [00:14:17] 被贼人把双腿给打折 [00:14:20] 从膝盖给打折回来之后 [00:14:24] 这腿接不上 [00:14:26] 就这样成了摊吧 [00:14:30] 你说啊 [00:14:31] 这一家三口全占了他养家糊口 [00:14:35] 她一倒下下就没有什么出路 [00:14:40] 开始呢 [00:14:41] 现在也还不错 [00:14:42] 给拿点儿钱叫他养伤呢 [00:14:45] 等他腿养的也好了 [00:14:48] 钱也就光了 [00:14:50] 家里是吃上顿没下顿 [00:14:52] 他的妻子岁数又小 [00:14:55] 又不吃奶 [00:14:56] 孩子我们大家就结局了 [00:14:59] 你说啊 [00:15:00] 工艺机不能供百饱啊 [00:15:03] 我们都养家糊口 [00:15:04] 哪有多少钱呢 [00:15:06] 要是不搜刮民财就咱们挣这俩钱儿告诉你仅够啊 [00:15:13] 粗茶淡饭 [00:15:15] 养家糊口就顾不了男读头了 [00:15:19] 争取这孩子太he [00:15:22] 他爹一样一样儿的 [00:15:24] 今年他才四岁 [00:15:27] 他吃东西能赶上我们三个人吃 [00:15:31] 老吃狗 [00:15:32] 老说呃呃 [00:15:35] 也不知道啊 [00:15:36] 他那胃口多大给他半锅粥 [00:15:40] 他也喝了 [00:15:41] 给他五个馒头 [00:15:42] 他也吃了十个馒头 [00:15:44] 他也吃 [00:15:45] 有一点可不外 [00:15:47] 边儿钱不往边儿夺去 [00:15:49] 他爹一看自己身强体壮 [00:15:53] 就因为没了双腿 [00:15:56] 养不了孩子 [00:15:57] 心烦 [00:15:58] 一巴掌就把孩子打出多远去 [00:16:01] 这孩子 [00:16:03] 打到门外 [00:16:04] 坐那块儿吗的眼睛 [00:16:06] 不哭 [00:16:08] 还溜溜哒哒就到衙门看我们吃饭都凑过来哇 [00:16:13] 咱们大伙儿逗他了啦 [00:16:16] 找你爹啊 [00:16:17] 爹不给管我 [00:16:19] 叫爹给你爹了呗 [00:16:22] 一喊爹子 [00:16:23] 我们就给他买个烧饼吃 [00:16:26] 或者给一个大钱儿长了衙门 [00:16:30] 这帮人都知道 [00:16:31] 这孩子 [00:16:32] 只要他一来管谁叫爹 [00:16:35] 谁给狗东西 [00:16:36] 我们虽然喜欢这孩子 [00:16:38] 可惜啊 [00:16:39] 咱们养笨了 [00:16:41] 不带呀噢 [00:16:44] 你说他父亲为了抓贼办案受伤 [00:16:47] 难道县衙不能够把他包养下来吗 [00:16:52] 嗯 [00:16:53] 没点规矩 [00:16:54] 网恋 [00:16:54] 安 [00:16:56] 只要在牙里当差 [00:16:57] 出去什么也干不了 [00:16:59] 到处抓贼板块 [00:17:02] 如果不当ta [00:17:03] 羊命都保不住出去 [00:17:06] 谁要多把我们给堵住 [00:17:08] 惜命难保 [00:17:10] 所以男都投又是残 [00:17:13] 本人在家什么也不能做 [00:17:16] 全让着老婆 [00:17:17] 给人缝联补绽 [00:17:20] 洗洗涮涮挣俩钱儿 [00:17:22] 特别是我们这些人要是有点儿活儿呢 [00:17:26] 就求大嫂给做多给点而已 [00:17:29] 就这样 [00:17:31] 衣服下去得鞋 [00:17:33] 一半儿啊 [00:17:35] 哦 [00:17:36] 是怪可怜的 [00:17:37] 武松有印象 [00:17:39] 没过五天 [00:17:41] 这天武松吗 [00:17:42] 自己买的包子牛肉 [00:17:47] 还有这么一瓶酒干嘛呢 [00:17:51] 鲍哲准备回家给自己哥哥武大郎送去 [00:17:56] 搁俩坐着吃晚饭 [00:17:59] 哪这可 [00:18:01] 往街心一拐 [00:18:02] 刚往胡同转 [00:18:04] 嗯 [00:18:05] 就一个山炮的脚步声 [00:18:09] 武松也没在意 [00:18:10] 来往行人不少 [00:18:12] 那不一定是谁在后边 [00:18:14] 就在后边有人转了一圈 [00:18:17] 爹 [00:18:18] 呃嗯 [00:18:21] 我说不会卡 [00:18:23] 正是那个小黑小子 [00:18:25] 啊 [00:18:27] 你叫什么 [00:18:29] 牛牛啊牛牛 [00:18:32] 你饿了饿爹嗯 [00:18:37] 那天我给你俩馒头 [00:18:40] 你哪去了 [00:18:42] 爹也饿嘛 [00:18:44] 也呃 [00:18:45] 给夹住了 [00:18:48] 哪 [00:18:50] 我给你点说 [00:18:51] 把东西分一半给孩子 [00:18:53] 这孩子也不怕 [00:18:54] 有油就爆折 [00:18:56] 爹回家看爹 [00:18:58] 你家在这儿吗 [00:18:59] 哼 [00:19:00] 就在这儿 [00:19:01] 就在这儿 [00:19:02] 这孩子领着武松拐来拐去紧 [00:19:05] 里边有这么两间破房 [00:19:09] 是啊 [00:19:10] 泥土堆D 啊 [00:19:13] 挂着草帘子 [00:19:15] 连个窗户也没有 [00:19:17] 武松说 [00:19:19] 牛牛是你家啊 [00:19:22] 我不去了 [00:19:23] 我走了 [00:19:24] 哼