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[00:00:01] 交情乃现
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[00:00:04] 雪西洋菜腊琴家为赵松嫩芹菜来扁豆
[00:00:10] 这个豆泥榨菜嘞你干啥去了
[00:00:14] 你个龟孙儿别说了
[00:00:16] 哪些有事儿说事儿
[00:00:18] 布什怎么这味儿啊
[00:00:19] 布什请了一个家教
[00:00:21] 是河南人啊
[00:00:22] 唱吹杨迪舞蹈行尸兄
[00:00:29] 欢迎来到听郭德纲说相声
[00:00:32] 卖宝贝表演者
[00:00:34] 郭德纲于谦
[00:00:49] 谢谢各位
[00:00:50] 大伙儿太捧了
[00:00:52] 爱听爱听
[00:00:54] 相声是天南的
[00:00:56] 海北的哪儿的都有
[00:00:57] A 前三门这村近的队友住海边的有
[00:01:02] 有住通州的事儿
[00:01:04] 有住大兴啊
[00:01:06] 延庆平谷
[00:01:08] 郊区张啊
[00:01:10] 天津对山东河北
[00:01:13] 河南陕西啊
[00:01:16] 西藏摩尼亚您看哪位象
[00:01:22] 外国人瞧不清楚
[00:01:24] 阿桥不太清楚
[00:01:25] 您说港澳台同胞啊
[00:01:28] 刚才有一个台湾
[00:01:33] 喜欢看演出啊
[00:01:34] 是啊
[00:01:34] 喜欢你们讲的相声啊
[00:01:36] 哦爱听太好听
[00:01:38] 不够啊
[00:01:39] 嘿
[00:01:39] 最难得就是乡音呢哦
[00:01:42] 但是没有时间
[00:01:43] 很遗憾
[00:01:43] 我要回去了
[00:01:44] 又要走了
[00:01:45] 赶回台湾哦
[00:01:46] 时间不早啦
[00:01:47] 嗯
[00:01:47] 再晚那个105 就没车坐105 回台湾呢
[00:01:54] 这得走多少天呢
[00:01:55] 这个跑车呀
[00:01:57] 还倒车
[00:01:59] 这是大伙儿对我的支持啊
[00:02:01] 其实来说
[00:02:02] 我们的后台没有艺术家
[00:02:05] 那是没有孝心没有把握的普通演员
[00:02:09] 我们班有一位老爷们啊
[00:02:11] 张文顺张先生就这一位
[00:02:13] 最后平衡车拐着歪着
[00:02:19] 因为我们师叔啊
[00:02:22] 德艺双馨那倒是这四位师叔啊嗯
[00:02:25] 行月李先生黄琳淘纹身
[00:02:28] 我觉得唱起来轮椅生气
[00:02:33] 是吗
[00:02:36] 海上看云起
[00:02:40] 我还做了个曲子
[00:02:41] 给我这书做了首歌
[00:02:42] 怎么说的呢
[00:02:44] 说你的鼻子有两个感冒之后还有没有书啊
[00:02:58] 谈的挺厉害挺厉害的
[00:03:00] 没有这么骂老先生的
[00:03:01] 知道马怎么怎么破吗
[00:03:04] 猪猪猪
[00:03:07] 没听说坏人看见了谁呀
[00:03:11] 坏人谁坏人呢
[00:03:12] 说句良心网
[00:03:13] 后台都是普通语啊
[00:03:17] 跟外边儿艺术家比起来差得很远
[00:03:19] 但比不了啊
[00:03:20] 演员也是分369 等是吗
[00:03:23] 各个层次不一样
[00:03:25] 分层次跟唱歌一样
[00:03:27] 有的高身份的歌星唱一场五六十万呢
[00:03:32] 挣钱了
[00:03:33] 啊
[00:03:33] 人在哪儿
[00:03:35] 一大编织袋儿前面儿等着他回家了
[00:03:40] 什么成钱的家伙都有啊
[00:03:44] 讨厌
[00:03:46] 少说话
[00:03:48] 没听说有这个吗
[00:03:51] 有这个
[00:03:52] 有那个
[00:03:53] 200块场地有是不是啊
[00:03:56] 小演员是不是啊
[00:03:57] 嗯
[00:03:58] 他原来的女朋友
[00:04:00] 早先的早先的女朋友
[00:04:01] 早先那个啊
[00:04:02] 结婚之前的女朋友也唱歌的啊
[00:04:06] 他也是演员
[00:04:06] 你跟人家几十万的粉笔嗨
[00:04:08] 是不是没有法儿比唱歌100块钱啊
[00:04:11] 当然不创人也比不唱还得100块
[00:04:19] 我说两个不比歌星唱的
[00:04:21] 伺候他们一块儿熬些唱歌的姑娘
[00:04:23] 我看看都不错啊
[00:04:26] 也挺好的
[00:04:26] 您看着给您介绍几个啊
[00:04:29] 我媳妇儿看着挺没听错
[00:04:33] 胡说八道的那个
[00:04:34] 有唱歌档次那么低了海底
[00:04:37] 你这个人家里唱小爱媳妇儿啊呢
[00:04:41] 好惭愧
[00:04:42] 死人太差啊
[00:04:43] 哦
[00:04:44] 远郊县家里办白事哦
[00:04:46] 听死人找人唱歌的来
[00:04:48] 嗯
[00:04:49] 拿话筒在死人头死人头了唱
[00:04:52] 拿钱了
[00:04:53] 哦啊
[00:04:54] 20 块钱一首
[00:04:54] 唱一遍
[00:04:55] 哎哟
[00:04:55] 早晨七点歌唱唱死人都唱完了
[00:04:59] 吵死人都能做起来啊
[00:05:02] 跟你一块儿跑啊
[00:05:03] 真的还想再活500年
[00:05:11] 这不是听他听的那个啊
[00:05:15] 说笑啊
[00:05:15] 分369 等
[00:05:17] 相声也分向于老师这样的
[00:05:19] 我认为身份就比较高啊
[00:05:21] 我就档次就高
[00:05:22] 因为什么呢
[00:05:23] 我最佩服你哪
[00:05:24] 你知道吗
[00:05:24] 因为您说说
[00:05:25] 他跟别的演员不一样啊
[00:05:26] 别的演员很多
[00:05:27] 演员人家里是干咯
[00:05:29] 对对对
[00:05:29] 然后呢
[00:05:30] 是家里呢
[00:05:31] 家里人是所查的事情
[00:05:33] 孩子在学这个就简单就容易啦
[00:05:36] 在家里就交了
[00:05:37] 好进门就学了
[00:05:38] 嗯
[00:05:39] 行里行外也不容易欺负他
[00:05:40] 对在家里干这个
[00:05:41] 别欺负他护着呢是不是
[00:05:43] 所以它容易成功
[00:05:44] 对这最苦就是家里没感觉哎
[00:05:47] 自己干
[00:05:48] 女老师家里人不知道
[00:05:49] 休凭自己闯
[00:05:50] 说句良心话
[00:05:51] 人家家里身份很高啊
[00:05:53] 换门之后什么叫患难之后认可了吗
[00:06:02] 什么叫换门之后阿关门吗
[00:06:04] 收入很高吗
[00:06:05] 噢
[00:06:05] 混鸡蛋的那个啊
[00:06:08] 换鸡蛋的叫唤门志灏王世所解释
[00:06:11] 官还当大伙儿歪处想说
[00:06:13] 嗨
[00:06:14] 你干脆就别说这词儿
[00:06:15] 给你这么说着啊啊
[00:06:17] 家里人家世代为官
[00:06:19] 为官哦
[00:06:20] 当然了
[00:06:21] 有这么句话
[00:06:23] 富贵无三辈
[00:06:24] 清官不到头
[00:06:25] 有这么句话
[00:06:26] 实话啊
[00:06:26] 是事实
[00:06:27] 没有一辈子都这样儿
[00:06:29] 做一辈子关爷爷的儿子也这样
[00:06:31] 孙子也这样啊
[00:06:32] 不可能
[00:06:33] 您记住了
[00:06:34] 什么事情走到一定的位置
[00:06:36] 他会扭转方向
[00:06:38] 这不船代老于家当初是马上来
[00:06:41] 就上去有事
[00:06:42] 解放初期说家里也挺惨的事
[00:06:45] 这个不是说同志大伙儿拜访了
[00:06:47] 而且没有这个实话实说
[00:06:48] 咱哥俩也不是不理解阿
[00:06:49] 有消息就是说是对方出席的家里也挺惨
[00:06:53] 没落了吗
[00:06:54] 对
[00:06:54] 解放军进城封闭**
[00:06:56] 他爸爸失业了
[00:07:01] 咱哥俩还不离弃呢
[00:07:02] 都谁跟你斗啊斗
[00:07:07] 这就是儿说事儿
[00:07:08] 说什么事儿
[00:07:09] 我们家都开了**了
[00:07:10] 都不是
[00:07:11] 我就说时间是那会儿
[00:07:14] 时间是哪儿
[00:07:15] 那您就说解放以后就把解放初期到的那天封闭**前后室内
[00:07:21] 你说我们家赶这时候儿
[00:07:23] 别往脸上贴金啊
[00:07:24] 谁呀
[00:07:26] 我这还贴金
[00:07:27] 都是美化自己
[00:07:28] 知道啊
[00:07:29] 没有没有
[00:07:30] 听说我们家没干过
[00:07:32] 这会儿来说你父亲
[00:07:33] 挺惨啊
[00:07:34] 家里没有什么积蓄啊
[00:07:36] 也没办法
[00:07:36] 怎么弄啊
[00:07:37] 父母都没有了啊
[00:07:39] 自己一个人啊
[00:07:40] 把那个寒假谈的法律
[00:07:43] 韩家台儿就是前门这儿有几条胡同都
[00:07:47] 你家茶叶还是卷是吧
[00:07:51] 八大胡同儿老想着热废话
[00:07:54] 你还往那领我话里话外透露出的那种生活的憧憬
[00:07:59] 你才愿意那样儿的老宅子跟着那怎么的
[00:08:02] 我说别的了吗
[00:08:03] 对不对
[00:08:04] 你锁上门
[00:08:04] 自己上外边找着吃饭吧
[00:08:07] 还干过咱们这相声曲艺哦
[00:08:11] 一他父亲那么年轻
[00:08:13] 十八九二郎啊
[00:08:15] 得吃饭呢
[00:08:16] 那是找老艺人学吧
[00:08:18] 卖医学说
[00:08:19] 大叔大叔
[00:08:21] 弦子书哦
[00:08:22] 没这个闲字啊
[00:08:23] 看起来不错是吗
[00:08:25] 大把抓狗挠门日还不错呢
[00:08:28] 那个闲着啊
[00:08:29] 走四箱北京城不让唱
[00:08:33] 国家不许歌唱
[00:08:34] 国家不许唱
[00:08:35] 好听难听
[00:08:37] 麦香麦妙啊
[00:08:39] 赶个庙会
[00:08:40] 周围这些个县上哪趟哪热闹去哪啊
[00:08:44] 你说到到良乡
[00:08:46] 好喜欢听
[00:08:47] 房山那边对
[00:08:48] 到那边唱的好听啊
[00:08:50] 那会儿正好你姥姥你姥爷家都住呢
[00:08:53] 哦
[00:08:54] 在良乡
[00:08:54] 在那儿认识了你母亲
[00:08:56] 哦啊
[00:08:57] 他姥爷有钱
[00:08:58] 也是财主
[00:08:59] 还良乡喝粥大财呢
[00:09:02] 姓周的瘦高挑的人说呢
[00:09:06] 把一小瓜皮帽啊
[00:09:07] 穿着姥姥怕大老婆
[00:09:10] 对对对
[00:09:11] 姥姥的事是家里不好
[00:09:13] 几个长工
[00:09:13] 对啊
[00:09:15] 老姥爷的人心狠怎么了
[00:09:17] 为了让长工多干活儿啊
[00:09:19] 早晨起来自个儿趴在鸡窝学鸡叫
[00:09:23] 周扒皮呀
[00:09:25] 有个孩子叫高宇的
[00:09:27] 什么乱七八糟的玩意儿
[00:09:29] 我告诉YY 行行行
[00:09:31] 没有啊
[00:09:31] 摩尔周扒皮
[00:09:33] 这个不承认了吧
[00:09:34] 我是不承认承认了吧
[00:09:36] 啊
[00:09:36] 家里就一个姑娘啊
[00:09:38] 就是他母亲啊
[00:09:39] 你说这么万贯家财没小子
[00:09:42] 没儿子
[00:09:42] 今年这一规律
[00:09:46] 我妈妈叫金莲啊
[00:09:47] 我可没说你姥爷姓潘啊
[00:09:49] 还是潘金莲儿往脸上贴着什么往脸上贴
[00:09:54] 就往这领了
[00:09:55] 今天一撞
[00:09:56] 他母亲大高个
[00:09:58] 大脸盘子噢
[00:09:59] 脸跟馕似的
[00:10:02] 扁片儿的都是脸妆
[00:10:05] 嗯
[00:10:05] 清虚虚的啊
[00:10:08] 家里边儿门口来唱唱的
[00:10:11] 唱弦子书的
[00:10:12] 哦
[00:10:13] 交警来了
[00:10:14] 交警来了
[00:10:15] 请他
[00:10:15] 人家三口坐着
[00:10:16] 你爸爸在那儿站着
[00:10:17] 让他唱啊
[00:10:18] 你母亲拿手一直啊唱一段儿啊
[00:10:23] 啊是我爸妈这个豪爽是吧
[00:10:30] 那是定型儿
[00:10:31] 唱了一歌儿
[00:10:32] 唱得不错
[00:10:33] 是吗
[00:10:34] 有大骨麻辣的打了这个单下的吧啦的嘣
[00:10:38] 黑椒小哥儿我的捕说白了
[00:10:41] 嗒啦嗒啦宝的命宫
[00:10:42] 嗯
[00:10:43] 昨天我炒的笨死了
[00:10:46] 笨的功能还有这么两三段儿
[00:10:49] 我没有把他教才行啊
[00:10:52] 我有心接连着昨天拿了本儿的王霞裱好啊
[00:10:57] 又恐怕心爱的民工里的人家听不清
[00:11:01] 而且来了有心从开头儿大夜班儿的往下聊
[00:11:07] 又恐怕什么时候啊
[00:11:09] 唱到当中
[00:11:11] 我有心从中间儿啊
[00:11:13] 就给了两头表这么说恐怕飙着飙着自己就说不清什么演员在这儿啊
[00:11:22] 哪有这么唱的呀
[00:11:24] 唱的好啊
[00:11:25] 你母亲很喜欢听
[00:11:27] 是啊哦哈哈哈哈哈哈
[00:11:30] 还屡屡胡子呢
[00:11:33] 的动作
[00:11:33] 嗯
[00:11:35] 拿几万啊
[00:11:38] 坐一块儿到了啊
[00:11:39] 对吧
[00:11:39] 呵呵
[00:11:40] 此山是我开此主持
[00:11:42] 我来啊
[00:11:43] 表达词组
[00:11:43] 我留下兔子啊
[00:11:46] 兔子啊
[00:11:47] 唐诗吗
[00:11:48] 哪有唐狮的唐狮吗
[00:11:50] 没有这么说的
[00:11:51] 你姥爷就说了啊
[00:11:52] 小伙子
[00:11:52] 别走了啊
[00:11:54] 我闺女这是看上你了
[00:11:55] 我喜欢上啊
[00:11:56] 留下吧
[00:11:57] 哦
[00:11:57] 这结婚吧
[00:11:58] 啊
[00:11:59] 你爸爸很高兴
[00:12:00] 愿意阿轲比出去做义强得多呀
[00:12:03] 能吃饱
[00:12:03] 来两口子结了婚了哦
[00:12:06] 整个十里八村轰动的热闹了
[00:12:08] 哎
[00:12:09] 听说了吗
[00:12:09] 啊
[00:12:10] 周扒皮规格上人了
[00:12:11] 唉呀
[00:12:13] 周扒皮中的才让你闺女这回他行了
[00:12:17] 讹上人了啊
[00:12:18] 额人吧
[00:12:19] 咱们庆祝一下去吧
[00:12:20] 啊都随份子来吃去
[00:12:22] 院子里边儿大排筵宴
[00:12:23] 整个房山良乡一带
[00:12:25] 只要是厨子
[00:12:26] 都叫他们家帮忙
[00:12:28] 用那么些处琢磨多少菜啊
[00:12:31] 是啊
[00:12:31] 十个人一桌
[00:12:32] 十人一桌
[00:12:33] 啊
[00:12:33] 就打这儿站着一瞧啊
[00:12:35] 30多里地都是he re 吃饭了
[00:12:38] 多少人呢
[00:12:39] 光郁闷
[00:12:40] 东西都吃完了
[00:12:41] 哦
[00:12:41] 炒那些菜
[00:12:42] 大伙儿的
[00:12:43] 到现在你上房山
[00:12:45] 嫂子说到最那些年那事还记得吗
[00:12:47] 啊
[00:12:47] 好多人都印象
[00:12:48] 还有印象
[00:12:49] 有印象哦
[00:12:50] 这盘子碗拥堵
[00:12:51] 煎炒烹炸
[00:12:52] 还拿菜说
[00:12:53] 诶
[00:12:53] 上啊
[00:12:55] 战斗啊
[00:12:57] 你先吃啊菜啊
[00:13:00] 总是忙不过来
[00:13:01] 我忙事呢
[00:13:02] 这么多怎么分呢
[00:13:03] 这个是吧
[00:13:04] 吃饱喝足了啊
[00:13:06] 好了
[00:13:06] 结婚忙了一顿家伙啊
[00:13:09] 清晨起来啊
[00:13:10] 母亲当窗理云鬓
[00:13:13] 对镜贴花黄
[00:13:14] 啊重庆到了
[00:13:17] 嗯
[00:13:17] 还不错啊
[00:13:18] 世蕃国秤上称1 a
[00:13:21] 我又轻了好几斤
[00:13:23] 拿or 减肥吧
[00:13:24] 我还没化妆呢
[00:13:28] 这得打多少分呢
[00:13:29] 这个垃圾由来
[00:13:33] 我又喝翻过酒来
[00:13:35] 倒了一碗接一碗
[00:13:36] 一碗接一碗啊
[00:13:38] 喝一喝喝18 碗落在这儿了
[00:13:40] 哦
[00:13:41] 你爸爸不能再这样的事儿啊
[00:13:46] 前方景阳岗上有一只老虎冲模
[00:13:50] 你可别废话
[00:13:51] 别废话啊
[00:13:52] 看着红楼梦了不起
[00:13:54] 你见过什么啊
[00:13:55] 这是红楼梦拿拿球
[00:13:57] 来我们这儿还喝
[00:13:59] 别喝了啊
[00:14:00] 我给你准备你的生日礼物过生日
[00:14:03] 今天你过生日
[00:14:04] 反正一箱喝着吗
[00:14:07] 姚哥
[00:14:08] 给我买酒了啊
[00:14:09] 哦
[00:14:10] 你看这箱子都湿了
[00:14:18] 真懂行啊
[00:14:20] 茅台啊
[00:14:21] 唱着大哭了小狗尿啊里的歌的狗啊
[00:14:27] 一只小狗很可爱
[00:14:29] 还让你有爱心送你礼物啊
[00:14:32] 这什么意思
[00:14:33] Lu 张饼
[00:14:37] 拿饼卷狗吃
[00:14:38] 好耍好
[00:14:45] 试试吧
[00:14:46] 一天到晚就是喝酒喝
[00:14:47] 半夜喝喝
[00:14:49] 夜里三点涌头太脏
[00:14:50] 马上还能拿酒来
[00:14:52] 没酒了啊
[00:14:53] 你上我爸那屋拿吧
[00:14:55] 你有多久没有吧
[00:14:57] 偷偷的跑
[00:14:57] 去不去
[00:14:58] 一大堆盘子罐子拿盘子回来喝两口喝喝完了一张滋味
[00:15:07] 这是起雾啊
[00:15:09] 喝完了才发出来的鸽子
[00:15:11] 六也大点儿了啊
[00:15:13] 真是的
[00:15:14] 抓紧吧
[00:15:15] 反正能喝就行
[00:15:16] 这挺伤口
[00:15:16] 挺好
[00:15:17] 挺好
[00:15:18] 什么都能做吗
[00:15:19] 躺着睡觉啊
[00:15:20] 你爸叼着烟卷厕所把厕所猛吸一口啦
[00:15:28] 这人没了呢
[00:15:30] 一肚子气游泳抽烟的吗
[00:15:33] 没啊
[00:15:34] 也不知多长时间
[00:15:35] 一睁眼到一地儿也不认识啊
[00:15:38] 您看着时间
[00:15:39] 上午十点钟
[00:15:40] 是啊
[00:15:41] 地方贴上图
[00:15:42] 贵州人民欢迎你啊
[00:15:45] 到贵州去啦
[00:15:47] 嗯
[00:15:47] 这事儿闹的
[00:15:48] 太神奇了啊
[00:15:50] 回是回不来了
[00:15:51] 那是回不来了啊
[00:15:53] 就跟贵州里面呆着呢
[00:15:54] 你怎么蹦过去都得绷回来不就完了吗
[00:15:58] 跑哪儿去了呢
[00:16:01] 打字儿比你爸今天别回来噢
[00:16:03] 一直到你姥爷你姥姥去世之后
[00:16:06] 你说你都没改回来
[00:16:07] 没回来过
[00:16:08] 万贯家财就是你母亲一人料理
[00:16:11] 你看啊
[00:16:11] 天天也烦得慌
[00:16:13] 那是还不回来啊
[00:16:14] 上哪去了
[00:16:15] 就一个人儿小丫鬟进来了啊a
[00:16:18] 跟您说喜事来了
[00:16:19] 怎么什么喜事儿啊
[00:16:22] 姑老爷回来了哇
[00:16:24] 不信啊
[00:16:25] 您竟骗我
[00:16:26] 直接太让我开心啊
[00:16:28] 今儿说回来
[00:16:29] 明儿说回来了啊
[00:16:30] 那回到是回来了啊
[00:16:31] 接来住了一个月才知道
[00:16:33] 大厅里买机会啊
[00:16:36] 这太喇叭了吧
[00:16:37] 这个你过了这个再讲不见国难吧
[00:16:43] 以我的聪明睿智啊
[00:16:44] 我不上当啊
[00:16:45] 除非你愿意
[00:16:47] 你看看外边接进来
[00:16:55] 老两口一见面抱头痛哭
[00:16:57] 真回来了哎呀
[00:16:58] 真回来了噢
[00:17:00] 后花园大排面儿吃老两口子推杯换盏啊叙一叙离别后的思念啊
[00:17:08] 光喝酒没意思
[00:17:09] 搞的小游戏啊小游戏啊
[00:17:11] 备料啊
[00:17:13] **从桌子上拿起烧饼好吃烧饼啊
[00:17:18] 嗨在干嘛呀
[00:17:20] 扔出去了噢
[00:17:21] 你爸是拿手接的吗
[00:17:28] 反正大致吧
[00:17:33] 一分30 秒还
[00:17:36] 其他时间别在理啊
[00:17:38] 来来来
[00:17:38] 喝一个
[00:17:38] 来来
[00:17:41] 拿起馒头开开啊
[00:17:48] 一分14 秒啊
[00:17:50] 希望你再接再厉
[00:17:51] 快速来就拿起包好好好擦擦
[00:17:56] 两天没回来怎么不回来了
[00:18:00] 肉包还是狗啊
[00:18:05] 废话
[00:18:07] 肉包子打狗
[00:18:08] 是不是不
[00:18:09] 不许跟您说
[00:18:11] 老爷子开玩笑
[00:18:13] 您不说我想不起这个来啊
[00:18:16] 说这意思
[00:18:16] 老两口子关系很融洽
[00:18:18] 是啊
[00:18:19] 特别的好啊
[00:18:20] 有一天老两口子吃罢中午饭啊
[00:18:22] 坐在客厅里边儿啊坐着聊天
[00:18:25] 哎
[00:18:25] 你母亲就说了
[00:18:26] 说什么大王啊
[00:18:28] 大港啊
[00:18:30] 还是潘金莲儿吗不是
[00:18:33] 我叫唐大妈
[00:18:34] 庞大别叫大郎啊大官人
[00:18:39] 大官人西门大官人改嫁了是怎么着
[00:18:44] 外号外号叫西门吗
[00:18:46] 有什么外套儿
[00:18:47] 西门小学有
[00:18:47] 网上什么乱七八糟的
[00:18:50] 有知心话要和你讲哎
[00:18:52] 你就说话的
[00:18:53] 咱们两口子关系这么好啊
[00:18:55] 现如今这万贯家财我决定都给你啊
[00:18:58] 我给你写了一纸转让
[00:19:00] 我死了之后连房带地代存的钱都是你的
[00:19:03] 他不要啊
[00:19:05] 你的刷刷的写完了爱上手印
[00:19:07] 摁回屋睡觉
[00:19:09] 你爸爸捧着一嘴吧
[00:19:11] 眼泪哗哗
[00:19:12] 你看一日夫妻百日恩
[00:19:14] 百日夫妻似海深
[00:19:16] 还得说海参倒比虾仁贵
[00:19:18] 虾仁60 买金什么事啊
[00:19:21] 这是两口子感情啊啊什么啊
[00:19:24] 可说他死了把东西都给我对话
[00:19:28] 太感人了
[00:19:29] 是是是啥意思啊
[00:19:31] 他脱的死啊
[00:19:33] 这什么心眼儿啊
[00:19:36] 我看那个体格比我还壮啊
[00:19:39] 他把我熬死怎么办啊
[00:19:42] 想办法吧
[00:19:43] 嗯
[00:19:43] 躺屋里边
[00:19:44] 你爸爸看小儿书
[00:19:46] 这点小孩儿和白雪公主看着一怎么了
[00:19:52] 有借鉴什么界限
[00:19:54] 放下
[00:19:55] 拿头巾蒙脑袋上插几个苹果
[00:19:58] 哦
[00:19:59] 有一个苹果拿毒药来祸祸懒得假装被苹果的啊小矮人的故事
[00:20:06] 那倒是上大街回你们家门口儿买苹果啦
[00:20:10] 嗯
[00:20:10] 买苹果啦啊
[00:20:12] **睡觉耳朵沉听不进
[00:20:14] 是尤其刚吃了一盘
[00:20:17] 干嘛呀
[00:20:17] 这这
[00:20:18] 这精神恍惚
[00:20:19] 他们就必须得吃或吃一大把安眠药是躺着一听买苹果的来蹭坐起来了
[00:20:25] 嗯
[00:20:26] 老太太嘴馋爱吃苹果啊
[00:20:28] 走到高粱地里边儿的高楼
[00:20:30] 拔一根儿就改上口粮
[00:20:34] 进来吧
[00:20:35] 英国的热
[00:20:37] 将来我还上头
[00:20:39] 饺子冰箱啊谁能拿这个
[00:20:42] 你把白菜别动
[00:20:43] 这个别动
[00:20:44] 这这天
[00:20:45] 这天我告诉他
[00:20:46] 拿卡啊卡啊卡条件啊
[00:20:53] 双击一下
[00:20:54] 真惨了
[00:20:55] 是一翻白眼儿的
[00:20:56] 哎呀
[00:20:56] 这不是毒死的傻子嘿
[00:21:01] 好费这个劲干嘛呢
[00:21:04] 你把我眼泪都下来了啊
[00:21:06] 还哭头晕站着啊
[00:21:08] 爹爹是个好日子
[00:21:12] 有唱歌儿的吗
[00:21:14] 打夫人啊
[00:21:15] 蛋白质啊
[00:21:16] 装在棺材里边儿还是往外走啊
[00:21:19] 你从500万我家才是我的了啊
[00:21:21] 这一出大门口
[00:21:22] 儿头一个儿走歪了啊
[00:21:24] 这棺材碰墙上
[00:21:25] 嗯哼
[00:21:26] 嗯哼咕噜叫出来了啊
[00:21:30] ***醒了说没事儿了哎
[00:21:34] 房子小了啊
[00:21:35] 中国的对对对
[00:21:37] 敲了把棺材打开
[00:21:39] 嗯
[00:21:39] 就起来了啊
[00:21:41] 大伙瞧瞧
[00:21:42] 那大喜事儿是死而复生又活过来了
[00:21:45] 你爸爸顿足捶胸啊
[00:21:47] 哪儿的事儿去得了
[00:21:48] 那棺材都留着吧
[00:21:50] 以后还用得上啊
[00:21:51] 嗯
[00:21:52] 对的
[00:21:53] 事情又过了七八年啊
[00:21:55] 有一天你母亲吃葡萄干
[00:21:58] 这天上一脚地上一脚的啊
[00:22:01] 吃苹果没虾子吃
[00:22:02] 葡萄干儿掐死了
[00:22:03] 架不住多呀
[00:22:04] 啊麻袋
[00:22:05] 葡萄干啊
[00:22:08] 整个儿的吗
[00:22:09] 这都噎死了
[00:22:12] 噎死了
[00:22:13] 赶紧吧
[00:22:14] 装棺材吧
[00:22:14] 姑娘都在装棺材
[00:22:16] 大半没事儿找人抬棺出去啊
[00:22:18] 走到门口那里吧
[00:22:19] 我台啊
[00:22:20] 千万别撞墙啊
[00:22:25] 撞也撞不出来一麻袋来啊
[00:22:28] 还怎么地往下跑啊
[00:22:32] 越深越好哦
[00:22:33] 多跑点儿啊
[00:22:34] 大伙儿就跑了
[00:22:36] 不能再跑了
[00:22:37] 怎么啦
[00:22:37] 不能再跑了
[00:22:38] 为什么看见白宫啊
[00:22:40] 从那边出来了吗
[00:22:42] 透漏啊
[00:22:43] 好吧
[00:22:44] 来吧
[00:22:44] 弄好了往回走
[00:22:46] 你爸心里难过太难过啊
[00:22:48] 两口子感情得火
[00:22:51] 这时候想起来
[00:22:51] 现如今啊
[00:22:53] 活在世上深埋地下1000多米啊
[00:22:57] 哎哟
[00:22:57] 我真想念他啊
[00:22:59] 为了纪念他的管家
[00:23:01] 管家叫管家赶紧去找媒婆去啊
[00:23:06] 好好的娶个媳妇儿我纪念纪念你们夫人
[00:23:09] 我爸爸的脾气也怪点
[00:23:12] 后到别提这个了啊
[00:23:14] 还后到成家yo 10里八村的乡亲们都上这儿来啊
[00:23:18] 给你爸到底啊
[00:23:19] 都知道你爸啊
[00:23:21] 还不是啊
[00:23:22] 这是道喜的吗
[00:23:23] 这个爸爸也说
[00:23:24] 你别这样啊
[00:23:25] 气人有笑人哭着骂我
[00:23:28] 要是亏心的话
[00:23:29] 天打五雷轰哦
[00:23:30] 刚出炉
[00:23:31] 我靠
[00:23:34] 你爸的都没人样儿
[00:23:36] 头部都立着硬了点儿了点破脸都黑了啊
[00:23:39] 后面房子也全都烧了啊
[00:23:41] 要不然说这瞎话能随便说
[00:23:44] 那可不啊
[00:23:45] 有好心人呢
[00:23:46] 嗯
[00:23:46] 你把我抬的不协调啊
[00:23:48] 除了隔离网的天桥的
[00:23:53] 那就是我爸爸
[00:23:53] 反正还是那样儿
[00:23:55] 就是你爸没听说
[00:23:57] 嗯
[00:23:57] 没有后来好了
[00:23:59] 那可不是吗
[00:24:00] 又找到
[00:24:00] 找到北京老宅子那儿啊
[00:24:03] 两项住不了了
[00:24:04] 对
[00:24:05] 回去吧
[00:24:05] 回老来了
[00:24:06] 是到海滩陕西巷的
[00:24:10] 小糊涂
[00:24:10] 没那么些房子啊
[00:24:12] 没那么些房子
[00:24:13] 就剩一间了啊
[00:24:14] 咋回桥心里难过啊
[00:24:16] 想当初老于宦门之后
[00:24:19] 是马上来叫上去
[00:24:20] 现如今这小二十年
[00:24:22] 我没回来落魄
[00:24:24] 所以说看着啊
[00:24:25] 断壁残垣心里不是滋味儿啊
[00:24:27] 好在还有这些房子哦
[00:24:29] 我归置归置吧
[00:24:30] 拾掇拾掇拾掇拾掇
[00:24:31] 没准还能活
[00:24:33] 老人跪着做卫生
[00:24:34] A 怎么了
[00:24:35] 突然间在你们家的觅食里边发现了一件宝
[00:24:40] 是要没这个宝贝
[00:24:42] 老于家
[00:24:43] 后来不可能二次振兴阿又发家了
[00:24:46] 为什么后来你这么大的味儿啊
[00:24:48] 你爸爸有钱
[00:24:49] 你们这万还能买着
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