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[00:00:02] 西伯大头鬼房书安死中得活
[00:00:10] 被一个猎户姓王的叫王兴
[00:00:14] 把它给冲了
[00:00:16] 冲了是什么意思
[00:00:19] 就是他想死没死成
[00:00:21] 王猎户
[00:00:23] 把房山请到家里
[00:00:25] 盛情款待
[00:00:27] 本村的父老乡亲皆来祝贺
[00:00:32] 刹那间
[00:00:34] 笑语欢声
[00:00:36] 闹的越闹越僵
[00:00:39] 长春利用这个机会
[00:00:42] 了解附近这些人的情况
[00:00:46] 他们介绍说前边儿有个白家村
[00:00:52] 这白家村叫村儿
[00:00:54] 可比村儿大得多
[00:00:57] 那人呢
[00:00:57] 也多
[00:00:58] 也复杂
[00:00:59] 哪儿的人都有
[00:01:02] 那你说谁是贼这玩意儿不敢断言
[00:01:07] 发出来你琢磨
[00:01:09] 要不我先不死
[00:01:11] 十来里地儿
[00:01:12] 我去一趟
[00:01:13] 摸摸情况
[00:01:15] 要一无所获
[00:01:17] 我再死也不迟
[00:01:20] 他就这么去啦
[00:01:23] 似乎一点儿抓那儿也没有啊
[00:01:25] 这不叫普风捉影吗
[00:01:30] 正在这个时候
[00:01:31] 有人跑进来了
[00:01:33] 哎哟
[00:01:33] 坏了
[00:01:34] 外边来火人了
[00:01:36] 拿刀动枪的没完没了
[00:01:39] 要踏平咱们王家村
[00:01:42] 要踏平咱们靠山屯
[00:01:45] 可能是刚才有什么人被打了回去
[00:01:49] 搬兵去了
[00:01:51] 回来要报复
[00:01:54] 房书安一听就明白了
[00:01:56] 心慌
[00:01:57] 心累
[00:01:59] 那个被我扎了一刀跑了
[00:02:03] 我认为叫他捡个便宜就算了
[00:02:06] 没想到这小子回来报复
[00:02:08] 搬来救兵了
[00:02:10] 哎
[00:02:11] 我倒看看你是个角
[00:02:14] 但是呢
[00:02:15] 靠山屯的人都胆儿小
[00:02:18] 由其本宅主人汪星
[00:02:21] 王才儿脸全变色了
[00:02:24] 这
[00:02:25] 这怎么
[00:02:26] 这怎么办
[00:02:26] 这
[00:02:27] 这怎么办
[00:02:29] 有人就说
[00:02:30] 是不是骑着毛驴快进城去报警吧
[00:02:35] 让观念出面给调停此事
[00:02:38] 如今咱哪行啊
[00:02:40] 有的人就说
[00:02:41] 那来回得一天多的时间
[00:02:44] 黄瓜菜都凉了
[00:02:45] 也来不及了
[00:02:48] 房租啊
[00:02:48] 一听乐了
[00:02:49] 哼哼
[00:02:53] 大伙就问
[00:02:55] 你乐什么
[00:02:56] 哎呀
[00:02:57] 你们怕什么呢
[00:03:00] 有我在此
[00:03:02] 天下太平啊
[00:03:04] 不就几个小毛贼小地痞流氓吗
[00:03:09] 全包在我身上
[00:03:12] 那你一个人一个人
[00:03:17] 知道我是谁吗
[00:03:19] 哎
[00:03:19] 对了
[00:03:20] 还没来得及请教大名
[00:03:22] 您是哪位
[00:03:25] 听说没听说东京汴梁倒坐南衙开封府
[00:03:31] 那谁不知道包厢也呆的地方
[00:03:34] 对我就是包的人
[00:03:37] 手下
[00:03:38] 四品带刀的官员
[00:03:41] 我姓房
[00:03:42] 我叫房书安呢
[00:03:45] 提我
[00:03:46] 你们不太清楚
[00:03:48] 比我干爹你们大概有耳闻
[00:03:52] 你干爹是谁
[00:03:54] 那就是了不起的白眉大侠徐良
[00:03:58] 那是我干老哟
[00:04:02] 是吗
[00:04:04] 白眉大侠
[00:04:05] 徐良
[00:04:07] 是您干扰
[00:04:09] 哎呀
[00:04:11] 听说白眉大侠年纪不大呀
[00:04:15] 怎么有这么大干儿子
[00:04:18] 废话少说
[00:04:19] 他愿意
[00:04:20] 我愿意
[00:04:22] 其实我干姥儿也不算小
[00:04:24] 快30 了
[00:04:26] 明年我还不到50
[00:04:29] 大伙一听
[00:04:30] 这好啊
[00:04:31] 究竟为点什么
[00:04:32] 谁也不敢问
[00:04:34] 行了行了
[00:04:35] 你们知道就得了
[00:04:36] 我是倒坐南衙开封府的专人
[00:04:39] 专管抓差办案
[00:04:42] 为民虫害
[00:04:44] 你们都别怕
[00:04:45] 跟着我来
[00:04:46] 打开看看
[00:04:48] 开封府的官员在这房
[00:04:51] 船房大老爷跟着方老爷
[00:04:53] 没事儿
[00:04:55] 都是直接帮人来了精神
[00:04:58] 有的拿着木棒
[00:05:00] 有的拿着扁担
[00:05:02] 有的拿着套炉子
[00:05:04] 地铁通调
[00:05:06] 你拿个高棒子
[00:05:07] 拿棒子地
[00:05:09] Na 列XD 粪叉子的
[00:05:12] 这都当兵器
[00:05:15] 好像众星捧月一般
[00:05:17] 保护着房书安离开老王家赶奔靠山屯的屯子口
[00:05:24] 刚一到街上不远
[00:05:26] 就遇上了
[00:05:28] 灾害对面来了十好几个
[00:05:32] 有樱花枪的友邻
[00:05:34] 鬼头刀的
[00:05:35] 有力双刀的
[00:05:36] 有na 单拐的
[00:05:39] 为首的一个人一缺一点
[00:05:43] 能有30 多岁吧
[00:05:44] 房主安一眼就认出来了
[00:05:47] 正是要强暴王新的许可
[00:05:53] 你看这小子跟歪脖子狼差不多少
[00:05:56] 咱这肯定没事儿跑不了
[00:05:59] 我认识
[00:06:01] 帆帆把小刀100大伙儿都粘好粘好
[00:06:06] 嗯
[00:06:07] 奶奶
[00:06:09] 来了
[00:06:10] 小子
[00:06:11] 送死来了
[00:06:12] 我来a
[00:06:14] 弟兄们
[00:06:15] 就是他
[00:06:17] 他破坏了我的美食
[00:06:19] 而在屁股蛋子上扎了我一刀
[00:06:23] 把他剁了
[00:06:24] 把他剁了
[00:06:25] 把他大卸八块
[00:06:26] 把它点亮
[00:06:27] 天灯无上的
[00:06:31] 房书安一下
[00:06:32] 别打糊涂了
[00:06:34] 怎么这个事儿也得问清楚
[00:06:37] 把小刀一横
[00:06:38] 慢慢来
[00:06:41] 我哥
[00:06:41] 妹
[00:06:43] 现在你不来了
[00:06:45] 既来之
[00:06:46] 则安之
[00:06:48] 想干什么
[00:06:50] 咱把话说透
[00:06:52] 想动手
[00:06:53] 不难看见我也领人来了
[00:06:57] 各位
[00:06:58] 你们家住哪里
[00:07:00] 姓字名谁
[00:07:01] 感到各半儿吗
[00:07:04] 说明白了在哪那有多好
[00:07:06] 哎呀
[00:07:08] 小雅
[00:07:10] 少说废话
[00:07:12] 干什么
[00:07:13] 想套我们的实话
[00:07:15] 说出来之后你还想报官呢啊
[00:07:19] 我们不是三岁的孩子
[00:07:21] 不能上当受骗
[00:07:27] 上来了
[00:07:29] 房书安一看
[00:07:30] 这可怎么办
[00:07:32] 他心里一点底也没有
[00:07:34] 但是事到如今
[00:07:35] 也得豁出一头去了
[00:07:38] 刚才把大花扔出去
[00:07:40] 不拿出两下子
[00:07:41] 自己丢人事小
[00:07:43] 给干扰给开通
[00:07:44] 不丢人显眼
[00:07:47] 你看房团能力不怎么大
[00:07:49] 能虎
[00:07:52] 来吧来吧
[00:07:53] 小子
[00:07:54] 就这么点儿人
[00:07:55] 打得不过瘾呢
[00:07:57] 你们还有多少帮凶
[00:07:59] 最好一块儿来
[00:08:00] 我全把你们收拾了
[00:08:03] 嗯嗯
[00:08:05] 来
[00:08:07] 防反一晃
[00:08:08] 小片儿刀
[00:08:10] 跟这帮人是斗在一处
[00:08:15] 这帮人呢
[00:08:16] 也是唬人
[00:08:17] 地主等于一身
[00:08:18] 上手方出来你才看出来
[00:08:20] 闹了半天
[00:08:22] 年岁都不大
[00:08:24] 真正懂得武术的
[00:08:27] 几乎没有
[00:08:29] 都是山里的人
[00:08:31] 占着
[00:08:31] 胳膊粗
[00:08:32] 力气大
[00:08:34] A 方法
[00:08:34] 你心就有底了
[00:08:36] 防川在饭桶
[00:08:39] 这些年闯荡江湖
[00:08:41] 经验丰富
[00:08:44] 尤其多长时间
[00:08:46] 跟着白云瑞徐良经得多见得广啊
[00:08:51] 老婆这两下子派生忠诚
[00:08:55] 在看刀光闪闪
[00:08:57] 上下翻飞
[00:09:00] 方舒安进来
[00:09:02] 用刀捅软了
[00:09:03] 用脚踢
[00:09:05] 时间不再给削趴下吧歌
[00:09:10] 这些人一看可了不得
[00:09:13] 今儿个遇上高人了
[00:09:15] 甭问
[00:09:16] J 西瓜大脑袋不是侠客
[00:09:18] 也是剑客
[00:09:20] 干脆快跑吧哦
[00:09:25] 大部分都跑了
[00:09:27] 就上线领头儿的那个主因为屁股蛋子上有伤
[00:09:32] 行动不便
[00:09:34] 让防摔
[00:09:35] 一脚蹬倒生情火马
[00:09:39] 你说你不是a
[00:09:41] 有人拿绳给勒上
[00:09:43] 像捆猪似的
[00:09:46] 其他的人一哄而散
[00:09:49] 嘿
[00:09:49] 乡亲们打了胜仗高兴
[00:09:53] 哎呀
[00:09:53] 各位兄弟啊
[00:09:55] 开封府的人能耐真大呀
[00:09:58] 那不是的嘛
[00:09:59] 一人打好几个他都不费劲
[00:10:02] 方爷
[00:10:03] 您这真有两下子
[00:10:05] 您您也是侠客的身份
[00:10:09] 头几年是侠客
[00:10:11] 现在生机了
[00:10:12] 已经是剑客
[00:10:14] You Fang Lao 剑客
[00:10:15] 这可了不得
[00:10:16] 快快回去
[00:10:17] 不回去
[00:10:19] 又回到王心家里头
[00:10:22] 王心高兴
[00:10:24] 方炎、邓公
[00:10:26] 您看抓这人儿怎么处置
[00:10:29] 嗯
[00:10:30] 跟着以往的关系
[00:10:33] 我得过一趟
[00:10:34] 我是开封府的官职
[00:10:36] 而现在你们家就好比开封府的分号
[00:10:40] 好爸
[00:10:42] 你就好比包大人手下的办差官
[00:10:45] 张龙赵虎
[00:10:47] 我就是薄的人
[00:10:49] 我得升堂问案
[00:10:51] He 大伙儿一听
[00:10:52] 高兴
[00:10:53] 这是开封府的分号
[00:10:55] 我们成了张龙
[00:10:56] 赵虎半天关
[00:10:58] 一个个不由自主地把脖颈小腰板拔的溜之
[00:11:04] 主动地两旁站好
[00:11:07] 防川居中而坐
[00:11:08] 把桌子一拍
[00:11:10] 来呀
[00:11:11] 把罪犯给我带上
[00:11:13] 带上
[00:11:14] 带上
[00:11:15] 拳打脚踢
[00:11:18] 把那个小子给带出来
[00:11:21] 那小子还不服不忿呢
[00:11:23] 一进来眼睛冷冷
[00:11:27] 狠狠地瞪了一眼方书安
[00:11:30] 又丑出两边的人没意思
[00:11:32] 瞧不起
[00:11:34] 房书安看了一眼
[00:11:36] 嗯
[00:11:37] 好小子
[00:11:39] 你是有点儿不服气儿
[00:11:42] 这个不服
[00:11:43] 我也得叫你夫
[00:11:46] 来啊
[00:11:48] 王财、王兴在在
[00:11:51] 嗯
[00:11:51] 在哪揍
[00:11:53] 20 胖子喊奏
[00:11:56] 是啊
[00:11:59] 把猎枪的摁在地上
[00:12:01] Na 那狗吧扁的就录完了照片
[00:12:05] 又大的跟大腿啪啪啪啪啪啪
[00:12:09] 哎哎哟
[00:12:11] 打死别打了
[00:12:13] 饶命啊
[00:12:14] 别打了
[00:12:15] 别打了
[00:12:17] 揍了七八下就奏出叫来了
[00:12:20] 因为她屁股蛋子上有伤
[00:12:23] 王兴王词儿也缺德
[00:12:25] 专粘在伤口上
[00:12:27] 嗨
[00:12:27] 咱们哪受得了da 的血水迸流啊
[00:12:31] 至于他的脸也白了
[00:12:34] 夫之夫之直喘粗气
[00:12:36] 呃
[00:12:40] 我知罪了
[00:12:42] 啥子
[00:12:44] 你别不服啊
[00:12:45] 明人不做暗事
[00:12:48] 知道我谁吗
[00:12:51] 你不知道
[00:12:52] 不知道
[00:12:53] 叫你知道知道
[00:12:56] 我奶倒坐南衙
[00:12:57] 开封府四品办差官
[00:13:01] 江湖人称戏服大同鬼
[00:13:03] 我叫房书安
[00:13:06] 正常的
[00:13:07] 听说过
[00:13:09] 您就是方言
[00:13:10] 嗯
[00:13:12] 我干老白眉大侠徐良
[00:13:14] 我老叔玉面小达摩
[00:13:17] 白云瑞我爷爷
[00:13:19] 三江苏讲评
[00:13:21] 听说ma 是发乐
[00:13:25] 小人认罪
[00:13:26] 小人认罪
[00:13:27] 哎呀
[00:13:28] 你这就对了
[00:13:29] 光棍不吃眼前亏
[00:13:32] 报上名来
[00:13:33] 家住哪里
[00:13:34] 老师跟我说
[00:13:35] 不说还拍
[00:13:36] 你别拍了
[00:13:38] 我现在就说
[00:13:41] 嗯
[00:13:41] 我复姓东方
[00:13:44] 我叫东方瘦
[00:13:47] 你是个少
[00:13:48] 你不是人啊
[00:13:49] 东方少
[00:13:51] 住在哪儿
[00:13:52] 白家庄
[00:13:56] 方法一
[00:13:57] 想方才王兴王财就说过
[00:14:00] 那个地方人多
[00:14:02] 非常杂乱
[00:14:03] 哦
[00:14:03] 他就是白家庄的
[00:14:06] 你是干嘛的
[00:14:08] 哈哈哈
[00:14:10] 我给人家当狗屎的奴才
[00:14:13] 给谁家
[00:14:16] 给我家园美耶
[00:14:18] 我家员外爷叫东方白
[00:14:22] 嗯
[00:14:22] 东方呆啊
[00:14:24] 你叫东方少好吗
[00:14:28] 那你为什么要干这坏事呢
[00:14:30] 说
[00:14:31] 是这么回事儿
[00:14:33] 方爷人穷志短
[00:14:36] 马瘦毛长
[00:14:39] 按理说我们原文耶也没亏待我们
[00:14:42] 每个月我关十两银子
[00:14:45] 在这山区来说
[00:14:47] 这钱就够挑的
[00:14:50] 无奈
[00:14:50] 我有个嗜好
[00:14:52] 好堵
[00:14:54] 开了钱之后呢
[00:14:55] 我们哥们弟兄凑到一块就聚肚
[00:14:59] 我这手气也不好
[00:15:01] 十赌九输
[00:15:03] 甚至十赌十输
[00:15:06] 欠了不少的外债
[00:15:09] 实在没法归还了
[00:15:12] 就这么的良心丧于困地
[00:15:15] 背着我们缘分
[00:15:16] 也不知道
[00:15:18] 我就出来干坏事儿
[00:15:21] 我寻思
[00:15:21] 街道马强俩钱儿
[00:15:25] 缓缓地饥荒
[00:15:27] 哪知道啊
[00:15:29] 今儿个就遇上了小娘子了
[00:15:33] 这小娘子身上没带着钱
[00:15:36] 最值钱的就是一头毛驴
[00:15:39] He lia 包袱
[00:15:40] 那包袱里还装的竟是吃的
[00:15:43] 也不值钱
[00:15:44] 我一看
[00:15:45] 不白折腾了
[00:15:46] Ma
[00:15:47] 后来我又发现
[00:15:50] 内小娘子有几分姿色
[00:15:53] 我又是光棍
[00:15:55] 娶不起媳妇
[00:15:57] 我就动了坏心了
[00:16:00] 所以嘛
[00:16:02] 所以
[00:16:03] 所以
[00:16:05] 那么您就赶上了吗
[00:16:07] 您就扎了我一刀
[00:16:09] 我就跑了
[00:16:11] 呃
[00:16:11] 后来呢
[00:16:13] 后来我觉得我不出气呀
[00:16:15] 丢人现眼
[00:16:17] 白染一水
[00:16:19] 回去找我那几个赌友去了
[00:16:22] 刚才来的那些都是我的独有
[00:16:25] 我欠他们的钱
[00:16:27] 我说我呀
[00:16:28] 钱到手就叫人给夺去了
[00:16:31] 我编了一套瞎话
[00:16:33] 我让他们给我帮帮忙
[00:16:35] 把这钱夺回来
[00:16:38] 他们也不了解情况
[00:16:39] 拿刀动枪的就跟我来了
[00:16:42] 哪知道让您都给打跑了
[00:16:46] 这就是以往的实情
[00:16:48] 我半字没有虚假
[00:16:51] 好好好好
[00:16:54] 房船连问三遍
[00:16:56] 都给辞
[00:16:58] 看来是真的
[00:17:00] 你说怎么处置他
[00:17:03] 要他的命
[00:17:04] 他没犯死罪
[00:17:06] 你看
[00:17:06] 伸手的时候另作别论
[00:17:09] 倒霉
[00:17:10] 给杀了就是杀了
[00:17:12] 现在不是那个情况放
[00:17:15] 也不能放
[00:17:17] 纵虎归山必要伤人
[00:17:20] 无论如何
[00:17:20] 得有个交代
[00:17:23] 那好吧
[00:17:25] 现在先把你压下去啊
[00:17:28] 我们商量商量怎么处置你
[00:17:30] 或者送官
[00:17:33] 或者就地处决
[00:17:36] 我是开封府的
[00:17:37] 我们包的人有三口铜铡
[00:17:39] 两口宝剑
[00:17:41] 可以先斩后奏
[00:17:43] 我们这些手下的办差官也有先斩后奏之权
[00:17:48] 你懂吗
[00:17:50] 方乐饶命
[00:17:51] 方乐饶命
[00:17:52] 人非圣贤
[00:17:54] 孰能无过
[00:17:55] 你就当个屁
[00:17:57] 把我放了一堆
[00:17:59] 嘿嘿
[00:18:01] 房书安平凡也不敢惹男人
[00:18:06] 好好看着是是啊
[00:18:12] 把这东方售给压下去了
[00:18:16] 众人回去问方船方爷
[00:18:20] 您看怎么处置
[00:18:22] 别忙别忙
[00:18:24] 我呀
[00:18:24] 还有点儿事儿需要办
[00:18:27] 我之所以留她一口气儿
[00:18:30] 我打算让他帮着我办点事儿
[00:18:35] 你呢
[00:18:35] 什么事儿
[00:18:37] 我有点东西丢了
[00:18:40] 哎
[00:18:40] 实不相瞒呢
[00:18:41] 我现在正做鼻子
[00:18:44] 因为你们都是实在人
[00:18:46] 我也不好瞒着你们
[00:18:49] 嗯
[00:18:49] 嗯
[00:18:50] 您说呢
[00:18:51] 您救了我们的人呢
[00:18:52] 我们应当P 民效劳啊
[00:18:55] 你有用我们支出
[00:18:57] 我们万死不辞
[00:18:59] 您说什么事儿
[00:19:01] 哎呀啊啊
[00:19:03] 你哪
[00:19:05] 房租啊
[00:19:06] 也没人买
[00:19:07] 寻思跟他们说
[00:19:09] 也走入不了消息
[00:19:11] 就把天池夺宝丢宝的事儿讲述了一遍
[00:19:15] 众人一听
[00:19:17] 脸都变色儿了啊
[00:19:21] 你上了天池了
[00:19:23] 嗯嗯
[00:19:25] 那天池里头有东西啊
[00:19:28] 我们附近的人都知道
[00:19:30] 听说里头有售
[00:19:33] 什么先说不清楚
[00:19:35] 您这一说我们才知道
[00:19:37] 都别再伤害了
[00:19:39] 一个都没剩
[00:19:40] 放心吧
[00:19:41] 冒号属于你
[00:19:42] 再也没有积分零
[00:19:44] 一说丢
[00:19:45] 那个叫
[00:19:46] 叫什么玩意儿
[00:19:47] 九子莲花呀
[00:19:49] 你没见过
[00:19:51] 比呢真正的内莲花稍微小一点
[00:19:55] 那是稀世的珍宝啊
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