[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:00] 杜老判 [00:00:02] 把杜立三叫到床前 [00:00:05] 又在床前训子 [00:00:09] 问你学的怎么样 [00:00:11] 独立的还真不错 [00:00:13] 把什么五经四书啊 [00:00:15] 主要的内容啪啪啪 [00:00:17] 还背了背 [00:00:19] 对了 [00:00:20] 判评完评满意 [00:00:22] 嗯 [00:00:22] 行 [00:00:24] 有个条件 [00:00:26] 想教我宽恕你 [00:00:28] 行 [00:00:29] 你先到赵君庙 [00:00:31] 让张作霖宽恕你 [00:00:36] 你要杀人家 [00:00:39] 我把人家给放了 [00:00:40] 这个歌子必须揭开 [00:00:43] 你为什么杀人 [00:00:46] 一而再 [00:00:47] 再而三 [00:00:48] 你怎么能不是东西 [00:00:50] 你把这些事儿解释清楚了 [00:00:53] 张作霖对你谅解了 [00:00:55] 我开始 [00:00:56] 我才叫你恢复自由 [00:00:59] 是这样把它打回来的 [00:01:03] 但是不怕没好事 [00:01:04] 就怕没好人 [00:01:07] 张作霖跟着老师 [00:01:08] 杜泮林牵着马 [00:01:10] 还没等离开青马坎的时候 [00:01:12] 后边有人叫他 [00:01:15] 苏琳珊回头看 [00:01:16] 谁呀 [00:01:17] 狗头军师宋庆莲 [00:01:21] 他们俩是非常非常要好 [00:01:25] 宋青莲在呢 [00:01:27] 冲着白首 [00:01:29] 因此 [00:01:30] 杜立三你就告诉老师老师 [00:01:32] 您先在前面等我一会儿 [00:01:34] 我王了点儿东西 [00:01:36] 我去拿卡a [00:01:39] 那个老头儿挺实在 [00:01:41] 也没想别的 [00:01:42] 人家没有杂念 [00:01:44] 就是陪她来赔礼的 [00:01:47] 度列三利用这空隙 [00:01:50] 把马交给旁人 [00:01:52] 来惠宋青莲 [00:01:56] 给宋青莲把他领子没人儿的地方就问他 [00:02:00] 刷单加的你干什么去 [00:02:03] 上着几妙 [00:02:05] 风 [00:02:05] 我爹之命 [00:02:06] 给张作霖、张la ga da 赔不是去 [00:02:11] 你真想赔不是 [00:02:13] 那有啥法儿啊 [00:02:15] 不然的话 [00:02:16] 我爹不答应 [00:02:18] 哎哟我的少当家 [00:02:23] 最近日本遭到伏击 [00:02:25] 山炮大队全队覆没 [00:02:28] 这事儿你知道不 [00:02:30] 那谁不知道 [00:02:31] 都知道 [00:02:33] 你是谁干的都说是张作霖 [00:02:36] 对 [00:02:39] 咱们就拿这个事儿为例子 [00:02:41] 我说少当家 [00:02:43] 你可别马马虎虎的了 [00:02:46] 这张做林中飞是人吓人呢 [00:02:52] 这小子 [00:02:55] 迟早得成大器号儿 [00:02:59] 他要得的事还有你啊 [00:03:04] 我的上家的 [00:03:07] 你回忆回忆几年前 [00:03:09] 张作霖头上青马坎 [00:03:13] 妈妈 [00:03:13] 两桶大鼻涕呢 [00:03:15] 不是个小毛孩子吗 [00:03:17] A 是咱老张家的be 了 [00:03:20] 他小便把他培养成人的 [00:03:24] 为什么给他什么 [00:03:26] 你看几年的时间 [00:03:29] 变成什么样了 [00:03:31] 现在的赵吉庙跺一脚 [00:03:33] 刘熙乱划 [00:03:37] 他有一个穷光蛋线的骨了两三千人马呀 [00:03:43] 那么力量不次于咱们青马坎啦 [00:03:49] 跟咱们能够抗衡地就是张作霖 [00:03:56] 另外少当嘉宾 [00:03:57] 你再看看他的所作所为 [00:04:01] 学习双田洋行 [00:04:05] 谁敢干他能干 [00:04:08] 杀死三英统领王凤平单身大闹新民俗 [00:04:15] 谁敢干 [00:04:16] 他敢干 [00:04:19] 青龙便捷银子 [00:04:21] 杀死那些军队 [00:04:24] 得了银子五万两 [00:04:27] 他敢干 [00:04:29] 消灭酒之守几塔火 [00:04:35] 金寿山也是他干的 [00:04:39] 最近 [00:04:40] 他又伏击了日本山炮大队 [00:04:44] 纵观他的所作所为 [00:04:48] 这家伙是人中之杰呀 [00:04:53] 我少当家的 [00:04:55] 天无二日 [00:04:58] 国无二主 [00:05:00] 两雄不并立 [00:05:04] 你别忘了这句话呀 [00:05:06] 现在老张家的在是 [00:05:10] 这张作霖哪还顾着大妙 [00:05:13] 干爹长 [00:05:14] 干爹短 [00:05:16] 跟咱们三界沟青麻坎还有一定的联系 [00:05:22] 若老张家的百年之后 [00:05:25] 张作霖呢 [00:05:26] 肯定把脸拧翻 [00:05:30] 就得冲定咱们青马坎 [00:05:34] 商家的 [00:05:35] 我看的挺清楚 [00:05:36] 你不爱听我也得说 [00:05:39] 不是你杀了张作霖 [00:05:43] 你就得被张作霖给杀了 [00:05:47] 你们俩有一个活的 [00:05:52] 哎哟我的怪吓人的 [00:05:56] 那么您看我应该怎么办 [00:05:59] 怎么啦 [00:06:01] 当机立断 [00:06:04] 你到了照料 [00:06:06] 甜言蜜语假戏真差 [00:06:10] 你先把张作霖给稳住 [00:06:13] 而后出其不意 [00:06:15] 攻其不备 [00:06:17] 烦了他 [00:06:21] 张作霖衣服照君庙 [00:06:23] 群龙无首 [00:06:25] 不战自乱 [00:06:27] 我们趁乱接手赵集料 [00:06:30] 收拾残局 [00:06:33] 那个刘子不就是明天了吗 [00:06:35] 您不就是当家的吗 [00:06:39] 到了那时候 [00:06:40] 生米做熟饭了 [00:06:43] 你别总有1万个不乐意 [00:06:46] 能奈你喝 [00:06:49] 总之 [00:06:49] 你们是亲父子 [00:06:51] 张作霖是外婆牙 [00:06:53] 到了那时候 [00:06:55] 你爹自然就像着你啦 [00:06:58] 别有顾虑 [00:07:00] 大胆地干吧 [00:07:03] 这可是千载难逢的好机会啊 [00:07:09] 哎呀 [00:07:09] 哦 [00:07:12] 我说 [00:07:13] 这事儿可够大的 [00:07:17] 我爹刚消了气儿 [00:07:20] 本来让我去赔礼去 [00:07:23] 你我没陪我到那杀张作霖 [00:07:27] 呢 [00:07:28] 我爹非跟我翻脸不可 [00:07:30] 到那时候后果不堪设想 [00:07:33] 哎呀 [00:07:33] 瞻前顾后 [00:07:35] 难得将军做呀 [00:07:38] 煞当家的 [00:07:39] 我把话都说了 [00:07:41] 成破厉害也跟你讲了 [00:07:43] 你自己看着办 [00:07:46] 如果 [00:07:48] 你要不听我的 [00:07:49] 将来你有后悔的那一天 [00:07:54] 我在告诉你 [00:07:57] 咱们青马坎虽然有好几千人马 [00:08:01] 就叫张作霖 [00:08:02] 这几次上青马看这喔 [00:08:07] 人心都要变了 [00:08:10] 别看这些人人在青马开心在赵佳妙 [00:08:15] 或多或少受张作霖的影想 [00:08:20] 有2/3 都倾向赵君庙 [00:08:25] 将来张作霖要得是帮打 [00:08:29] 把手臂摇 [00:08:32] 咱们青马坎马上就土崩瓦解 [00:08:36] 哎呀 [00:08:37] 你就成光杆司令了你啊 [00:08:42] 这些事情你难道就没看到吗 [00:08:47] 啊 [00:08:48] 哦 [00:08:49] 有道理 [00:08:51] 有道理啊 [00:08:53] 不过我真杀他 [00:08:56] 我还回得来 [00:08:57] 怎么能回不来呢 [00:09:00] 就比如少当家的 [00:09:02] 你浑身的武艺 [00:09:04] 就你这功夫 [00:09:06] 就你呢 [00:09:06] 管那个直径儿 [00:09:08] 谁比得了 [00:09:11] 你现在是叫老张家的管傻了 [00:09:14] 你浑身的武艺施展不出来了 [00:09:19] 打了100多匹马就冲出来了 [00:09:23] 等他们明白过来 [00:09:25] 为时已晚了 [00:09:27] 这就叫出其不意 [00:09:29] 迅雷不及掩耳 [00:09:33] 难道这个还用我教给你吗 [00:09:37] 嗯 [00:09:39] 啊 [00:09:41] 不过你别看我哈哈笑 [00:09:44] 我走之后算不算啊 [00:09:48] 七月初三 [00:09:51] 七月初四我到赵集庙 [00:09:54] 初五住 [00:09:55] 一晚上出溜下首出七 [00:10:00] 你别领人接应我呀 [00:10:04] 行行行 [00:10:05] 你前脚走 [00:10:06] 后脚我就派人支援你 [00:10:10] 放心吧 [00:10:12] 俩人商量好了 [00:10:14] 宋庆莲赠送他一把匕首 [00:10:19] 然后贴在这腿肚子上 [00:10:22] 粘好了外面拿裤腿一盖 [00:10:24] 一点看不出来 [00:10:27] 表面上没带家伙 [00:10:29] 麻痹张作霖 [00:10:32] 就这样 [00:10:33] 杜立三来的 [00:10:36] 但是咱要说清楚一点 [00:10:38] 他那老师杜泮林一无所知 [00:10:43] 那老头是好人 [00:10:45] 哪知道肚里咱这些弯道 [00:10:50] 因此 [00:10:51] 这杜立三呢 [00:10:52] 一见着张作霖假好假后痛哭流涕 [00:10:58] 你还别说 [00:11:00] 谁加购个好演员 [00:11:04] 把很多人都给蒙B 了 [00:11:08] 头一天为什么没下手 [00:11:09] 一个他跟宋青莲定的日子不对 [00:11:14] D 2 [00:11:16] 头三脚对劈开 [00:11:20] 哎 [00:11:20] 别让大伙看着楦头 [00:11:23] 稳住 [00:11:23] 大伙儿都好下手 [00:11:26] 他是选定第二天晚上动手 [00:11:29] 也就是七月初七 [00:11:33] 闲言少叙 [00:11:36] 杜丽珊那把刀握在手中一翻身 [00:11:42] 不翻身怎么絮叨 [00:11:46] 移动的 [00:11:48] 就听头顶的窗户外头有人 [00:11:52] 忍不住喊了一嗓子 [00:11:54] 他俩在肚里还吓一哆嗦 [00:11:58] 没敢住 [00:12:00] 就不会难过 [00:12:02] 读一读一二 [00:12:05] 马鞍包 [00:12:07] 哇哇哇哇哇 [00:12:11] 就在这窗台外头 [00:12:12] 过去一只对动力还在心跳的等等等 [00:12:16] 等等等等 [00:12:18] 哎哟我的妈呀 [00:12:20] 哎 [00:12:20] 这嗓子怎么像给我喊地是地 [00:12:24] 他擦去了白毛汗 [00:12:26] 等一会儿静下来了 [00:12:29] 他二次曲刀刚降行凶 [00:12:33] 这瓶脚下的窗户外头俩有一房子 [00:12:40] 注意注意啊 [00:12:43] 提高警惕 [00:12:44] 多夸夸 [00:12:46] 像那个你就拉倒得了呗阿宝 [00:12:51] 杜立三你想 [00:12:54] 我和张作霖不是鱼死就是网播 [00:13:00] 有他没我 [00:13:01] 是有我没他呀 [00:13:04] 我 [00:13:05] 别忘了 [00:13:05] 我干什么来的 [00:13:08] 错过这机会可就没了 [00:13:13] 因此 [00:13:14] 他贼心不死 [00:13:17] 听了听外边儿没有动静儿 [00:13:21] 他把手腕子一翻 [00:13:24] 紧咬牙关 [00:13:25] 对准张作霖的一犬呢 [00:13:30] 哎哟 [00:13:33] 一瓶一刀 [00:13:37] 这把大莽子 [00:13:40] 往前面的苗子都七寸长 [00:13:44] 锋芒利刃 [00:13:47] 扎的人身上跟穿斗腐差不多少 [00:13:53] 真要给虚拟进去 [00:13:56] 那张作霖肯定得交代 [00:14:00] 但是 [00:14:02] 就在这匕首已经发出去的时候 [00:14:08] 杜立三就觉着 [00:14:10] 这个手腕子被人家给标注了 [00:14:15] 嗯 [00:14:19] 像一把前子相思 [00:14:23] 按住他的寸关尺使了个反关节 [00:14:27] 哎哟 [00:14:29] 还来 [00:14:33] 忙着落地 [00:14:36] 杜立三个胳膊就背过去了 [00:14:39] 嗨呀 [00:14:40] 我是歌 [00:14:43] 好像没折了 [00:14:46] 谁啊 [00:14:47] 刚做的 [00:14:52] 别看张作霖鼻息如雷沉沉大睡 [00:14:59] 其实啊 [00:15:01] 那都是装的 [00:15:05] 张作霖是贼里不要的手 [00:15:08] 能干什么呢 [00:15:11] 你别看大家 [00:15:13] 向他提建议 [00:15:16] 张作霖表面上不同意大伙儿的说法 [00:15:21] 习大海摔 [00:15:23] 认为这无所谓 [00:15:25] 我哥哥不能 [00:15:27] 他嘴是这么说的 [00:15:30] 张作霖在心里是透明的呀 [00:15:35] 他深知与虎同眠密 [00:15:39] 决无善兽 [00:15:42] 我这是哪陪着他睡觉 [00:15:45] 我身边儿搁着一头猛虎 [00:15:49] 随时随地都可能伤我 [00:15:53] 张作霖心说 [00:15:54] 我假装熟睡 [00:15:57] 我看你吧 [00:15:59] 我如何 [00:16:00] 我要考验考验你 [00:16:04] 那个说外边的巡逻率怎么那么巧哎 [00:16:08] 那是安排 [00:16:09] 可不是张作霖安排的是孙烈臣、张作线 [00:16:16] 派吉君从砍朝喜 [00:16:18] 汤二五张四飞 [00:16:21] 率领人就在这对不周围布下岗哨 [00:16:26] 也可以说布下天罗地网 [00:16:31] 随时保护屋里队长的安全 [00:16:36] 有多少人耳朵贴在窗户纸上听屋里的动静 [00:16:43] 呢度里三一拽地脑子一翻身 [00:16:47] 能没声儿 [00:16:48] 只要出这种事儿 [00:16:50] 外边就韩国列 [00:16:54] 要不说人呢 [00:16:55] 詹世则迷 [00:16:57] 两次警告都不听到了 [00:17:00] 第三次让张作霖一拧 [00:17:04] 他就手腕子 [00:17:08] 把匕首给度过去 [00:17:13] 张作霖把匕首捡起来 [00:17:15] 问度离思安大哥 [00:17:18] 怎么个意思 [00:17:21] 比如说 [00:17:22] 该怎么喂 [00:17:26] 这十张做 [00:17:28] 你就把灯点燃了 [00:17:30] 你怎么一甩 [00:17:33] 借着灯光一看 [00:17:35] 度利塞那脸也变色儿了 [00:17:39] 哎呀 [00:17:41] 兄弟啊 [00:17:43] 别提了 [00:17:45] 我先叫你看看 [00:17:46] 你别嫌脏啊 [00:17:49] 这度牛杂还真有词儿 [00:17:52] 把短裤吞下来了 [00:17:55] 让张作霖瞅他这刚 [00:17:58] 张作霖这才发现 [00:18:01] 他的腿里子起了两大片牛皮癣