[00:00:00] Step Right Up (LP版) - Tom Waits
[00:00:03] Written by：Tom Waits
[00:00:11] Step right up step right up step right up
[00:00:17] Everyone's a winner bargains galore
[00:00:20] That's right you too can be the proud owner
[00:00:23] Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
[00:00:27] Onetenth of a dollar one tenth of a dollar
[00:00:31] We got service after sales
[00:00:34] You need perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring
[00:00:38] Something for the little lady something for the little lady
[00:00:40] Something for the little lady hmm
[00:00:41] Three for a dollar
[00:00:43] We got a year end clearance we got a white sale
[00:00:46] And a smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away today
[00:00:51] Act now act now and receive as our gift
[00:00:55] Our gift to you
[00:00:56] They come in all colors one size fits all
[00:01:00] No muss no fuss no spills you're tired of kitchen drudgery
[00:01:03] Everything must go going out of business going out of business
[00:01:07] Going out of business sale
[00:01:09] Fifty percent off original retail price skip the middle man
[00:01:13] Don't settle for less
[00:01:14] How do we do it how do we do'it volume volume
[00:01:16] Turn up the volume
[00:01:19] Now you've heard it advertised don't hesitate
[00:01:23] Don't be caught with your drawers down
[00:01:24] Don't be caught with your drawers down
[00:01:26] You can step right up step right up
[00:01:30] That's right it filets it chops it dices slices
[00:01:32] Never stops lasts a lifetime mows your lawn
[00:01:36] And it mows your awn and
[00:01:37] It picks up the kids from school
[00:01:38] It gets ridof unwanted facial hair it gets rid of
[00:01:40] Embarrassing age spots
[00:01:41] It delivers a pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens
[00:01:46] And it finds that slipper that's been at large
[00:01:48] Under the chaise lounge for several weeks
[00:01:51] And it plays a mean Rhythm master
[00:01:53] It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick your collar
[00:01:56] And it's only dollar step right up
[00:01:59] It's only a dollar step right up
[00:02:02] 'Cause it forges your signature
[00:02:04] If not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product
[00:02:07] For complete refund of price of purchase
[00:02:10] Step rightup
[00:02:12] Please allow thirty days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap imitations
[00:02:15] You can live in it live in
[00:02:17] It laugh in it love in it
[00:02:18] Swim in it sleep in it
[00:02:19] Live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it
[00:02:21] Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets that's right
[00:02:25] And it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet
[00:02:31] Tired of being the life of the party
[00:02:32] Change your shorts change your life change your life
[00:02:35] Change into a nine year old Hindu boy get rid of your wife
[00:02:40] And it walks your dog and it doubles on sax
[00:02:43] Doubles on sax you can jump back Jack see you later alligator
[00:02:46] See you later alligator
[00:02:47] And it steals your car
[00:02:49] It gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking
[00:02:51] It's a friend and it's a companion
[00:02:53] And it's the only product you will ever need
[00:02:55] Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
[00:02:58] Well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff
[00:03:02] Gives you dandruff and it's finds you
[00:03:04] Ajob it is a job
[00:03:07] And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange
[00:03:11] And it gives you denture breath
[00:03:15] And you know it's a friend and it's a companion
[00:03:18] And it gets rid of your traveler's checks
[00:03:21] It's new it's improved it's old fashioned
[00:03:23] Well it takes care of business never needs winding
[00:03:25] Never needs winding never needs winding
[00:03:28] Gets rid of blackheads the heartbreak of psoriasis
[00:03:31] Christ you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy
[00:03:33] C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon
[00:03:37] 'Cause it's effective it's defective it creates household odors
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