[00:00:01] OH BO (studio) - Bo Burnham [00:00:01] I feel like hip hop [00:00:03] Used to be a voice for the voiceless [00:00:05] You know [00:00:07] And now it's become [00:00:08] At least in the mainstream [00:00:10] A symbol of misogyny gay panic [00:00:17] Fiscal irresponsibility [00:00:21] So I figure [00:00:24] If you can't beat 'em [00:00:28] Join 'em [00:00:29] Hittin' the club up VIP [00:00:30] I got a fake mustache [00:00:31] And a fake ID [00:00:32] I look like Wooly Willy [00:00:33] With a really wooly willy [00:00:36] And I bypass the bouncer [00:00:36] Pass by an ex and I flex and [00:00:38] Bounce her wowser [00:00:39] Look at all of Bo's hoes [00:00:41] Looking for a ride on Bo's hose [00:00:43] And I spot a little Latino [00:00:44] Booty so big call it Oprah's ego [00:00:46] We go to it through it she says [00:00:48] "Dios mía mi amigo " [00:00:50] Pull it out stick it in your mouth [00:00:52] And I bust in the back of ya [00:00:54] Swallow bitch there's people starving in Africa [00:00:57] Single every single day [00:00:59] Do it every single way [00:01:01] Make the single ladies say [00:01:03] Oooh Bo [00:01:05] And if I were gay [00:01:07] Though I swear I'm straight [00:01:08] I'd make the fellas say [00:01:11] You're an ice cream [00:01:12] Sundae with a cherry on top [00:01:13] But careful cherry [00:01:14] 'Cause I'm the King of Pop [00:01:15] Pop pop pop goes my weasel [00:01:17] Now ya looking like [00:01:18] Jackson Pollock's easel [00:01:20] My suggestion is: [00:01:20] You don't blow 'til you [00:01:22] Know what congestion is [00:01:23] Swallow when you know what digestion is [00:01:24] Follow Bo the only question is: [00:01:26] Have you been splattered before [00:01:27] By the mad-hatter matador [00:01:30] Cake-batter never more [00:01:31] It don't matter whether you're [00:01:33] Spanish French Swedish or Cambodian [00:01:37] I'll slime you so hard you [00:01:38] Could be on Nickelodeon [00:01:40] Single every single day [00:01:42] Do it every single way [00:01:44] Make the single ladies say [00:01:46] Oooh Bo [00:01:48] And if I were gay [00:01:49] Though I swear I'm straight [00:01:51] I'd make the fellas say [00:01:53] Oooh Bo [00:01:56] Oh Bo-o ooh Bo Bo [00:02:00] A-a-Oooh Bo Oooh Bo Oooh Bo [00:02:09] You think that you can handle me [00:02:11] Girl don't make me laugh [00:02:12] I said my junk is bipolar [00:02:14] It'll split you in half (yea) [00:02:17] And if you're lucky [00:02:18] I might just bring you home [00:02:20] And I'll have you going down [00:02:21] Like you're growin' an extra chromosome [00:02:23] And when you grab me [00:02:25] Don't grab me by my buns [00:02:27] 'Cause I got a bad case of the ru-ruunnnns [00:02:32] I got the runs [00:02:33] I got the ru-u-u-uuuns [00:02:38] Single every single day [00:02:39] Do it every single way [00:02:41] Make the single ladies say [00:02:44] Oooh Bo [00:02:46] And if I were gay [00:02:47] Though I swear I'm straight [00:02:49] I'd make the fellas say [00:02:51] Oooh Bo [00:02:53] I wanna break it down for ya'll [00:02:55] I came from the streets with nothin' [00:02:58] Now I'm makin' hit records [00:03:01] For my people still livin' in the streets [00:03:03] Still livin' in poverty I wanna tell you [00:03:05] I'm doin' this for you [00:03:08] My success is your success [00:03:12] And I know you may be thinkin' [00:03:13] Hey if you really believe that [00:03:14] Why don't you use some of your money [00:03:16] To help rebuild the neighborhood [00:03:17] Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski [00:03:22] And to that I say (uh chorus is comin' up): [00:03:28] Single every single day [00:03:30] Do it every single way [00:03:31] Make the single ladies say [00:03:34] Oooh Bo [00:03:36] And if I were gay [00:03:37] Though I swear I'm straight 404

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