[00:00:00] Titties & Beer - Frank Zappa
[00:00:07] It was the blackest night
[00:00:09] There was no moon in sight
[00:00:11] You know the stars ain't shinin'
[00:00:13] 'Cause the sky's too tight
[00:00:15] I heard the scarey wind
[00:00:16] I seen some ugly trees
[00:00:18] There was a werewolf honkin'
[00:00:21] 'Long the aide of me
[00:00:23] I'm mean 'n I'm bad y'know I ain't no sissy
[00:00:26] Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
[00:00:30] Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me
[00:00:34] 'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery mystery
[00:00:44] I noticed even the crickets
[00:00:46] Was actin' weird up here
[00:00:49] So I figured I might
[00:00:50] Just drink a little beer
[00:00:52] I said "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on "
[00:00:56] But there was no reply
[00:00:57] 'Cause she was gone
[00:01:00] "Where's those titties I like so well
[00:01:03] 'N' my godam beer "
[00:01:04] Is what I started to yell then I heard this noise
[00:01:08] Like a crunchin' twig 'n up jumped the Devil
[00:01:13] He's about this big
[00:01:14] He had a red suit on
[00:01:16] An' a widow's peak
[00:01:17] An' then a pointed tail
[00:01:19] 'N like a sulphur reek
[00:01:20] Yes it was him awright
[00:01:22] I swear I knowed it was
[00:01:24] He had some human flesh
[00:01:26] Stuck underneath his claws
[00:01:28] You know it looked to me
[00:01:30] Like it was titty skin
[00:01:32] I said "You sonofabifch "
[00:01:33] 'Cause I was mad at him
[00:01:35] Well he just got out the floss
[00:01:37] 'N started cleanin' his fang
[00:01:39] So I shot him with my shooter
[00:01:41] Said: BANG BANG BANG
[00:01:43] The sucker just laughed 'n said "Put it away
[00:01:47] You know I ate her all up now what you gonna say "
[00:01:51] YOU ATE MY CHRISSY "Yeah titties 'n all "
[00:01:54] WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN "Were the cans this tall "
[00:01:58] EVEN HER BOOTS "Would I lie to you "
[00:02:01] SHIT YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY "Yes this is true'
[00:02:05] 'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE
[00:02:07] STUFF THAT YOU DO
[00:02:09] "I can't complain when the checks come through ''
[00:02:13] WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY 'N I WANT MY BEER
[00:02:16] SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW DEVIL
[00:02:18] DO YOU HEAR
[00:02:20] "Blow it out your ass motorcycle man I am fhe Devil
[00:02:25] Do you understand
[00:02:27] Just what will you give me for your titties and beer
[00:02:31] I suppose you noticed this little contract here ''
[00:02:35] YER GODDAM RIGHT YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE
[00:02:38] THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
[00:02:40] I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR
[00:02:42] GIMME THAT PAPER BET YER ASS
[00:02:44] I'LL SIGN 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER 'N IT'S TITTY-
[00:02:48] SQUEEZIN' TIME
[00:02:50] "You can't fool me man you ain't that bad
[00:02:53] I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had
[00:02:56] Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too
[00:03:00] 'N both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you
[00:03:04] "WELL LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE
[00:03:06] I MEAN YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO WHATCHA GONNA DO
[00:06:15] And then the Devil puked
[00:06:17] 'N out jumped m'girl
[00:06:19] They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'
[00:06:21] All around the world she said:
[00:06:23] "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS
[00:06:26] AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED SO F**K YOU CLOWNS "
[00:06:29] And then she gave us the finger
[00:06:32] It was rigid 'n stiff
[00:06:33] That's when the Devil he farted
[00:06:35] An' she went right over the cliff
[00:06:44] The Devil was mad took off to my pad
[00:06:47] I swear I do declare
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