[00:00:01] You see Elphie now that we're friends I've decided to make you my new project [00:00:04] Elphie,我们现在是朋友,我打算来个180度大转变 [00:00:04] You really don't have to do that [00:00:07] 你真的可以省省 [00:00:07] I know That's what makes me so nice [00:00:14] 我知道,你就是想表现得友好点 [00:00:14] WHENEVER I SEE SOMEONE [00:00:16] 当我看见 [00:00:16] LESS FORTUNATE THAN I [00:00:18] 有人比我活得还惨 [00:00:18] (AND LET'S FACE IT -- WHO ISN'T [00:00:20] 我看看,是谁啊 [00:00:20] LESS FORTUNATE THAN I ) [00:00:22] 有人比我活得还惨 [00:00:22] MY TENDER HEART [00:00:24] 我心太软 [00:00:24] TENDS TO START TO BLEED [00:00:26] 不忍心去看 [00:00:26] AND WHEN SOMEONE NEEDS A MAKEOVER [00:00:28] 如果有人要打扮 [00:00:28] I SIMPLY HAVE TO TAKE OVER [00:00:30] 交给我一切都好办 [00:00:30] I KNOW I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY NEED [00:00:37] 我知道他们到底要什么 [00:00:37] AND EVEN IN YOUR CASE [00:00:40] 就算是你这样 [00:00:40] THO' IT'S THE TOUGHEST CASE I'VE YET TO FACE [00:00:45] 我还真没见过你这样 [00:00:45] DON'T WORRY -- I'M DETERMINED TO SUCCEED [00:00:50] 别灰心,我一定会成功 [00:00:50] FOLLOW MY LEAD [00:00:53] 跟着我来 [00:00:53] AND YES INDEED [00:00:57] 是的 [00:00:57] YOU WILL BE [00:01:02] 你一定会成为 [00:01:02] POPULAR [00:01:04] 大明星 [00:01:04] YOU'RE GONNA BE POPULAR [00:01:06] 你会变得受欢迎 [00:01:06] I'LL TEACH YOU THE PROPER PLOYS [00:01:08] 我教你如何去 [00:01:08] WHEN YOU TALK TO BOYS [00:01:09] 和男神搭讪 [00:01:09] LITTLE WAYS TO FLIRT AND FLOUNCE [00:01:12] 还有放电的秘诀 [00:01:12] I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT SHOES TO WEAR [00:01:14] 我教你穿戴方法 [00:01:14] HOW TO FIX YOUR HAIR [00:01:15] 如何烫头发 [00:01:15] EVERYTHING THAT REALLY COUNTS [00:01:18] 小细节会使你变成个 [00:01:18] TO BE POPULAR [00:01:20] 大明星 [00:01:20] I'LL HELP YOU BE POPULAR [00:01:22] 我会让你受欢迎 [00:01:22] YOU'LL HANG WITH THE RIGHT COHORTS [00:01:24] 你找个好基友 [00:01:24] YOU'LL BE GOOD AT SPORTS [00:01:26] 你会很擅长运动 [00:01:26] KNOW THE SLANG YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW [00:01:28] 你有很长的路去走 [00:01:28] SO LET'S START [00:01:30] 快开始吧 [00:01:30] 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN AWF'LLY LONG WAY TO GO [00:01:34] 因为你有很长的路去走 [00:01:34] DON'T BE OFFENDED BY MY FRANK ANALYSIS [00:01:37] 不要因我的实话感到不高兴 [00:01:37] THINK OF IT AS PERSONALITY DIALYSIS [00:01:39] 全当是我给你人品大剖析 [00:01:39] NOW THAT I'VE CHOSEN TO BECOME A PAL A SIS- [00:01:43] 既然我被选为你的 [00:01:43] TER AND ADVISER [00:01:44] 私人顾问 [00:01:44] THERE'S NOBODY WISER [00:01:45] 没有人比我更懂得 [00:01:45] NOT WHEN IT COMES TO POPULAR -- [00:01:48] 如何变得受欢迎 [00:01:48] I KNOW ABOUT POPULAR [00:01:51] 我知道怎样受欢迎 [00:01:51] AND WITH AN ASSIST FROM ME [00:01:53] 在我的帮助下 [00:01:53] TO BE WHO YOU'LL BE [00:01:54] 你会成为自己想要的那样 [00:01:54] INSTEAD OF DREARY WHO-YOU-WERE ARE [00:01:57] 而不是过去的邋遢 [00:01:57] THERE'S NOTHING THAT CAN STOP YOU [00:01:59] 没什么能阻挡 [00:01:59] FROM BECOMING POPU- [00:02:00] 你会是个大明星 [00:02:00] LER LAR [00:02:03] // [00:02:03] LA LA LA LA [00:02:09] // [00:02:09] WE'RE GONNA MAKE [00:02:09] 我会让你变得 [00:02:09] YOU POPULAR [00:02:14] 受欢迎 [00:02:14] WHEN I SEE DEPRESSING CREATURES [00:02:16] 当我看见谁不开心 [00:02:16] WITH UNPREPOSSESSING FEATURES [00:02:19] 因为形象不时尚 [00:02:19] I REMIND THEM ON THEIR OWN BEHALF [00:02:22] 我会提醒他们注意自己的举止 [00:02:22] TO THINK OF [00:02:24] 要对自己狠 [00:02:24] CELEBRATED HEADS OF STATE OR [00:02:27] 无论是国家首脑 [00:02:27] SPECIALLY GREAT COMMUNICATORS [00:02:30] 还是重要外交官 [00:02:30] DID THEY HAVE BRAINS OR KNOWLEDGE