[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 这三位可共5 Y [00:00:04] 走在前面的 [00:00:06] 是个细高条老头 [00:00:10] 后边儿领着两个矬老头儿 [00:00:15] 其中一个左老头儿长得墩咕噜地 [00:00:19] 是个矮胖子 [00:00:21] 胖子都没有脖子 [00:00:24] 红拂拂着脸庞 [00:00:26] 白狐好像洗面佛差不多少 [00:00:31] 还有一个老头 [00:00:32] 课本来不矮 [00:00:35] 先生是个大罗锅 [00:00:39] 要他的命了 [00:00:41] 那厚背朝天 [00:00:43] 脸朝着地直不起腰来 [00:00:46] 如果这边能站起来 [00:00:48] 那可也超过90 元 [00:00:53] 这都不奇怪 [00:00:56] 走在前面 [00:00:57] 锡膏条这老头 [00:01:00] 长得脸蛋子是狗 [00:01:02] 舌头一条把巴掌伸开把 [00:01:06] 脸一捂看不着脸 [00:01:10] 又一枚小圆眼睛 [00:01:12] 鹰钩鼻子 [00:01:13] 毛片儿嘴 [00:01:15] 念口着白胡须 [00:01:19] 小便挺系在头顶瘫着 [00:01:23] 在手里边还举着个招牌 [00:01:27] 招牌上写着字儿 [00:01:29] 太气人了 [00:01:32] 上联 [00:01:33] 雪 [00:01:34] 阳世三间 [00:01:37] 为所欲为 [00:01:40] 任凭米 [00:01:42] 燕草碧府 [00:01:45] 古往今来放过谁 [00:01:50] 坑的还写四个 [00:01:51] 字儿你可来了 [00:01:55] 媳妇 [00:01:55] 这这辈子干嘛这位置 [00:01:59] 晒干后的那个罗锅呢 [00:02:01] 老头儿也举着个招牌 [00:02:05] 刚才上写的是那么几句话 [00:02:09] He 泰山压屏抬头难 [00:02:13] 只见黄土难见天 [00:02:17] 有朝一日身站起 [00:02:20] 还叫宇宙翻一翻 [00:02:27] 横枇写着四个字 [00:02:29] 而现事现办 [00:02:33] 你吃吃干嘛去玩呢 [00:02:36] 拦住站住 [00:02:39] 仨老头 [00:02:40] 站住 [00:02:41] 没什么事儿啊 [00:02:43] 你们干什么呢 [00:02:45] 我看着打得挺热闹 [00:02:47] 大家都看着热闹 [00:02:48] 切 [00:02:50] 这有什么好看的 [00:02:52] 拿刀动枪的 [00:02:53] 把你们杀了 [00:02:54] 怎么走走 [00:02:56] 该干什么干什么去 [00:03:00] 哎哟 [00:03:00] 你这出家人说话怎么这么不讲道理 [00:03:06] 出家人慈悲 [00:03:09] 出家人应该善良 [00:03:11] 你瞅你横眉立目 [00:03:13] 跟个土匪相似 [00:03:15] A [00:03:16] 你敢骂我骂骂你们是好的 [00:03:22] A 抓住他 [00:03:23] 对啊 [00:03:23] 咱们都不是好东西 [00:03:26] 僧兵僧将以强凌弱过来 [00:03:29] 一伸手 [00:03:31] 倒霉了 [00:03:33] 就见那细高挑的老头深情摆动 [00:03:37] 左转右晃 [00:03:38] 筷子闪电 [00:03:40] 一般把手指头伸出来 [00:03:42] 别动别动别动 [00:03:43] 啪啪别动 [00:03:47] 一口气儿点住六个 [00:03:50] 解决 [00:03:52] 皂动不了 [00:03:55] 三科技园 [00:03:57] 打着打着 [00:03:59] 一零队伍里头一阵喧哗 [00:04:03] 在心里的咯噔一声 [00:04:06] 哇噻 [00:04:08] 注意防蓝的援兵分成 [00:04:12] 我得严加防范 [00:04:14] 因此虚晃一招 [00:04:16] 跳出圈外 [00:04:18] 想看看怎么回事儿 [00:04:20] 下九霄热得例如这个地位喘喘气儿老头也回归本质 [00:04:27] 一股龙头拐杖大口大口喘气儿 [00:04:31] 拿手绢擦汗 [00:04:34] 咱说句问 [00:04:36] 到了队伍当中疑问 [00:04:39] 人们跟他讲说一切 [00:04:42] 然后用手禁止是分开 [00:04:44] 这都是 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云南保山铁扇司二当家的铁面伽蓝 [00:07:41] 破小僧晋源史也 [00:07:46] 哎呀哎呀 [00:07:48] 这外号一大堆我都记不住啊 [00:07:51] 叫纪元呢 [00:07:53] 好像没听说有这么一套 [00:07:56] 你说这玩意儿抱人不 [00:07:59] 这报完怎么没听说过 [00:08:02] 纪元也没挑这里 [00:08:05] 那么几元支付 [00:08:08] 我们问一问这 [00:08:10] 这怎么回事儿啊 [00:08:11] 大早上起来怎么在这砸起来a [00:08:15] 老人家有所非知识 [00:08:18] 这怎么怎么怎么回事儿 [00:08:21] 啊 [00:08:25] 事情在一个叫张芳的身上引起来的 [00:08:28] 嗯 [00:08:30] 可是话又说回来 [00:08:33] 实则是从你们师兄弟身上引起来的 [00:08:38] 可能你们不爱听啊 [00:08:40] 你们想想九月九 [00:08:43] 重阳会 [00:08:45] 是不是你们提的主意举办 [00:08:50] 你们为什么要举办重阳盛会呢 [00:08:54] 这一路之上我也听说了 [00:08:57] 要对付震八方紫面 [00:08:59] 昆仑侠童林对付镇东侠侯庭对付北侠 [00:09:06] 秋天等等等 [00:09:09] 是不是呢 [00:09:10] 你要不买这种会 [00:09:13] 不请这么多人来 [00:09:15] 哪能出这些烂事儿 [00:09:19] 盐从哪咸从从哪酸或打跟头起呀 [00:09:26] 袁娜看来你是个罪魁祸首 [00:09:32] 你承认不承认 [00:09:35] 我看这样 [00:09:37] 既然我们咯 [00:09:38] 怕赶上这事儿了 [00:09:40] 一手托两家给你们解解闷 [00:09:44] 你就把张芳他们放了不就得了啊 [00:09:50] 怎么办 [00:09:52] 把他们放了 [00:09:54] 你呢 [00:09:55] 也屈尊大驾 [00:09:57] 会在下老间隔面前承认可不是 [00:10:02] 完了下头也就不计较这些事儿 [00:10:05] 不就拉倒了呗 [00:10:07] 不知道啊 [00:10:08] 袁师傅意见如何啊 [00:10:12] 七元一瓶 [00:10:13] 有这么解决的 [00:10:15] 我成贱骨头了 [00:10:18] 可把一元给气坏了 [00:10:22] 他眉梢跳动 [00:10:25] 嘴角紧动 [00:10:27] 就想发作 [00:10:30] 站着他自己啊 [00:10:32] 要把自己劝住 [00:10:35] 味精啊 [00:10:36] 不能发火 [00:10:41] 原因是 [00:10:43] 这三个怪人及其不好惹 [00:10:49] 要把他们惹到 [00:10:50] 办了事儿就麻烦了 [00:10:53] 另外不能树敌太多呀 [00:10:58] 眼看就是九月九重阳盛会 [00:11:03] 对付童林he [00:11:05] 侯婷就够条件了 [00:11:08] 在增加这三个怪人 [00:11:12] 怎么得了呢 [00:11:14] 哎 [00:11:16] 能忍自安 [00:11:19] 忍着吧 [00:11:23] 这几元呢 [00:11:24] 把我气往下削了削 [00:11:27] 满面陪教 [00:11:29] 双掌合十 [00:11:32] 阿弥陀佛 [00:11:36] 哈哈哈哈 [00:11:40] 三位老前辈 [00:11:43] 真的回去啊 [00:11:46] 还跟小曾开玩笑 [00:11:50] 我看这些事儿都好解决 [00:11:54] 我想请三位高人赶奔铁扇四少做 [00:12:00] 不知意甲如何 [00:12:07] 知不言 [00:12:08] 听完了笑呵呵 [00:12:10] 回头问俩师弟 [00:12:14] 您不讲总不说 [00:12:18] 二宫呢 [00:12:21] 二当家的提车嘞 [00:12:24] 请咱们到铁擅自做客 [00:12:28] 你们愿意吗 [00:12:31] 总部说把脑子补了不 [00:12:36] 我师兄 [00:12:37] 这个是无论如何不能答应 [00:12:41] 你痒痒 [00:12:43] 咱们穿新鞋怎么能踩狗屎呢 [00:12:48] 嗯 [00:12:49] 庙是好庙 [00:12:52] 和尚不是好和尚 [00:12:55] 就凭咱们哥仨鱼近铁扇四 [00:13:00] 咱这倒霉下半辈子 [00:13:03] 这哪能去 [00:13:07] 他们又说这种风凉话 [00:13:11] 李媛希子是我朋友上去 [00:13:15] 应该说实乃 [00:13:16] 欺人太甚 [00:13:18] 嗯 [00:13:20] 还没 [00:13:21] 等说话呢 [00:13:22] 只慕岩你大爷又说话 [00:13:26] 袁老师啊 [00:13:28] 这样 [00:13:30] 到你那块儿坐一会儿 [00:13:32] 这本不成问题 [00:13:36] 在眼前 [00:13:37] 这摊子事儿 [00:13:38] 咱得解决了 [00:13:40] 刚才我说了 [00:13:43] 希望高抬贵手呢 [00:13:46] 把这几个人给放了 [00:13:50] 满天的云彩也就散了 [00:13:54] 如果你要不答应这个要求 [00:13:56] 恐怕其他的都谈不到啊 [00:14:00] A [00:14:02] 啊 [00:14:05] 正在这时从他的身后发出 [00:14:09] 换过一个人了 [00:14:12] 科恩静默呀 [00:14:14] 有墨麒麟 [00:14:18] 乃是过千山的总辖大寨主 [00:14:25] 在看非神经跳过来对雇员说 [00:14:30] 王二当家的 [00:14:32] 您太软弱了 [00:14:35] 他有什么了不起 [00:14:38] 别吓的大花 [00:14:40] 把你给拍住 [00:14:43] 有 [00:14:43] 他不多 [00:14:44] 无他不少 [00:14:47] 既然他们如此无礼 [00:14:49] 交给我行墨迹啦 [00:14:52] 哦 [00:14:53] 被烧起来难不 [00:14:57] 说着话 [00:14:58] 一晃长中就有吧 [00:15:00] 还锯齿连环大 [00:15:02] 砍刀飞贼行 [00:15:04] 直奔之不言 [00:15:08] 只会哎呀呀 [00:15:11] 而您是哪的 [00:15:13] 也是敖说废话 [00:15:15] 拿你来换 [00:15:19] 嗯 [00:15:19] 杂物较多 [00:15:22] 又见老见个直播间神经左晃右晃 [00:15:27] 翻左臂甩猴仔子 [00:15:31] 这地方往哪摆呀 [00:15:35] 加油加油 [00:15:38] 你咋不喊我们 [00:15:41] 在看这个墨大债主 [00:15:45] 脑瓜没了 [00:15:49] 只不演咖啦 [00:15:50] 一转身左手往空中 [00:15:54] 一路众人正眼观走 [00:15:56] 哎呀 [00:15:59] 毛病在他的掌握之中 [00:16:03] 哎 [00:16:04] 那位说这里头还有迷信吗 [00:16:08] 知唔沿着三倍 [00:16:11] 莫非会什么妖术解法吗 [00:16:15] 这可没有 [00:16:17] 咱得交代清楚什么原因 [00:16:21] 这三个有一种特殊的技能 [00:16:24] 有一种特殊的兵器 [00:16:29] 都在这袖子里头藏着 [00:16:33] 每人袖子里 [00:16:35] 有一只用皮可做的 [00:16:38] 可难 [00:16:39] 就好像他考就是一拉的松紧带 [00:16:44] 儿头就抓紧了 [00:16:46] 一松头就张开了 [00:16:50] 这口的大小正好能靠住脑袋 [00:16:53] 嗯 [00:16:54] 不管你这大脑袋 [00:16:55] 小脑袋什么型号的脑袋都能套进去 [00:17:00] 只要被他套着这么1 la [00:17:05] 这松紧口的一缩引就把人脑袋给勒起来 [00:17:11] 里面有一种转圈的圈刀啊 [00:17:16] 可以说是出手如电 [00:17:20] 就这一下子把脑袋给他录下来 [00:17:23] 说这种暗器叫什么名字 [00:17:28] 这种东西就叫雪梨五 [00:17:33] 后来 [00:17:34] 在雍正皇帝 [00:17:37] 给收买了 [00:17:41] 而且利用这种暗器的名字成立了一支雪钉子暗杀了 [00:17:50] 专门刺探文官武将被毙之中都说了些什么 [00:17:56] 嗯 [00:17:57] 哪个发牢骚对朝廷不满 [00:18:01] 就利用蹶子不收拾他 [00:18:05] 再后来 [00:18:06] 那段树上有很多人呢 [00:18:09] 嗯 [00:18:10] 呆着呆着 [00:18:10] 脑子没了a [00:18:12] 就是用这种卷离子间东西起来 [00:18:17] 特别残忍 [00:18:19] 当然 [00:18:20] 这是后话 [00:18:21] 咱咱就不听 [00:18:23] 今天直播元老建个大姐 [00:18:26] 伸手就得一样 [00:18:29] 把封都封 [00:18:30] 将包括一元全给镇住 [00:18:35] 祝人家缩脖子嗯 [00:18:40] 你说YY 都没看清怎么回事 [00:18:44] 脑子就没了 [00:18:45] 太厉害了 [00:18:49] 在看老剑客直播言 [00:18:53] 咱脑袋托在手中掂量三点 [00:18:56] 啪啪啪一声扔在草窠里头把手擦干净 [00:19:02] 哈哈哈哈 404

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