[00:00:00] 本字幕由腾讯音乐天琴实验室独家AI字幕技术生成 [00:00:01] 圣婴二下男棋手 [00:00:06] 管了不少闲事 [00:00:09] 最后啊 [00:00:11] 就那个乞讨的男女 [00:00:14] 给了他一只戒指 [00:00:17] 本来呢 [00:00:18] 是出于好心 [00:00:20] 结果引起这女子的婆婆的猜忌 [00:00:25] 说些闲言碎语难听 [00:00:29] 不堪入耳 [00:00:31] 正在这个时候 [00:00:33] 有个流氓还乘虚打劫 [00:00:38] 说这戒指是他给的 [00:00:41] 借故想把王是给劫持走 [00:00:47] 音频有多乱套 [00:00:49] 这叫什么呢 [00:00:50] 这就叫社会 [00:00:53] 缺一种人就不成器社会 [00:00:57] 有人可能说圣婴堂堂弟侠客管那闲事干什么呢 [00:01:04] 哎 [00:01:05] 您说错了 [00:01:07] 这就是侠义道的本质 [00:01:09] 叫见义勇为 [00:01:12] 天下人管天下事 [00:01:16] 那么 [00:01:16] 当今我们也在宣传见义勇为的好市民 [00:01:23] 如果人人都像圣婴这样见着事情就要管这社会也就能好起来 [00:01:31] 遇到什么事跟我没关 [00:01:34] 我什么都不管呢 [00:01:36] 社会就乱套 [00:01:39] 咱们闲言少叙 [00:01:42] 圣婴在窗外的听得清 [00:01:45] 看得真老侠客火往上撞 [00:01:49] 推门进了屋 [00:01:52] 用手一指内流氓 [00:01:54] 黑色助手 [00:01:59] 混账东西 [00:02:02] 嗷的一嗓子 [00:02:04] 把黑色吓得一哆嗦 [00:02:07] 把王释放扭 [00:02:09] 回头一看 [00:02:10] 是个老头儿 [00:02:13] 这黑色顿时把嘴一撇 [00:02:18] 啊 [00:02:18] 想起来了 [00:02:19] 想起来了 [00:02:21] 你不是给这王是一枚戒指内老头儿嘛 [00:02:27] 老头儿 [00:02:29] 你说你这么大年纪了 [00:02:31] 嗯 [00:02:32] 你花花肠子还挺多 [00:02:35] 你想干嘛用一枚戒指打算讨便宜啊 [00:02:41] 我告诉你 [00:02:41] 老头儿 [00:02:42] 你趁早给我走 [00:02:45] 这便宜 [00:02:46] 我减病了 [00:02:48] 如果你不识抬举 [00:02:50] 你可要找揍 [00:02:51] 让你知道知道黑三爷的厉害 [00:02:56] 声音一听 [00:02:57] 这 [00:02:57] 这什么话 [00:02:58] 这是 [00:03:00] 那个说这叫什么话 [00:03:01] 是流氓地皮的话 [00:03:04] 古往今来皆图一 [00:03:06] 这种人一张嘴 [00:03:07] 不说人话 [00:03:09] 你一听就不是好东西 [00:03:12] 还是那句话 [00:03:14] 人见人18 层 [00:03:16] 人的档次不一样 [00:03:18] 层次截然不同 [00:03:21] 文化教养程度也不一样 [00:03:24] 就像这种货基里旮旯 [00:03:26] 古往今来哪都有 [00:03:30] 圣鹰把眼一瞪 [00:03:32] 胡说 [00:03:34] 你调戏妇女难道就不怕官府治你的罪不成呀 [00:03:40] 哈哈 [00:03:41] 佬家伙 [00:03:43] 拿官府拍我呀 [00:03:44] 哈哈 [00:03:46] 官府离我这远着喝呢 [00:03:49] 没等官府来 [00:03:51] 我先收拾收拾你 [00:03:53] 给你老家火树树皮子 [00:03:57] 说着轮拳便打 [00:04:00] 你说他这两下子跟昆仑侠怎么 [00:04:04] 圣婴火往上撞 [00:04:06] 往旁一闪 [00:04:07] 飞起了一脚 [00:04:08] 正蹬他肚子上爬 [00:04:10] 哎呦 [00:04:11] 当当当当 [00:04:12] 当当裤东西来画 [00:04:15] 在里屋把她当YY [00:04:18] 外屋又是盆子 [00:04:20] 又是盘子又是罐子 [00:04:22] 这下砸碎了好几个 [00:04:25] 这黑色儿吃了亏了 [00:04:26] 可不干啥 [00:04:29] 老家伙 [00:04:29] 你找死 [00:04:32] 他站起来医学吗 [00:04:34] 靠着墙角一把大铁锹 [00:04:38] 这个 [00:04:38] 他伸手把铁锹抄起来 [00:04:41] 对准昆仑侠变体 [00:04:45] 那铁锹要披上还受得了 [00:04:47] 圣婴一看 [00:04:48] 这东西太可恶了 [00:04:50] 往旁边一闪身 [00:04:52] 铁锹劈空 [00:04:54] 圣婴伸手把它万达抓住 [00:04:56] 一名他的胳膊疼 [00:04:58] 长期不晓得 [00:04:59] 哎呦哎呦胳膊 [00:05:01] 哎呦 [00:05:04] 圣婴在他后背上轻轻地击了一着 [00:05:08] 好悬 [00:05:09] 没把这些都打吐血 [00:05:11] 趴那儿就起不来了 [00:05:12] 哎哎哎 [00:05:15] 闹了半天这老头儿会武术 [00:05:18] 哎哎哎 [00:05:20] 声影不离 [00:05:22] 利用这个机会到了林间屋 [00:05:26] 跟王室的婆婆说话 [00:05:29] 你这么大的年岁了 [00:05:32] 你什么都不懂啊 [00:05:34] 你摊上一个好儿媳啊 [00:05:37] 你看你儿子卧病在床 [00:05:41] 全靠你儿媳抛头露面沿街乞讨 [00:05:47] 挣了点儿钱给她丈夫治病 [00:05:50] 维持着家庭的生活 [00:05:52] 你呢 [00:05:53] 身不动 [00:05:54] 膀不摇 [00:05:55] 还说些闲言碎语 [00:05:58] 是刚才我在窗外听着 [00:06:00] 真而且真恶 [00:06:02] 你这人怎么这么刁蛮 [00:06:04] 嗯 [00:06:07] 你是曲王的好人呢 [00:06:09] 额 [00:06:11] 农村的老太太赌什么 [00:06:15] 方才亲眼得见J 老头儿这么厉害 [00:06:19] 三下五除二把黑色就揍趴下了 [00:06:23] 老太太也怕挨揍 [00:06:25] 扑通就跪下了 [00:06:27] 好心人呢 [00:06:28] 我错了 [00:06:29] 我错了 [00:06:31] 我怕我儿子变成了残疾 [00:06:35] 我的儿媳妇有了外心了 [00:06:38] 这一走 [00:06:39] 我这一家不就更完了吗 [00:06:42] 所以啊 [00:06:42] 我就要求他严了一点儿 [00:06:44] 没事儿敲敲边鼓 [00:06:47] 省得它动邪念 [00:06:50] 哼 [00:06:51] 无稽之谈 [00:06:55] 应当用好话感动她 [00:06:57] 关心她 [00:06:59] 雅芙歪曲 [00:07:02] 这是正路吗 [00:07:04] 盛阳啪啪啪狠狠教训了一顿 [00:07:07] 老太太不住地磕头 [00:07:09] 事实是我一定改 [00:07:11] 我一定改 [00:07:14] 声音告诉王氏 [00:07:16] 及早把这戒指当卖了 [00:07:19] 变成现银给你丈夫治病 [00:07:22] 然后呢 [00:07:23] 维持家庭生活 [00:07:25] 尽量不要抛头露面 [00:07:29] 往事热泪盈眶 [00:07:31] 不住地磕头谢恩 [00:07:34] 连那受伤的瓦匠也不住地在床上坐 [00:07:38] 一好心人呐 [00:07:40] 谢谢老爷子 [00:07:42] 老爷子您那一定能活过100岁啊 [00:07:47] 已经积德行善了 [00:07:49] 您长命百岁 [00:07:52] 老天保佑你啊 [00:07:55] 声音当然不愿听这些恭维的话 [00:08:00] 交代清楚了 [00:08:01] 拎着J 黑丝儿让这黑色拿着铁锹 [00:08:06] 离开这家了 [00:08:08] 到哪到郊外 [00:08:12] 郊外是一片烂葬岗的坟地 [00:08:15] 这黑色脖子直冒凉气 [00:08:19] 恶老爷子饶了我们 [00:08:22] 您这把我领哪去 [00:08:25] 让你干点活 [00:08:28] 你净做坏事了得 [00:08:30] 罚你干什么活 [00:08:33] 拿着这把枪在地上挖坑 [00:08:38] 挖坑干嘛 [00:08:40] 哇a [00:08:42] 挖多大坑挖吧 [00:08:46] 左总 [00:08:46] 我说行了 [00:08:47] 你再助手么 [00:08:49] 行哇吧 [00:08:55] 黑色也不知道是为什么 [00:08:58] 干两下 [00:08:58] 回头看看圣经 [00:09:00] 圣经瞪着眼盯着 [00:09:03] 这个D 啊 [00:09:04] 土还挺轩 [00:09:06] 还十分好哇 [00:09:08] 时间不大坑凹个不得理儿的声音看了看还小点儿 [00:09:15] 再往深了下挖 [00:09:16] 二尺宽了下 [00:09:19] 在开阔一尺 [00:09:22] 挖那么大坑干嘛哇 [00:09:23] 哎哎 [00:09:25] 倒了霉了 [00:09:28] 这黑色接着又哇 [00:09:30] 挖个葡萄粒儿 [00:09:31] 声音用眼睛量了一量 [00:09:33] 差不多行了 [00:09:36] 你在坑里站着别动 [00:09:39] 我且问你 [00:09:41] 你说你叫黑三说本地人谁都知道 [00:09:47] 你究竟做了哪些坏事 [00:09:50] 你跟我如实地讲 [00:09:53] 你都说出来 [00:09:54] 我就把你饶了 [00:09:56] 有半字虚假 [00:09:58] 绝不容祢老爷子 [00:10:02] 我那叫吹牛皮 [00:10:05] 我 [00:10:05] 我不横装横不愣装愣 [00:10:08] 其实啊 [00:10:09] 我这人心眼儿不错 [00:10:12] 我家呢 [00:10:12] 有70 多岁 [00:10:13] 老妈双目失明 [00:10:16] 我呢 [00:10:17] 又没有正当职业 [00:10:19] 干活儿嫌累 [00:10:20] 所以让我到处讹人 [00:10:23] 嗯 [00:10:23] 捋胳膊挽袖子 [00:10:25] 吹胡子瞪眼 [00:10:26] 谁要怕我呢 [00:10:28] 嗯 [00:10:29] 就给我俩钱花 [00:10:31] 嗯 [00:10:31] 这样我维持生活 [00:10:33] 可您想起我没媳妇儿是不是呢 [00:10:37] 这是人之常情 [00:10:39] 我看这王是有几分姿色 [00:10:42] 她男人又受了伤了我我就想讨便宜 [00:10:47] 别别的 [00:10:48] 我什么都没有 [00:10:49] 老爷子 [00:10:50] 我没做过坏事 [00:10:52] 混账东西 [00:10:56] 怎么那么巧 [00:10:57] 你干了一件坏事 [00:10:59] 就叫我遇上了 [00:11:00] 说 [00:11:01] 还有什么事儿 [00:11:02] 你不说 [00:11:04] 胜英一伸手 [00:11:05] 把刀拽出来 [00:11:07] 在他面前一晃 [00:11:09] 黑色一看 [00:11:10] 妈呀 [00:11:12] 这刀怎么这么凉 [00:11:15] 在面前一晃 [00:11:16] 一道冷风对我说呀 [00:11:19] 我说 [00:11:20] 其实老爷子我没说我没媳妇儿吗 [00:11:25] 我我我我这么说得了 [00:11:27] 像这种事儿就干过三次 [00:11:31] 说实话六次说 [00:11:34] 哎12 次嘿 [00:11:36] 真好 [00:11:38] 圣婴威吓他一顿 [00:11:41] 他就多供出点儿来 [00:11:42] 最后把他做的那坏事儿几乎都说圣婴抢男霸女 [00:11:49] 只是本地的地头蛇呀 [00:11:52] 纯属是人间的遗憾 [00:11:55] 不把他铲除了 [00:11:57] 将来后患无穷 [00:12:00] 为了造福这一带的百姓 [00:12:03] 圣婴心说 [00:12:04] 原来我心慈面软 [00:12:08] 通过回家这几年地教训 [00:12:12] 我这心就得干点 [00:12:14] 手就得黑着一点 [00:12:17] 老侠客想着把刀光一闪 [00:12:22] 黑色人头落地 [00:12:26] 圣英把她的身子脑袋扔到坑里头 [00:12:30] 拿过敲来 [00:12:31] 就这坑把他给埋了 [00:12:34] 为什么叫它刨坑 [00:12:36] 也是这么准备 [00:12:38] 买完了 [00:12:40] 声音常出一口气 [00:12:43] 嗯 [00:12:45] 我二师兄诸葛山珍说得好 [00:12:49] 杀恶人即是善念 [00:12:53] 这就是办好事儿 [00:12:56] 像这种害群之马 [00:12:59] 有他不多 [00:13:00] 无他不少 [00:13:03] 声音干完了 [00:13:05] 心里觉得挺舒畅 [00:13:08] 可这些事都办完了 [00:13:10] 剩三爷一响 [00:13:12] 我还得回镖局 [00:13:14] 没钱呢 [00:13:16] 没钱 [00:13:17] 等于断了血脉 [00:13:20] 我上哪找我呢 [00:13:21] 愁人 [00:13:23] 还得回镖车 [00:13:26] 就这样 [00:13:27] 第二天圣经分南京走 [00:13:30] 这就是往回走 [00:13:33] 路途遥远 [00:13:35] 非止一日之功 [00:13:38] 这篇正往前走路过一个地方 [00:13:41] 叫方加急 [00:13:43] 有这一集认可过的 [00:13:46] 做买的 [00:13:47] 做卖的 [00:13:47] 干什么的都有 [00:13:50] 向阳心说 [00:13:51] 能耐再大也得吃饭 [00:13:53] 越没钱越想吃 [00:13:56] 实在不行 [00:13:57] 把外衣脱了 [00:13:59] 这件外衣也值一顿饭钱 [00:14:03] 那么在紧走两天就回到南京 [00:14:07] 打好主意 [00:14:08] 找一家干净的小饭馆 [00:14:12] 刚往那儿一坐 [00:14:14] 火气笑脸相迎 [00:14:15] U 老爷子 [00:14:16] 您来了 [00:14:17] 您长都给您准备好了 [00:14:21] 昆仑侠地漏都给我准备好了 [00:14:26] 我刚来呀 [00:14:28] 事先也没打过招呼 [00:14:30] 这话什么意思 [00:14:32] 时间不大 [00:14:33] 罗列杯盘这一桌酒宴 [00:14:37] 这个丰盛劲儿就甭提了 [00:14:40] 昆仑侠就愣了 [00:14:43] 炒炒菜 [00:14:44] 看看酒过去 [00:14:47] 这这干嘛 [00:14:49] 我并没管你要这些 [00:14:51] 韭菜老爷子 [00:14:53] 您是没要有人 [00:14:55] 而是先给您预定 [00:14:57] 您看这都您爱吃的 [00:14:59] 有人给钱 [00:15:00] 您放心大胆的吃吧 [00:15:05] 这个人是谁呢 [00:15:06] 哎那您就甭问了 [00:15:08] 人家说得清楚 [00:15:09] 哎我要说了 [00:15:10] 把我槽牙给我摘下去 [00:15:12] 吓死我我也不敢说 [00:15:14] 你就吃不就得了 [00:15:18] 商鞅心说怪 [00:15:21] 不是本地没熟人 [00:15:23] 是谁呀 [00:15:24] 哎 [00:15:25] 不管怎么先吃 [00:15:28] 酒足饭饱之后 [00:15:30] 他再次问伙计 [00:15:32] J 钱谁付 [00:15:35] 我 [00:15:35] 老爷子您非问咱怎么办呢 [00:15:38] 那个请客那个主啊 [00:15:39] 是这么说的 [00:15:41] 等您吃完了 [00:15:43] 喝完了 [00:15:44] 让我领着到他家 [00:15:47] 老爷子 [00:15:48] 我把您送到他家 [00:15:49] 您不就清楚了哦 [00:15:53] 烦劳小哥头前带路 [00:15:56] 没事了你辣 [00:15:59] 声音把口漱完了 [00:16:01] 跟着这个伙计离开饭馆 [00:16:04] 顺着大街往北走 [00:16:07] 不到二厘米 [00:16:09] 有个狮子街 [00:16:10] 一拐弯 [00:16:12] 坐东朝西 [00:16:15] 有那么大院子 [00:16:17] 黑油漆大门 [00:16:19] 门前青石板铺的路 [00:16:22] 还有四棵龙爪槐 [00:16:25] 一看那样就知道是有钱的人家 [00:16:30] 国际评审赞助老爷子请客 [00:16:34] 那位就住在这儿 [00:16:36] 您自己叫门吧 [00:16:37] 没我的事儿了啊 [00:16:39] 没我的事儿了 [00:16:40] 我就说完走了 [00:16:43] 声音打量打量这地方 [00:16:46] 没来过 [00:16:48] 我一定得好好谢谢人 [00:16:50] 背不住是老熟人 [00:16:53] 啪啪啪啪 [00:16:56] 叩打门环 [00:16:59] 有个家人把门开开 [00:17:01] 看看声音a [00:17:04] 请问老先生 [00:17:06] 您是昆仑侠总镖头上映吧 [00:17:10] 哦哦 [00:17:12] 不才正是老朽 [00:17:14] 你怎么认识我 [00:17:15] 我不认识啊 [00:17:17] 我家主人交代的清楚 [00:17:19] 您穿衣戴帽 [00:17:21] 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[00:19:57] 这仨人都是年轻人 [00:19:59] 最大的不超过30岁 [00:20:03] 为首的是个黑脸 [00:20:06] 是中等身材 [00:20:08] 车容寒 [00:20:10] 胸脯想扣俩大碗 [00:20:13] 念赛滨州铁两道刷子没一对大火眼 [00:20:18] 狮鼻阔口稍微有点黑胡子茬 [00:20:23] 两眼放光 [00:20:26] 圣婴一看这组肯定是个练家子 [00:20:31] 从那眼镜是代表出来的 [00:20:34] 在这个人的左右两个大个儿 [00:20:38] 圣婴一看这俩人这个都出了号 [00:20:42] 就好像总镖局傻小的孟金龙离永泰呢哥 [00:20:49] 身高过丈头似麦斗眼 [00:20:52] 似钢翎 [00:20:53] 长得是五大三粗 [00:20:57] 眼珠子大鼻子大嘴大牙 [00:20:59] 大舌头大 [00:21:00] 大手大脚 [00:21:01] 大屁股大肚子都大到一块儿去了 [00:21:06] 真好像两个险道神相似 [00:21:10] 一个花花脸 [00:21:12] 一个胡琏 [00:21:14] 眼露凶光 [00:21:16] 怒目而视 [00:21:19] 都盯着声音 [00:21:21] 声音得问问林寨Lu j 3倍啊 [00:21:27] 我我给介绍介绍三位 [00:21:29] 哈哈哈哈 [00:21:31] 这老爷子我不必介绍了 [00:21:34] 这是鼎鼎大名的圣手昆仑侠