The Murder Mystery - The Velvet Underground (地下丝绒) Written by:Lou Reed Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic requiring memories both Lovely and Guilt free lurid and lovely with twilight of ages luscious and lovely And filthy with laughter Laconic giggles ennui fort the passions in order to justify most Spurious desires rectify Moments most serious and urgent to hail upon the face of most odious Time requiring Replies most facile and vacuous with words nearly singed with the Heartbeat of passions Spew forth with the grace of a tart going under subject of great Concern noble origin Please raise the flag rosy red carpet envy English used here is Messenger is nervous it's no Fun at all out here in the hall For screeching and yelling and various offenses lower the queen and Bend her over the Tub against the state the country the commit hold her head under The water please for An hour for groveling and spewing and various offenses puncture the Bloat with the wing Of a sparrow the inverse the obverse the converse the reverse the Sharpening wing of The edge of a sparrow for suitable reckonings too numerous to mention As the queen is Fat she is devoured by rats there is one way To skin a cat or poison a Rat it is hetero four Hear to three forthrightly stated Put down that rag simpering callow and morose who let you in if I Knew then I could Get out the murder you see is a mystery to me To Rembrandt and Oswald to peanuts and ketchup sanctimonious Sycophants stir in the Bushes up to the stand with your foot on the bible as king I must Order and constantly Arouse if you swear to catch up and Throw up and up up a king full of Virgin kiss me and Spin it excuse to willow and wander dark wonders divest me of Robes sutures harry and Pig meat the fate of a nation rests hard on your bosoms the king on His throne puts his Hand down his robe the torture of inverse and silk screen and harry And set the tongue Squealing the reverse and inverse Objections suffice apelike and tactile bassoon toeing me cordon the Virus section off to The left is what is not right Contempt contempt and contempt for the boredom I shall poison the City and sink it With fire for cordless and harry and ape pig and scissor the Messenger's wig seems Fraught with desire for blueberry picnics and mince Fez and magpies The monger's Skirt would you elapse hook it higher for children and adults all Hos under ninety how Truly disgusting would you please put it down a stray in this fray is No condom worth Saving as king I'm quite just but it's just quite impossible a robe And a robe and a robe And a bat no double class inverse could make lying worth dying Accept the pig enter the owl and gorgeous king on the left it on the Right and primping Adjusting his nose as he reads from his scroll Off with his head take his head from his neck off requiring memories Both lovely and Guilt free put out his eyes then cut his nose off sanctimonious Sycophants stir in the Bushes scoop out his brain put a string where his ears were all the King's horses and all The king's men swing the whole mess at the end of the wire scratch Out his eyes with the Tip of a razor let the wire extend from the tip of a rose Caroline Caroline Caroline oh But retains the remnants of what once was a nose pass me my robe fill My bath up with Water No one knows no nose is good news and senseless extend the wine drink Here toast to Selfless ten year old port is perfect in court Casbah and cascade and horsewhip and feeling cascade and cyanide Acetaminophen Beethoven skull silly wagon and justice and perverse and reverse the Inverse and inverse And inverse blueberry catalog questionable earnings hustler's lament And the rest will in Due cry to battle and scramble and browbeat and hurt while chewing on Minstrels and Choking on dirt disease please seems the order of the day please the King please the King please the king day casbah and cascade and horsewhip and feeling Point of order Return the king here to the ceiling Brazzaville there's nothing on my shoulder lust is a must shaving my Head's made me Bolder will you kindly read what it was I brought the