[00:00:00] 99 Problems (99个问题) (186 BPM) - Workout Tribe [00:00:00] If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:00:03] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:06] I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol [00:00:08] Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed [00:00:11] Rap critics that say he's money cash hoes [00:00:13] I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those [00:00:16] If you grew up with holes in your zapatos [00:00:19] You'd celebrate the minute you was having dough [00:00:21] I'm like f**k critics you can kiss my whole asshole [00:00:24] If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward [00:00:27] Got beef with radio if I don't play they show [00:00:29] They don't play my hits well I don't give a sh*t so [00:00:32] Rap mags try and use my black a** [00:00:34] So advertisers can give em more cash for ads f**kers [00:00:38] I don't know what you take me as [00:00:39] Or understand the intelligence that jay z has [00:00:42] I'm from rags to riches ni**a I ain't dumb [00:00:44] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:47] Hit me [00:00:50] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:52] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:00:55] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:00:57] Hit me [00:00:58] The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw [00:01:00] In my rear view mirror is the mother f**king law [00:01:03] I got two choices yall pull over the car or [00:01:05] Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor [00:01:08] Now I ain't trying to see no highway chase with jake [00:01:10] Plus I got a few dollars I can fight the case [00:01:13] So I pull over to the side of the road [00:01:15] And I heard son do you know why I'm stopping you for [00:01:18] Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low [00:01:20] Do I look like a mind reader sir I don't know [00:01:23] Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo [00:01:26] Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four [00:01:28] License and registration and step out of the car [00:01:31] Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are [00:01:33] I ain't stepping out of sh*t all my papers legit [00:01:36] Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit [00:01:39] Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back [00:01:41] And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that [00:01:44] Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of lawyer or something [00:01:47] Or somebody important or something [00:01:49] Nah I ain't passed the bar but I know a little bit [00:01:52] Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t [00:01:54] Well see how smart you are when the k-9's come [00:01:56] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:01:59] Hit me [00:02:02] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:04] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02:07] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:09] Hit me [00:02:12] 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:14] If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son [00:02:17] I got 99 problems but a b**ch ain't one [00:02:19] Hit me [00:02:20] Now once upon a time not too long ago [00:02:22] A ni**a like myself had to strong arm a hoe [00:02:25] This is not a hoe in the sense of having a p**sy [00:02:28] Having sense push me [00:02:31] I tried to ignore him and talk to the lord [00:02:32] Pray for him cause some fools just love to perform [00:02:36] You know the type loud as a motor bike [00:02:38] But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight [00:02:40] The only thing that's gonna happen is I'mma get to clapping [00:02:43] He and his boys gon' be yapping to the captain [00:02:46] And there I go trapped in the kit kat again [00:02:48] Back through the system with the riff raff again [00:02:51] Fiends on the floor scratching again [00:02:53] Paparazzi's with they cameras snapping them [00:02:56] D a tried to give the ni**a the shaft again [00:02:58] Half a mil for bail cause I'm african [00:03:01] All because this fool was harrassin' them [00:03:04] Trying to play the boy like hes saccarin [00:03:06] But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun