[00:00:00] Make Out Club - Gym Class Heroes (体操课英雄乐队)
[00:00:22] If I recall correctly
[00:00:22] It was the middle of spring walkin' with my boys
[00:00:25] Contiplating what summer will bring
[00:00:27] We started talkin' about girls
[00:00:28] And it was the funniest thing
[00:00:29] As I started to remember
[00:00:30] Some of the funniest things
[00:00:32] See there was ashley
[00:00:33] She caught my eye the
[00:00:35] Very second that she passed
[00:00:36] Me
[00:00:36] I kissed her once
[00:00:37] Then she started to harass me
[00:00:39] She called all night long
[00:00:40] I had to buy a brand new phone
[00:00:42] And let me see
[00:00:43] There was melanie
[00:00:44] To have a mouth like that
[00:00:46] Should be a felony
[00:00:47] Wouldn't believe half the
[00:00:48] Sh*t that she was tellin' me
[00:00:50] I mean dirty vocab
[00:00:51] She used to talk like she was drunk
[00:00:53] And after that was tiffany
[00:00:55] The one with the cute cousin
[00:00:57] Are you kiddin' me
[00:00:58] She had a man
[00:00:59] But that didn't mean sh*t to me
[00:01:00] He tried to catch us all the time
[00:01:02] But I was just too god d**n smooth
[00:01:04] And I can't forget to mention carrie
[00:01:06] But that situation quickly got scary
[00:01:09] 'Cause after 2 dates
[00:01:10] She was like let's get married
[00:01:11] Can you believe that sh*t
[00:01:13] I had to pack my bags and move
[00:01:17] They say I gotta change my evil ways
[00:01:20] And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
[00:01:22] No matter what I do
[00:01:23] I seem to make the same
[00:01:25] Mistakes that I'm tryin
[00:01:26] Not to
[00:01:27] If love is just a game that people play
[00:01:30] And practice make perfect
[00:01:31] Is what they say but
[00:01:32] No matter what I do
[00:01:34] I seem to make the same
[00:01:36] Mistakes that I'm tryin
[00:01:37] Not to
[00:01:42] I'll always remember monica
[00:01:44] The jewish chick
[00:01:45] She'd always give me gifts for chanukkah
[00:01:47] To met her folks she'd try
[00:01:48] And make me rock
[00:01:49] A yarmulke
[00:01:49] But she looked so d**n good
[00:01:51] She almost made my ass convert
[00:01:53] And after that there was lisa
[00:01:55] She had a twin sister teresa
[00:01:58] I bumped into them at cam's gettin' pizza
[00:02:00] The greatest night of my life
[00:02:02] Schleps to rock that kill to birds
[00:02:04] And there was erica
[00:02:06] She had the stankest breath in north america
[00:02:08] I tryed to slip her tic tacs
[00:02:10] But they were scared of her
[00:02:11] And when we made out
[00:02:13] I always had to plug my nose
[00:02:15] And I suppose your know the sister
[00:02:17] Shoot I swear by hand and god
[00:02:18] I only kissed her
[00:02:19] I gotta foot fetish
[00:02:20] But she got a lot of blisters
[00:02:22] I mean hammer time feet
[00:02:24] You think she had walked
[00:02:25] From boca raton
[00:02:27] They say I gotta change my evil ways
[00:02:30] And I'm workin' hard at it every day but
[00:02:33] No matter what I do
[00:02:34] I seem to make the same
[00:02:36] Mistakes that I'm tryin
[00:02:37] Not to
[00:02:38] If love is just a game that people play
[00:02:41] And practice make perfect
[00:02:42] Is what they say but
[00:02:43] No matter what I do
[00:02:44] I seem to make the same
[00:02:46] Mistakes that I'm tryin
[00:02:47] Not to
[00:02:52] Hey matt
[00:02:53] Remember kathryn
[00:02:55] She talked so much
[00:02:55] I used to make her bring me asprin
[00:02:57] Bla bla bla bla
[00:02:58] I'm doin' fine thanks for askin
[00:03:00] I even tried to make a muzzle
[00:03:01] But her mouth would just not quit
[00:03:04] Oh sh*t
[00:03:04] Remember shauna
[00:03:05] I hate to bring her up again
[00:03:07] I didn't want her
[00:03:08] That girl I talked about
[00:03:09] In that girls a dog song
[00:03:11] Yea the poster girl for paxil
[00:03:12] Almost made me lose
[00:03:14] My grip
[00:03:14] And oh sh*t
[00:03:15] Then there was krystal
[00:03:16] The meth head
[00:03:17] She used to sniff like a fist full
[00:03:19] One time she chased me
[00:03:20] Down the street with a
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