[00:00:00] Frank zappa [00:00:00] Lead guitar vocals [00:00:01] Ike willis [00:00:01] Rhythm guitar vocals [00:00:01] Ray white [00:00:02] Rhythm guitar vocals [00:00:02] Bob harris [00:00:03] Boy soprano trumpet [00:00:03] Steve vai [00:00:04] Guitar [00:00:04] Tommy mars [00:00:04] Keyboards [00:00:05] Arthur barrow [00:00:05] Bass [00:00:05] Ed mann [00:00:05] Percussion [00:00:06] David ocker [00:00:06] Clarinet bass clarinet [00:00:07] Motorhead sherwood [00:00:07] Tenor saxophone vocals [00:00:08] Denny walley [00:00:08] Slide guitar vocals [00:00:09] David logeman [00:00:09] Drums [00:00:09] Craig steward [00:00:09] Harmonica [00:00:10] Jimmy carl black [00:00:10] Vocals [00:00:11] Ahmet zappa [00:00:11] Vocals [00:00:11] Moon zappa [00:00:12] Vocals [00:00:13] Whoever we are [00:00:14] Wherever we're from [00:00:15] We shoulda noticed by now [00:00:16] Our behavior is dumb [00:00:17] And if our chances [00:00:18] Expect to improve [00:00:19] It's gonna take a lot more [00:00:20] Than tryin' to remove [00:00:22] The other race [00:00:22] Or the other whatever [00:00:24] From the face [00:00:24] Of the planet altogether [00:00:30] They call it the earth [00:00:31] Which is a dumb kinda name [00:00:32] But they named it right [00:00:33] 'Cause we behave the same [00:00:34] We are dumb all over [00:00:37] Dumb all over [00:00:38] Yes we are [00:00:39] Dumb all over [00:00:40] Near 'n far [00:00:41] Dumb all over [00:00:42] Black 'n white [00:00:43] People we is not wrapped tight [00:00:50] Nurds on the left [00:00:51] Nurds on the right [00:00:51] Religous fanatics [00:00:52] On the air every night [00:00:53] Sayin' the bible [00:00:54] Tells the story [00:00:55] Makes the details [00:00:57] Sound real gory [00:00:57] 'Bout what to do [00:00:58] If the geeks over there [00:00:59] Don't believe in the book [00:01:00] We got over here [00:01:02] You can't run a race [00:01:03] Without no feet [00:01:04] 'N pretty soon [00:01:05] There won't be no street [00:01:06] For dummies to jog on [00:01:07] Or doggies to dog on [00:01:08] Religous fanatics [00:01:09] Can make it be all gone [00:01:10] I mean it won't blow up [00:01:11] 'N disappear [00:01:12] It'll just look ugly [00:01:13] For a thousand years [00:01:18] You can't run a country [00:01:19] By a book of religion [00:01:21] Not by a heap [00:01:22] Or a lump or a smidgeon [00:01:23] Of foolish rules [00:01:24] Of ancient date [00:01:25] Designed to make [00:01:26] You all feel great [00:01:27] While you fold spindle [00:01:28] And mutilate [00:01:29] Those unbelievers [00:01:30] From a neighboring state [00:01:35] To arms to arms [00:01:37] Hooray that's great [00:01:38] Two legs ain't bad [00:01:39] Unless there's a crate [00:01:40] They ship the parts [00:01:41] To mama in [00:01:42] For souvenirs:two ears [00:01:43] Get down [00:01:44] Not his not hers [00:01:45] But what the hey [00:01:46] The good book says: [00:01:47] It gotta be that way [00:01:48] But their book says: [00:01:49] Revenge the crusades [00:01:57] With whips 'n chains [00:01:58] 'N hand grenades [00:01:59] Two arms two arms [00:02:00] Have another and another [00:02:01] Our god says: [00:02:02] There ain't no other [00:02:03] Our god says [00:02:04] It's all okay [00:02:06] Our god says [00:02:06] This is the way [00:02:07] It says in the book: [00:02:09] Burn 'n destroy [00:02:16] 'N repent 'n redeem [00:02:17] 'N revenge 'n deploy [00:02:18] 'N rumble thee forth [00:02:19] To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side [00:02:22] 'Cause they don't go for what's in the book [00:02:24] 'N that makes 'em bad [00:02:25] So verily we must choppeth them up [00:02:30] And stompeth them down [00:02:32] Or rent a nice french bomb [00:02:38] To poof them out of existance [00:02:40] While leaving their real estate just where we need it [00:02:43] To use again [00:02:44] For temples in which to praise our god [00:02:48] Cause he can really take care of business [00:02:50] And when his humble tv servant [00:02:53] With humble white hair [00:02:54] And humble glasses [00:02:54] And a nice brown suit