[00:00:00] Aight bitch funky motherf**king fresh [00:00:07] Some of that '93 old school shit hoe [00:00:11] Well I'm Too $hort baby hear what I say [00:00:14] I never do work but I always play [00:00:16] 'Cause the game is life and I play the game [00:00:19] So you never talk down on a player's name [00:00:22] When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew [00:00:25] Talking 'bout me wouldn't think about you [00:00:27] When you heard Too $hort came to town [00:00:30] You never would've thought I'd be looking down [00:00:33] On who on you 'cause I'm so big [00:00:36] Me and my money is all I dig [00:00:38] I'm from the Dangerous Crew we ain't no punk [00:00:41] We take 24 tracks drop the funk on your ass [00:00:45] Beating like a dope fiend [00:00:47] Back seat riding in a Limosine [00:00:50] Telling that freak all about me [00:00:52] The creater of greater sucker MC's [00:00:55] Chilling out in the Oaktown singing a rap [00:00:58] No MC could rock like that [00:01:01] Now I say it like bitches say [00:01:04] No MC could rock my way [00:01:07] When I rap it's always great [00:01:09] Wouldn't care if it was live or on a tape [00:01:12] It's me $hort the one and only [00:01:15] Spitting that rap to all my homies [00:01:18] You know about you you know I'm a star [00:01:20] When I rap too good I might take it too far [00:01:23] Had the whole damn crowd going wild [00:01:26] 'Cause I don't stop rapping that's my style [00:01:29] Too $hort baby from East Oakland [00:01:31] I got more hoes than I can count on my hand [00:01:34] You got women well I got more [00:01:37] You don't know shit I'm Playboy $hort [00:01:40] They call me "Playboy $hort" known everywhere [00:01:43] Had a life long dream to be a player [00:01:46] Way too cold at a younger age [00:01:48] It was everyday just make that page [00:01:51] Still playing the same still young at the game [00:01:54] Never talk down on a player's name [00:01:56] 'Cause I'm big time paid all my dues [00:01:59] I'm rich and famous and way too cool [00:02:02] People can't f**k with the way I'm rhyming [00:02:05] They say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds [00:02:08] Too $hort baby is the name I use [00:02:10] A '93 Lexus is what I cruise [00:02:13] Clean from the start I thought I was it [00:02:16] I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I kick [00:02:19] But the Caddy got parked 'cause I'm riding new [00:02:22] Eastside bitch so I'm siding fool [00:02:25] Money everywhere all over the floor [00:02:27] At the bank I'm known as "Mr $hort" [00:02:30] At the house I be chilling getting some head [00:02:33] Writing raps all day even in bed [00:02:35] And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit [00:02:38] The funk rap master made to fit [00:02:41] Just her I'm all in them guts [00:02:44] Homeboy can't f**k so I hooked it up [00:02:47] But young women like you with your big round butts [00:02:49] Blind girls driving down the street called "Love" [00:02:52] Chasing that man who really can't stand [00:02:55] Seeing your face so now you ran [00:02:58] And you don't realize what you'll soon see [00:03:01] The way making love is supposed to be [00:03:03] With a player known as Playboy Too [00:03:06] Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through [00:03:09] Players play women who like to get played [00:03:12] Bitched like you just trying to get laid [00:03:14] But I like money and I get paid [00:03:17] I do my duty and say "Good day" [00:03:20] I didn't want to make love I'm not that fast [00:03:23] What the hell she's a freak she even asked [00:03:25] So let's go to my room after the show [00:03:28] Treat me like a pimp and pay me hoe [00:03:31] You can suck my dick and I might sing [00:03:34] Just love Too $hort I'm everything [00:03:36] So cool my name is Too [00:03:39] Call it how you want but I won't call you