So Far... (目前为止) - Eminem (埃米纳姆) I own a mansion but live in a house A king-size bed but I sleep on the couch I'm Mr Brightside glass is half full But my tank is half empty gas kit just blew This always happens 30 minutes from home Gotta lay a long cable and only option I have is McDonald's bathroom In a public stall dropping a football So every time someone walks in the john like at Madden ''Shady what up ''- What Come on man I'm crapping And you're asking me for my Got damn autograph on a napkin Oh that's odd I just happened to run out of tissue Yeah hand me that on second thought I'd be glad then ''Thanks dawg name's Todd a big fan'' I wiped my a** with it Crumbled it up in a wad and threw it back and Told him ''Todd you're the sh*t'' When does all of this crap end Can't park my without causing an accident Puff my gas cut my grass can't take out the f**king trash Without someone passing through my sub harassing I'd count my blessings but I suck at math I'd rather wallow then bass suffering from succotash But the antacid is my stomach gas I mix my corn with my f**king mash Potato so what ho kiss my country bucking a** Missouri Southern roots what the f**k is upperclass Call lunch dinner call dinner supper Tupperware in a covered plastic wear up the a** Stuck in the past iPod what the f**k is that B-boy to the core mule I'm a stubborn a** Maybe that's why I feel so strange Got it all but I still won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been good to me so far) They call me classless I heard that I second and third that Don't know what the f**k I would doing if it weren't rap Probably be a giant turd-sack But I blew never turned back Turned 40 and still sag Teenagers act more f**king mature Jack F**k you gonna say to me I leave on my own terms asshole I'm going berzerk My nerves are bad but I love the perks my work has I get to meet famous people look at her dag Her eyeliners ran her skirt snag And I heard she drag-races *burp* swag F**king my Hanes shirt tag You're Danica Patrick (yeah) work skag We'd be the perfect match Cause you're a vacuum I'm a dirtbag My apologies no disrespect to technology But what the heck is all of these buttons You expect me to sit here and learn that F**k I gotta do to hear this new song from Luda Be an expert at computers I'd rather be an encyclopedia Britannica hell with a Playstation I'm still on my first manual from Zelda Nintendo b**ch run jump punch stab and I melt the Mozzarella on my spaghetti put in on bread Make a sandwich with welch's and belch They say this spray butter is bad for my health but I think there's more white trash from the trailer Welfare mentality helps to Keep me grounded That's why I never take full advantage of wealth I Managed to dwell within these perimeters Still cramming the shelves full of hamburger helper I can't even help it this is the hand I was dealt to Creature of habit feel like I'm trapped in an animal shelter With all these pet peeves God dammit to hell I can't stand all these kids with their camera cellphones I can't go anywhere I get so mad I can yell the Other day someone got little elaborate And stuck a f**king dead cat in my mailbox Went to Burger King they spit on my onion rings I think my karma is catching up with me Maybe that's why I feel so strange Got it all but I still won't change Maybe that's why I can't leave Detroit It's the motivation that keeps me going This is the inspiration I need I can never turn my back on a city that made me (Life's been good to me so far) Got friends on facebook all over the world Not sure what that means they tell me it's good So I'm artist of the decade I even got a plaque I'd hang it up but the frame is all cracked I'm trying to be lowkey hopefully nobody notices me In produce hunched over giant nosebleed Over stop as I mosey over to the frozen aisle By the frozen yogurt this guy approached me 404

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