Ok I'm going to attempt to drown myself
好的 我现在来演示如何自我沉溺
You can try this at home
简单易行 你可以在家模仿
You can be just like me （Mic check 1 2 We recording ）
你可以像我一样 我们开始录制了吗
I'm cancerous and when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
我疯狂地鄙视你 你根本无力应对
And if ya responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
如果你胆敢回击 你就等着大限之日的来临
I'd strangle you to death then choke you again （ack）
我会置你于死地 让你彻底闭嘴
Then broke your f**king legs til' your
然后将你打成残疾
Bones poke through your skin（AAWW）
让你粉身碎骨
You beef with me Im-a even the score equally
我知道你对此感到恶心 但是我们半斤八两
Take on Jerry Springer and beat your a** legally
你还是去脱口秀玩玩嘴皮子就行 我揍你是替天行道
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
你简直俗不可耐 愚蠢至极
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono（OH NO ）
因为我根本毫无畏惧
And If I said I never did drugs that would mean I lie
如果我说我是个良民 那根本就是个谎言
AND get f**ked more that the President does
因为总统比我更加道貌岸然
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
希拉里都想赏我耳光 还对我污言秽语
I ripped his f**king tonsils out and fed her sherbert （*）
我对她根本不屑一顾 我会给她点颜色瞧瞧
My nerves hurt lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice
我只是在发疯而已 最近我有点神经质
And ripped out his blonde dreads （f**k）
你看 我又摧毁了一个说唱歌手
Every girl I ever went out with was going lez'
跟我云雨过的女孩 都对男人再提不起兴趣
Follow me and do excactly like the song says
跟随着我 按照这首歌里说的做
Smoke w**d take pills drop outta school kill people and drink
百无禁忌 纵情享乐
Jump behind wheel like it was still legal
假装奉公守法好市民
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
所以我傻到溜到店里行窃
So I'm dumb enough to ask a for date with Lauryn Hill
所以我傻到和Lauryn Hill约会
Some people only see that I'm white ignoring skill
有些人只看我的肤色 忽视我的能力
Cos' I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill
因为我是如此引人注目
But I don't get pissed ya'll don't even see through the mist
但是我并不疯狂 你们根本看不清现实
How the f**k can I be white I don't even exist
为何我是个白人 我根本不应该是个凡人
I get a clean shave bath go to a rave die from an overdose
我做好清洁工作 尽情享乐 然后醉生梦死
And dig myself up out of my grave
然后再重新复活
My middle finger won't go down how do I wave
我对一切都不屑一顾 我根本不会示好
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave
这就是我要教育小孩子的东西
Now follow me and do excactly what you see
跟上我的节奏 好好跟我学习
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗
I slap women and eat shrooms then O D
我对女人拳打脚踢
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me
你想要长大之后成为像我这样的人吗
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
我和Marcus Allen一起和美女享受欢愉
When we heard a knock on the door （knock） must′ve been Ron Gold'
是谁在敲门 一定是Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door put the orgy on hold
我们悄悄躲在门后
Killed 'em both and smeared blood on white Bronco （We did it ）
大杀四方 毁尸灭迹
My mind won'y work and my spine don't jerk
如果我不被病痛折磨 我就无法思考
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
看我将Garth Brooks击倒在地
I'm not a player just an ill rhyme sayer
我不是歌手 我只是个蹩脚诗人
That'll spray an aerosol can up at the ozone layer （psssssssh）
但我依然能够傲视群雄
My rap style's warped I'm runnin out the morgue
我的风格就是这么特立独行 因为我还要逃出地狱
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