[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - The Hit Crew (热歌组合) [00:00:03] May I have your attention please [00:00:06] May I have your attention please [00:00:08] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:00:12] I repeat will the real Slim [00:00:14] Shady please stand up [00:00:17] We're going to have a problem here [00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen [00:00:19] A white person before [00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like [00:00:21] Tommy just burst in the door [00:00:23] Started whoopin her a** worse than before [00:00:24] They first get divorced throwing [00:00:25] Her over furniture (scream) [00:00:27] It's the return of the [00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't [00:00:30] Just say what I think he did did he [00:00:32] And Dr Dre said [00:00:33] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead [00:00:35] He's locked in my basement (haha) [00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem [00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka [00:00:39] Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:00:40] Look at him walking around [00:00:42] Grabbing his you know what [00:00:43] Limpin' to you know who yeah [00:00:45] But hes so cute though [00:00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of [00:00:47] Screws up in my head loose [00:00:48] But no worse than what's going [00:00:49] On in your parent's bedrooms [00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna [00:00:51] Get on TV and just let loose [00:00:52] But can't but its cool for Tom [00:00:54] Green to hump a dead moose [00:00:55] My bum is on your lips [00:00:56] My bum is on your lips [00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might [00:00:58] Just give it a little kiss [00:00:59] And that's the message that [00:01:00] We deliver to little kids [00:01:01] And expect them not to know [00:01:02] What a womens clitoris is [00:01:04] Of course they gonna know [00:01:05] What intercourse is [00:01:05] By the time they hit 4th grade [00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they [00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals [00:01:10] Well some of us cannibals [00:01:11] Who cut other people [00:01:12] Open like cantaloupes [00:01:13] But if we can hump dead [00:01:14] Animals and antelopes [00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man [00:01:16] And another man can't elope [00:01:18] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes [00:01:21] Sing the chorus and it goes [00:01:22] I'm Slim Shady [00:01:23] Yes I'm the real Shady [00:01:24] All you other Slim [00:01:25] Shadys are just imitating [00:01:26] So won't the real Slim Shady [00:01:28] Please stand up Please [00:01:29] Stand up Please stand up [00:01:31] Becuase I'm Slim Shady [00:01:33] Yes I'm the real Shady [00:01:34] All you other Slim [00:01:34] Shadys are just imitating [00:01:35] So won't the real Slim shady [00:01:37] Please stand up Please stand up [00:01:39] Please stand up [00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in [00:01:42] His raps to sell records [00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too [00:01:45] You think I give a damm about a Grammy [00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even [00:01:48] Stomach me let alone stand me [00:01:50] But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [00:01:52] Why So you guys can [00:01:53] Just lie to get me here [00:01:54] So you can sit me here [00:01:55] Next to Britney Spears [00:01:56] Sh*t Christina Aguilera better [00:01:58] Switch me chairs [00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson [00:02:00] Daly and Fred Durst [00:02:01] And hear 'em argue over [00:02:02] Who she gave head to first [00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV [00:02:06] Yeah he's cute but I think [00:02:07] He's married to Kim hehe [00:02:08] I should download her audio on mp3 [00:02:10] And show the whole [00:02:11] World how you gave Eminem V D (scream) [00:02:13] I'm sick of you little girl [00:02:14] And boy groups all you do is annoy me [00:02:16] So I've been sent here to destroy you [00:02:17] And theres a million of us just like me [00:02:19] Who cuss like me [00:02:20] Who just don't give a f**k like me [00:02:22] Who dress like me [00:02:23] Walk talk and act like me [00:02:24] It just might be the next best thing 404

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