[00:00:00] Keep It Gay (Album Version) (《金牌制作人》电影插曲 插曲) - Mel Brooks (梅尔·布鲁克斯)/Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (电影原声带) [00:00:00] Did you get a chance yet to read Springtime for Hitler [00:00:02] Read it I devoured it [00:00:05] And I found it remarkable [00:00:06] Remarkable [00:00:07] Then you'll do it [00:00:08] Do it Of course not [00:00:10] It's not my kind of thing [00:00:11] I mean Max please [00:00:13] World War II [00:00:14] Ooooh [00:00:15] Too dark too depressing [00:00:17] The theater's so obsessed [00:00:18] With drama so depressed [00:00:20] It's hard to sell a ticket on Broadway [00:00:23] Shows should be more pretty [00:00:25] Shows should be more witty [00:00:27] Shows should be more what's the word [00:00:31] Gay [00:00:33] Exactly [00:00:34] No matter what you do on the stage [00:00:38] Keep it light keep it bright keep it gay [00:00:42] Whether it's murder mayhem or rage [00:00:46] Don't complain it's a pain keep it gay [00:00:50] People want laughter when they see a show [00:00:54] The last thing they're after is a litany of woe [00:00:57] A happy ending will pep up your play [00:01:01] Oedipus won't bomb [00:01:03] If he winds up with mom [00:01:05] Keep it gay [00:01:06] Keep it gay [00:01:07] Keep it gay [00:01:09] Couldn't we agree more [00:01:11] And you have our blessings [00:01:12] Roger to make Springtime for Hitler [00:01:14] Just as gay as anyone could possibly want [00:01:17] So c'mon do it for us please [00:01:18] I'm sorry Max It's simply not my cup of tea [00:01:22] Still fair is fair [00:01:24] Perhaps I should ask my production team what they think [00:01:27] Your production team [00:01:28] Who are they [00:01:29] You'll see [00:01:29] They all live here [00:01:31] Guys Come say hello to Bialystock and Bloom [00:01:34] This is my set designer Bryan [00:01:38] Keep it mad keep it glad keep it gay [00:01:41] Here's my costume designer Kevin [00:01:45] Hello [00:01:46] Keep it happy keep it snappy keep it gay [00:01:49] We're clever creative [00:01:51] It's our job to see [00:01:53] That ev'rything's perfect [00:01:55] For Mr De Bris [00:01:57] Scott my choreographer [00:01:59] Hi there [00:02:09] And finally last and least my lighting designer Shirley Markowitz [00:02:17] Keep it gay keep it gay keep it gay [00:02:24] Now they all just read Springtime [00:02:27] What did you think of it fellas [00:02:28] It needs glamour [00:02:29] And glitz [00:02:30] It needs sequins [00:02:32] And tits [00:02:33] Roger I think that Springtime for Hitler [00:02:36] Would be a marvelous opportunity for you [00:02:37] I mean up to now you've always been associated with [00:02:41] There I say frivolous musicals [00:02:43] You're right [00:02:44] I've often felt as though [00:02:44] I've been throwing my life away on silly little entertainments [00:02:48] Deopy showgirls in gooey gowns [00:02:51] It's enough to make you heave [00:02:52] Nonetheless I'm sorry Max [00:02:54] I just couldn't do Springtime for Hitler [00:02:56] Why not Think of the respect [00:02:57] No [00:02:58] Think of the prestige [00:02:59] No no no [00:03:00] Think of the Tony [00:03:02] Tony Tony Tony Tony Tony [00:03:06] What's the matter [00:03:07] Is he all right [00:03:08] He's having a stroke [00:03:09] What [00:03:09] Of genius [00:03:10] I see it At last the chance to do something important [00:03:14] Roger de Bris presents history [00:03:17] Of course that whole second act should be re-written [00:03:20] They're losing the war [00:03:21] Excuse me [00:03:22] It's too downbeat [00:03:23] Roger de Bris presents history [00:03:27] But maybe it's a wild idea but it just might work [00:03:33] I see a line of beautiful girls [00:03:44] Dressed as stormtroopers each one a gem [00:03:47] With leather boots and whips on their hips [00:03:50] It's risque dare I say S&M Love it [00:03:53] I see German soldiers dancing through France [00:03:56] Played by chorus boys in very tight pants [00:03:59] And wait there's more they'll win the war [00:04:02] And the dances they do will be daring and new