[00:00:00] What a surprise [00:00:01] Open your eyes [00:00:02] Woman advisor [00:00:04] The name of this entertainement is [00:00:06] Women lose weight [00:00:07] Our first years of mariage everything was just great [00:00:09] But after two kids [00:00:10] And a weight gain factor [00:00:12] The fact is [00:00:13] Now she's pletely unattractive [00:00:15] Look fat chicks [00:00:16] I don't mean to sound rude [00:00:17] I tell her nice hit the gym [00:00:18] And don't eat so much food [00:00:20] But no [00:00:20] Your shallow [00:00:21] You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth [00:00:25] But how if desire's is not there [00:00:26] That's just a delayment [00:00:27] Divorce is child support alimony payments [00:00:30] My happiness i doubt discourage [00:00:32] So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage [00:00:35] Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed [00:00:38] When you gonna leave your wife [00:00:39] I tell her soon mommy soon i assume [00:00:41] Or my destiny is blue [00:00:43] Interestingly [00:00:44] The only thing left for me to do is to kill her [00:00:46] What a surpriser [00:00:47] Open your eyes [00:00:49] Woman advisor [00:00:50] I'm gonna have to kill her [00:00:51] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces [00:00:54] Send that ass right to the morgue miss [00:00:56] What a surprise [00:00:58] Open your eyes [00:00:59] Woman advisor [00:01:00] I'm gonna have to kill her [00:01:02] Cause there's laws which enforces divorces [00:01:04] Send that ass right to the morgue miss [00:01:06] My plans against or shanagans [00:01:07] Kinda ran thin [00:01:08] Knowin' nothing about poisoning [00:01:10] And i can't swim [00:01:11] Bad intentions pumping [00:01:12] Might as well become numb [00:01:14] Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong [00:01:16] But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this [00:01:19] Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick [00:01:22] I Guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday [00:01:25] The day she usually goes food shopping [00:01:27] Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler [00:01:29] And Sent her clean over the divider [00:01:32] You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill [00:01:35] I thought she has to be dead [00:01:37] Later on get a call [00:01:38] (from a) Lieutenant Morgue [00:01:39] (had me) leapin like a frog [00:01:41] We need you at the morgue [00:01:42] So i selfishly persued [00:01:45] Boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her [00:01:48] What a surprise [00:01:48] Open your eyes [00:01:50] Woman advisor [00:01:52] Come on ya'll know i had to kill her [00:01:53] Of course there's lots which imposes divorces [00:01:56] Send that ass right to the morgue miss [00:01:58] Kill her [00:01:59] What a surprise [00:02:00] Open your eyes [00:02:01] Woman advisor [00:02:02] I had to kill her [00:02:04] 'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces [00:02:07] Send her ass right to the morgue [00:02:08] So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run [00:02:12] No sir we don't have no clues right now [00:02:13] This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids [00:02:16] Pull yourself together sir [00:02:18] I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this [00:02:20] I understand I understand [00:02:23] Catch the person who did this [00:02:25] We're gonna try sir [00:02:26] Please [00:02:28] Screamin who done took my heart acting shakin up a lot [00:02:31] At the funeral though everyone was looking at me odd like i did it [00:02:34] Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring [00:02:38] I heard he was displeased with her weight gain [00:02:39] While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook [00:02:42] All she does is order from restaurants [00:02:44] All of the sex you wants [00:02:46] I doubt could have dressed clothes not washed [00:02:47] Proper and house look a mess and [00:02:49] Talking to detectives that was waitin outside